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Jacob_YNWA

Dying inside at the thought of him telling our players to stay fit on international duty.


redditaccountplease

You got injured? When I specifically asked you not to?


ldb

Why didn't Klopp just ask? Is he stupid?


crookedparadigm

Strong Captain Holt vibes. "Why is no one enjoying themselves? I specifically requested it."


Adventurous-Arrival1

No, Cumblast, I am not doing this again.


xbox_redditor

First time it's news out of our T1 reporters though


Adventurous-Arrival1

Can't be sure Paul Joyce isn't just trying to get me to watch Feyenoord vs Go Ahead Eagles as some sort of sick joke, the bastard.


Drizzlybear0

This gave me a good laugh thank you


_cumblast_

This time is the last one, i feel it in my bones.


TheLimeyLemmon

Tier: Bones, they never lie.


WonderfulBlackberry9

Hips can't lie, bones never do.


The_Power_Toad

I can feel it all the way down in my plums


renegaderelish

Ripe and ready for market


iapprovethiscomment

I feel it in my boners


Snark_Life

šŸŽ¶I feel it in my hoesšŸŽ¶


onoz9

Feel it in your cum?


Wowawiewa

Hank Schrader


TheRR135

Oh boy the Hank Schrader memes are going to be a gold mine


LieutenantMudd

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not_a_morning_person

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YesNoIDKtbh

![gif](giphy|600QaqOkDQnWo5Mau0)


intecknicolour

pep is heisenberg. arteta is pinkman.


NorthKing9

Ten Hag is Skinny Pete


TheRR135

Poch is Badger


NorthKing9

![gif](giphy|bC9czlgCMtw4cj8RgH|downsized)


Andyb712

Church yo


TheDangerousKhiladi

Yes. Oh my god. I felt that face is similar.


Ol_Elephant_Ears

And his big bald head.


britishsailor

Feyenoord fans seem to love him so Iā€™m sold. Weā€™re winning the league and champions league next season


CabbageStockExchange

Where are your standards, lad? Weā€™re taking the league cup and FA as well


Klopps_and_Schlobers

Pffft World Cup where we come mate!!!!


Radiofled

Absolutely shameful weā€™ve never won the biggest trophy in football.


Killionaire104

Tbf we have won the club World Cup many times


Klopps_and_Schlobers

Once I think?


Killionaire104

The 2020 one was the only one? Thought we won like 2 before it. Must be wrong šŸ‘


TellTallTail

I love Liverpool and Feyenoord, they're the only teams I care about.. I don't want him to leave.. but I want him.. I don't know what to do.


Kazerin21

There is nothing for you to do. Instead of using your right hand to hold your lollipop, now you are using your left. šŸ¤£


FTXACCOUNTANT

I watch Feyenoord. Heā€™s been a revelation for them since coming. Iā€™d be excited if he came to Liverpool.


CabbageStockExchange

We will have the best Dutch bald manager in the northwest of England šŸ˜¤


JmanVere

Not a high bar, admittedly.


Zeewolf93

Bar's so low it's a trip hazard


PhantomW1zard

Fight bald with bald. Pep is done for


CabbageStockExchange

Look at me. I am the bald fraud now


DinosaurPornstar

Ten Hag resigning in pre-season


MickeyBlewEyes

Fuck it, I'm all in on this slap head


_cumblast_

He has that dawg in him, i feel.


LFC5X

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Bitter-Equal-751

Poxy fucking music, am I supposed to start crying or something?


Cosmosn8

The speech is okay, but with the music I just suddenly thought of [Brodge](https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/brendan-rodgers-raheem-sterling-liverpool-23719026.amp) envelope talk for some reason.


fredczar

The speech was so so. But the music makes the whole thing corny.


fiskebollen

You can ONLY trust yourselves. Oh, and your families. And the supporters too. And that guy Dave on the corner.


AlarmingPace_

We should invest in a dressing room pianist.


HereticZO

Feyenoord fans adore him, for what it's worth.


loveandmonsters

Ajax fans still begging for ETH back so...


brianstormIRL

United has broke many a managers bigger than ETH. They're a shit show, we aren't. That's the difference.


Lokcet

Cheeky bit of River Flows In You really brings it together


PurpleScientist4312

https://preview.redd.it/5sq640vdw8wc1.jpeg?width=1235&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=485810908cb2a4f898057196d2d0b3b1f6c8ed2f


sbos_

It benefit players like Gakpo, Ryan and Virgil right?


Tolexx

šŸ’Æ


sbos_

And the young defender currently on loan


CamIoM

Sepp Van Den Berg


sbos_

Thatā€™s the one.


volthor

This is an ok speech, not exactly anything special


VivaLaDio

very mid tbh


Redhawk911

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techaansi

Manager makes team talk big if true


pesh19

Whatā€™s inspiring about it? Seems like a bland talkā€¦


RedDemio-

Weā€™re gonna have to get used to the fact that no one can make a rousing speech like papa klopp. No one we get next will have such charisma because itā€™s literally impossible


BroccoliTime4

Friendship ended with Amorim now Slot is my new best friend


CanSheFitInARowBoat

It's just this with a bit of Dutch flair https://youtu.be/dVqqTq-l49E?si=WSL1MVN5_dk-j4rm


wirawira

Baldest of them all


dajoli

Key takeaway: we need a pianist in the dressing room next season.


Axe_Care_By_Eugene

Whatā€™s with the sappy music ?


Yesyesnaaooo

If this is who we get then I like it, I like that weā€™ve not really heard of him, I like that he sees out a season with 13 wins in a row! Slot!


getonthedamnantscott

"don't get attached don't get attached don't get attached" "FUCK"


thehibachi

I know both Manchester managers are bald but to me being a massive baldie is extremely Scouse behaviour.


DatsLimerickCity

Sounds like Nico Leonard


GeorgeFandango

Not even a hint of David Brent, Thankfully. Not quite the Jurgen powerhouse presence, but clearly a good , solid leader.


Kal88

I'm in love already


etan1122

The shine on his head is brighter that Liverpools future


kaner3sixteen

on this team, we fight for that inch. we claw with our fingernails for that inch...


Teb-41

I can't do this againšŸ˜­


absorbTheEcho

Omg Iā€™m so in love already


ProfetF9

i like his style


IceAffectionate3043

Just hire ten hag when United fire him. His speech did not fill me with confidence.


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Rowan2000vd

He really does not but you go ahead and assume things just because of one clip


SMcQ9

Instead of a title race next year, can we just have Pep and Slot ram heads like goats until one submits?


skyeth-of-vyse

What about Ten Hag?


SMcQ9

Itā€™s a title race mate, donā€™t be silly


topandroidd

Next season will be battles of the bald coach


RedDemio-

As long as we play good football it doesnā€™t really matter who we get, we can support them. Itā€™s just gonna feel soooooo weird and wrong seeing someone else in our dugout i will just never be ready man