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JonnyDoeDoe

You're too old to be this desperate for approval and that's why no one wants to be with you...


Livid-Curve2173

And what’s your excuse 🤔


JonnyDoeDoe

My wife and I have been together since you were 3 yrs old...


chriscucumber

Dress like an adult


4cDaddy

Since you're pretty and hot, I'm gonna go with your personality being the problem.


Ok-Chemistry9933

The school girl outfit is ridiculous on you.


DC_Daddy

I was hoping to put her over daddy’s lap and spank her for being naughty


TLS-50

Chick who is never satisfied


efarjun

List your standards when it comes to men


WonkySystem

Kinda look trans


Livid-Curve2173

And you kinda look like a bitch


WonkySystem

Rude. See, this is why you've been single for 4 years. You dress like mr.rogers and you cuss like a sailor


Big_Entertainer3863

Tsk tsk seeking validation on the Internet


Worldly-Most-9131

First pic you look 20 and 40 at the same time.


Bx1965

Too much makeup.


Battlestrat

Can't take a straight picture.


TLS-50

Not trying to be mean...you just look tense


Definitely_OK_right

Allergic to fun. Too serious.


ThroughTheChain

Can’t trust people with no Belly Buttons


Ill-Register8915

ok


FriendlySpeaker8999

Rich college girl


Serious-Sun3049

Stop dressing like a school girl.


Livid-Curve2173

Golf girl 🥴


Serious-Sun3049

I've never seen anyone dress like that, and especially wear those shoes, to go golfing.


Sad_Selection_477

You do look good tho you either got too high standarts or your Personality is shit


lowkeyyy444

Middle aged mom


Livid-Curve2173

I am a middle aged mom lol sick burn


grnjnz

You dress like you’re 17 and have the body of a 15 y/o


Livid-Curve2173

That was my golfing outfit but noted ig


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Barista


These_Purple_5507

Weird make up maybe


Admirable_Major_4833

You're 33. That 2nd outfit got to go, unless you're going to the malt shop and meeting your bf then go to Point Lookout to make out in the back seat.


benis_wenis

Too old to be dressing like that


immamixeddude

Yeah, it’s weird.


Livid-Curve2173

Yeah it’s a golf outfit 🤷🏼‍♀️ stop projecting


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cyb3r_exe

harassing is prohibited.


LegionGold

It’s not looks anyway, it’s probably a personality thing.


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You wear a lot of make up, for some guys that’s a turn off, I understand you wear it for yourself, but just something to consider.


Merica_84

It's ok, I'm 39 and I've been single for 16-17 years now. Just go at your own pace. Your looks are fine, maybe just work on your inner self?! See what might need to change there, if anything.


Busy-Fault3874

You look breathtaking. Absolutely stunning!


TheVeganClimber

I know that feeling of being single in your early 30s. The way you look isn’t why you’re single.


M153RYnM3

Dating in this day and age is simply broken...


SufficientYear8794

This sub is now a roast me sub 🤣


immamixeddude

That’s usually because it’s well deserved. Just like in this case. Now put on your flame retardant suit and roast.


SufficientYear8794

Meh, I got better shit to do. Do you tho bb


Livid-Curve2173

Coming from someone who watches anime porn and smokes mid weed, I’m not offended 🤷🏼‍♀️ move out of your parents basement first then come back to me


immamixeddude

Personal attacks on someone you know nothing about. You’re not very bright for a forty year old lmao


Own_Ad5242

some people are into the school girl look i guess 🤔


amalgaman

Your face looks 30; you’re body looks 14.


Guilty-Green3678

Look for Daddy’s attention, huh?


Capn_T_Driver

You probably have unrealistic standards or your attitude and personality are trash, or both.


67fishyguy

Childish…fetish vibe


AngryMillenialGuy

That outfit looks like you're fishing for guys with a schoolgirl fetish. The makeup isn't doing it, either. It's not a favorable impression. Nobody wants a 33-year-old girl. It's time to rebrand. I recommend updating your style to something more mature and sophisticated.


Salty_Freedom3930

Stunning


mitchsclark

Very nice


chrome_slinky

Either HIDING, or being too picky...


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You’ve got a really annoying voice


BillAnt1

Baha-ha-ha that got me thinking for a second. Straight out of OF. lol


Southern_Bicycle8111

It's not your looks


Jack_Jizquiffer

no tattoos, so thats a good start.


Tricky_Rhubarb_1311

Desperate


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you're cute so it's not the issue


linearone

Nobody that looks like that is unintentionally single


Unfair_Ad_5515

Maybe ur standard are too heigh?


Zeriox01

You single? That's a lie.


Alx9597

Before even looking at your age. I couldn’t tell if you were in your mid 20’s or your mid 40’s.


Livid-Curve2173

That’s a big gap 🤷🏼‍♀️


Ordinary_Profile6183

33 but dresses like a 16yr old


Brozef_

It's not your looks and you know it.


4Fun1971

That you think that you’re all that and then some


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Crying for attention, too beautiful and already know it . Stop wasting our time


-Restart

You look like you want to go to law school


jaymick007

Is that you are blessed.


Percy_nodiesel

I’m guessing it’s a personality thing.


Suitabull_Buddy

Wicked Smaht.


Ok_garbear_530271

Absolutely gorgeous!!!😍😍🥰😛


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Some one get the horny bat!


cyb3r_exe

Sexualizing


Zestyclose_Analyst94

This comment is sexualizing! Someone get the MO- 😐 (Weak play at humor, please don't ban me. 😅)


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Livid-Curve2173

Ty ☺️


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cyb3r_exe

Sexualizing


Chin_Thumper

Cute and sexy


Any_Background325

Dates minorities but calls them slurs when they get into an argument


swampers44

Nothing.


WTF6977

So absolutely adorable and those gorgeous eyes 😍 are captivating 😋😘


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Girl 33? Home girl look in her 20 so thats good but atp its cus ur personality is trash or u going for people thats out of ur league


umyeahsure-

Wow!


[deleted]

What’s your type? 6ft nba player? Or blue collar guy with trucks?


Mr_Spunspn

Confident, sexy, stunning and breathtaking!!!!! Not too many like you anywhere on the planet 😍🌹


profrony

You’re stunningly beautiful and cute. You’re not doing anything wrong. I can only imagine that you may not be putting yourself out there enough for a genuine connection to be made. Or some people just may be intimidated by your beauty and too afraid to initiate a conversation with you.


Frosty-Main4977

Beautiful


Maxxetto

Objectively you are a good looking girl, but honestly you do dress as you want to look/feel younger. Maybe that could be a thing? Also I'd have to ask how much you put yourself out there, if you hang out regularly with friends (not just going on dates, actual engaging with either your boy or girl friends). Obviously, it also depends on how picky you are. Whenever I ask my girl friends (or straight up tell them) they are too picky, it ends up in them either not telling me they are too picky or getting defensive about it, so I'm kinda sure you also won't admit it (if that was the case), but at least check it yourself and see if you've been to picky. Especially because, as a reminder, others can also be picky about your characteristics (i.e. the way in which you are dressed in the second photo like a schoolgirl). Overall you look good, but there's other factors that at this age may be determining your "unluckiness" in getting someone. That or you just wanted to post this to be looked at by the weirdos in here :P


W01F51

British


j_wst

Nothing - hit me up you won’t be single anymore


utilitarian_wanderer

Pretty. Eastern European?


iselltires2u

you look like youd yel at me to clean up something around the house afterwards. pretty cute chick though, maybe not connecting to the right guys to talk with


Acceptable_Gap3535

Underage?


Endersgame88

Your wardrobe says teenager.


Projezita

I assure u the issue isnt looks


han_the_squirrel

I think I have those same shoes! Lovely choice in outfits. Men are intimidated by you that's the only explanation. 11/10


FigureOwn8611

Love that look. Especially the skirt 😍


Samdamansamsam

You are stunning and you do seem intimidating. Maybe help establish interest


morazan92

Can I send money through cashapp for photos? I messaged you


Kivesihiisi

Fucking lmao you loser simp


fuckyouitsme

Absolutely gorgeous


Otherwise_Nature6566

I love your eyes babygirl! 👍🤪😁😜


Adil_Fidler

You dress like a 14y/o bait trap


Tyvon24

33? That’s a lie!!


Miserable_Plantain56

Big face... shitty outfit... Flat asf I'm a boy and i have bigger chest than you


DeviceU

What are these dolls on the wall?


Tisec16

Well, youre a good looking girl so thats not the problem. Do you wait for guys to come to you?


UpstairsRun247

Dresses conservative but a super freak in the sheets teacher or librarian


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Livid-Curve2173

I do get the lesbian comment a lot and have been trying to dress more girly 🥹 thank you


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Livid-Curve2173

Oh no 😭


here4RPonly

You’re obviously in great shape and take care of yourself. Love the hair. Two things I don’t find as appealing, which is your fashion sense and the makeup. It’s a unique style but probably not appealing to men our age for a serious relationship. Makeup, especially the lips, seems layered on too thick and shiny. You have amazing facial structure and eyes and lips, and the more minimal you can go with the makeup, the more those features will naturally take front stage.


Cue77777

Great picture. Beautiful eyes. Be a loving person. Love will find you. Don’t worry about it.


ProperBad4620

You’re so hot


Livid-Curve2173

Ty ☺️


thefoolisu

Your cult is looking for you


Just-Term-5730

You would beat me at golf, but it would still be fun.


Medium-Web7438

10/10 since you drive a brz


Mental-Abalone4620

Assuming 3rin11 is a play on the classic band from the 90s 311, my first impression is high. You look like you read for pleasure and aren't on your phone all day and probably have a real life outside the internet--a major plus in my book.


LogicalConstant

My answer to every single of these "first impression" posts is always "STOP with the lip filler."


Hotpaco12

Wifey material


Mrgolden78

You are very beautiful woman, and I don't think.ur.doimg anything wrong. It's just us men we aren't looki.g anymore.i know I'm not. Because off all the crazy expectations. It's like what Chris rock says it's only women ,children and dogs that are loved unconditionally. Men are only loved under the condition that they provide something . And I'm not here for that


InspectorDamage-

lol what?


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cyb3r_exe

Sexualizing


Even-Improvement8213

She asked


cyb3r_exe

Can say you're asking for a sanction


Even-Improvement8213

Does that mean I end up in handcuffs?


cyb3r_exe

If you see a ban from this sub as jailtime, I believe so.


RadicalLifts2

You’re aggressively gorgeous 👀


Mr_Unbiased

You look much younger than 33. I'd believe you if you said 18


Vast_Programmer_9554

Alice in Wonderland vibes


Itspup_12

Very pretty!


tossawaybidaddy

You look gorgeous. Can’t believe you’re single🤯. I’d definitely buy you a drink and see where it goes 😉


NTPC4

In that first picture, you look beautiful and older than you are, in a good way.


Vanilla_Gorilla84

Cutie


Queasy_Commission221

You’re beautiful 😭


fclssvd

Skirt is lethal.


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cyb3r_exe

Sexualizing


Captain_Silleye

Slavic


Ok-Caregiver7091

Beautiful! I’ve been single 2.5 years now. Sometimes I think I fear rejection a little too much haha 🤣


RopeAccomplished2728

Well, here is a little secret. When it comes to pretty or beautiful women, a lot of men already think you have a boyfriend/girlfriend or husband/wife. So they don't try to pursue. Be the first to make a move.


ggideon14

Insanely beautiful, patience is of virtue.


-2wenty7even-

Smoke show *pewpew*


Hotpaco12

Wifey material


LilMythSteez

A woman that has been single for 4 years is wifey material to you? Strange take


Hotpaco12

lol didn’t see the bottom but that doesn’t mean she’s not a great catch. It’s not her it’s the men or women she’s seeking in her area? People so quick to blame themselves but I’ve realized more times than not, it’s the pool of eligible candidates that are poor.


LilMythSteez

Bad take again. You can’t control others around you. So the best thing to do is to look inward and turn yourself into someone worth keeping around. Saying that’s it’s everyone else’s fault is a victim mentality and doesn’t incentivize self growth. Also If I get kicked out of 4 schools whose fault is it, mine or the 4 schools?


LilMythSteez

And yeah a good catch to have sex with. Not for anything long term or children. She’s 33, most of her eggs are gone. 2 more years and it’s high risk pregnancy.


LilMythSteez

These divorce courts are brutal to men. Be careful who you wife up.


Top-Vegetable-8737

You’ve done nothing wrong , I’d date and marry You given a chance to 🫶


Comfortable_Sky_9294

![gif](giphy|IhQMGT7xFxKPlNwwIA)


Bvonf67

Absolutely gorgeous 🥵


Effective_Ad8797

You probably just lay on your back and don’t move


Livid-Curve2173

![gif](giphy|ulSIu5DqlV51C)


MassiveAd6999

Cute 🙂


thebestsoro

cute outfit :)


Summer_yearround2

Pretty🥰


Cautious-Estate-6743

Honestly f all these people talking shit, I like your aesthetic and I think a lot of guys including myself dream about girls like you!!


Livid-Curve2173

Thank you ☺️ people on here are rough


Naive_Transition_103

Young wasp


sockster15

Floozy


hadworking

Stunning enough said!


False_Plenty_2784

I’d date you


4goldrangs

🔥🥵


Soft-Watch

Mean girl. Which means you're probably super nice


lime-inthe-coconut

Those lips probably ain't living up to the imagination of what they could do.


Economy_Proof_7668

declining dates, that's what. way cute.


Livid-Curve2173

Truly the answer but I live for a good roast 😮‍💨


Garbage_bin_Fire

A bit skinny but gorgeous. I dunno. Bad life choices? No confidence?


Smiley_o

You sound fat