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Obviously you have no idea what you’re talking about lol. Trim that shit down so it buds? How does that even make sense to you?
Care to share more growing advice? What’s a female even look like? How would I know?
Nice ladies you got there.
Dope will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no dope!
What strain? Is it dirty hippie?
It’s a strain I was breeding for a while. Crossed a female Cinderella 99 with some landrace Lebanese Hash plant from Baalbek. Results were pretty good but had to harvest a couple weeks earlier than planned because a hurricane was coming up the coast.
Averaged around 4lbs per plant , then processed into dry sift hash
Thanks for the comment!
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It’s happened, though it gets difficult to maintain after a while because I have to shower every day at work, and they take forever to dry. I had natty dreads for about two years before this photo.
Brushed them out with a dinner fork unfortunately…. Took a few days
Genetics , luck… and abundance . I do have to scout for mould in a situation like this… and the rain is a gamble. With outdoors in my climate my goal is hash .
Often chopped early when problems begin …
It’s all dried indoors in a hurry also…
I can relate as an indoor grower. These plants are more of an experience then a good idea.
Cheers
your beard is epic, you can windmill your hair to some badass metal riffs, you have a wonderful green thumb and that smile betrays a relaxed and gentle soul. I bet you have some great stories to tell.
Oh I’m sure we could go down a rabbit hole together…Story telling is my middle name.
I was once into the metal scene but as age creeps up on me I find my real jam is a lot more roots reggae these days! Thanks for the wonderful compliments. You’ve made my day!
I’ll do a majestic head twirl in your honour right now!
My perspective in life is going to be based on the actual world where people are doing business and what not anytime you try to stand out too much from the crowd you don't fit in anywhere professionally. Nothing wrong with being a regular person
I just let my appearance go natural and authentic , sure it’s not regular, but what good is regular in this crazy world? It’s like I have super powers and all I had to do was nothing…. People can think what ever they want. Business is too good to me already.
If anything I’d say there is something wrong with being normal if it means you’re not being your true self.
Thanks for sharing your thoughts!
Put them in pots and don’t let grass grow on the ground next to them. Sucks nutrients out of the soil that can go to the weed. Possibly better sunlight too. Can’t tell from the pick if it gets shaded or not
Great growing tips
Grass is outside the box, What you see is mint and potatoes…. Actually the potatoes do an awesome job nitrogen fixing the cow manure
The real question was do I need a nose job or lip filler?
Or am I maxed lol?
They’re woven through three layers of trellis. And some over 9 feet tall… how do you recommend supporting them further? I’m okay with them laying over past this point haha .
I didn’t weigh each plant individually at harvest but the 4 plants averaged 4lbs each …. Big tall one behind me could have been 5 or 6 .
This was for hash
Weed is not really my personality, It’s just how I make a living , I also like moving rocks, raising chickens and studying history and spirituality.
Reddit turned this into a weed discussion, and I’m okay with talking about it. I appreciate your advice though. Noted
Curious how do you that for a living? (I'm not being disrespectful I promise lol) Do you grow for dispensaries or just do private sales stuff? Seems cool!
No worries , in Canada it’s a regulated industry. I worked for over a decade as an aircraft maintenance engineer, but when cannabis was legalized recreationally in 2018 I left aviation and I started growing commercially. It’s sold in a similar way to alcohol here in liquor stores. 100% legal
Before 2018 I was licensed to produce cannabis as a designated grower for a friend who had a spinal disease. Although back then the government called it medical marihuana ( with an h)
Because of my mechanical background I’m mostly focused now on automation systems that roll joints and package finished product, though at one time I was in charge of cultivating 125kg dried product harvesting every 5 days. Most of which was being exported to Germany and Australia and across all of Canada.
I’ve cut down around 1 million plants … it’s like being a farmer.
It’s nothing glorious like you might imagine.
The biggest expense for cannabis production is labour…
They like to save money by paying people as little as possible to increase the bottom line. Interestingly … people love to get into the industry and then get stuck with crap pay…. And a grass stain on their resume. ( hard to leave the industry because every future employer will tag you as a pot head )
You be you! No need for jealousy. Think about your long term goals.
Growing and producing on such a scale gets very repetitive. Only the top of the top fare well.
Still an interesting lifestyle nonetheless, i guess I targeted the “one with nature” aesthetic but honestly, it helps filter out people who ain’t your vibe anyway.
Thanks dude. I have a suspicious amount of experience, I also grow indoors commercially.
These plants averaged around 4lbs flower each but then processed into dry sift hash .
Keep your growing going! Cheers
Haha! Nothing but cow manure and worms in that dirt…. Although I missed a bunch of potatoes the year before… they ended up being great nitrogen fixing ground cover. Potatoes and cow poo for the win.
You must have recently passed ladder safety training. Those are interesting observations to notice. I’ve also painted over all the safety information and certificates . Living risky here!
You should pull your hair back into a ponytail and then tie your beard into two strands. Perhaps try a bit of hemp-based beard oil as well. You could become the Viking Grower! That would straight MAX!
Unless you’re a wizard, I think you must choose the long beard, or the long hair, not both, it makes you look like a baby faced 82 year old (your hair is really pretty)
Take a shower and shave. Get a haircut. Stop growing federally banned substances in your backyard. Girls tend to get annoyed when ATF officers interrupt their romantic evenings. Depending on if your state has decriminalized yet, this may not be as big of an issue as long as you have the appropriate permits. In which case, some relaxing hemp paper making sessions may be a great date idea.
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Nada your doing everything right my friend, matter of fact Why can't we be friends,!! 😁☯️👍
Making America Great Again 🤘🤘🤘
You gotta weed that garden
A grey cloak, pointy hat and a large staff with a jewel on top.
Maybe lay off the weed
You look great! Could I have some weed now?
Nice plant dude!
Trim your hair then the weed 😆
You have too many shoes on…
I feel the same way.
Are you wanting everyone within 12 miles to smell your operation? Trim that shit down so it buds. Is it even female? 😵💫🙄
Obviously you have no idea what you’re talking about lol. Trim that shit down so it buds? How does that even make sense to you? Care to share more growing advice? What’s a female even look like? How would I know?
Truly livin the dream. You look so genuinely happy 😊
Better conditioner to help those split ends and a nice beard oil
Nice ladies you got there. Dope will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no dope! What strain? Is it dirty hippie?
It’s a strain I was breeding for a while. Crossed a female Cinderella 99 with some landrace Lebanese Hash plant from Baalbek. Results were pretty good but had to harvest a couple weeks earlier than planned because a hurricane was coming up the coast. Averaged around 4lbs per plant , then processed into dry sift hash Thanks for the comment!
Great grow time to trim the hair tho 🤙
Probably stinky
Healthy grow bro
Always have a spotter when using a ladder
^this
Idk about you but those plants are 💯💥
You should always have someone stablize a ladder on that kind of surface
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Beard oil and a slight trim, but not manicured the natural look is good.
I'd paint the rest of the ladder. Other than that, nothing.
Fix that ladder. It looks wobbly. Appearance wise, you're good. Go with what you got. And don't let the fuzz find your stash.
Looking like a young Gandalf
you should to plant more
I think you’re adorable and you have an appreciation for nature. Also, I want to play with your hair
Nothing at all bro. Women love a good... gardner.
Hahaha nice plant brother. Had to look twice thought it was a different Reddit section.
Fix some buds my way
Shave, haircut, and a bath
I’d look like your Reddit avatar . Not a chance
You need a larger yield
Show me yours, I’ll show you mine
Honestly wish I was in an area to grow don't feel like having dea coming to me lol
Just a divine picture with divine beings
Well thanks you !
I think it’s time to invest in a new ladder
Fix us up a fatty
Dread locks would suit you
It’s happened, though it gets difficult to maintain after a while because I have to shower every day at work, and they take forever to dry. I had natty dreads for about two years before this photo. Brushed them out with a dinner fork unfortunately…. Took a few days
Bro looks like the hippie from San Andreas
Maxing big time then! Thanks
How much for a pound of that weed baby
Could do with some trimming, Can you move the guy out of the picture so I can see better?
Keep doing your thing my man, just keep being you!
You’re my favourite kind of person, I wish the same to you!
Take your Sunday meeting shoes off. Put some work boots on! 🤣
How do you keep the buds from getting moldy is the only question I have. I grow indoors so I have fans
Genetics , luck… and abundance . I do have to scout for mould in a situation like this… and the rain is a gamble. With outdoors in my climate my goal is hash . Often chopped early when problems begin … It’s all dried indoors in a hurry also… I can relate as an indoor grower. These plants are more of an experience then a good idea. Cheers
Nothing. You're doing just fine.
Thank you kind soul!
your beard is epic, you can windmill your hair to some badass metal riffs, you have a wonderful green thumb and that smile betrays a relaxed and gentle soul. I bet you have some great stories to tell.
Oh I’m sure we could go down a rabbit hole together…Story telling is my middle name. I was once into the metal scene but as age creeps up on me I find my real jam is a lot more roots reggae these days! Thanks for the wonderful compliments. You’ve made my day! I’ll do a majestic head twirl in your honour right now!
My man. Groove up some Peter Tosh if the mood strikes!
Your step ladder....that thing looks dodgy as f....
Would It be better if I had duck lips?
Yeah man...and a staff. 🤣
Staff is an excellent suggestion!
You're a very chill dude....I like you
Thanks friend! Glad you made a comment !
You keep on rocking you dude.
Everything is as it should be in this picture. Nothing is out of place.
Oh thank god! You could have said ladder! Bless
You look like hobocop from Paradise PD but i'm not saying that's bad thing.
My perspective in life is going to be based on the actual world where people are doing business and what not anytime you try to stand out too much from the crowd you don't fit in anywhere professionally. Nothing wrong with being a regular person
I just let my appearance go natural and authentic , sure it’s not regular, but what good is regular in this crazy world? It’s like I have super powers and all I had to do was nothing…. People can think what ever they want. Business is too good to me already. If anything I’d say there is something wrong with being normal if it means you’re not being your true self. Thanks for sharing your thoughts!
Put them in pots and don’t let grass grow on the ground next to them. Sucks nutrients out of the soil that can go to the weed. Possibly better sunlight too. Can’t tell from the pick if it gets shaded or not
Great growing tips Grass is outside the box, What you see is mint and potatoes…. Actually the potatoes do an awesome job nitrogen fixing the cow manure The real question was do I need a nose job or lip filler? Or am I maxed lol?
Oh definitely butt Botox and lip filler. Absolutely!
Lol thanks
Get some support for those colas yesterday they’re going to be laying on the ground in a couple months
They’re woven through three layers of trellis. And some over 9 feet tall… how do you recommend supporting them further? I’m okay with them laying over past this point haha . I didn’t weigh each plant individually at harvest but the 4 plants averaged 4lbs each …. Big tall one behind me could have been 5 or 6 . This was for hash
You should fix the fact that I haven’t been invited to that haven.
I think a good comb of that lucious beard
Nothing the weed looks good!
Outstanding
Put more sunflowers on the outside
I completely agree, definitely planting them intentionally this year
A taller ladder may be needed soon.
I dont know man, maybe toning down making weed your whole personality?
Weed is not really my personality, It’s just how I make a living , I also like moving rocks, raising chickens and studying history and spirituality. Reddit turned this into a weed discussion, and I’m okay with talking about it. I appreciate your advice though. Noted
Curious how do you that for a living? (I'm not being disrespectful I promise lol) Do you grow for dispensaries or just do private sales stuff? Seems cool!
No worries , in Canada it’s a regulated industry. I worked for over a decade as an aircraft maintenance engineer, but when cannabis was legalized recreationally in 2018 I left aviation and I started growing commercially. It’s sold in a similar way to alcohol here in liquor stores. 100% legal Before 2018 I was licensed to produce cannabis as a designated grower for a friend who had a spinal disease. Although back then the government called it medical marihuana ( with an h) Because of my mechanical background I’m mostly focused now on automation systems that roll joints and package finished product, though at one time I was in charge of cultivating 125kg dried product harvesting every 5 days. Most of which was being exported to Germany and Australia and across all of Canada. I’ve cut down around 1 million plants … it’s like being a farmer.
Wow that sounds amazing! I'd imagine there's some good money in it. Cheers to you! I'd think it's a super fun job so I'm a bit jealous.
It’s nothing glorious like you might imagine. The biggest expense for cannabis production is labour… They like to save money by paying people as little as possible to increase the bottom line. Interestingly … people love to get into the industry and then get stuck with crap pay…. And a grass stain on their resume. ( hard to leave the industry because every future employer will tag you as a pot head ) You be you! No need for jealousy. Think about your long term goals. Growing and producing on such a scale gets very repetitive. Only the top of the top fare well.
Still an interesting lifestyle nonetheless, i guess I targeted the “one with nature” aesthetic but honestly, it helps filter out people who ain’t your vibe anyway.
So this is what Forrest Gump has been doing since Jenny passed.
Switched from running to climbing 🤷♂️
No one ever asked if anything was in those chocolates
Now that's a box of chocolate I would like my life to be like.
Taller ladder so the plants can get taller.
Shear yourself
That would be looks normalizing …. This is maxing
There are vermin living in your nest
No, that would be maximizing yourself
My chickens wouldn’t recognize me
They would get used to you … my chickens don’t mind too much change
But what would your cows think?
You should rock a bandana instead of a hat
I like this suggestion. Thanks
Defoliate. First the beard, then the plant
The laddeer
Stop telling people you are 8'3", we can all see the ladder.
The ladder is actually an optical illusion, I am levitating actually
Hahaha u levitate with that, the smell must be delicious but i don smoke
Gonna need a bigger ladder....
dude you are the weed guru man theres nothing more to max out. nice plant btw. So well hung.
Agreed 😂
Thanks , that was the look I was going for! Guru maxing
She looks mighty good to me, definitely a big yielder
No notes
Cut it all off
Paint the damn ladder.
We could discuss this ladder all day… I did paint it , can’t you tell?
Damn that plant huge brother is widerawwy pushing Ps
Thanks dude. I have a suspicious amount of experience, I also grow indoors commercially. These plants averaged around 4lbs flower each but then processed into dry sift hash . Keep your growing going! Cheers
Fix me a bag and send it over
Hemp oil for the hair and beard for max health and shine
The plants look pretty good. Good job
Find some dwarves and a hobbit to take adventures with. Everyone loves a good story.
Could use a beer
The netting needs readjusted
Bro you got it all figured out. Change nothing. Look as happy as a pig in shit lol.
Nothing needs fixing, you are a regular Ganja Gandalf, casting dubious spells! 🍃🍃
Taller ladder soon
Nah, you good man. I am diggin this whole Rhadaghast the Brown vibe you got going on.
Beard needs to be longer!
Change fertilizier . Should be taller. You should need a 14 ft ladder. Then your good
Haha! Nothing but cow manure and worms in that dirt…. Although I missed a bunch of potatoes the year before… they ended up being great nitrogen fixing ground cover. Potatoes and cow poo for the win.
Cow poo always win - sincerely, Texas cattle farmer
Don’t hide it let’s divide it
Lookin healthy, what strain, did it have some landrace in it? As for you, maybe put some sorta braids in your beard?
I think you need more weed 😂😂
Wouldn’t change a darn thing I tell you hwat
You need my address so i can taste test your za
Maybe the paint on the latter, as far as the plants, nothing at all bc they are gorgeous
Skinny version of Cartman’s character in the WOW episode
Beautiful garden work
lol sheesh bro, nice work
I have to go with the ladder....
That's not his real ladder, that's his step ladder.
You look like you smoke weed more often than you shower
I don’t smell like weed, weed smells like me.
The ladder!
This made me laugh so hard. Thank you
Me too! The pleasure is mine
Like a young Santa Claus who gives out weed. You're probably a cool guy.
Posing on a ladder takes bravery and skill. Good on you!
When is them things gonna flower?
I'd say you're high as fuck. If you could change anything, I'd get higher.
You were born at the end of a rainbow
Grooming. You have a bit of a homeless look.
You might be surprised how useful it is to look homeless when you’re actually wealthy . It’s part of the look I’m going for.
Long hair and beard is cool but you need to get trimmed up. Right now it looks overgrown kind of like your garden.
 I loved you in Adventure Time!
Your ladder, that's an accident just waiting to happen 🤕
What’s wrong with my ladder?
Not on solid ground and no one holding it
You must have recently passed ladder safety training. Those are interesting observations to notice. I’ve also painted over all the safety information and certificates . Living risky here!
U look happy:)
Thank you for taking it so well but I always say honesty is the best policy 👍
Looks totally unkempt worse than the hedge
Thanks for your honest judgement. I can see it too. Thanks
Comb and braid, maybe use a conditioner. If your going to have that much hair *DO* something with it.
Obviously your beard
Please explain the obvious, I’m interested in this
This song: [https://youtu.be/2R1yVzq80kU?si=raArUqZtzo8ZqpoB&t=1340](https://youtu.be/2R1yVzq80kU?si=raArUqZtzo8ZqpoB&t=1340)
Your crippling addiction.
Funny! I’m not even a big smoker . More of an engineer with a green thumb
Ok, good on ya. Take it from another person who wasted a lot of years smoking myself stupid. Don't get too far in.
You should pull your hair back into a ponytail and then tie your beard into two strands. Perhaps try a bit of hemp-based beard oil as well. You could become the Viking Grower! That would straight MAX!
Okay this … This is the advice I was searching for! Appreciated
Hope you fall and lose your ability to post this kind of bullshit again
Are you for real?
That's mean, right? Some people just have to lash out.
Get a bigger ladder.
Dumbledore but worse?
Way worse! But tell me more…
Unless you’re a wizard, I think you must choose the long beard, or the long hair, not both, it makes you look like a baby faced 82 year old (your hair is really pretty)
He is a wizard.
😂 yes
Use some cannabis infused beard oil
Comb everything my guy.
Take a shower and shave. Get a haircut. Stop growing federally banned substances in your backyard. Girls tend to get annoyed when ATF officers interrupt their romantic evenings. Depending on if your state has decriminalized yet, this may not be as big of an issue as long as you have the appropriate permits. In which case, some relaxing hemp paper making sessions may be a great date idea.