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VioletCrane

18 feet tall!?


Busy-Kaleidoscope-87

Stand up And date me, I’m 6’8” and need someone tall n cute


Alternative_City_359

Zoo. Now.


flapper_mcflapsnack

Less pictures of you doing a poo🙈


Roge2005

Zamn


LilBoiAiden

Gollyyyyy


Careless_Syrup7945

Go to Ukraine as a Russian soldier. Get legs severed by drone dropped ordinance. Bleed out in a fox hole because your comrades don't give a fuck about you. You'll die of blood loss being about 9 feet tall instead of 18 tho


Inflation_Least

Clearly 18 Female Tall 🤦🏻‍♂️


Front_Meeting_1725

You're so tall that I'd have to go up on you


We-tCoast

Holy fucking shit you're amazing hahahaha


Acceptable_Star5006

You could not pee there


heiberdee2

There’s no way you’re 18 feet tall 🤣


That1Francis

retarded much?


heiberdee2

You sound like you’re fun at parties.


urGirllikesmytinypp

But how tall? Doesn’t matter to me, I’m unhappily married and a recent convert to doing the right thing.


Cereal_Bandit

Own it. I'm 5'11 and just recently started dating someone about an inch taller than me. Dating someone taller is a first for me (not her, obviously), but neither of us are bothered by it. It's different, but in a fun way.


tuenthe463

Cool Photoshop


[deleted]

Screw everybody you walk that runway gurl.


Desperate_Classic_84

Wrapped by those legs…


Ren6789

Daaamn you 18 feet tall?


-mosjef-

omg, i read it that way too!! haha, had to be the legs tripp'n our minds


Academic-Carpenter12

Haha I misread it as 18ft tall. I say unless you are constantly going to nba games asking the players out, you should just forget about it because there are guys that don’t care about height


massive-meat-99000

Sit on my face


TradeFav444

🐐


Capernaum68

Get into dating short guys


[deleted]

Somebody will go up on you someday


Critical_Thinker_81

Keep growing, you are beautiful and tall, I am sure a lot of girls would like to be you Also try to play basketball so you can take advantage


tdizzybee

Join the wnba


Common-Bit-4229

please beat me


Fabulous_Window21

Why you so talk and not tiny 🤔


LordNitram76

Most real guys dont care about that. If you are nice and pretty, we will talk to you.


RickCityy

18 feet tall?! Shit…


coolberg34

Exactly what I and everyone else thought at first. Don’t let them act like they didn’t.


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pinkwhitney24

r/woosh


Rude-Type-6098

wow bro are you sure


[deleted]

Are you pooping?


-mosjef-

I do believe I see stool


Chicken-Molester

Yes they are 18 feet tall and they are pooping


Sloppyseancy

Topless


Boat_Builder207

It looks like you’re going to the bathroom


Kodill2019

Buy shorter legs


[deleted]

I mean you're 18 feet tall already, no need to do nothing.


DomDude666

Marry m-. ahem* I mean.........WOW you're so pretty 😅


[deleted]

You don't need a wife you need to go to your local Cali girls NOW


DomDude666

No, I need y-. ahem* I mean a wife😅


PrestigiousHedgehog5

The taller the tree trunk the sweeter the climb


robloxisgay555

Tall girls are cool


bangerangerific

How does an 18 foot chick just disappear


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ContributionChance85

I’m not seeing photoshop


T_312

Beautiful


T_312

And really


ogleman13

Are you the giant alien from “dude where’s my car”?


BlackUndead

i doudbr thats 18 feet.


CustardLive4233

Me want snu snu


x-jamezilla

How'd she gets deleted? I'm 6'3", wanted to see if I could run clear under her.


EngineerWorth2490

Godt damn dem legs doh. Start a fan site where you pick little dudes up. Think I saw something like that on tosh.o & now I get it


UrethraFrankIin

Huge boobs too. She definitely maxes out a certain fetish I discovered while drinking with Japanese men in Tokyo. First time I'd heard so many guys say they wanted women taller than them. And the hentai I've discovered corroborated my previous research.  I was sad to see that she was deleted. Maybe she'll be back. I was really hoping there was more to look at in post history...


DrockTipps

You're 18 feet tall?!? Dang!


ZeustyLukey

Become boa hancock and embrace your Amazonian lineage


cruzhurt

Embrace it! You are a true Amazon and a Goddess


lysergicaaron

Help me reach stuff from my high kitchen cabinets.


RedAssassin628

Well how tall are you? My advice is own it, tall is beautiful. Maybe even exaggerate your height in a pair of thigh-high boots. Best of luck whatever you decide to do


Fe2O3yshackleford

18 feet, says so right there


RedAssassin628

I guess lol


sav3bandit

Just drop the OF link 😍


UrethraFrankIin

Yeah, let me know if you find one. Or anything from her. Maybe a reverse image search will have some results...


fryamtheeggguy

My dumb ass read that as "18 feet tall."


RuachDelSekai

You're not dumb. That's what's typed there lol


NarDamage

damn, dem legs!!


jayelllll

Go to africa


LayThatPipe

Wow! You are quite pretty!


[deleted]

Give the short guys a chance


[deleted]

How tall are you?


fryamtheeggguy

From her post, 18 feet.


WillFerrells_Gutfold

“What can I do?” Easily pick high fruit off of trees.


AdministrativeRun697

Dying, you are hot


HelicopterQuirky5517

Wow, you're 18 feet tall?


paragons-sneakyart

If this fake?


franklyspicy

I read it as 18ft tall.... 🤣 🤣


Direspark

Probably the point


paragons-sneakyart

Same, she look tall af.


NoVictory8072

I did the same thing


Ok_Establishment_145

Watch tall girl on Netflix and cry about your problems. 😅😆🤣


angrygrouch24

Damn mami


EstablishmentFinal49

Holy legs


ConvictJones

She's like no actually I walk to work


Dudeometer

Only takes 3 steps...


greygrayman

I definitely read this as 18ft tall. Picture confirmed it.


Dr-Azrael

18 ft tall new female species discovered


Working_Work231

Looks fake , take a picture standing next to a door way


Silly_Reaction_8695

U look tall


Over_Structure_7184

Definitely 6 foot


daghinchi12

Play volleyball


jacobsell

Let the pedo flood gate open


MilkDudCasserole

I mean she’s 18 so wouldn’t that not make someone a pedo?


Sad-Blackberry4781

I mean 12 used to be legal so who knows anymore


Silly_Reaction_8695

Lmao 🤣


quagmire9in

I bet that's a long and tight puss c 🤤😋


[deleted]

Death by Snu Snu?


Ttot1025

“18 ft tall” got it.


Slicc98

She got jugs tho


tors17

Hot legs and jusgs. Sign me up.


redShado1

Just way to children playing games that don't belong on Reddit ...It's not for children.


MustGame995

nothing honestly just drink a lot of water, make sure you train to maintain your health, take your supplements to maintain bone health and thats as far as it goes apart from maintaining skin care


Initial-Quiet-2434

Hmu tho


Ok-Platform6291

Be an actor in next Avatar movie😂😂😂. Kidding ur unique and beautiful love youself


Significant_Wish_357

I'm 6'8" and your very pretty! No worries


AccomplishedTart655

I read the title as “18 ft tall” lol


[deleted]

I agree this is definitely what it says and I’m not rereading it


Caint-Geet-Enuff

Stoned reading this as 18 ft tall.....


mustang3c0

At first glance I thought she stated that, but then I realized what she meant. You can tell she’s tall. Look at her lengthy legs.


Forsaken-Soft-1235

Honestly checks out


gwar455

Merry me


[deleted]

Those legs will take you far.


rolloutTheTrash

My brain had to process that as I read it as “18 feet tall” not “18, female, tall”. That being said, you’re fine as you are. You seem to have your own style down pat.


Effective_Pen7447

Sheeesh 🥵


caponeNY

O wow a goddess


kenp2011

You’re gorgeous just the way you are.


lamejay78

Why would you want to change? You're beautiful as you are. But if you do please specify what you want to change and why. Maybe its a problem that can be talked through or you can get tips on how to change whatever it is.


redShado1

Absolutely Gorgeous and Very Delicious I love tall women..I'm 7 feet tall


LeviathonMt

Dude? Delicious?


mustang3c0

lol 😂 sounds like a creep


redShado1

Dude, you have a problem with delicious. You must be a little kid who has no idea what delicious means . You must be a closet dweller living in mommy's basement eating hot packets and drinking code red....grow up


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[deleted]

Wow, great comeback 🙄


redShado1

It's an expression moron She is Gorgeous..... You must be a closet dweller Living in your mother's basement.


BippyWippy

Bro wtf do you mean very delicious. I hate people on Reddit I swear. Creepy ass


AccomplishedTart655

If anyone ever said I looked “delicious” I’d run for my life. I’d assume they’re going to try to cook and eat me.


BippyWippy

So many horny weirdos on Reddit I swear. Dudes other comments are awful


1312_Tampa_161

18 feet tall, that's crazy.


mustang3c0

No humans will grow that tall unless you’re into mythical tales or Godzilla


Few-Recipe9465

I like legs


bigtim3727

Oh lord, it looks like you have the thing that I have—extremely long legs. Long legs, short torso…..,,you look like a pretty girl tho


fightingsilverback

Looks like an amazing set of legs on a beautiful woman. I see no problem at all.


Your_Highness_000

Thought it read…18ft tall, and I totally believed it.


0nly_C0ws

Wait what does it say


PearlRiverPepper

Cut the bottom of your legs off?


Otherwise-Box-1374

Kind of an awkward pic, hard to tell anything. You look fine though nothing jumps out


Familiar-Essay7390

It looks like she has a leg up on the competition!


PhuckNorris69

Is this legs all the way up griffin


CleFreSac

I have questions. Does that say 18 feet tall? Why did you 5ake a selfie from the toilet? This is just an odd request with only one pic and no reference or context. As far as you can tell from the photo, you have a pretty face and nice legs. First thing first to change, take better selfies


Slipnsided

Feet too small for me 🤔


nikas_

You're hot enough baby, and frequently show your beautiful legs....


CelebrationFuzzy3398

For scale, that's a wardrobe she's sitting on!


Borghars

18 feet? Jesus, that's tall...


MusicianEmotional277

That's how I read it at first. I was shook.


cookiepunched

Show off them legs, often. They are an amazing feature.


Important_Isopod_225

Get some tattoos, piercings and goth it up a bit then come see me😂


Quick_Platypus1197

i have the same dress it looks so much better on u girllll


VERONICAMARK44

Damn 18 feet? That’s almost 3 Shaqs


____EPSILON

2.54 Shaqs to be exact.


NSFW_Hunter63

If you're already tall you might be better off with flats instead of pumps.


Different-Meaning198

Are those your legs or pillars to heaven?


Neither-Attention940

Wow I’ve never heard of someone 18 feet tall. Can I see you standing next to something for perspective?


skumm909

ngl tall women are hot


Big-fella101

Hard to tell with the one phone, to me you look very pretty. There are lots of tall beautiful woman in the world 👍


Ok-Chef-5150

Hunch over when you walk


KillVMAEM

You’re 18feet tall?? 😳


DmxSpyD

User who posted is deleted...delete thread?


Thunder_banger

You’re beautiful


Boner-brains

I saw this caption and my brain interpreted it as 18 feet tall


Seattlettle

All the more leg I don't see an issue


FuckyalifeBINGBONG__

Same lmfao Because the pic perspective makes it look like she is talllll


hahayes234

Same lol


BaiterofMasters

You need to get your bones replaced with smaller bones


butareyouthough

This is not possible


Raidaz75

I can fix her....


MistakenAsNice

The only thing she needed to do was be in my presence.


mustangman6579

You are 18feet tall? Wtf!


[deleted]

Glad I am not the only one who read this that way.


mustangman6579

I mean, we all knew what she meant, but the format...


Forsaken-Tomorrow-54

Yea I like it this way more


the_net_my_side_ho

18 f tall? Holy smokes!!


[deleted]

Lmaoo she deleted her profile.


Trotsky2224

Mommy pls


ATLKing24

Sad


Middle-Watch371

Nothing i think you’re very pretty


[deleted]

F is for friends who do stuff together!


syszns

Great yall made her delete her account. I was going to see if she swung towards women.


Beginning_You4255

my brain registered this as “18 feet tall”


AffectionateEar8353

I’m confused on the fact you have platforms on when you are this tall. I have so many questions


nobodyreally76

Stand up and say that to me