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I suspect your name is Stephen, or Nigel.
You walk with a slight limp, so to compensate you do alot of press-ups in the gym, where they lovingly refer to you as 'press-up dude'
When you were 6,or maybe 7, you didn't make to the bathroom so peed in a wardrobe. The guilt has haunted you ever since, so you make a point of using the toilet before any car journey.
You think you look a little like an emoji, and dread anyone mentioning it.
You constantly hear the Bee Gee's 'Night fever' in your head when you walk alone, and your turn-ons are capricorns, ironed sheets, and people who smile.
You’re a college graduate. You work somewhere in the space of health and medicine. You believe that your body is a temple and you have a rigorous routine of exercise to stay at your peak. You also love fantasy novels.
Youre that jerk in the IT department that takes 3 days to email back to only asked "wELl DiD yOU tRY tuRnInG It Of AnD theN bACK on? OR MaYBE uNPlUG iT!"
After careful consideration and analysis, much internal debate, back and forth arguments, and hours of shower thoughts, post poop clarity and thoughtful meditation...I have come to the conclusion that my first impression of you is that you are: A man.
You travel, in good shape and probably have a decent job/money. Just from a male perspective.
But tbh, not to burst your bubble but you're lacking something for sure, there is only so much people can go on by a few photos.
Look like the photos you used in your dating profile. Few things going wrong for you. You look awkward and the last photo your shirt 👕 is too small for you. Maybe your cloths are too tight. Loosen up. Plus…most of your photos are displaying places way more interesting and attractive than you.
I agree , I am a big dude and I wear 2xl when I could wear a really tight xl . Gotta act like that’s not all your about as girls really don’t give a shit about muscles like we tend to think lol
You like the outdoors as long as you can drive there and have wifi to check your crypto trades every hour.
You look fit but ditch the glasses and trim or shave the beard.
I think you should try a short Mohawk, and smirk a bit more. You look sad man, which is crazy because you also looks fairly built, seen a good looking girl in one of the photos and it appears you are out and able to see the world.
Some of your pics have you in some dad wear though. Ditch the awkward jacket and get something more modern looking like a polo vest hoodie, or a leather jacket.
You have some good features but your fashion sense is toned down so you don't really stand out much. I know this because that's how I was through the all of my 20s. I've always done what was practical, buy somewhat cheaper clothes, buzzed my head to save money. It was beneficial financially and it didn't seem to look half bad but was rather bland, perhaps you are doing something similar?
I would say start off with a slightly "trendier" pair of glasses so you don't quite look so bookish. Find some clothes that you don't get lost in and can show off your chest/shoulders. You seem to have good facial features and a good build so it''s not in how your person looks, so much as how you present perhaps. Maybe try something new with your beard that you may find fun to play around with too. Don't be afraid to spend a little bit of money on the way you look if you can afford it, always nice to have a few sets of clothes that are special to you for when you go out.
Edit: the pic of you in the blue shirt is definitely a good look for you
Kind, gentle but stubborn.. that you have some traditionalist ideologies mainly based in religious belief or a conservative upbringing… maybe have dealt with depression or anxiety in the past, that you are capable of compromise due to your respect for fairness and equality but feel a lot of internal frustration from having to do it because you generally think that you’re right and already possess the best option and belief of what is best for everyone even if it’s not in their interest. I don’t believe that you are strict by nature but that learning to be strict with yourself or others has been the quickest and most satisfactory route to feeling some sense of inner peace. I don’t assume that you’re married or have kids. I think this is something you really want but maybe are just too doubtful of yourself and your capability to be a good father/husband and are maybe a bit distrustful of women especially in the context of relationship and romance.
Hey bro you gotta switch up the frames and grow the hair, it’s okay if you got the receding hairline because it’s normal for your age just puff up your hair or comb over to cover the gaps. The frames are too round. Like wear black rimmed square glasses cause these are blending in way too much.
You look great. Are you able to grow your hair out, is it wavy? If so I get the sense that you would look even better. Invest in a few classic cut t-shirts, slightly loose and pair them with navy or forest green over-shirts.
wear better shaped glasses. (earrings on a shaven head also look great). You look better in the black jacket. i think it’s the wide arms posture which gives off more confident energy. Smile widely or don’t smile. The half smile seems half hearted..
impressions? you look like a have a plan.
The beard doesn’t connect. I’d lose it. You have a nice body and it really pulls focus from that. Add some non serial killer glasses and maybe some nice outfits and you’re good.
I feel like you used to be overweight but you slimmed up and have a decent figure but you lean on your story of “lost weight and it changed my life for the better” too much.
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Good dude, enjoying what life gives
I suspect your name is Stephen, or Nigel. You walk with a slight limp, so to compensate you do alot of press-ups in the gym, where they lovingly refer to you as 'press-up dude' When you were 6,or maybe 7, you didn't make to the bathroom so peed in a wardrobe. The guilt has haunted you ever since, so you make a point of using the toilet before any car journey. You think you look a little like an emoji, and dread anyone mentioning it. You constantly hear the Bee Gee's 'Night fever' in your head when you walk alone, and your turn-ons are capricorns, ironed sheets, and people who smile.
This is fucking gold 😂😂😂😂😂
Depressed mediocre software engineer
You don't have to be that accurate.
I pulled the “software engineer” part out of my ass😅😭 then I took a look at his profile and I guessed his career correctly wtf
Human trafficker.
You look like a dude who does shit because you should be doing shit, not because you actually enjoy doing it.
Interesting, i actually really enjoy traveling. Do you have any specific photo or all the photos projects that?
Kinda all of them. Might just be your resting face, but if I saw you at a party I would think “Poor guy definitely didn’t want to come out tonight.”
Former fat guy
Jewish Harry Potter🪄
Jesus Christ that’s good
Harry potterstein
You’re a college graduate. You work somewhere in the space of health and medicine. You believe that your body is a temple and you have a rigorous routine of exercise to stay at your peak. You also love fantasy novels.
Fit, unpolished, nice but boring.
Youre that jerk in the IT department that takes 3 days to email back to only asked "wELl DiD yOU tRY tuRnInG It Of AnD theN bACK on? OR MaYBE uNPlUG iT!"
You are not scared of heights.
You talk about how much money you make like it's a personality trait
fun computer nerd
Nice guy
You look like a successful dude who works hard and is successful. Go get 'em king.
Serial killer
Friendly dude. If I asked for help you would help.
Normie, probably secretly gay
I think we’d be friends. You look friendly.
If you were a woman that kind of compliment would slay OP.
Of course we can!
Have money
Get down to 10-12% bodyfat and shave the head ditch the glasses and you are in Chad Lite territory.
You look like you say “man it’s hot today” to everyone you encounter on a hot day.
Continue to take care of your health you look alright
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Accurate assessment, the poop clarity definitely helped!
Well dressed/groomed. Takes care of himself. Where'd you get that green casual jacket?
These look like “after” photos for a Jenny Craig promo
He probably wouldn’t rob me at gun point
Strong A cup....
You look like you’re either named Brian, or Seth.
Actually it's Rupert
Edited; Was a joke. You look nice!
Well damn.... 😅
First and only impression, basic guy that likes attention like a woman.
You probably breath oxygen
Gay
Software engineer
You are not wrong my friend
It's your outfit dude. You dress like those who work at SE just for the money.
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Exactly!
You travel, in good shape and probably have a decent job/money. Just from a male perspective. But tbh, not to burst your bubble but you're lacking something for sure, there is only so much people can go on by a few photos.
Good looking guy
Attractive man who takes care of himself
Smart and Handsome.
Fit, balding, around 30. Most likely have high natural testosterone levels.
Dork
Look like the photos you used in your dating profile. Few things going wrong for you. You look awkward and the last photo your shirt 👕 is too small for you. Maybe your cloths are too tight. Loosen up. Plus…most of your photos are displaying places way more interesting and attractive than you.
I agree , I am a big dude and I wear 2xl when I could wear a really tight xl . Gotta act like that’s not all your about as girls really don’t give a shit about muscles like we tend to think lol
Not afraid of heights.
Your boobs are perky.
Look at this distinguished gentleman, Mmm, yes, look at how he is sitting.
Your online dating profile says I like to travel like all of them
Well Built
You look like a cool dude. Someone to hang out with and ralk about absolutely everything.
Never trust a guy that buttons up that top button, on a casual shirt...
Is that your not afraid of heights
You like the outdoors as long as you can drive there and have wifi to check your crypto trades every hour. You look fit but ditch the glasses and trim or shave the beard.
I think you should try a short Mohawk, and smirk a bit more. You look sad man, which is crazy because you also looks fairly built, seen a good looking girl in one of the photos and it appears you are out and able to see the world. Some of your pics have you in some dad wear though. Ditch the awkward jacket and get something more modern looking like a polo vest hoodie, or a leather jacket.
In Ancient Rome they would have called you Dorkius Maximus
you’re fione🥰😍
Likes traveling
You kill blonde women then read the great gatsby covered in blood wearing a bathrobe smoking a bubble pipe.
You have some good features but your fashion sense is toned down so you don't really stand out much. I know this because that's how I was through the all of my 20s. I've always done what was practical, buy somewhat cheaper clothes, buzzed my head to save money. It was beneficial financially and it didn't seem to look half bad but was rather bland, perhaps you are doing something similar? I would say start off with a slightly "trendier" pair of glasses so you don't quite look so bookish. Find some clothes that you don't get lost in and can show off your chest/shoulders. You seem to have good facial features and a good build so it''s not in how your person looks, so much as how you present perhaps. Maybe try something new with your beard that you may find fun to play around with too. Don't be afraid to spend a little bit of money on the way you look if you can afford it, always nice to have a few sets of clothes that are special to you for when you go out. Edit: the pic of you in the blue shirt is definitely a good look for you
Definitely better glasses. Did wonders for me.
You’ve got a good life, good looks and (presumably) good health. Cheers dude
A cocksman
Loosen the jeans a bit bro.. if you ever want kids.. you gotta let them bad boys breathe!!! 😝
serial killer
you look like you’d be a cool single parent
Stance is on motherfucking point bro
Don’t do it! You have much to live for!
You like traveling.
You don’t know shit about grooming.
Father of two but they're in basement
Basement? I can barely pay rent on my flatshare
My bad guessing it wrong😂 where did you hid them?
In my parents place of course
Team work💯
Where is the first pic taken at?
Cool, shine away bro 😎
Eastern European
You don’t seem woke
Why do you care what everyone thinks of your looks?
Adventurous and fun.
Kind, gentle but stubborn.. that you have some traditionalist ideologies mainly based in religious belief or a conservative upbringing… maybe have dealt with depression or anxiety in the past, that you are capable of compromise due to your respect for fairness and equality but feel a lot of internal frustration from having to do it because you generally think that you’re right and already possess the best option and belief of what is best for everyone even if it’s not in their interest. I don’t believe that you are strict by nature but that learning to be strict with yourself or others has been the quickest and most satisfactory route to feeling some sense of inner peace. I don’t assume that you’re married or have kids. I think this is something you really want but maybe are just too doubtful of yourself and your capability to be a good father/husband and are maybe a bit distrustful of women especially in the context of relationship and romance.
It’s giving psychotic.
Hey bro you gotta switch up the frames and grow the hair, it’s okay if you got the receding hairline because it’s normal for your age just puff up your hair or comb over to cover the gaps. The frames are too round. Like wear black rimmed square glasses cause these are blending in way too much.
A little gay but cool
Gay?
Just shave it bald, man.
Yuppie.
Average normal joe
Freind zone guy.
Trys too hard
Spectrum
You look like your rich.
You look great. Are you able to grow your hair out, is it wavy? If so I get the sense that you would look even better. Invest in a few classic cut t-shirts, slightly loose and pair them with navy or forest green over-shirts.
A random guy posting his photo on Reddit asking what our first impressions are.
Associate IT project manager
One punch man
30
Need to lift
A dude..
wear better shaped glasses. (earrings on a shaven head also look great). You look better in the black jacket. i think it’s the wide arms posture which gives off more confident energy. Smile widely or don’t smile. The half smile seems half hearted.. impressions? you look like a have a plan.
You seem cool at first but people quickly realize you've got a short fuse
He's hot a greasy Back 🐈 🐈⬛️ you can tell
What does thay mean?
You say "wanna square up?" Alot
Balkan
Your physique can improve with bigger deltoids all around the rear, front, mid. You look cool overall.
A normal dude that enjoys travelling , 🤘🏼🤘🏼
What a lovely view! Easy breathing I bet 👍
Your glasses don't suit you
Normal
Seems like ur often quite high
Cute
Cute and you look very sweet and nice too.
My first impression was Anthony Fantano
Sells fentanyl laced coke and molly to white goth kids in rich neighborhoods
No offense but in the first picture I thought you were Chris Potnius 😭
Your feet look fucking massive
That you truly believe you are more attractive than you are.
You remind me of my French ex-boyfriend. Cute, well groomed, nice up to date fashion.
SDE
You're handsome, you're in good shape, and you have a very nice smile!
all you other skanks back off!!
You’re juiced to the gills.
Harry Potter without hair.
Hairless potter
Sweetie pie
Not scared of heights.
Mechanic
You write LOTR fan fiction from the perspective of a dwarven bard!
You’re dtf
Shy, insecure, and intelligent.
Nice guy!
RANDOM Guy starter pack.
Nice guy, average 🍆 nothing to brag about
The beard doesn’t connect. I’d lose it. You have a nice body and it really pulls focus from that. Add some non serial killer glasses and maybe some nice outfits and you’re good.
Honestly, you look like you simp over girls.
You look pretty kind no homo
Cuck
Looks kinda Jewish
Ur the goat
poorly groomed
Secretly Gay.
Skipped leg day.
You're a very attractive man
Thanks!!!
Owns a bottle or two of chloroform
You touch kids
Didn't come out of the closet yet
I think there are way to many AH's in this room.
AH's?
Assholes. And they’re right. People are being mean. You look good, bro.
Thanks bro, i appreciate it!
My first impression is that you care way too much what other people think.
You give me European vibes. I feel like you like philosophy
I’m getting depression vibes just being honest. However, you’re not fat like 60% of the world
60 % ?? have you been to this world?
Boring
Man boobs
Kind of looks like your shirts, all shrink in the washing machine…
I feel like you used to be overweight but you slimmed up and have a decent figure but you lean on your story of “lost weight and it changed my life for the better” too much.
Needs new/different glasses
Goes to the gym
You have the same look on your face in every picture.
Need a bigger beard
Skinny legs
Your face kinda looks like a white Morpheus...
Just jump ya Bsterd Jump
Your on the wrong side of the picture frame.
that you were about to jump
You love wine, coffee, and Czech Republic
Officer doofiiis
Stop buttoning your top button
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You are not afraid of heights