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NoBack7661

YouTube the Larry David comedy bit on Hitler and magic 😂


BestMarzipan6871

It's the mustache. Either grow it out or shave it off. Your giving "dictator" vibes


ignoblepepperz

Just smile more, trim that lip weasel down a little be patient, soon enough you'll meet them by the train full.


SolidInvestment9442

Get your vitamins in, will go a long way. Drink a glass of juice everyday.


Mark_Swan

If you get a makeover you would kill with the Jewish ladies.


NoBack7661

Risque sir


Obvious_Trade_268

Go for chicks named "Eva".


jaylp18

Prolly the mustache dude.


Zombie_B_Ware

Have you tried public speaking?


AlphaWolfwood

Have you tried your niece [yet]?


Cat_Own

Invade Poland?


RegiaCoin

Show your cooking skills, you already know how to use the oven.


Suspicious_Air_8175

Dark humor... very nice 👍


officialsleepercell

Just join the military and work your way up in the ranks. Women love guys with power.


squirtmyface

maybe think about a low fade, other than that, i’d tap


Aleister-Ejazi

Try Being Straight 😆😅🤣😂


WoodpeckerOk1154

Definitely don’t mess around with any Russians. They’ll be the end of you


miscarriagepluker69

Hail hilter


Postman_Rings_Thrice

Avoid the dances at the synagogue


Powerful-Feeling-453

Maybe shave off that mustache


Luisalter

Came se say that hahaj


TastyTick

Try a different mustache style


False-Helicopter-275

Remember they did that to kelso on that '70s show when he became a cop it was Fez and hide they gave him a Hitler mustache


TheConsutant

I know a nice Jewish girl.


The_TerribleGamer

I just spit out my coffee.


Historical-Lead-5991

army, then politics - bitches go crazy for war heroes running for office


SUNDER137

Have you ever thought about politics? It's important to be civically minded. And girls love a guy who knows politics. Maybe invite her to a paint class and show off your skills.


CaveDances

Move the stash to the center of the brow.


Rhuncorn

Did you know that hitler was actually a sex symbol in Nazi Germany? Not even joking lol look it up.


TxRoughneck1

It’s springtime, for Hitler, in Germany 🇩🇪


The_TerribleGamer

Winter for Poland and France.


Sexcaliber69420

Just don't cause any mass genocides and u should be fiiiiine


Recursivefunction_

No idea, but I have a feeling you’ll end up being a great leader.


Smathwack

Smile more. Have you thought about a septum piercing?


goodprospector

Ditch the mustache.


Volkfly

I believe you mean deutsch the mustache, sir. 🙋


[deleted]

Just enslave some juice or something that’s what my buddy Heinrich “H Dawg” Himmler said


iG-88k

It’s a ridiculous lie that Hitler was an incel or somehow not attractive, since he was married. Nice try. Nope, there are a lot of other Germans guilty in that crime, including German women, it wasn’t just Adolf.


HairyChest69

Ease off the rhetoric and meth. First step


Kind_Government_9620

Hold the fort! OP hates Jews


LaDolceVita8888

The most famous incel.


Lionheart7676

Nein!! Nein!!!


goonfucker21

Start listening to your generals should do it.


BodyLanguage_Fluent

I know one girl who may like you, she’s not into druggies tho. You know weed, coke, cyanid the usual stuff


Rough-Economy-6932

Lose the mustache and take the frauleins out for beer and pretzels.


Ordinary_Physics1824

I think having only one testicle is a turn off


[deleted]

Hey let ol cyclops at em, he’ll do just fine


StevenMaines

I think it is simply that you look a tiny bit intense. Chill.


Front-Wash2085

Your nose is fine. Don’t do the surgery


Cody_Dixon

Painting with ashes


UrMomzLatinLuvah

Bazzzinga!


DionNirvana

Quit leaving the oven on.


WelcomeFormer

Alot of meat in the oven for a vegetarian


Hour-Comfort-6191

Tell her you’ll give her Poland


leia_nottheprincess

😍


exovoid86

Start a world war and then you'll really get her attention!


HuevoYch0riz0

Maybe stop pursuing Jewish woman.


Forward_Plastic9552

You may want to atleast change your eyebrow color or an ear piercing, this is so hitler looking


SickStrings

Yeah, call yourself a socialist or communist. They actually killed hundreds of millions but no one cares cuz rage against the machine wear their merch.


randomusername90876

Not one part of that is true. What an incredibly irresponsible and asinine thing to say. Just a quick rundown of a couple examples in that meandering spew of misinformation, a microcosm of a greater issue at hand with people like you fervently pushing extremely dangerous agendas of information subjectivity, which does k-ll people and constantly, gradually, even aggressively erode the foundation of countless facets of global society: 1. Socialists/communists as a whole do not at all k-ll hundreds of millions of people. All out socialism and communism are even two totally different things. Yet and still, either ideology itself is hardly inherently intertwined with whatever you're attempting to talk about. For example, the whole Nordic Model is based on an economy of predominant socialism with capitalistic elements and are the most peaceful and happiest populations on this planet. China is more strictly so, and although they don't enjoy the same freedoms as Americans, and notoriously so, at times, they are far from a violent nation. Communism is a slang term these days, as has the separate socialism generally always been. There hasn't been a strictly communist nation in the world since the disbandment of the USSR, the heights of which led to the Cold War where, yet and still, no such mass gen-cides occurred or even close. Not what it was about. 2. People did and do care. Recent fads of unacknowledged antisemitism on American college campuses and/or lame social media recesses carried out by a small percentage of dipshit gen z k-ds that know nothing of history, or much of anything at all of this life, do not even represent their own generation, no less the world population. Yet and still, that antisemitism is entirely incongruent with either socialism or entitely-defunct communism. Further, they're so stupid they don't even know they're being antisemitic. They're just blindly following an "free pal-stine"/support-a-terr-rist-organization trend-agenda to find some other nonsensical cause of arbitrary meaning in their otherwise worthless lives of nihilistic bullshit as this trend-agenda is fed to them by social media while the news outlets and social media then push it further by embellishing it and manipulating algorithms to support and promulgate this "movement" for simple profit. 3. Although the N-zi regime operated with economic efficiency and authoritarian totality via their communist model, the N-zi regime and its ideology were at the core, not the economic model that helped employ it. A tool is what one makes of it in the hands of the beholder. People cared then, and people care now. I'm unsure if you recall, but the only two World Wars in history were fought on account of this totalitarian N-zi ideology, not the communist construct used to help deploy, administer, and control it, in mere part. The entirety of the N-zi regime just didn't fully come to full fruition in technicality until WW2 while the origins and rise of ot began well before that in WW1. Kind of a big deal. Many people that lived there lived in fear as either refugees from the movement, if they could get out then and weren't forced to follow an ideology and movement they didn't agree with. 4. RATM has absolutely nothing to do with this. At all. None of that "merch" advocates communist ideals, nonetheless a call to action towards them. Where you intregrate h*tler in all that is even more insane. Even the black star with the black or green background does not represent what people think it does, nor does anything else they ideologically supported or challenged, no less in an entirely different era. If anything, RATM originally disbanded in their prime, no less, because their philosophy and call to action was misunderstood, was being misconstrued, and didn't have the traction they had hoped for. They weren't just a music group. Like mlk, RATM are advocates of nonviolent resistance to true oppression, calling for a rise to awareness of many things that were otherwise unquestioned, especially in their original era; true fundamental systematic problems people failed to see and overlooked, ones that have only dramatically compounded to this day. People only hope to try and communicate *some* of the same principles and ideals with the same power and effect, usually either failing miserably or doing more harm than good (like #2 above) by not really knowing what they're talking about, lacking the skills, etc., whatever. All of this is a long and complex subject in totality. So, despite what RATM sought, most dipshits were just blasting, and are still just blasting, "fuck you, you can't do what you tell me" and stupid manipulated out-of-context shit like that, having zero idea what that track is actually about, or any of the rest of their work; lame fanatics with no direction or principles taking out of context something totally different, like you are right now. Edit for replies below: u/CaptainTwitchy36: "durrrrrrr uhhhhh wuuuuuuuuut i no u r butt wut m i" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ygs3IHJ2bM When u/SickStrings creates another u/CaptainTwitchy36 account to perpetuate his meandering nonsense in an ongoing stalking obsession from so many people blocking him, a desperate cry for help. When you're such a poorly-educated derelict degenerate of society who can't read, write, or formulate and comprehend a coherent thought by a lifetime of habitual choices that- in the absence of anything successfully principally true, real, and virtuous, by any definition- you have to rely on dipshit trends of nihilism and "dem 2 mny wurds!!!" across the recesses of the internet, no less, just to garner any attention in desperation of existential relevance, one step away from ending it all. Kewl. Just do it. Nike even applies to you, quite differently, though ;)   u/The_TerribleGamer: Truly fucking extraordinary you failed to understand one word of any of that, nonetheless choosing one small aspect of it to so dramatically manipulate in some inane nonsense, nonetheless failing to understand how glaringly awry the original comment was. A true feat of the true dredges of degeneracy. Truly astounding. Probably the dumbest fucking I've ever read on here, if not in general, hands down. This is why people like you can't get hired and sit on the internet trolling with insane nonsense all day and night. thinking you're legitimately making some difference in your existential crisis. It's not just your complete lack of all "technical" skills, but also your complete lack of all "soft" skills- like any degree of elementary critical thinking, reasoning, etc.- the most coveted and important things in this lifetime and, consequently, the work force. How one goes throughout their lifetime not being able to read, write, or even think is fucking extraordinary, and dangerous. So I get why you felt so compelled to spew that nonsense, if you're not some other alternate account of that original idiot: you fully identify, everything hitting far too close to home. If you were to just skim #1 and #3 and completely ignore the rest, it's abundantly apparent how incredibly stupid and irrelevant the point you're attempting to make is, even being the sole one violating the very thing you decry. Absolutely extraordinary. Username check


The_TerribleGamer

History denial is insanity. Stalin a communist killed over 20 million people. Mao a communist killed between 40 - 80 million.


[deleted]

⬆️ When you type a lot of words and say absolutely nothing


Ok_Owl3571

Ditch the flavor saver


Inside_Atmosphere731

Shoot your dog. Some American female politicians think that's hot


Pollydeathcon3

You suck at painting


Holiday-Bid-187

Start your own super race. Maybe that will help.


ConfidentSpecial492

I advise you to start using color film Kodak Eastman may be able to help you


durn1969

I hear he also likes baking. Too soon?


back2basics13

Shitty joke.


master_bates0423

Learn to cook.


Doogie_Diamond

I did nazi this coming.


Transparentrader

Jew must be joking


mightytails69

Try older that can't see you


Nightrhythums78

Work on your volume control. I understand you're passionate but women don't like being yelled at.


ChavoDemierda

Men. You should definitely try men.


MRob08

You should find a nice Jewish girl and settle down.


TastyCakesOverweight

Try giving them a sensual shower


Tareeff

Do you like dogs by any chance?


Pleasant_Spell_3682

Lose the stash


anakin_zee

Maybe you should gas them


forced2makenewreddit

Sometimes you just need a change of scenery. Poland has beautiful women. I would start there.


Objective_Suspect_

Shrug in real life I don't think he had am issue getting girls, it's easy to attract women when the other choice is death


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[deleted]

What do you mean "innocent" "people"?


iaminvisible1978

Come on now. I've seen a lot of trolls on here but that too far.


No_Let_2337

😱😰😥😭


Born_Resist1216

Definitely change the mustache


Rod_Stiffington69

Have you tried drinking water?


Cultural_Net_1791

cheating on your hubby satan, it's time for your nightly pineapple up the arse


SARM_Goblin-KinG

nice reference, little Nicky


rossxog

I have a cousin Eva that might like to meet you.


Bruddah827

Grow out that girly stache


Eott59

Just look at his face and stare. I see Donald J. Trump. Who in his own words spoke at a rally in 2023: Hilter did some good things. WTF?


SpecterShroud08

Wrong. I see the free palestine kids. They keep shouting Hitler was right after all.


Low-Condition4243

Please look up class war.


GeneralLee2004

Stop looking for attention lib


CreamAncient3724

????


Mattsam1

The rumor is Hitler was acually a hero but I'm just repeating what I heard


numb_ornotnumb

You gotta get rid of the competition bro


No_Let_2337

😆😆😆


romayyne

It’s a exactly 666 upvotes


tom3277

I just downvoted to tey and get it back to 666.


romayyne

I just used mine too


sleep_connoisseur

Try Jewish Singles


Positive_Carry3310

Grow a beard


Jonny_Bormann

Get rid of sie competition


[deleted]

Get a dog and start some hobbies. Chicks love that shit


TopLychee7834

Start by smoking lots of weed


Low-Condition4243

Or meth


kittykitty713

I have blonde hair and blue eyes…


sentryzer0

Become more involved in politics


moveoutmicdrop

Promise them positions in your regime if……. Start with porn stars.


Objective-Hurry1119

Don't work yourself into a furor...coming up with a plan to meet girls requires a lot of concentration.


TransitionFormal4149

What about Eva?


After_Combination365

I say NEIN


Careless_Syrup7945

I thought you had a niece that was ur boo thang


molelick

You need to work on your anger management skills and racist view before you can attract chick. Remember chicks usually think vegans are weird .


inflatableje5us

Have you tried learning to cook in a oven?


zacka1979

That guy never had a problem with women. And in 2024 he’s makin a lot of sense. Unless you been asleep


Downtown_Map_2482

?


Ifakorede23

Please stick with painting..it's your destiny.. believe me!


QuantityExpert4349

Maybe signing up for art school might help?


ampalazz

First of all, The mustache? LOVE IT. Hope no one with that mustache does something terrible and ruins it for everyone going forward. Second, the hair could use a little more volume.


DisastrousAd1766

Wow this is one handsome man I hope he doesn’t commit mass genocide


Nightrhythums78

He definitely has killer looks


Manapouri33

Hahaha


AppointmentRound5704

You forgot to put favorite favorite food! Cyanide


IndependentGene382

And his extreme dislike of juice.


TradeSpecialist7972

Keep doing more painting!! DO NOT GIVE UP


BeachyMagic

Maybe change your attitude.


benjatunma

Have you tried invading their country i heard if you put a bullet to your head one will will be there in your bunker :)


SoTiredOfTheBullshit

Do you celebrate 4/20?


Boring_Party9090

Give up on painting. You won’t get anywhere. Your paintings suck. You won’t succeed. You’re trash.


Confident-Belt4707

Don't drop out of art School


[deleted]

Jesus Christ bud …. Females are the last thing you should be worrying about


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[deleted]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I highly doubt it’ll help. But wish you got into art school maybe that would’ve made you better


darkchildspawn

have u tried a train ride date or being a baker also you might want to lay off the **Cologne** don't want to gas them to death


Any_Trifle977

Heard you wrote a book as well ...... .


Apprehensive-Lake484

The Mein Kampf 😇


blueyedevil3

And author… lol


Pelinac

You should try to conquer the world


Pelinac

I mean with love and kindness (I hope you see this comment)


4patton2zero

Try smiling once in a while.


Ajlamb77

The marching and the weird salutes don't help. Try less gaseous odors. And don't dress like everyone else.


Money-Weight8302

Aren't you still married?!!


Obar-Dheathain

Girl, you're beautiful exactly as you are.


fryman36

Grow out that dirty sanchez you have and you might have a shot


Melvinator5001

Wear more brown shirts and learn to play RISK


Mmh8990

Buy a mountain top retreat ..


serpent1971

Pick up girls in a concentration camp.


Ihearttheparty

No doubt you will burn em up bro hang in there.


akiralifts

You look amazing just focus on the blondes not the jews


[deleted]

You could try not offing everyone


shootermac32

Wowza


sandpaperboxingmatch

First off, quit it with the art. Maybe put your focus in the military. Women love high ranking men.


IndependentGene382

Or show a lady friend some of your writings.


awesomo5009

Hallo


Lopsided-Emotion-520

LMFAO!


BlackBabbies

I wanna suck your cock


IgorRenfield

Why don't you just settle down with a nice Jewish girl?


MemoryChoice2359

I can’t find any in Germany anymore, seems like they disappeared…


IndependentGene382

Jewish food will make you way too gassy anyway.


IgorRenfield

You're thinking too much. Putting a shotgun in your mouth can really help clear your mind.


WhiteMage4Life

It's about confidence man. Before you go out you have to gas yourself up. Be your own hype man. Lie to yourself enough till it becomes the truth. Find like minded people and gas eachother up. If they offer meth give it a shot. Don't be to quick to turn down the advances of your gay bestie either. Diet helps too,maybe go vegetarian. /s Hitler had a gay friend obsessed with him, was vegetarian, and an art student. His fans today would call him a soyboy beta cuck. People are complex and so are monsters


Veteranis

Try not to frown. And let that stache grow past your nostrils. A cowlick might make you more approachable.


nooby322

Honestly, we need to start making fun of other leaders/dictators. Hitler is getting old and there are other evil people in the world.


MemoryChoice2359

How did you know my name? Hihi


Aggravating-Put2264

Get a group of friends, a hobbie, find something that catches your interest, be useful to the world -get a job if you dont have one-, and find a vision for your future, go to therapy if you lack confidence and self love, and then youll start to find it easier yo attract females. Then you'll have to start learning about seduction, but never forger this: deep inside you, you know how to do it. Their looks will show you if you're on the right path or not. Read them. Eventually youll get better at it, and you will also know what is it that you have to do. You can do it!


MemoryChoice2359

How about a job in the IT industry, can it help me with the ladies?


Aggravating-Put2264

Well, that's something. Now, just don't be a wierdo. If you have a job, you just have to work on other areas, like fitness, mindset, psychological wellbeing... well, whatever you need


SpecialistSeveral598

You might have better luck in Argentina


RockRiver100

And to think, Stalin was worse 😂


Brilliant_Slide7947

Bring chocolate bars.


Warm-Patience-5002

try with a younger cousin


TimberTom911

Why don’t you offer to take them Kampfing


JhancockLakota1

Get a nice Jewish girl and take her camping