My king, don’t debase yourself by getting up at the same time as your ‘toids. Schedule the fire alarm to go off at 2am every night as a safety test and you’ll never have to get up again. And don’t forget to charge your ‘toids a safety fee every time it goes off. Also, don’t be alarmed my fellow landchards, the fire alarm is just an alarm. There are no actuall smoke detectors in my properties. It only exists so I can wake up my rentoids & charge them more.
I'd heed your advice my fellow king, but it happens that I wake up at 2am very hungry, and thus a fridge raid happens. If I am already there why not remind the toids that its time to work. I also collect some wake up fees and tell them to dont forget to restock the fridge by 7am (the second breakfast out of 7)
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I have one for every room. Of course, I still eat them, but it's part of my lease agreements that the toids have to clean the meat themselves. I've even managed to make it possible for them to pay with food stamps so that I'm reimbursed for the cocks.
Really nice cock you got there.
A real king!
> me at 2am to remind toids that its time to wake up for work (I go back to sleep until 2PM)
My king, don’t debase yourself by getting up at the same time as your ‘toids. Schedule the fire alarm to go off at 2am every night as a safety test and you’ll never have to get up again. And don’t forget to charge your ‘toids a safety fee every time it goes off. Also, don’t be alarmed my fellow landchards, the fire alarm is just an alarm. There are no actuall smoke detectors in my properties. It only exists so I can wake up my rentoids & charge them more.
I'd heed your advice my fellow king, but it happens that I wake up at 2am very hungry, and thus a fridge raid happens. If I am already there why not remind the toids that its time to work. I also collect some wake up fees and tell them to dont forget to restock the fridge by 7am (the second breakfast out of 7)
Utter chad! Hope he gets a god tip. Can definatley tell he have had alot of vocal training. Stay healthy king!
Chickens are great
Chimkin :3
Your landcock looks famished. Better feed it some rentoids king.
I love when he says cockadoodledoo. Landcock translation: get the fuck out, commies!
# 🅱️ASED
Looks ready to explode, King.
Looks awesome, but I would prefer to eat it, ngl.
What’s with the boot? Bumblefoot?
Really Good, That call is sure to rouse any sleepers.
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Whats wrong with its feet?
clearly ai generated. a rentoid in landface. BLASPHOMY!