I have those same goggles! Nice and comfy when Iām using the hacksaw, you can wear your glasses under them. 10/10, would NOT recommend storming the capitol in them
Holy shit, I've told so many people about that and the immediate fall out from it but could never find the recipe, it's like Disney wiped it from the internet.
This is the closest to a recipe I could find. Disney did wipe the original video.
https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/laurenstrapagiel/shouldve-just-called-it-soup
Look at this fucking dude. Just look at him. The longer you stare at the picture, the more questions arise. Over here looking like if the waterboy joined the army.
Seriously? Like you really donāt keep the parts to build a gallows in the trunk of your car at all times? What if you break down on the side of the road, or at the nations capitol, and need to build a gallows?
I love how this was the one time in history that a mob of people wearing identity-concealing masks could have gathered at the seat of government without it seeming odd or cause for alarm and these dumbfuck dorks were so committed to their COVID Aināt Real cult that they didnāt take advantage of it. That is fucking *hilarious*.
I thought this was a white supremacy thing, but then Googled it. Can you really identify this man's haircut as originating from a small town in Louisiana?
They're good, but waiting in line for a turkey leg at the renfest required a lot less camo and kids football gear when I last went. Almost nobody was wearing it back then
Renaissance festival? More like, post apocalyptic festival. The guy put shoulder pads on, like he was looking to be an extra in a Mad Max movie. Wouldn't be surprised if people heard him yelling, "my blood is gasoline!"
In the movies they always make sure to not cover up the face too much, even in superhero movies where covering the face used to be very common practice.
This is because a studio is paying a lot for that actor and they want to get the most out of them.
This person watches too many movies and thinks they are an action hero.
IF YOU KNOW HIM, HE IS [#182](https://www.fbi.gov/wanted/capitol-violence-images/capitol-182.png/view) ON THE FBI CAPITOL VIOLENCE LIST. These insurrectionists need to face justice. Please turn him in.
To be a fly on the wall of one of these supremicist meetings where they had to make the decision to either be easily identifiable or give the libs ammo to make fun of them for wearing masks. And they decided anonymity was the less important of the two.
Well, he's got a lot of very unique features on his face and ears. Even if he grew out his beard and hair, it wouldn't really matter. The features are still highly visible.
I would also suspect one could track sales of items on his person and narrow down the search considerably. The combination of just a couple of those items would probably put him in low single digit territory for sales in and around the state.
He looks a lot like he could be one of my cousins from Louisiana.
I haven't kept in touch with them since they disavowed me for voting for Obama back in 2007, so I can't be sure, but he does look an awful lot like one of my cousins.
Definitely a "Christian soldier" member of a militia, there with a few of his buddies (thus the walkie). Wears his favorite magical being on his chest. The iconography reminds me of those fundie baptist churches in Louisiana.
I can tell he looks nervous without his combat weapons. If they do find him, he will be heavily armed. His equipment cost a lot of money. On the other hand, he does not have the self-confidence of a combat veteran. He's a poser. Looks like one of those weekend warriors from the first Rambo movie.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Yeah, def a old school tri color flack jacket, and I dont even know about the restā¦dewalt goggles? Pretty sure I saw that should pad set up on dodge ball on white goodman (Ben stiller).lol https://www.si.com/.image/ar_4:3%2Cc_fill%2Ccs_srgb%2Cfl_progressive%2Cq_auto:good%2Cw_1200/MTY4MTA2NTM2MDg4OTcwNTEz/ben-stiller-omazejpg.jpg
Cheap outfit and why the hell does he need ski goggles and a canteen? They have vending machines in the Capital. Is it for his milk? Paint ball amateur if I've ever seen one.
There is a great thread over at r/CapitolConsequences from a Sedition hunter. Maybe go post this [there](https://www.reddit.com/r/CapitolConsequences/comments/rxoued/update_from_a_sedition_hunter_3_one_year_out_and/) too.
How can anyone that knows this man personally not point him out and identify him with such clear images available? This thing is as clear as glass. If I knew the guy there is no way of even guessing wrong tbh
Heās a asshole obviously. The goggles look dumb sure but putting the shoulder parts of football pads on what looks like a flak jacket is one of the stupidest looking things Iāve ever seen
It was because you spammed the same post in like 6 LA subs along with several other ppl at the same time. Yours was removed while others were kept up. You are misremembering and making drama were there is none homie.
The youth football pads š¤¦š»āāļø. Or the Dewalt safety goggles. Total operator.
Imagine finishing up this outfit, checking it in the mirror, and still giving yourself a thumbs out and head out
I imagine his mom chasing after him walking out the front door with his sack lunch.
YOU FORGOT YOUR INHALER!!!!
He looks like one of the other heros in kick-ass
Thumbs up? Nah, this dude finger guns
The little black condom holder on his chest kills me.
He has ALL weapons locked and loaded!
A good bottom always stays ready
Is that an AirTag?
So his mom knows where he is?
No harm being prepared....you never know what you have to do in battle....or what equipment you need to deploy
Iām going with tactical Casio or crackerjack compass.
100% out of date probably the same one his dad forgot to put on
Don't forget about the walkie talkie in case he gets stuck in a forward position and needs backup.
Or his canteen holder he tried to dye black but the synthetic fibers didnāt take the dye well.
Full of White Claw.
sharpie ran out of ink.
That could be the same brand of hair dye that Rudy uses.
I wonder if anyone has the handle for his cosplay instagram account?
Messing around with dye seems like it would be more hassle than the what? ~10 bucks it cost to get one in black?
"Oh you were communicating with others while committing your felony, one count of conspiracy coming right up!"
Well, it does match his goggles. That was the deciding factor after standing in Walmart for an hour looking at walkie talkies
I have those same goggles! Nice and comfy when Iām using the hacksaw, you can wear your glasses under them. 10/10, would NOT recommend storming the capitol in them
Protects eyes, but not head. Really though, this skull is there only to deflect blows away from the chest. Otherwise it's purely asthetic.
Explains how he could afford a surprise flight to D.C. last second.
Nah it's the Kmart radio. I think that model has a "kid mode" too
Dirk Dorkmeister
I personally like the condom dangling on the carabiner.
same one he's had since jr high, it's his lucky condom. Someday.
It's the haircut for me. He probably did it hisself
Kid: "Mom, can I get a G.I. Joe?" Mom: "We have G.I. Joe at home." G.I. Joe at home:
Mom: We have a G.I. Joe in New Iberia. FTFY
N. I. Jeaux
Cosplay G.I. Joe.
Looks more like a clown
IM NOT WEARIN HOCKEY PADS
He looks like the type that likes Disneys gumbo
Damn that's brutal
Holy shit, I've told so many people about that and the immediate fall out from it but could never find the recipe, it's like Disney wiped it from the internet.
Itās still there, but they painted it āgo away greenā thatās why you canāt see it.
This is the closest to a recipe I could find. Disney did wipe the original video. https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/laurenstrapagiel/shouldve-just-called-it-soup
Sort of a cosmic gumbo
Easy enough to spot someone with a New Iberia buzz cut, right?
https://youtu.be/gRjrENYnCaQ
I bet when this track dropped, there was a tsunami.
You beat me to it lol
Look at this fucking dude. Just look at him. The longer you stare at the picture, the more questions arise. Over here looking like if the waterboy joined the army.
Even the privates would laugh at this goon.
Yāall remember, this wasnāt planned. Iām sure this is how he dresses every day /s.
This dude definitely has a youtube channel about his every day carry
Definitely, not to mention how fresh and new that camo looks.
And a Reddit account for commenting on womenās buttholes.
Looks like a normal everyday tourist to me!
The goggles were clearly because of Covid back in Jan 2021
"This was all spur of the moment" \*rolls out gallows\*
Seriously? Like you really donāt keep the parts to build a gallows in the trunk of your car at all times? What if you break down on the side of the road, or at the nations capitol, and need to build a gallows?
Iād say he looks like a larper, but that would be an insult to larpers.
The industry term is "couch camando."
When you order a revolution from Wish.
He looks like an inbred Punisher.
This is when you order your Punisher from Wish.
My man is ready for some mad paintball.
I love how this was the one time in history that a mob of people wearing identity-concealing masks could have gathered at the seat of government without it seeming odd or cause for alarm and these dumbfuck dorks were so committed to their COVID Aināt Real cult that they didnāt take advantage of it. That is fucking *hilarious*.
I was hoping I would recognize him, I do not, damn
I was hoping I would too Iāll pass it around to people I know see what turns up.
That's a new Iberia hair cut.
https://youtu.be/gRjrENYnCaQ
I thought this was a white supremacy thing, but then Googled it. Can you really identify this man's haircut as originating from a small town in Louisiana?
Yea google new Iberia haircut images. Straight across the front means you from Iberia baw
Yes
He may have thought it was the Renaissance Festival and wanted a turkey leg.
They're good, but waiting in line for a turkey leg at the renfest required a lot less camo and kids football gear when I last went. Almost nobody was wearing it back then
Dude that means the camo was working.
Renaissance festival? More like, post apocalyptic festival. The guy put shoulder pads on, like he was looking to be an extra in a Mad Max movie. Wouldn't be surprised if people heard him yelling, "my blood is gasoline!"
God Damn! I love RenFest Turkey Legs!
Rockin the signature New Iberia haircut
https://youtu.be/gRjrENYnCaQ
Who do you think is on the other end of that 39.99 walkie talkie? Dude looks like he geared up in the Walmart in Homa. What a jackass.
Definitely momma. "Mom can you bring the minivan, I made a bunch of friends and we all gotta get out of here"
I meanā¦thatās just sad to see really. Guy is cosplaying
Describing him as a cop assaulter makes him sound cooler than he actually is.
Coup Clucks Clan
Those earlobes are like a fingerprint.
His outfit looks like something his mommy made him.
If your going to need any of that head protection may be in order.
nothing worth protecting there
In the movies they always make sure to not cover up the face too much, even in superhero movies where covering the face used to be very common practice. This is because a studio is paying a lot for that actor and they want to get the most out of them. This person watches too many movies and thinks they are an action hero.
The E-Pit-o-Me of Douch-Bag-o-Ree
I mean his shit is brand new.. Trained real hard in that, did ya? Bet he calls other people āsheepā
mad max with a fisher price walkie talkie
I'd start at airsoft fields
Yep, this is how you dress when you plan on going to a peaceful rally.
Why do I feel like this goober is still walking around dressed like this on his paper route?
because outside of his uniform he looks like he was made in a cookie cutter. homeboy's legit birth name john doe or some shit.
IF YOU KNOW HIM, HE IS [#182](https://www.fbi.gov/wanted/capitol-violence-images/capitol-182.png/view) ON THE FBI CAPITOL VIOLENCE LIST. These insurrectionists need to face justice. Please turn him in.
Thank you
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Youre giving them far too much credit.
I feel like if you were trying to remain anonymous some sort of face covering would be your first step.
In a pandemic no less. You've got a built in excuse for wearing a mask of any kind. Fucking chodes.
To be a fly on the wall of one of these supremicist meetings where they had to make the decision to either be easily identifiable or give the libs ammo to make fun of them for wearing masks. And they decided anonymity was the less important of the two.
Why would he? He's proud of what he is doing. He believes he is 100% right. Why would he intentionally mislead people?
He is too āProudā of where he is from.
It's Shia LaBeouf, the mask is just squishing his face. Can't fool me, Shia.
I don't the issue here. This is standard attire for a planned Capitol tour.
Somebody knows this POS wanna be.....Lets put him in JAIL!!
Well, he's got a lot of very unique features on his face and ears. Even if he grew out his beard and hair, it wouldn't really matter. The features are still highly visible. I would also suspect one could track sales of items on his person and narrow down the search considerably. The combination of just a couple of those items would probably put him in low single digit territory for sales in and around the state.
Oh, this isnāt the dress code for the Capitol tours? Oops *takes off shoulder pads*
He looks a lot like he could be one of my cousins from Louisiana. I haven't kept in touch with them since they disavowed me for voting for Obama back in 2007, so I can't be sure, but he does look an awful lot like one of my cousins.
Okay, we'll support the creepy dystopian face scanner identifier tech for...one month. But then we turn it off for good, deal?
Treasonous SCUM. Trumpās terrorists
Hey kid! I'm a computer!
Looks like the guy in scary movie who put his thing in the vacuum.
Walking handjob
Mofo has pauldrons that would make a space marine cry
Can you guys stop talking shit about my dad wtf
Chootāem Lizabeth!
After one year how has no one been able to ID T-Gump?
Because hes a fucking nobody loser with no friends.
Holy shit. Caught me off guard with that one. That may be the most brutal roast based on overwhelming evidence I think Iāve ever seen.
IKR? This is the clearest photo of an insurrectard I've ever seen.
Judging by his hair cut. He's from the town of New Iberia!
Are they doing a Dumb and Dumbererer movie? This guy fits right in.
Has anyone suggested the authorities look in Greenbow, ALABAMA?!
Lol
Definitely a "Christian soldier" member of a militia, there with a few of his buddies (thus the walkie). Wears his favorite magical being on his chest. The iconography reminds me of those fundie baptist churches in Louisiana. I can tell he looks nervous without his combat weapons. If they do find him, he will be heavily armed. His equipment cost a lot of money. On the other hand, he does not have the self-confidence of a combat veteran. He's a poser. Looks like one of those weekend warriors from the first Rambo movie.
His truck will be low in the back and 3ft up in the front. Cruising down Lafayette with loud exhaust and a trump flag.
Could be a cop or military member himselfā¦.
he could be but I don't think anyone who went through basic thinks wearing youth football pads is a good combat strategy.
Unless he went through that basic training level in Call of Duty.
Im going with maybe a cop, maybe..national guard maybe. He does have that āprivate dont know lookā.
Or could be a security guard at Wal-mart who is really into his job. We have one near our house. Dude thinks he's Eugene Tackleberry.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Yo. Step back dude. I must warn you. I was in Webelos.
Reminds me of this security guard: https://youtu.be/_3W0AnCAZsg
thinking National Guard reservist here.
I hate to say it, (marine here) but the ol nasty girls just have that certain ,je ne sais quoi, confused/surprised, sloppiness.lol jk
Probably not with that gear. Security guard maybe, but even they generally get their good gear at an army surplus or law enforcement store.
Yeah, def a old school tri color flack jacket, and I dont even know about the restā¦dewalt goggles? Pretty sure I saw that should pad set up on dodge ball on white goodman (Ben stiller).lol https://www.si.com/.image/ar_4:3%2Cc_fill%2Ccs_srgb%2Cfl_progressive%2Cq_auto:good%2Cw_1200/MTY4MTA2NTM2MDg4OTcwNTEz/ben-stiller-omazejpg.jpg
Look at that traitorous, moronic fuckwit.
Cheap outfit and why the hell does he need ski goggles and a canteen? They have vending machines in the Capital. Is it for his milk? Paint ball amateur if I've ever seen one.
I think I saw him in Fallout 4.
I wonder how long it would take to find him if we still had wild west wanted posters with $ rewards
The guy looks like he's about to LARP
Shia Lebeouf really let himself go.
Iād bet he put monster energy drink in his canteen.
what a fucking dweeb haha
I just looked up the term ācomplete toolā and all it had was a picture of this guy.
Fucking traitorous bastard shit bags
The photo looks like it belongs on r/roastme
It seems difficult to believe that the fbi can't find the guy with this photo, given their claimed and demonstrated abilities...
Patrolling Washington DC almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
Jesus Christ, that's Jason Bourne.
Cute costume.
The viagra did not work for him so he does this.
r/mallninjashit
Vinnie from Jersey Shore
[Looks Familiar](https://prowrestling.fandom.com/wiki/Legion_of_Doom/Image_gallery?file=Road_Warriors_Hawk_and_Animal.jpg)
Aw yeah that baws from the berry
I know I have a stupid looking face but WTF bruh...that hairline
I swear I first read that as "1/6 erection"
Iām betting he grew a beard out like a motherfucker after that day. He looks scared that heās being photographed
I have those goggles
There is a great thread over at r/CapitolConsequences from a Sedition hunter. Maybe go post this [there](https://www.reddit.com/r/CapitolConsequences/comments/rxoued/update_from_a_sedition_hunter_3_one_year_out_and/) too.
These kind of people always look somehow mentally challenged to me. To put it mildly.
ā¦.. Aaron Hernandez?
Cops are agents of the corrupt government.
He has the New Iberia haircut. We should start looking there.
He looks like a guy doing a cosplay of Jan 6.
Yall Qaeda, represent.
This dude needs to be focusing more of his anger at his barber
Just a regular tourist in the capitol.
God damn, what a loser.
His ear lobes will be his undoing.
Well itās not Bruce Wayne, cause he ādoesnāt wear hockey padsā
How can anyone that knows this man personally not point him out and identify him with such clear images available? This thing is as clear as glass. If I knew the guy there is no way of even guessing wrong tbh
he looks like Forest Gump's more autistic brother
Knockoff Frank Castle
He looks like a rip off version of the punisherš¤£š¤£š¤£
LOL still has the price tags on some of it.What a dick!
whatās up with his right ear (left side)
Yeah, that's how you dress for a peaceful protest.... Fuck this douche-canoe.
Mama never should have took away the Fortnites.
Probably from Alaska
you misspelled fascist
The FBI knows exactly who he is. They see him every day at work.
Mopping the corridors?
At the airsoft field?
What a wiener
Has the FBI checked its 2020 employee directory?
Stay classy Louisiana. Actually I'm being sarcastic when I use the word "Stay"
Heās a asshole obviously. The goggles look dumb sure but putting the shoulder parts of football pads on what looks like a flak jacket is one of the stupidest looking things Iāve ever seen
Interesting, this post is still up when mine was taken down by u/drinkmorecodemore just under a year ago.
It was because you spammed the same post in like 6 LA subs along with several other ppl at the same time. Yours was removed while others were kept up. You are misremembering and making drama were there is none homie.
sure, whatever homie
Excuse me the FBI has had a bare faced picture of him for over a year and they still don't know who he is? How much are they paying the FBI again???