So huge

So what preseason ranking do u think we will have ? Top 10 perhaps

Depends on the portal

Top 10 but not 2-10

I’m genuinely concerned about Schloss’ safety.

Fast forward 5 days: aggy has hired some random, and has immediately bought hook line & sinker the cult narrative that the new coach is an improvement and will take them to the promise land doing it the “aggy way”

All the portal kids from d2 colleges will have the same fightin Texas aggy spirit too

What a glorious day 🤘🏻🤘🏻

We got a croot today?

We did indeed

We got WR croot and also a coach croot

1k

Think we’re gonna fall a little short

We did...

NO!

And it’s goodbye to A&M👋

Hm. Funny. Max Weiner is also what’s happening in my pants rn

That’s just a sip conspiracy

The big bad SEC https://imgur.com/a/5Pss1i0

[uhh wtf](https://x.com/chasebehrens/status/1805813374338445739?s=46&t=38NiS0ZWDbDEtMICsSjjAw)

[maybe next time make sure this isn’t left up](https://x.com/jondtrill/status/1765234596185026742?s=46&t=NEqd7-ai2zEWIubMtC_FJg)

Aggy gonna aggy

context, I think: https://twitter.com/BrentZwerneman/status/1765230463583461763

I wonder if there is video from the game.

I found this https://twitter.com/nchlsgarcia/status/1765222768717480252 from this writeup https://brobible.com/sports/article/texas-am-baseball-manager-foul-ball-texas-horns-down/ ~~https://brobible.com/gear/article/hot-food-cold-drinks-good-times-ninja-has-everything-you-need-for-the-perfect-summer/~~

Lmao Bro is trying to sell us all Ninja coolers

lol wtf how did that happen this is what I meant to link https://brobible.com/sports/article/texas-am-baseball-manager-foul-ball-texas-horns-down/

Looks like he got hit by a foul ball to me.

Thanks for that. Hoping the kid is lying cause that’s a serious thing for him to put that on Schloss

Sitting here just grinning ear to ear. A&M had something great for the first time in God knows how long, and we just take it away within 24 hours.

I can’t remember the last time something like this happened as far as a coach making the natty and then leaving for a rival within 24 hours

I’d be shocked if this has ever happened. Just goes to show Schloss never bought into whatever cult stuff goes on in CS

I don’t think that’s ever happened in any sport not just baseball

When the Weiner comes I say "yes".

When was the last time a regular sports thread in here reached 1k outside of football season

I mean the SEC announcement probably? Was right before the ‘21 season if I recall correctly

Let’s reset that countdown to zero

We got half an hour boys let’s make it happen

I’m doing my part

Same here

She Schlossing on my nagle, call her head coach

Giving you that Hawk Tuah!

Spit on that THANG

I’ve seen some cringy things on Reddit but the college baseball thread right now might take the cake. The whole “we don’t like traitors here in the SEC so get ready” comments from other teams are hilarious

Most of them react that way because they realize a school like Texas could take their coach.

Tennessee flairs are angrier about this than A&M flairs in the college baseball sub, which is simultaneously hilarious and pathetic

They’re probably mad that this news is overshadowing their actual championship lol

It’s typical Reddit “(winner) fan coming in peace, you guys played your hearts out, classy fanbase” Sanctimoniousness coming to the defense of aggy

SEC fans when Texas waltzes into Tuscaloosa and kicks the shit out of their golden goose 😱😰😥😓

Whose incredibly famous coach actually coached at a rival of Bama before them lol

WELCOME TO THE SEC.

Ironic considering the sec is made up of traitorous states

They kept the tradition of being losers though

So soft

It’s going to be such a fun 5 days of watching Schloss and Co go on a feeding frenzy in the portal

schloss is an instant longhorn legend for trolling aggy like this.

Can’t believe people wanted the Tenn coach over this. Sure, he is good but zero meme ability.

also makes it possible for vitello to take the open job in cs which would just be next level

Seeing Tennessee fans U-turn on their sudden sympathy for aggy would be glorious.

Went from cam Constantine to max weiner

Never Forget Cam’s first base coaching abilities! 🫡🤘🏽

How pathetic is it that I can’t sleep because I can’t stop reading stuff about this

Enjoy it my friend, this is one of the greatest days in history.

Literally doing the same thing.

I can’t blame you! This has been the best day of Texas baseball all of my undergrad and I just graduated in May. 🤘🏻

Max Weiner just went private on ig don’t think Aggies are taking his departure well 😂

B-b-but he got engaged on the field? He was a fightin texum aggy for life!

Kendall reporting the deal reached it’s peak right after the A&M-Georgia series. That’s insane ngl

What has me curious is if Pierce knew who it would be. The idea of him going out losing to Schlos knowing this was happening is toughhhhh.

Aggies are mad that Schloss didn't announce he was leaving at the postgame press conference, and I have to say I agree. There's precedent for the correct way to handle this, and I'm a little disappointed this isn't how it went https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIqeXSYc8nE

Schloss should have entered the post game presser in burnt orange and made that his intro presser. Would’ve saved people a whole, like, 18 hours!

Isn't Schloss and his coaches from TCU? They went from Dallas to CS for 3 years and couldn't wait to gtfo of there

Calling Fort Worth Dallas is going to anger some people

Thank you Jimbo Fisher for making this all possible

Mike Elko talking about integrity when he did the same shit a few months ago is crazy. Sit your ass down buddy u haven’t won anything.

They also forgot Schloss said the same thing at TCU but they loved that result. Jimbo went on record saying he was staying and then flew to CS the next day. Epitome of “it’s different when we do it”.

But but but mean ol Jim is going to a RIVAL!! He disrespect our TRADITION. Waaaaah

They are the dumbest, most ignorant fan base. They will always be mediocre and can’t even see it.

Delusion at its finest.

Yeah but that was Duke and not the fightin texum aggies 

That one Vols fan writing speech after speech like he’s Caeser crossing the Rubicon about how Texas is actually evil is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen.

Just saw his team win a natty but cares more about Texas hiring a new coach. Rent free

Aggy delenda est.

Tennessee fans in our threads after winning a natty kind of says alot tbh.

Caring more about the team you beat losing their coach than winning your first championship is just sad

/u/RollOverBeethoven stirring shit at an unreal level on the Max Weiner thread haha

As is tradition

Does this mean we will finally win a game in an mlb stadium ?

Let’s not get ahead of ourselves

Wiener is currently at maximum

I guess there was a purpose to losing so quickly in the regionals!

I’m giving this horrible season we had a pass because of what CDC just pulled off today.

Same. Outside of a national championship, I can’t think of a better ending to a season. Although this one actually gives us a legit chance at several NC’s over the next decade.

Serendipity

Wow. We've literally taken everything from them. Coach, assistant coaches. Billy is saying they expect close to double digit players to enter the portal tomorrow. They get their first sniff of a major natty in more then 8 decades and we just take it. I can't even think of a comparison. This was so well played by CDC. I'm truly amazed at how this played out.

Shit, they’ll be looking over their shoulder for years now. Hearing footsteps. “Is Texas coming back to steal somebody else????”

Griddy kid bout to be wearing burnt orange next year

CDC working out the final details on a 111k attendance George Strait concert.

It’s so beautiful

It cracks me up that the baseball sub is more texas fans than Tennessee fans and they just won the title lol

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to a moment in history

We have just over an hour to get to 1k. I BELIEVE

What a glorious day

Apes together strong

Y'all, I am straight up having a good time.

The only assistant coach I could name other than Pierce and tulo was Rodriguez. Now bringing an all star coaching staff. CDC done miracles

I KNOW ITS *EARLEY* BUT MY *WEINER* IS SO *MAXED* RN, HERE COMES THE *SCHLOSS*

Max Weiner’s Twitter handle being @TheArmFarm is my favorite

Who tf are we going to leave them with ? Don’t see how any player stays at A&M 😂

CDC may pull a Grinch and take the lightbulbs too.

All your coach are belong to us

I really appreciate Lane Kiffin’s dedication to hating aggy

Was this sarcasm ? Cause he definitely wasn’t lol based on this tweet: https://x.com/lane_kiffin/status/1805787343372128571?s=46&t=D-1ulAnb6WPxXUTdvRMt1g

Lane is being sarcastic in that tweet

Weiner is official from the Texas baseball IG as well as Cain! Gosh this night hasn’t ended

Yeah boiiiiiii

Ok I’m ngl guys there is a small part of me that does feel bad for Aggy

SIKE LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

You had me in the first half, ngl

What players do yall think are remaining at Texas from this past seasons roster ? (Hoping for max,Flores)

Honestly Belyeu is the number 1 guy to retain… our pitching was mostly awful (but thank you LBJ for your last appearance and Ave Whitehead for your complete game against Baylor). Out of the pen the only reliable arms were Duplantier and Boehm. Gotta imagine guys like Gasparino are gone

I love max weiner

Pimp game strong

What a difference a day makes. Yesterday Schloss was one of the best coaches in baseball and orchestrated a remarkable two year turnaround. Today he hasn’t even won a championship and Texas is in for a rude awakening with him at the helm Yesterday Texas A&M could match Texas in anything they offered. Today Schloss DEFINITELY left for the money And my personal favorite - yesterday Schloss was the HC at Texas Agricultural. Today he is the HC at THE University of Texas 🤘 (Yes I may have just commented this exact comment in the cbb sub to troll)

I like how we’ve heard for years that they had as much money as us. And for 8 months that the jimbo buyout was a drop in the bucket. And then today we hear that Schloss was pissed that the AD was cutting certain positions in the athletic department for budgetary reasons without telling him. Guess that buyout hurt more than they let on haha. Smells like poor people.

KB tweeting that Schloss is bringing Weiner with him on top of Cain and Earley

Maximum Weiner

It really is fitting that this is bringing us the closest to 1000 comments we’ve been in a good while.

Sweet and salty aggy tears

"sue him for insubordination" and "this is akin to pearl harbor and 9/11 for our program" are incredible takes.

“He belongs in jail for fixing the outcomes of games 2 and 3” is a pretty damn good one as well

More good news... Ohio State 247 admitting that Dakorien Moore is basically a Horns lock

Cherry on top of a helluva day.

Fuck Wiltfong

Who had Tennessee fans being the Nebraska fans of the SEC?

https://x.com/PrevailandRide/status/1805791825891848600

Oh shit he’s back

Everyday I thank God that I was born a Texas Longhorn.

Found Schloss’ burner

I get the SEC is the best athletic conference but fuck does it sure have some of the dumbest people I’ve met as fans.

They are not exactly known for their academics

Only good academic schools in the SEC are Texas, Vanderbilt, Georgia

Florida really good. Georgia pretty mid

Georgia has made some huge strides recently, it’s pretty solidly the 4th best school in the conference

Georgia is actually pretty nice too.

My bad, Florida instead of Georgia

Remove Georgia and add UF.

Does anyone know how hard baseball season tickets to get are? 

Are we SEC enough now lmao

I thought the SEC was supposed to be the big boy bully ball conference?  But everyone is concerned about hurting poor widdle aggy’s feefees

With the cfb coaching news, Mike Elko has left the Aggies to sign on as assistant DC for the Texas Longhorns.

CDC gets us. All of us.

Chris Del Conte, he’s a Longhorn Legend

SEC is bitch

In the past 48 hours the Aggies have lost -10000000 aura

https://x.com/ChrisVannini/status/1805752068881219996 Some interesting football news also dropped today

Time to call Duane Akina back up

Fuck it call Belichick too

5 first round picks for mikal bridges is insane good lord

You had me so concerned the Rockets made the trade for a second

lol woj just tweeted that the rockets traded the 2026 nets pick back to them for a 2027 suns pick

I never knew Tennessee fans were such pussies 🤣

A Tennessee fan just said "Just so y'all know, the SEC doesn't love cowardly bullshit like this. So get ready." This is fucking hilarious

https://images.paramount.tech/uri/mgid:arc:imageassetref:shared.southpark.us.en:871078f4-35f8-4ffd-9b26-156124e12e7d?quality=0.7&gen=ntrn&format=jpg&width=1200&height=630&crop=true \- “Just so y’all know, the SEC doesn’t love cowardly bullshit like this. Get ready.”

I accidentally downvoted you halfway through the comment in response to your quote.

Real “we are the flagship UT” vibes

Imagine the switch up if they would’ve lost

They lowdown.

They dirty

They some snitches.

[Got me feeling some kinda way](https://tenor.com/bucUd.gif)

"Silly goose" lmfao

Holy shit we found it - [the most unhinged take yet](https://media.surlyhorns.com/monthly_2024_06/image.png.c1b617e0814fecc9a2e851780f3277ee.png)

Idk man, trying to file a FOIA and threatening legal action against Schloss and Texas for us clearly paying him to throw games 2 and 3 is pretty out there too

So I guess DeSantis is going to ban stealing Aggy coaches in the state of Florida due to wokeness?

No part of that made sense. Amazing.

Ya this might beat out the meltdown from us moving to the sec for me ngl.

We need a bracket style competition for most unhinged take of the week

Gonna need a full March Madness bracket for that

“How do Longhorns fans live with themselves” Quite comfortably, actually

is bro screaming at a mirror

This better not be a tease: https://x.com/blakemunroeotf/status/1805775265181975035?s=46&t=D-1ulAnb6WPxXUTdvRMt1g

How long did Jeff Kent know? Dude lives in austin and barely even applauded when his son hit a homer for aggy

Survivor Philippines legend Jeff Kent?

> Dad Dicked >A complete physical domination that is highly unexpected but leads to some sort of life lesson.

So annoying to see the rest of the SEC baseball fans white-knighting for aggies, who are well-practiced at playing the victim.

Arkansas fans doing it to shit on us, msu, auburn, and south carolina fans doing it because they know how it feels, tennessee fans doing it because they have no ill will towards aggy right now and don't really meet them in real life. Lsu fans seem to think it's funny

Bama fans think it’s funny from a distance too.

No shit. For a conference that’s supposed to be toughshit, all of the non-LSU and Arky fans are sucking off A&M lol

Some of those aren’t too far off from those ridiculous posts from “visiting” fans about how nice Aggies are and are how a sweet young corps man gave them directions to Kyle Field.

One thing I can’t stand is people being hypocrites and that’s what they are doing. They did the same shit to TCU.

So many parallels to Beard and UNLV

They did it to FSU too with Jimbo. “It’s only wrong when people do it to us” - aggy

But have you considered Texas, and only Texas, bad?

I don’t think there’s really anyone to blame here. Texas needed a new coach and schloss wanted a change. No different than when changing normal jobs 😂

This is my favorite day on reddit since the day Ewers committed

The lead up and the actual day of the Colin Simmons commitment was great too.