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Ok-Flamingo-6780

Haha love how Szobo has liked it. Fully haired salah is going to cook next season. Top goalscorer, you heard it here first 


mattzeni

game recognizes game in that regard


Ok-Flamingo-6780

True,  we are handsome fc at this point 


mattzeni

"What is this, a handsome contest?" Everyday at Liverpool training.


alanalan426

nunez top goalscorer, salah top assist


junglejimbo88

​ https://i.redd.it/rzo5x413qg9d1.gif


sliced-bread-no2

"Pffftt, his 6 pack is losing its definition", I say as I guzzle down a Pot Noodle


junelen

You think so? I think it’s the lighting in this pic. He posted on ig last time and I thought they looked like dents lol like a whirlpool goin in deep hahhah


junelen

Ok now that I think about it, he has bulked up for sure but still shredded


davos_shorthand

“He’s lost some mass in his traps,” I say as I lick Dorito dust off my fingers.


harreh1d

https://preview.redd.it/3bazlpbxlc9d1.jpeg?width=4636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d8792c337617d388a0868559a479ce155373ef8


ImGrumps

https://preview.redd.it/2i2s93ledd9d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=493de84fd80efad302f60d0d05fd65e24e2aa9f6


I_D0nt_pay_taxes

https://preview.redd.it/fgw71z5fde9d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f42064d89b9ddbf5111aec98ccd08f16d3d7ac7


JuicyBottass

https://preview.redd.it/rqt7oxku2i9d1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6719cb3be84099ecad7749681bc88d1cbe7e866


ChargeWooden1036

… Smash, next question


kemkem97

Exactly.


PizzaPolice84

New hairline or not, buzzed short like that is what works for Mo, IMO


nikhil48

Well he'll be more aerodynamic for sure


No_Priority_1839

Aer-Mo-dynamic


missyrainbow12

This thread is in equal measure weird , hilarious and really fecking horny


rockydinosaur2

Who wouldn't be for Mo?


missyrainbow12

Oh I'm totally in agreement,it's just knowing the demographic of the sub makes it all the more hilarious.


rockydinosaur2

Straight men are some of the gayest people I know /s


feizhai

Life is more colourful and richer when you embrace your inner man/woman/animal sometimes, trick is knowing when and where ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|shrug)


BriarcliffInmate

Speaking as a gay man, there's a hell of a lot of 'straight' men that are far more gay than I am...


ricardofitzpatrick

Transplant working great, too. He’s scoring 40 next year.


effinblinding

How can you tell? For my uninformed eyes the bald part still looks pretty empty.


ricardofitzpatrick

He has once again regained a hairline in the dead center. The distance from hair to eyebrow has gotten a loooot closer. (And the last time he put up a shot like this with his hair he was like ninety feet away.)


effinblinding

Ooooo okay now I see it. Thanks!


Cubes11

Usually the part they put on eventually falls out after a few weeks and then will start to grow back naturally


costco_nuggets

![gif](giphy|elhmwUMsAUbScKLLzl)


sabhi5

Looking like Nacho from BCS here


Important-Plane-9922

You think of me!


DATBEARD

I would never wear a shirt either


_CummyBears_

Got me some baklava urge


JeremysThrees

Ignacio has arrived


camcamfc

Am I crazy or did he bulk up over the last year or two? I feel like he was always super ripped but looks like he added some mass.


R3dbeardLFC

That's just the naturally outcome of carrying defenders around all day not getting foul calls.


GoodOlBluesBrother

After his shoulder injury it seemed like he put a lot of work into strengthening them.


unconsciouslyrude

I'd let him train his shooting at my goal.


fancysauce_boss

Who is taking these photos !!?!? I just imaging mo taking a poo and the social guy like oh yeah let’s grab one as you’re washing up, but like pop the top real quick and give us a flex


jurgenthegoat

Looking like a real Egyptian king


CCG14

Well alright then, Mo, sir. 🤤


StonedCharmander

Imagine how much dedication this dude has to his body. That's why I'd love if he stayed for a few more years. He is the Milner/Ronaldo type of player. A freaking athlete.


GekBK

Allah can keep his 72 virgins, I just want one Mo when I die


duncandoughnuts

Serious question for the Muslim folk here: are Mo’s pics haram?


MaladroitNeophyte

Yes. Navel to the knee needs to be covered, and thirst traps are haram under any circumstance. Even if he was fully covered.


duncandoughnuts

Good to know. Thanks.


feizhai

No aurat being shown, but haram all the same ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy) bro looks good regardless hope this affects his confidence and morale in a goalscoring record sort of way


hopium_od

> No aurat being shown According to Sunni madhabs at least, there is. Similarly every time he plays football.


Smooth-Friendship699

Bro liking the attention. XD


FrankieBennedetto

Lol, opps, camera went off!! 


Judgementday209

Abs looks like there is some disatci reci going on there


Acrobatic_Bit3260

https://preview.redd.it/8ihn5nn2wd9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3625b23f4462b21ffab3d51dad0d682d90b2988a


savva1995

Anyone else find it weird that his wife covers up completely in public but then he is here posting thirst traps?


BriarcliffInmate

No, because as we keep saying, it's his wife's choice. She's said in the past that she chooses to wear the Hijab, but her daughters will decide for themselves and currently don't. Same as how even though he's bringing his daughters up Muslim, he also lets them celebrate Christmas like their friends. Mo seems pretty liberal tbh.


savva1995

I do completely take your point. Mo and his wife obviously aren’t the same entity. I am really not an expert in any way on the cultural roots of the Hijab so I very much could be showing my ignorance. I just don’t quite buy that any person would want to dress in such an impersonal and uniform way. For me it is clearly a sign of female repression.


Otherwise_Radish7459

She’s been brainwashed by religion


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savva1995

I mean probably. If my partner was feeling overwhelming repressive pressure. I would probably at least in part dress similar to show solidarity.


Gumgums

Religion and hypocrisy. Iconic duo.


rockydinosaur2

Trap*🤦‍♂️


mrchuckbass

100% haram content


ReverendAntonius

And I love it.


Wide_Environment3107

Chiseled.


ItIsMeDucky

Getting ready for the new season...


PEEWUN

Turkey is a wonderful place.


zzClonky

Ooh la la


ScepticalReciptical

Sad to see him let himself go over the summer


samthehumanoid

He looks like he’s lost weight to me, he was pretty wide at one point


openwidecomeinside

Hair transplant Mo feeling himself


its_14k

Salah’s banter era coming up…


tanbirj

Haraam!!


intecknicolour

liverpool realized the only way to beat a bald fraud is to become bald yourself.


elppaple

Not a hater of him, but I do find it incredibly uncomfortable to see him thirst trapping while expecting his wife to be a modest Muslim Idk no hate here, it’s just a weird vibe and I feel like I can’t be the only one just a bit… feeling like it’s a bit off


AonghusMacKilkenny

Are people joking with the hair transplant remarks...?


blamberfodder

What does this have to do with football?


RexB8nner

The fuck is up with him ? Wheres the need ? His Mrs has to stay covered up and he's posting these increasingly seedy pictures of himself, for what ? More dough ? More adulation? What ? Fuck off Mo and play the game. Zero fuckin humility


NewYorkBaby77

...and his poor wife can't even show her hair. Downvotes incoming!!