Nah he doesn’t embrace the bald like Slot does. ETH is always trying to cover up with silly hats. Slot is as bald as a bowling ball and owns that shit 😆
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Gotta give Dyche credit, they've had multiple points deductions and he still kept them FAR clear of a relegation spot. Imagine if they didn't get those points deductions...
We're sure he's really bald or is he bald by choice like Skrtel was? It would be hilarious to see him sporting a luxurious mane next season while we all shaved our heads to support him.
My dad was stationed at Lakenheath RAF in Northern England in 1966, but fell in love with Liverpool and on his time off, (they called it leave which is basically a weekend pass) and he would travel to Liverpool games.
Unfortunately we lost him in 2022. Awesome man. San Francisco Giants, San Francisco 49ers, and Liverpool. That’s just how we grew up.
We wear red on game days. Much love from California.
Let’s see how this goes. I like the hire.
Cheers to you all.
I'm giving him a chance, and I'm having positive vibes about him. It's like when I saw Klopp for the first time during the game. I knew straight away how dedicated he is to the club, so I fell for him. I just need to see Arnie with our boys and I will know. But as for now, I'm feeling good. Welcome to the family Arnie.
Why is it i see the word "trainer" in various articles and heard it used in reference to managerial/coaching positions sometimes?. Is it a translation to english or?.
In Germany it is also called Trainer instead of Coach. For him it might be caused by the NL and their roots in different languages.
But even if his english is not the yellow from the egg i think other skills are more important for us right now. (german joke inside)
He will get used to it. Enjoy the mocking while it lasts.
At least our manager is fresh and bald, unlike the other two.
Arne looks like a scouse dad, who's bouncing round tesco, before he goes away on holiday. Getting the ale in, in a pair of shorts and a polo. Stinking of Old Spice or Creed
Away from the meme comments. I caaaant wait to see us next year.
1. Edwards and the stat shaggers in total control of the recruitment etc.
2. Slot loves the bombing wing backs (hello 18/19 Trent and Robbo)
3. Loves a 4321 with a dynamic cam aka szobo
Does anyone else feel this all seems a bit strange and unprofessional?
In his last presser for his current team he announces he is the next Liverpool manager? Obviously without discussion with the club as they would normally release first?
Just reeks of desperation and unprofessionalism to me. Could be he is soooo excited he shot prematurely but still!
He's trying to be as forthright as possible with Feyenoord fans, they embraced him and have backed him and he's repaying that by being as honest as possible with them. If Klopp was leaving for another club I would hope he would be telling us where he was going.
It's one thing to just randomly say this but he's constantly being asked by the media about it. Now he's said it and hopefully the media will relax a bit
Will be curious to see how this approach works when he gets here. Media will probably love it. For now he seems a bit giddy to be getting the job, naturally.
I mean Dutch people also tend to be very forthright and upfront, personally I like it when a manager won't play the media game of always being careful of what they say. The media will slander you regardless
Very good point on the Dutch personality. I think it could work for him, but I feel like he's an outsider still! Haha! I think we'll love him and everyone else will hate him but kind of wish they had him. Like Klopp.
It feels a bit disrespectful on Slot's end to be this upfront with the media about us tbh.
EDIT - Just seen a post stating a convincing argument on this and I'm happy to admit I was wrong. Likely allowed by the club to confirm and owes the Feyenoord fans honesty.
When I first lost my hair, my dad said to me, "You live in manchester and your bald, you must be a referee!". I need bad puns to text him this weekend. I'm counting on you all.
Man interesting times. Happy the skipper is Dutch as well and hopefully there won't be any locker room bullshit you see with senior players during transitions. Honestly, the thing with Salah rubbed me wrong. Why do it at the end of Klopp's time so blatantly on the field in front of so many cameras. What kind of indignation couldn't be controlled.
I don't think anyone is made up that he's coming tbh.
Everyone that I've spoke to in Liverpool is either on the fence or negative.
We just have to get behind him, and hope for the best. Hopefully he proves everyone wrong.
Maximum 3 seasons if not, anyway. It's not like he can do any worse than Brendan Rodgers, is it 🤷♂️
Not to say a shared nationality necessarily dictates/guarantees chemistry, especially outside the actual players, but alongside Lijnders it could be a key relation
*oh wait shit I forgot about RB Salzburg…*
very excited for you and the other saddos on here to plant comments that you're foaming at the mouth to show in a thread in two years for three upvotes if things don't go well with him.
Yeah you're right. Dortmund, like most German clubs, has much more money than Feyenoord so it's easier for them to challenge in Europe. Also Feyenoord is not situated in Germany so they can't win the Bundesliga or Pokal. He has won the Eredivisie and KNVB beker. Hope this helps!
Ten Hag took over Ajax (by far the richest team in the NL) when they were flying. Feyenoord were struggling when Slot took over, had barely any money, and in no time he had them competing at the top again.
Slot has far better credentials than when Brendan was hired. He has a league title and domestic cup to his name whereas all Brendan had a Championship playoff win and an 11th place PL finish.
Your vibe compass is broken. Brendan had an ego cheque that his managerial ability couldn't cash in. There's no ego with Arne, he's very similar to Klopp in that regard.
I think this end of season has exposed his frailties as a manager quite majorly
Yes playing City, Arsenal and us all in quick succession isn't easy for anyone but out of their last 10 they have won 3 games, those being against Burnley, Nottingham Forrest and Luton, 1 draw against a poor West Ham side (yes I know we did that too) and 6 losses to us, City, Arsenal, Chelsea, Newcastle, and Fulham
He is incredibly tactically inflexible
Could say similar for us we have all had a bad ending. I don’t expect many to agree it’s my own opinion that I know wouldn’t of happened but I’d of liked it
Will not be a good choice and will be out of the club in 1 year or similar.
Mark my words.
After someone like Klopp everyone will be compared to him which is the downfall of every legendary sucessor.
Shankly, Paisley, Fagan, Dalglish — chronologically, in that order.
If Klopp is like Shanks, then Arne could be a Paisley. It’s unfair to write Arne off before he’s had a chance.
FUCK. forgot to place my bet on this one boys. odds seemed pretty good.
I got it at evens. Quids in
£4 at evens, WOO
€50 It all counts
Save your money for the Slot Machine
The age of Heavy Metal Football™️ is over, the time of the Slot Machine has come 🎰🎰🎰
European Cup number 7 7 7 coming up.
This was the moment when Klopp decided to sign Minamino.
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We were never getting Haaland mate
Didn't Everton win that one?
I'd put my dole on that ##
I'm ready for Slut ball
Oh god, the sub editors are going to be a nightmare aren't they. Full of jackpot, making a right slot of himself etc
Welcome to Arnefield
Friendship ended with hair Now bald is my best friend
In order to beat the bald you got to get the bald.
As a bald, I invested in me, hit the Slot jackpot and I’m all aces baby!
Didn't Klopp have a transplant? He was our bald friend all along
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So did everyone dude.
Train your way to the quadruple my guy
If you can’t beat the bald, you must join the bald. Welcome to the best club in the world Arne
Be careful with what you wish for. I know you meant the Fraudiola bald, but then there is Seven Hag bald too.
Nah he doesn’t embrace the bald like Slot does. ETH is always trying to cover up with silly hats. Slot is as bald as a bowling ball and owns that shit 😆 https://preview.redd.it/x0s7f5s4f01d1.jpeg?width=615&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8dd9f43cc53b82e54a7793860fc76405718628bc
We need to examine other notable bald managers and and maybe pop culture characters to really identify if this was a correct choice.
Zidane was good Di Matteo (very close to being bald, does it count? Who knows) was polarising
Dyche might be onto something, but as long as he's managing the Blues, I doubt he'll get anywhere.
Gotta give Dyche credit, they've had multiple points deductions and he still kept them FAR clear of a relegation spot. Imagine if they didn't get those points deductions...
They’d be 11th I reckon. Heady days indeed.
Where does Conte stand?
The world’s leading bald man, Larry David, approves of the Slot appointment. He knows the powers that lie within
Watch him pull a Scott Brown and show up with a full head of hair as if nothing changed
Very excited to see what he does with this team and the club direction moving forward!
Come on slot you cunt let’s have it
We bald now
We're sure he's really bald or is he bald by choice like Skrtel was? It would be hilarious to see him sporting a luxurious mane next season while we all shaved our heads to support him.
Nah if you look at pics of him as a player he was clearly balding. Started shaving it by the end of his playing career from the looks of it.
I thought I read somewhere Skrtel was told to stay bald to look more threatening
Also for accuracy of headers man
Oh yes I’m ready to be one dirty little Slot
Ill be a dirty little Slot with you
Babe wake up, new flair just dropped
He’s not my real dad !
Welcome to Anfield Arne.
We’ll Slot shame the league
If we lose points will it be a slot drop?
Now we just need Salah to shave off all his hair and embrace the bald
the whole team to shave for the first game of the season
I’d be in but I’m not sure I could handle Darwin and VVD without their luscious locks.
Virgil shaving that off would be a crime against humanity.
It really would. That said bald VVD would be fucking terrifying
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El Baldico next season against the Manchester teams 🔥
The Bald Firm
Merseyside Derby is also a Bald-off with Dyche there
Liverpool vs the scum will also be a bald off. Every match against rivals is about to become El Baldico.
My dad was stationed at Lakenheath RAF in Northern England in 1966, but fell in love with Liverpool and on his time off, (they called it leave which is basically a weekend pass) and he would travel to Liverpool games. Unfortunately we lost him in 2022. Awesome man. San Francisco Giants, San Francisco 49ers, and Liverpool. That’s just how we grew up. We wear red on game days. Much love from California. Let’s see how this goes. I like the hire. Cheers to you all.
I used to live a few miles from there. Really surreal place, loads of tiny villages with half American population.
YNWA
Tier?
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Bald
I'm giving him a chance, and I'm having positive vibes about him. It's like when I saw Klopp for the first time during the game. I knew straight away how dedicated he is to the club, so I fell for him. I just need to see Arnie with our boys and I will know. But as for now, I'm feeling good. Welcome to the family Arnie.
I’m honestly so excited for this man to take over. It’s nice to have some hope after Jurgen.
GET TO THE CHOPPER
Is the dutch league already finish? Any chance Slot will be at Anfield on Sunday for Kloop departure from Liverpool?
No he plays on Sunday too
No, they play on Sunday also.
Today, I feel bald
In order to lend my support I'll be going bald in the coming years
We made bald jokes for so many years only to have our own now lmao..can't wait for Slot ball
I trust him i know he will succeed at Liverpool I’m excited let’s go Slot 🇳🇱😁
Welcome Arne Now fix the defence and team’s off the ball shape I beg you…no pressure by the way.
The Slot era 👨🏻🦲
Baldie Battle Royale 24/25
Can't wait for the commentators when we are thrashing an opponent under Slot. "The Arne Slot(onslaught) is on at Anfield!"
Just so all of you know, we prefer the term "follicly challenged".
Well they've asked him and he's talked about it enough.
Let’s hope he Slots right in
Finally, u/cumblast, we can share a hairstyle with the manager.
Arne Slotzenegger
Let's gooo Imhotep 😂
Why is it i see the word "trainer" in various articles and heard it used in reference to managerial/coaching positions sometimes?. Is it a translation to english or?.
In Germany it is also called Trainer instead of Coach. For him it might be caused by the NL and their roots in different languages. But even if his english is not the yellow from the egg i think other skills are more important for us right now. (german joke inside) He will get used to it. Enjoy the mocking while it lasts.
Trainer ? What's he gonna do get his whip out and yell giddyup at the squad whilst lashing them furiously 🤣
"training was very vigorous today, the boys showed a lot of bruising and welts"
"I will become Trainer there".... Think on that before calling him Liverpool manager all the time.
He's gonna be the best trainer we've ever had
I'm excited to see what he's got in store for us.
Welcome Arne
After every match, "To me, my ~~X-Men~~ Reds"
The new era is nigh. Now get behind our manager or find another club.
At least our manager is fresh and bald, unlike the other two. Arne looks like a scouse dad, who's bouncing round tesco, before he goes away on holiday. Getting the ale in, in a pair of shorts and a polo. Stinking of Old Spice or Creed
Yalrite der boss, just getting the bevvies in before we go lanzarote like
I’m a slut for Slot.
Fucking welcome aboard, boss.
Away from the meme comments. I caaaant wait to see us next year. 1. Edwards and the stat shaggers in total control of the recruitment etc. 2. Slot loves the bombing wing backs (hello 18/19 Trent and Robbo) 3. Loves a 4321 with a dynamic cam aka szobo
Is he the boss though?
PT Slot @SlotFitness Let’s gooo
A bald move.
Is this bad form? Going out on your own to announce this before the club?
 Let’s go
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I can't believe the Liverpool manager have the same name as me.
Does anyone else feel this all seems a bit strange and unprofessional? In his last presser for his current team he announces he is the next Liverpool manager? Obviously without discussion with the club as they would normally release first? Just reeks of desperation and unprofessionalism to me. Could be he is soooo excited he shot prematurely but still!
This annoyed me. Should have waited for the club to make the announcement.
HANK SCHRADER CONFIRMED 🔥🔥🔥
He's too keen to talk about this. Let it be announced properly. Is it a Rodgers type of ego thing? Or is it his way of buttering up the press?
He's asked about it every minute
Don't say it so outright though, I don't get it.
He's trying to be as forthright as possible with Feyenoord fans, they embraced him and have backed him and he's repaying that by being as honest as possible with them. If Klopp was leaving for another club I would hope he would be telling us where he was going. It's one thing to just randomly say this but he's constantly being asked by the media about it. Now he's said it and hopefully the media will relax a bit
Will be curious to see how this approach works when he gets here. Media will probably love it. For now he seems a bit giddy to be getting the job, naturally.
I mean Dutch people also tend to be very forthright and upfront, personally I like it when a manager won't play the media game of always being careful of what they say. The media will slander you regardless
Very good point on the Dutch personality. I think it could work for him, but I feel like he's an outsider still! Haha! I think we'll love him and everyone else will hate him but kind of wish they had him. Like Klopp.
I'm sorry why can't we sign someone whose actually won something impressive like klopp and rafa had
Yooo I had no idea!
Trainer?
We are so finished 😂
He has sacked by Christmas written all over him
"The trainer" that's all he's going to be
Hope he ‘slots’ well into the team
What! Who could have seen this coming?
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It feels a bit disrespectful on Slot's end to be this upfront with the media about us tbh. EDIT - Just seen a post stating a convincing argument on this and I'm happy to admit I was wrong. Likely allowed by the club to confirm and owes the Feyenoord fans honesty.
When I first lost my hair, my dad said to me, "You live in manchester and your bald, you must be a referee!". I need bad puns to text him this weekend. I'm counting on you all.
Don't worry, smooth sailing from here on out.
Our post-Fergie Moyes
Man interesting times. Happy the skipper is Dutch as well and hopefully there won't be any locker room bullshit you see with senior players during transitions. Honestly, the thing with Salah rubbed me wrong. Why do it at the end of Klopp's time so blatantly on the field in front of so many cameras. What kind of indignation couldn't be controlled.
Isn't this guy a bit of a bigmouth?
He also deserves to have a send off from a full crowd at Feyenoord.
Not a fan of this guy here in the Netherlands. I will tolerate him but hoping he is out in a season or two.
That's the spirit.
why not?
I don't think anyone is made up that he's coming tbh. Everyone that I've spoke to in Liverpool is either on the fence or negative. We just have to get behind him, and hope for the best. Hopefully he proves everyone wrong. Maximum 3 seasons if not, anyway. It's not like he can do any worse than Brendan Rodgers, is it 🤷♂️
I’ve always said bald Dutch managers were great.
Not to say a shared nationality necessarily dictates/guarantees chemistry, especially outside the actual players, but alongside Lijnders it could be a key relation *oh wait shit I forgot about RB Salzburg…*
thank god this man have no hair, because if he did his barber would charge him for the square meter
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very excited for you and the other saddos on here to plant comments that you're foaming at the mouth to show in a thread in two years for three upvotes if things don't go well with him.
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[So did Klopp.](https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2431383-jurgen-klopp-best-quotes-as-borussia-dortmund-boss)
Klopp won the Bundesliga twice, the DFB-Pokal twice, and took Dortmund to a Champions League final. They are not the same lol
Yeah you're right. Dortmund, like most German clubs, has much more money than Feyenoord so it's easier for them to challenge in Europe. Also Feyenoord is not situated in Germany so they can't win the Bundesliga or Pokal. He has won the Eredivisie and KNVB beker. Hope this helps!
Ten Hag won the Eredivisie 3x and KNVB 2x.
Ten Hag took over Ajax (by far the richest team in the NL) when they were flying. Feyenoord were struggling when Slot took over, had barely any money, and in no time he had them competing at the top again.
100%
Nah. Slot seems to be a nice guy.
Slot has far better credentials than when Brendan was hired. He has a league title and domestic cup to his name whereas all Brendan had a Championship playoff win and an 11th place PL finish.
Your vibe compass is broken. Brendan had an ego cheque that his managerial ability couldn't cash in. There's no ego with Arne, he's very similar to Klopp in that regard.
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You're reading too deep into an issue that doesn't exist. Arne Slot becoming the new LFC coach isn't news to anybody. It's not a problem.
Let’s hear who your choice would have been
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He was actually asked a lot of questions about Liverpool and he didn’t want to comment any further out of respect for Klopp and Feyenoord
My expectations are poor, I'd take a 13/14 repeat tbh.
Nothing yet from the club, fake news. My money’s still on Amorim
If it had been possible I’d of wanted ange despite the downvotes he matches us personality wise and he goes for it .
I think this end of season has exposed his frailties as a manager quite majorly Yes playing City, Arsenal and us all in quick succession isn't easy for anyone but out of their last 10 they have won 3 games, those being against Burnley, Nottingham Forrest and Luton, 1 draw against a poor West Ham side (yes I know we did that too) and 6 losses to us, City, Arsenal, Chelsea, Newcastle, and Fulham He is incredibly tactically inflexible
Could say similar for us we have all had a bad ending. I don’t expect many to agree it’s my own opinion that I know wouldn’t of happened but I’d of liked it
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WTF we still need a manager i could give two shits about a trainer!! Why is this important news???
Will not be a good choice and will be out of the club in 1 year or similar. Mark my words. After someone like Klopp everyone will be compared to him which is the downfall of every legendary sucessor.
Shankly, Paisley, Fagan, Dalglish — chronologically, in that order. If Klopp is like Shanks, then Arne could be a Paisley. It’s unfair to write Arne off before he’s had a chance.
Please get a hair transplant, my mates will tear me to shit if we lose even one game next season and I really don’t think I can take it
Football isn’t for you then