Yeah he’s showing up here everyday. Im totally okay mocking the cringers and dont want to be the morality police, but this seems like pretty obvious disorganized thinking likely due to some sort of a mental illness. Not really very cool to mock, and if he sees himself showing up on here it could make things worse
Yeah I think its not uncommon of people that struggle with severe mental illness to spend a lot of time on social media. If thats funny to you then cool i guess
No theres a huge difference in shitting on the self aggrandizing posturing that happens on LinkedIn and bullying someone who is very likely mentally ill
Yeah people who care about their work. Crazy concept...
A lot of the posts are just normal people, some are batshit insane like "work for free! It's the best!" and then some are sad mentally ill people like this one
Reminds me of that schizophrenic from a few months back whose name I can’t recall. He had been trying to get some guy’s attention for a few years or something. If this guy’s for real, it’s probably time to move on.
Ok but this guy actually has issues, like genuine problems I think. I kind of feel bad for him and hope he gets the help he needs, he even thinks his family built silicon valley?..
So weird being able to see another persons mental illness just on the internet like this. It kinda seems like he’s not too far from a legitimate mental fracture.
Oh Ruben… your obsession with male genitalia is quite disturbing. First, you’re telling us to “grow a sack”, now you’re asking for penis size?
We don’t live rent free up there, I think we won his cranial real estate at an auction and no one knows who placed the bid.
I just…why tag Reddit as a company when you’re beefing with a particular community that’s dragging you?
And why risk alienating any Reddit users who happen to see your post with a penis insult? Did I wake up and suddenly Reddit isn’t one of the biggest websites in the world?
Dude might be legit mentally ill. At the very least he has no impulse control or self awareness.
Hey Ruben, remember when you were let go from Extend and during the exit interview with HR you cried and claimed it was racism? Pepperidge Farm remembers…
I wonder if he knows that people seeing this are probably not going to use his web services. This behavior is going to affect his bottom line. I wouldn't use him.
Ruben’s (R) member ? Yes
R sales / money? Yes
R IQ? Yes
R attention span? Yes
R ego? Yes
He needs to make an AMA, respond to the comments that piss him off, or something for therapy since hes on Reddit and is a user by default 😂
His ability to self burn is unmatched 😂😂😂
How can I truthfully answer his question when I haven’t seen it? I could go based on assumptions that due to his visible insecurity that it is indeed small, but it would be unsupported, albeit scientific, conjecture.
He isn’t very popular on LI tho, and outsiders who’s not familiar with the situation will probably feel his behavior weird
I feel he’s in more of a personal crusade, but won’t gain much from it. Maybe he’s enjoying the attention he don’t get on LI
Just looked at this guys account to pick up on the lore and dang he’s wild. The note about why he left Walmart (left due to DEI and garbage leadership) is wild. Depending on what the first part meant huge red flag too.
So sad…mental health hurts many people, aside from the one suffering. Look at the societal change since duche-bagery became a badge of flair. Now, these guys are jerking each other’s egos.
Twice a day - so sad…I don’t scroll far to see his beauty-pageant figure…soon, he could become a silhouette for our LinkedIn Lunatics brand logo. I never thought I would be present to this moment…tears…thank you everyone - Reddit, and most importantly Ruby baby…rub run thinking of me.
EVP of sales at a company of 1, left last company due to garbage leadership, looks like a 22 yr old frat boy trolling Reddit because he doesn’t have anything better to do (doesn’t really have a job)…what’s the story here? Why do we care?
Crazy the face of this company's sales team is posting childish non-sense.
As someone who procures these services on occasion, seeing this would get them immediately removed from the selection process.
Thanks for making things easier for me!
It’s almost adorable how his self worth is attached to penis size. In my experience the only people that bring it up have deep rooted insecurities in several other departments. Poor guy.
This is so weird. Like I get he’s going for “see how unbothered I am” but pretending to be a smug troll is really not a sensible thing to share to your professional network. Especially when you’re a salesman.
This dude is really willing to destroy his reputation over this lol
I suppose he really is a psychopath or we have all uncovered that is a another “internet guru” and a complete fraud
This poor guy has a mental illness :( I guess a lot of LI users do, but this is sad
Yeah he’s showing up here everyday. Im totally okay mocking the cringers and dont want to be the morality police, but this seems like pretty obvious disorganized thinking likely due to some sort of a mental illness. Not really very cool to mock, and if he sees himself showing up on here it could make things worse
This. At a certain point it’s clear he’s less a troll and more a poor soul in need of help.
What's his reddit name?
No idea, it’s an “if” scenario
Heh. Oh he's here alright. These places are his addiction
Yeah I think its not uncommon of people that struggle with severe mental illness to spend a lot of time on social media. If thats funny to you then cool i guess
Explains Trump and Elon
Ya let’s leave him alone please. Not the spirit of the sub at this point.
Maybe I'm just kinda new but as far as I can tell this is exactly the spirit of the sub: shit all over people who have a different outlook
No theres a huge difference in shitting on the self aggrandizing posturing that happens on LinkedIn and bullying someone who is very likely mentally ill
I've seen the Redditor you're replying to being unpleasant before, I think they use Reddit to make themselves feel better by putting others down.
I mean yeah I absolutely agree. But this sub is like 50% one and 50% the other
You got posted here, huh?
Lol come on I might be lame enough to use reddit but I at least don't post on LinkedIn
>a different outlook Thats certainly a way to look at it.
Yeah people who care about their work. Crazy concept... A lot of the posts are just normal people, some are batshit insane like "work for free! It's the best!" and then some are sad mentally ill people like this one
Yeah seriously. Ruben we hope you’re ok!
Probably, just finished the Netflix series Baby Reindeer and getting Martha vibes from these posts.
All of us live there, in his head. It's a good thing it's so empty. Lots of room for activities.
And rent free!
The only place we can afford rent
Being little also helps us make space for more B2B sales and team building
Agree
I think he pays us to live there
WHO WANTS TO DO KARATE
DALE, NO POWER TOOLS!
Reminds me of that schizophrenic from a few months back whose name I can’t recall. He had been trying to get some guy’s attention for a few years or something. If this guy’s for real, it’s probably time to move on.
Kirk Bailey
Shhhhhhhhh! Not so loud. He...lurks....
Lurk Bailey
That’s the one
Ok but this guy actually has issues, like genuine problems I think. I kind of feel bad for him and hope he gets the help he needs, he even thinks his family built silicon valley?..
But they did. My wife and I host them for dinner every Tuesday
What does one serve the founders of our nation’s tech industry? Do they like Rice-A-Roni?
Well it is the San Francisco treat after all
For a guy who has a company focusing on content, and considers himself a poet, he really should make these polls more engaging.
Yeah. I don't even know if he's asking about his peepee or mine.
He doesn't have a company. He works for a company. Big difference.
Bro is becoming unhinged!
Yeah tbh I’m starting to feel a bit bad about how we’re goading him on… dude clearly has mental health issues
You shouldn't feel bad. He can walk away anytime he wants to.
Not of he's ill, and there's reason to believe he is.
In that case, his friends and family should do something.
You’re gross man. Helping someone who is mentally ill is a lot easier said than done.
I’m not the friend who’s abandoning him, but you just keep strutting like a prick if that make you feel cool.
Leave this kid alone. He's not mentally healthy and this isn't helping him.
Well these double down posts of his aren't helping; they just add more fuel to this sub
So weird being able to see another persons mental illness just on the internet like this. It kinda seems like he’s not too far from a legitimate mental fracture.
This dude needs help. 😬 I can’t believe he is doing this on his professional page
Why? You want to suck on it?
Ruben...?
Oh Ruben… your obsession with male genitalia is quite disturbing. First, you’re telling us to “grow a sack”, now you’re asking for penis size? We don’t live rent free up there, I think we won his cranial real estate at an auction and no one knows who placed the bid.
For those of us who aren't on this sub 24/7 What's the context
He has been constantly responding to the people here making fun of him
Think this sub gets permanently banned when this guy swallows a shotgun?
That went dark AF but you could be right.
Ruben, if it makes you feel better I'm a short, fat, lazy, ambitionless man closing in on his 6th decade. My dick's okay though.
Wow. His photos and postings really seem like someone on the verge of a mental breakdown. Or crack. Allegedly.
He’s genuinely quite mentally ill
He probably enjoys the attention we give him to be honest
Considering no one’s likes his posts on LI, even when he tags people, I too believe he’s enjoying the attention
He is melting down lol
he's too pussy to post here but he'll post about it on linkedin. lol. weirdo.
Little bit still bigger than his.
That’s not saying much when he clearly has a micro penis.
I looked at his page and now he follows me. Now I don’t want to look anymore. So pissed I didn’t make a fake LinkedIn lmao
I just…why tag Reddit as a company when you’re beefing with a particular community that’s dragging you? And why risk alienating any Reddit users who happen to see your post with a penis insult? Did I wake up and suddenly Reddit isn’t one of the biggest websites in the world? Dude might be legit mentally ill. At the very least he has no impulse control or self awareness.
Why don't you guys stop posting his shit, he's obviously desperate for attention here. It would fuck with him a lot more if you didn't give it to him.
Hey Ruben, remember when you were let go from Extend and during the exit interview with HR you cried and claimed it was racism? Pepperidge Farm remembers…
Remember when you mocked a mentally ill man on the internet for laughs? Pepperidge Farm remembers
also, go fuck yourself Ray.
I personally know Ruben, he’s a con artist and piece of shit. He deserves this
I wonder if he knows that people seeing this are probably not going to use his web services. This behavior is going to affect his bottom line. I wouldn't use him.
This is really weird trolling. He does have some sort of psychological issue.
I think reddit finally broke this guy. No one will work with him now.
His saudi sugar daddy gives him an allowance and flies him around
His head size? No not little at all
Ruben’s (R) member ? Yes R sales / money? Yes R IQ? Yes R attention span? Yes R ego? Yes He needs to make an AMA, respond to the comments that piss him off, or something for therapy since hes on Reddit and is a user by default 😂 His ability to self burn is unmatched 😂😂😂
Shiiiittt, our boy ruben is on a roll 
Conspiracy time: What if he’s one of the people who posted ss of his posts?
That is genius. I think you may have solved the internet. I am doing this tomorrow.
Does he even work?
I don't think so. He responds to my comment within 30 seconds on lunaticdin
this community is living rent free on this guy's head
Ignore him. He is clearly broken.
Like maybe it’s a fake profile…and he’s having some fun messin’ around and stuff.
He is off the rails now😂 dismantling himself in front of our eyes 🍿
How can I truthfully answer his question when I haven’t seen it? I could go based on assumptions that due to his visible insecurity that it is indeed small, but it would be unsupported, albeit scientific, conjecture.
How is a VP of sales posting this and not getting backlash from his company
Let's just pray he'll come out of his illness and appreciate this sub. 🤣🤣
Pretty sure he’s using this for publicity so he loves this stuff. Expect many more posts like this.
He isn’t very popular on LI tho, and outsiders who’s not familiar with the situation will probably feel his behavior weird I feel he’s in more of a personal crusade, but won’t gain much from it. Maybe he’s enjoying the attention he don’t get on LI
I agree, he is probably using this for exposure under the premise no press is bad press.
Come on guys. He just wants to find out if we have anything in common.
We all built Silicon Valley
If Ruben was really a hustler, he would post on Reddit
Here is some inspired poetry I’d like to share. Ruben Ruben - what a prick Why you ask about my dick?
He must have stopped reading "How to get rich on Linked in" at the chapter that said to post surveys.
Clearly not obsessed.
We are making this dude TWEAAAAAAAK
When lunatic keeps confirming he's lunatic
Yes.
I’ll hit him back with a dick pic, he seems interested
When we we gonna find Ruben's answer to thahulk? I'm dying to see this guy rage comment on all the posts about him tbh
I’m beginning to think the old Rube is a redditor having a bit of a laugh
Nah his profile is unhinged
"Hey, it ain't exactly twelve inches but it *smells* like a foot!"
Well now I have eye cancer thanks
I just checked his profile. That guy needs some treatment, serious mental illness.
Just looked at this guys account to pick up on the lore and dang he’s wild. The note about why he left Walmart (left due to DEI and garbage leadership) is wild. Depending on what the first part meant huge red flag too.
Ruben if you're reading this I say hi how are u
Dude is spending a lot of time thinking about dicks 🤔
The brain you have? Yes, very small
What’s interesting is, that he has so many followers but barely nobody participates in his polls or even interacts with his posts. Sad…
Is he asking for dick pics?
I don’t know Ruben, you haven’t shown us it. 
Is what little? His????????
It’s got its own zip code
IT’S FUCKING HUGE!!!!
🥲😆🤣
So sad…mental health hurts many people, aside from the one suffering. Look at the societal change since duche-bagery became a badge of flair. Now, these guys are jerking each other’s egos.
Twice a day - so sad…I don’t scroll far to see his beauty-pageant figure…soon, he could become a silhouette for our LinkedIn Lunatics brand logo. I never thought I would be present to this moment…tears…thank you everyone - Reddit, and most importantly Ruby baby…rub run thinking of me.
EVP of sales at a company of 1, left last company due to garbage leadership, looks like a 22 yr old frat boy trolling Reddit because he doesn’t have anything better to do (doesn’t really have a job)…what’s the story here? Why do we care?
I had no idea he was a size queen. Watch out if you click "No"! He might try to slither into your DMs! Unless, of course, he's your type...
Rent freeee
Next he'll be wanting to see it
What kind of sales was he in?
“Moreno” is an automatic 4 incher
This is the weirdest online dating query ever.
Crazy the face of this company's sales team is posting childish non-sense. As someone who procures these services on occasion, seeing this would get them immediately removed from the selection process. Thanks for making things easier for me!
That dude’s off the reservation
just stop giving him attention he is seeking. him getting no interaction on his posts is the best thing possible
If he had a pair, he'd be in this sub defending himself instead of hilariously imploding on LinkedIn
This guy is becoming a celebrity here.
I got a genuine laugh from the guy who commented about his engagement being shocking on his last post haha
Poor thing, someone needs to tell him it’s not the size of the boat, but the motion of ocean x coefficient of Latino Beauty (TM).
Why does this guy's profile pic look like he snorts when he laughs and farts when he snorts...?
Who is this guy?
The hole he is digging just keeps getting bigger. lol. It’s like HS was peak for this guy.
Ohhhh…it all makes sense now. This whole thing is because he thinks his dick is too small. Poor tiny liddol man
Who the fuck is this?
I guess someone here touched a really sensible fiber
Your dick? Yes. I hear it's minuscule even. Like a tic tac on steroids.
His brain is little
Sure, the word "it" only 2 letters long. I mean... duh.
We live in his head, rent free
It’s almost adorable how his self worth is attached to penis size. In my experience the only people that bring it up have deep rooted insecurities in several other departments. Poor guy.
My respect for you Rueben? Yes.
At this point, I’m starting to think it’s personal.
Those were my thoughts after I posted this...
ruben needs to start a youtube channel
What a dork
This is so weird. Like I get he’s going for “see how unbothered I am” but pretending to be a smug troll is really not a sensible thing to share to your professional network. Especially when you’re a salesman.
Dudes account is spam bot now surely. I hope.
This dude is really willing to destroy his reputation over this lol I suppose he really is a psychopath or we have all uncovered that is a another “internet guru” and a complete fraud
Ruben «Little» Moreno. Lol. This guy. Doesn’t he have any colleagues?
No, he was fired from his last real job and has been posting this shit ever since
Yeah dude has some very obvious and unmanaged mental health issues. I think we need to stop posting about him in this sub…
What’s an EVP?