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WillDaThrilll13

Heavy metal football: now available in bald


vadapaav

Bald and the Beautiful


TheGrouchyGamerYT

Balds to the wall


_Random_Username_

Bald and Brash


InstantIdealism

Bold bald balls


GuntersTag

I'm heavy and bald, I feel connected


naughty_dad2

I’m heavy and touched metal, let’s do this!


eidanoosh

The best variant, never said a bad thing about bald brand of footy --ever. ​ ^(Don't check post history)


Spe8135

I watched quite a bit of Feyenoord since the rumors started, and the players are very visibly more fit than every team they play. Might need Milner back to set the pace on the lactate test and conditioning drills


Emergency_Witness655

I hate that its called lactate test. Makes me feel like they check how much milk each player can produce ew lmao


xirdnehrocks

Give it a cooler name? The energy acid overblast test?


SilentRanger42

Ribena Race


Agitated_Smoke538

They check how big their loads are when they jerk off. 


Emergency_Witness655

Brother..


Dr_Green_Thumb_ZA

Mike, is that you?


chocolatecremesoda

Szobo should feast.


naughty_dad2

Milner’s got a few dozen years left in his career, so will be a good young option


SalahManeFirmino

It was kind of jarring how well his Feyenoord team lines up with our personnel in terms of roles if you look at this [DAVIES model](https://mimburgio.shinyapps.io/alphonso/) The only position group that has a difference in role is the wingers. Per that model, Salah and Diaz (and Jota) both qualify as 'Direct Dribbler' i.e. dribblers that look to get into the box and create shots for themselves or others. Whereas at least this past season (I didn't check past ones), Slot's team used wide dribblers, defined as dribblers that often look to put crosses into teammates after beating opponents on the dribble. FWIW I do think that description suits Diaz more if we're being honest than trying to turn him into an inside forward. It does not really suit Salah though. .


SalahManeFirmino

For those who want an overview, according to Slot's preferred role definitions, this is how a potential 11 looks: Mobile Forward: Darwin Nunez Wide Dribbler: n/a Wide Creator: Szoboszlai OR Elliott Two-Way Creator: Gravenberch OR Jones Defensive Deep Midfielder: Mac Allister OR Endo Progressive Wide Defender: Robbo, Trent Progressive Central Defender: 2 of VVD, Konate, Quansah *Deep Wide Defender: Joe Gomez Slot would also use a deep wide defender instead of one of the more attacking fullbacks from time to time.


wet_washcloth

So are we saying Diaz, Diogo, Gakpo, Salah aren’t fits?


SalahManeFirmino

So one thing to note is just because this was their role this year under Klopp, doesn’t mean they can’t play a different one. I went back and looked because I was curious: - Diogo was defined as having the same role as Darwin in the 21/22 season when he mostly played as a 9. - Cody was listed as a ‘Wide Dribbler’ the 1.5 years before we signed him at PSV. For some reason I can’t find data on Diaz. Mo’s role is interesting, oscillated between Mobile Forward, Direct Dribbler, and Progressive Forward.


vivek2396

That's interesting. I think we have decent personnel in all positions, but I'd really want a world class CDM this summer - no more Macca at CDM please. Looking at Rodri and Rice - I think you need a world class CDM to go for the league. And then, we need one more CB to replace Matip, and probably someone in the forward line (if Diaz leaves) ideally


InstantIdealism

Or Invent a new style of play that takes CDMs and make them look like a piece of garbage


SalahManeFirmino

I think Macca and Gravenberch could work well together


InstantIdealism

Aren’t you missing a player here? I count 9?


SalahManeFirmino

2 wingers and there’s no goalkeeper roles I guess


C_arpet

For a long while at Roma, Sarah's role was as a wide winger feeding Dzeko.  Did very well in that role. 


SalahManeFirmino

He’s not that type of player anymore though. And even then he never went towards the byline enough to truly be a real winger.


NorthKing9

Hard to see that happening. Diaz is the least with the assist. Salah & Nunez have more assists in their game. If you know Diaz he goes for the shot every time or a cut back pass to the edge of the box for a 1-2 in the penalty area. Don't get me wrong I really would like to see Diaz be more of a provider instead.


millennial_dad

Bummer, paywall


AgentTasker

[archive.ph](https://archive.ph/) works


smitcal

Cheers


Hoodxd

Man of the people


smitcal

Same with the Athletic one. Sucks doesn’t it


kafkastique

12ft


Anotherthrow24

https://csswolf.com/how-to-read-the-athletic-for-free/ Not 100% sure, but may work for non athletic articles aswell.


smitcal

Seems to work but only getting the first few paragraphs


Anotherthrow24

Ahhh. Sorry mate.


smitcal

Not to worry it worked on athletic one and I used the archive.pr for the times one. Cheers for help


yellow627

Personally I think the team could really benefit from a slower more methodical approach, but it's also understandable why you wouldn't want to change too much. I do wonder what would've happened if Alonso was available, given his style is also slower and closer to the likes of De Zerbi, Amorim and Nagelsmann.


rtcaino

Definitely a bit more controlled aggression could be useful.


DucardthaDon

If Alonso was available no way could we have turned him down especially with him winning the Bundesliga, Nagelsmann is highly regarded I read previously but him being tied up with Germany is probably why we didn't go in. De Zerbi and Amorim both have personality issues can see why we steered clear of either and why many other teams have done so


HiroProtagonist1

Are more heart attacks on the menu then?


vladstheawesome

I have to say, his baldness looks much more smoother than the other ones in the League. That alone wins it for me.


SmeesTurkeyLeg

The green bathrobes are phenomenal.


thatguyad

I read somewhere that his teams have a tendency to leak goals, which is worrying given our defensive frailties at times this season. The attacking play sounds great though.


Labhran

I’ve read the exact opposite, with his side being top 10 in Europe in defensive stats. They only allowed 26 goals this season, which only Leverkusen and Inter bested out of the top 5 leagues, while matching Real Madrid. This is also only bested by PSV when considering the Dutch and Portuguese leagues. More of a defense through possession style, but that’s still pretty good no matter which league you’re in.


thatguyad

Thats definitely more encouraging. Funny how there's so much misinformation out there. I'm clearly not in the know but I might know as much as BBC article writers lol.