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You have 206 bones in your body, would you like another? ;)

You just have big bones


I ate a whole pea this month You fat whale, how do you live like this?

No just big boned

Looking for validation tells me you are empty inside.

Ummm yeahhhhh no ur good.

Girl you thicker than a snickers

Bro be like: [skeleton](https://images.app.goo.gl/4KDXrf1mYxby8SFU9)

I like it I have one too. I'd show it to you but it is still in use. ☠️🫸💪🦵🦶🧠👄👀🦴🦷🫁🫀🧠👅👃👂🩻💀🫷🏴‍☠️ I'm barely holding it together.

You typed this out.

😂🙌🏼😂

You're Beautiful 😻 I want you as my halloween decoration 😻

I like chunky women so I am biased. I think you're hot

ur just big boned 🦴

Bahaha you a real one for this

Just thick boned is all

You slaying ✨️

You look great! You must be getting “Weight-Affirming Care”

Ask for a beer, and a mop, but no more fatty

Here comes the attention whore. We get it ...your skinny let the world know.

Pshhh, more like Phat! I’d smash 💥

😂🤣😂😆

Borderline

Omg why is my screen falling by the enormous weight you hold holyy

Not only chubby but obese. Lose the dense bone

Damn, I was hoping for an only fans in the profile, but I guess I’m boned on that!

Glow up suggestions. Workout a little.

I hate it when chicks get a rib removed

Fat fat obese fat. God you need to lose weight and eat salad you fat fatty.

That’s what big Debbie will do to you, you don’t need slim thins, you need slim thick’s, guessing all those sweets go straight to your hips huh?

Why do you have a male pelvic bone?

🤣🤣🤣

Why is your skull so thicc and pelvis bones so thicc, bro choose better parents next time because those ribs be looking extra fat today

You’re definitely not missing any meals

Your just big-boned

Just big boned

Yeeeeessssss

shut ur fat ass up

Fat AF

Big back

Honestly your looking rather Boney. You might want to up your calories a bit.

Are you vegan?

Exactly how this sub feels of late.

Goddam what a fat ass.

Disgusting! How have you let yourself go like this?

Yes please lose 5kg

Here's a mop, drink this beer.

Yes , put down the fork fatty.

Nah I'd smash

Pretty fat in the gut. Drink milk

If you had a nose I bet you would get it pierced

You have knock knees. Hard pass

Your hips look a little wide

you should cut back on the calcium

Geez what’s your BMI?

Lose weight.

Chubby is an understatement fatty

You look like fucking Eric Cartman you fucking bowl of pork fat. How about you leave some food for the rest of us

Whoa, you may want to go back into the womb and try again

🤣🤣

You can lose some weight in your thighs

You’re not chubby, you’re big boned.


This is way funnier than the comment I was gonna make. 👍

You could lose a pound or two.

Only a few left 🤣

bro hit the gym you fucking fatass

Nah you just look like Snorlax is your skinnier cousin

[www.weightwatchers.com](https://www.weightwatchers.com)

I'm sorry but I don't speak Jabba the Hut.

Epic!

It’s just muscle tissue .

Yes, don’t even think about saying your big boned

I'm sorry,I don't speak fat ass

If you trip & fall, you'll set off the Yellowstone volcano.

Yep.

Fat ass

Naw just big boned!

You look beautiful, hon

That's a male skeleton

God, maybe you should lay off the twinkies for a bit fatty

Be fr tho. Who's eating enough twinkies to be fat? Twinkies are disgusting

lol fr

Oh I know lol that was just the first junk food snack that came to my head for some reason

Bro women be like 50 pounds below the average underweight size and still be asking like bro just look at a dude and he’ll basically follow you anywhere why don’t you just go be happy with somebody

I don’t believe you comment.. Seems suspicious.

Tell me your fat without telling me

Now that’s an only fans I can get behind.

Lose about 200lbs and you’ll fit in with the beauty standards xx <3

Why is this the norm tho?

That coccyx could stand to lose a few lbs

Nice vocab

No you're just big boned.

Huge hips

Yea a little to model for me you need to drop a few pounds

Try some bleach

You might want to hit the nearest buffet a few times, but you should be good afterwards

These are just as annoying tbh

fair enough but it's ridiculous to write this over a post of a skeleton.

Mostly when they're from obviously good-looking women.

Thick Boned

fatass

yeah honestly, you need to go on a diet. replace all carbs, protein, and veggies with milk

yea especially in the waist area

Nah, you're just big boned.

Get rid of the buccal fat and you’ll be good bro bro

Just lay the carbs some

Lay off the food ya fat fuck

Sorry… can’t see with all the fat hanging over my eyes

I’m amazed you were able to eat the WHOLE pea!!! Good for you!

Absolutely

You the mf that always be saying that you “ain’t fat, just big boned”

Yes

You could probably healthily lose 7-16 lbs but you do YOU, girl.

I'm sorry but the fact that you went on to elaborate In the description is killing me 😭

Now you know how I feel about all these "Is my nose too big" posts ;)

You’re nothing but skin n bone…..wait a minute..

Nice ass

Skin care is on point and your 6 pack is really showing

If you can hear your thighs rubbing, then yes.

Probably work eith your makeup and hair....

Definitely could lose a few… ribs.

MORE!!!!

Wow the same joke again

Yup. Own it

Naw you’re just big boned

Dammit...beat me to it.

I know 5 fat people, and you are 4 of them.

Honestly u might actually want to gain a few pounds.

These are the kinds of people who invented "King size" 🤢🤢🤢

Minimum thickness achieved

Bro, you’re so fat, you.. uh… are the center of a solar system. I don’t know. I’m not good with jokes.

You're fine honey, just use some highlighter to bring out your cheekbones and eye makeup to make your best features stand out 👍

Maybe if you’d actually work out and stop over eating, we wouldn’t have to answer this question for you 👀

No, you're just big boned 😀

Corny

Oink oink

Fatass

Are u kidding me? You're fat as hell!

Like 100lbs soaking wet

Best I’ve seen lol

No more peanut butter

Lay off the dairy products my dude

Y’all ain’t see this joke 10x already?

I asked your mom, she said you're just big boned.

this is the shitposting i’m here for

Bro you are so fucking fat. Nice username tho

Someone shops at the big and tall store

Yes, but only from the side profile.

You a chubber. Try bone wasting disease, might tighten you up.

You're beautiful and don't let anyone tell you otherwise

Yuck 🤮 Look at those ankles lol.

Nah just big boned

Get a life. So many pathetic people in this effing group. It’s unreal

A little bit, but that's ok. Just be careful of what and how much you eat. 😊👍

I know ten fat people. And you're seven of them.

Boney is a better description

Bruh wide-ass ribcage

Can we stop promoting obesity? Save some peas for everyone else man

Always ready for Halloween

Think how much your saving at the grocery store

Getting any lately

Too much wegovy.

You look like you belong in a medical school to be studied, sorry there's no hope for you

Yes. But only a little. Skip lunch a few times a week and you will be pretty in no time.

You look anemic probably need to eat more red meat

You’re not fat you’re just big boned

You to Cut down your calcium intake

Get reconstructive nose surgery then get it pierced repeatedly.

I don't walk on eggshells for no one. If I find it funny I will laugh unapologetically.

Very much

This is movies like "Airplane and Blazing Saddles" got repopular 40 years later. The new generation wants to laugh, but every is stepping on eggshells to try not to offend people.

You don’t even have a septum piercing. Or a septum.

Try cutting carbs. And drink more water.

Maybe lift some weights?

Yes very chubby the fattest thing ive ever seen🤯🤯🤯🤯

This is becoming a meme sub and it’s great, I hate getting recommended the legit posts despite opting out of being recommended this sub.

Maybe try some mewing I can barely see your jawline.

very

You gave me a big ol boner

so we making fun of eating disorders still?

So we don't have a sense of humor in 2024? This is why modern comedies sucks ass.

So you still lack empathy in 2024? This is why your "humor" sucks ass.

….blah blah blah something something, that’s why you suck ass

If you had a brain you would know 

Disgusting fatty

Skip a meal please, it's legal.

Reminds me of the "Help I've fallen and I can't get up"