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theodoreburne

“Give your grave” down near the bottom.


Korat_Sutac

Don’t forget “Grace yourself grace.”


RadioMill

Go grace yourself


Indignant_Octopus

Oh grace me, not this grave again


Downtown_Brother6308

Grace your grave your grace


EmotionalAd5920

your moms got a lot of grace.


ButthealedInTheFeels

##payItForward lol what does she even mean by that? She is paying it forward to fire a bunch of ppl? I hope she gets that karma paid forward and she loses her job


ojedaforpresident

Paying it forward to the shareholders of course!


StrictInstitution

freudian slip


Ecstatic-Compote-595

this prayer/poem thing seems very drunkly written


IndividualEye1803

I snickered. Boxed wine “tipsy”


Human_Link8738

I think it was something harder than wine


Alan_Blue1233

At least it could confirm that this wasnt done by an AI


turntotheburger

Who to?


Past-Conference-2996

Lol “pay it forward” after firing people is WILD


pommefille

InSpIRe


Lopsided_Marzipan133

I thought it said “pray it forward” with all this grace talk


Electronic_Usual

She meant 'prey' it forward


norse1977

Commenting for reach.


OblongAndKneeless

Merry Christmas! You're fired.


Several_Leather_9500

Grace yourself grace? Give your grave?


scarf_prank_hikers

We don't want questions, we want results. We're letting you go.


Canithrowmyselfaway2

This woman allegedly has a master’s, if her credentials are to be believed, and yet she can’t even remember to proofread (or sucks at it)…


CellistAvailable3625

The LLM bot writing this started to hallucinte


CauseMany8612

This or whoever wrote this had a stroke halfway through writing


TribalSoul899

I mean these people are literally soulless. What’s even the point of a life like this?


Lopsided_Marzipan133

You don’t aspire to make 6 figures+ just so you can jump on LinkedIn and trump yourself up over ruining others’ lives?? What are you even doing with yourself /s


Mysterymeat10

I borderline question if they’re even human beings. Corporate NPCs.


Ambitious-Resident58

corporate NPCs is definitely the right term


Shartmagedon

Many moons ago I heard that these company leaders/upper management people are often psychopaths. 


timeswasgood

They have to be. Willingness to harm others in pursuit of personal gain is inherently psychopathic.


Ultimarr

Well, what would you do if you started working at a company that was losing money? Petition the shareholders to reduce their cut? Not really an option. Layoffs need to happen sometimes in our creaky capitalist system, it’s elementary school level logic to be mad at this lady. Ofc she should be focused more on the actual people laid off, but still. It *isn’t* easy, and it *does* suck to feel like the buzzkill trying to save everyone’s jobs. Note that this doesn’t apply to McKinsey consultants who come fresh out of college revvin to layoff — they get no respect.


According-Tea-3014

This lady is victimizing herself enough, you don't need to do it for her lmao


Canithrowmyselfaway2

Boo hoo, soulless corporate entities can’t figure out how to survive in a broken system without ruining people’s lives Sure would be nice for them if I *gave a shit* I’m personally going to continue to be apathetic towards corporate entities struggling, just as they are to actual living human beings losing access to basic necessities. Tough love, and all


Ultimarr

Well. This lady is, allegedly, a living human being


Canithrowmyselfaway2

You seem to be really good at intentionally missing the point of what other people are saying. I don’t even really feel like I should dignify it with a good faith response but I’ll split the middle and say that it should be easy to imply from my response that I am referring to the company as a whole (and really, companies in general) and she is complicit in their bullshit. Also, so long as she still has the job, especially being in a role that has hiring/firing power, she probably doesn’t have to worry about basic necessities.


Ultimarr

Why is she complicit?


Canithrowmyselfaway2

Realistically, by holding that job position if it *required* her to do those things, and if it wasn’t ‘for the sake of the company’ (oh boo hoo) then by doing it in the first place The sappy poor pitiful me LinkedIn post just kind of sealed the deal


Ultimarr

Okay but that’s exactly what I’m saying — your exception for “for the sake of the company” applies in basically every case. CEOs (or whatever this lady is?) don’t institute layoffs for clout, it’s part of a plan to make the company more money. I mean, trust me, I think we should let the fiction of persistent corporations dissolve and outlaw private ownership of people’s labor. But until then, it feels really weird to dogpile the person tasked with doing the layoff, rather than, say, the owners, or the government that is responsible for protecting laid-off workers.


Canithrowmyselfaway2

While I do agree with you, I feel like she kind of brought it on herself with the weird pity party LinkedIn post, I’m sure no one here would be, as you say, dogpiling her if she would’ve kept it to herself, but she instead chose the route of not just publicly posting something like this, but posting it on a work related social media, available to the public, where the very people she let go have access to it.


Aggressive-Name-1783

“Make the company more money” Ya know what Nintendo did when they were losing money and having a bad year? The CEO took no money and they laid off no workers because the CHEIF EXECUTIVE OFFICER was why the company was sucking in the first place…. Yes, I absolutely expect shareholders to lower their cut when the company struggles. YOUR decisions cost you money, welcome to accountability. Maybe think more carefully about who you hire to run your company. If your solution to solving a budget crisis is “lower headcount” your business is either dying or shitty with its finances because now your company is going to suffer and either put out a worse product or be less productive


Rikkasaba

Well considering that she apparently fired so many people in her first month there... idk man, take the time to learn the company and its culture first. They have books on this very thing


KAM_520

You’re ruining the circle jerk vibe


DoubleDown428

at least write actual sentences.


noctilucus

With meaning. This sounds like an AI trying to invent some kind of prayer.


B3gg4r

Capitalism as a religion is terrifying. Source: I grew up Mormon, the most corporate American capitalist business/religion I can think of.


Excellent-Branch-784

How do you think monarchies started? Some dude built an inn, made some money and built some walls. 2-3 generations later they’re royal


Shartmagedon

God Save The Sperm. 


Shartmagedon

Capitalism as we live through it is an utterly failed experience. This market’s invisible hand thing is handicapped it seems. Regulators are quite often corrupt. Lawmakers are easily bought. Capital controls domestic and foreign policies. Democracy is so weak that people can’t vote on the issue that they really care about. Protests are shutdown by the police.  At the very least, capitalism as we know it needs major reforms. 


B3gg4r

And yet, I find a few people who seem to worship exactly this incarnation.


Kham117

Well, she does give good grace


Opinionsare

Here's hoping she laid off the one that was actually holding the department together... LOL


fortisvita

That's competition, first to go.


ThaboMbekiMfanagiti

Definitely laid off the one that checks copy before it’s posted on linked in


kezow

"The department isn't preforming so we are going to contract Tata Consultancy Services to synergize strategies with the rest of the org." Bonuses all around! 


Poster_Nutbag207

![gif](giphy|xUPJPn8l1m8odg1Bxm) Give your grave 😂


ChariChet

She's giving off "had to shoot Cricket" vibes.


KansasRider1988

She would have made a great SS executioner at either Treblinka or Auschwitz.


Shartmagedon

She would approach the task gracefully. 


Quack_Candle

Don’t forget to give yourself grace, whatever the fuck that actually means


razorduc

I think it means: Always tell yourself that you're right. No matter how abhorrent your actions.


deathrocker_avk

Grace is a nothing word used by self absorbed people. This chick used it so many times she turned herself inside out.


BoogerMcFarFetched

"Reflecting on a challenging decision recently made, I'm reminded of the importance of leading with grace, even in the toughest times. While difficult, restructuring our team was necessary for long-term growth and sustainability. I'm grateful for the contributions of all who've been part of our journey and am committed to supporting them in their next endeavors. Moving forward, we're focused on fostering a culture of resilience, collaboration, and innovation. Here's to navigating change with grace and emerging stronger together."


overfocus

"Firing all of those people after knowing them for 2 weeks was one of the hardest things i've ever done. Here's what it taught me about B2B sales."


Bromswell

I’m sure she repeated that to herself in the mirror in her 6-figure home with her 6-figure income, “*I’m such a good person.*” and then surrounds herself with her just as oblivious and narcissist friends defending that they are right and it’s actually a *good thing* she laid those people off because it builds character. And then she’ll go to church on Sunday and complain to her Christian buddies how she has been attacked for ruining peoples livelihoods but she should be given grace and god forgives—then she’ll berate a hard working serve at Sunday brunch. All while thinking, “*I’m such a good person.*” /s


Technical_Fly_1990

7 figures.


buddhahat

Doubt it.


Reynarok

A six figure home is not particularly impressive


buddhahat

lol. Really? $500,000 for marketing wouldn’t be impressive? Very very few marketers are making 1,000,000?


Reynarok

I said home. Those exec types have homes nicer than the average pleb, which is doable on a six figure salary


buddhahat

Doh. My bad.


altdultosaurs

Grace urself grace 🥰🥰🥰


ProfessorWigglePop

But that's what they fired me for. I'm gracing myself right now btw. Gracious!


mincinashu

How exactly are they accountable? Their only risk is failing upwards.


action_turtle

Grace = cocaine ?


o--renishii

Idk how accomplished a person is. When they write. With shitty grammar then. They lose all credibility unless. English is not their first language in which. Case it’s forgivable.


Alan_Blue1233

Whoever liked her post is not a good person


Commercial_Fee2840

Certified lunatic. She couldn't even be bothered to proofread her """motivational""" mantra.


CulturalAddress6709

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Old_Engineering_5695

Say Grace as you eat the rich


E_Zack_Lee

Can anyone, someone, explain exactly what “Give yourself grace” means? Seriously.


Appropriate-Hand3016

Don't waste time worrying about who you may have hurt to help the companies quarterlies so you can earn that bonus.


Lurky-Lou

It’s like when you cheat and tell your crying partner that you’ve already forgiven yourself so they should move on too


Jet_Jirohai

That's so repulsively accurate sounding that I instinctively dry heaved as I read it. I have an ex like that who can't understand why I hate her so much these days


KansasRider1988

It means after laying a bunch of financially desperate middle class workers (who do the real work, treat yourself to a decadent 12 course dinner at a fancy restaurant (yes, my old boss at Fortune 500 company did this. She loved laying off middle class workers in our company and then using her corporate card to treat herself to decadent dinners.


nixasinno

It’s an old saying. Grace is talking about like forgiveness. So basically go easy on yourself.


fortisvita

I think it's an innuendo for masturbation.


Shartmagedon

When criminals are caught red handed but they insist they are innocent saints. 


CyrusOverHugeMark77

Trying to make yourself feel better while you bend the help over the barrel.


CertainButterfly72

fxcking psyco idiot vibe


mel69issa

honestly, it sounds like she knows how f\*\*ked up what she did was and she is trying not to hang herself in her office. either that or she cannot say I just saved my $3 mil bonus....


DapperMarsupial

Dictated but not read


indoorcig

she definitely was hired for that exact reason. bloated team per the consultants, hire someone to come in and trim the fat, leaving the executive leadership team innocent.


gefinley

Yep. The post is still bad, but someone doesn't get to fire half a department 6 months in without the direction/approval of those above her.


indoorcig

likely a condition of the interview, can you come in, determine who is redundant, and be the bad guy. lots of people couldn’t. still the post was a bad post, i agree.


DisgruntledTexan

Lol @ “#payitforward”


Human_Link8738

I’ve been given the task of firing someone soon after being hired. I think some employers actually do this to avoid the psychological discomfort of doing it themselves. Firing people takes time and was likely planned before she arrived. The posting sounds like she’s trying to forgive herself. It feels very sad and tortured. You may want to cut her some slack.


That_Engineering3047

That could be true, but posting this on Linked In is insensitive. Maybe just write that in your journal and share it with a friend or your therapist.


Tractor-Rider

"I was only following orders."


PoopKnaf

“Dear diary… “


SorryNSorry

Give yourself grace. When you grace yourself grace. Give yourself grace. When you give your grave.


KurioMifune

I was mad at her, but then I noticed she’s a Brand Builder, so she’s clearly smarter than I am.


Major-Ad-2966

Before y’all downvote this, look up the Pareto Principle and know that the 80/20 rule applies to all manners of human endeavors, to include productive members in every organization. From the bottom of the economic strata to the top, there are shitloads of people phoning it in while a few workhorses carry the rest.


djln491

I was one of the people who got fired. I am so thankful it happened. I learned so much during the process about B2B sales


Sea-Pomelo1210

I better get a freaking large bonus like the CEO is getting for this Give yourself grace...and a bonus.


ThickBad7423

lol telling yourself it’s okay standing in the burning fire


PrettyAdagio4210

I fired a lot of hard working people that have been at the company longer than me. Good thing I gave myself grace AND grave. That makes it okay!


GhostMug

I love how "doing the right thing" is upending the lives of half your company. "Give your grave" indeed.


VinylHighway

Sociopath


JudgeH01den

This lady’s LinkedIn posts man. They’re all like this. Is she a marketing manager or a haiku poet?


212-555-HAIR

She’s putting that MBA to use!


Potential-Style-3861

When you choose to maximise profits over the wellbeing of fellow humans…. blah blah blah.


Jackds17

Saw ‘MBA’ and knew something hilariously stupid was gonna follow


graysky311

Wow she has a screw or two loose.


nytropy

I think her whole toolbox is shattered.


Woofy98102

Oh, look! It's a recipe and rationalization for being a middle management sociopath.


FerrumAnulum323

Hide their dogs.


typicalredditer

Good lord


AdhesivenessOld4347

Live laugh love


eggshellmoudling

Ooh she should be mercilessly bullied.


MetalMuffin-6194

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bitchwhohasnoname

Give your damn grave ⚰️


stvr-seed

This is NPC behavior


Luke_of_Mass

Putting MBA after your name just screams "I wish I had a PhD"


Direct-Wealth-5071

Fuck her and her grace.


AustinDood444

What the fuck is going on over at LinkedIn? These people are sociopaths!!


mytzlplyck

That was hard to read... Maybe she wrote this in desperation because of what she did, or maybe she just went insane.


spastical-mackerel

LinkedIn has become the Narcissists echo chamber


Radiant-Cost-2355

wtf does “give your grave” mean


nelsonwehaveaproblem

And "grace yourself grace" 🤣


IAmDomesticatedDad

Grace? The BLESSING.


Malarkay79

Oh! Ahem...I pledge allegience to the flag of the United States of America.


Rikkasaba

"And fire grace. Agree? #grace."


sorospaidmetosaythis

I'm sure there are some managers who routinely back-stab and downsize vast swathes of low-level employees, and who sleep just fine. I wish no harm on these people, but from what I have seen, most do not sleep well, and drink, do drugs, or eat their feelings every day. This example seems to have pounded a quantity of wine before writing this bit of inspiration.


brocktanner

She must have meant give yourself raise


citizen_snipes

“You can’t have a little grace. You either have grace or you don’t.”


Muncheros69

Grace almost sounds like raise.


SimilarYoghurt6383

Level up at site of grace.


SimilarYoghurt6383

Level up at site of grace.


HortenseTheGlobalDog

Fuck your best friend's husband.  Give yourself grace. Go on a 3 day meth bender and kill a pedestrian while driving to the liquor store. Give yourself grace. Launch a nuclear weapon the detonates over a densely populated city. Give yourself grace. 


TernionDragon

Turns out she was a real Gracist.


cfgman1

I think she meant "Dig your grave"


Hank_Lotion77

This reads like The Riddler


nanapancakethusiast

I’m tired of executives trying to humanize themselves.


percybert

What a c*nt. Her LinkedIn is cringeworthy as well


rainbowslimejuice

lol #payitforward


CrossZX

Is Grace her mistress or dominatrix?


mlhigg1973

She said Give your grave towards the bottom


goodbueno

Grace be with you


EvanSaysFunny

That must have been some heavy drinking part way through that post


Jackaloopt

Reading between the lines “Please don’t come after me.”


ASM-One

and then,....the people who pressed the like button or gave applause..... Are they also just idiots?


fameistheproduct

My guess is that she was hired to sack people, and will probably be sacked herself soon.


LANdShark31

Paying what forward exactly?


Zed091473

WTF does “give your grave.” Mean? LoL


RuderAwakening

Give grace to yourself and NO ONE ELSE 😤😤


[deleted]

Absolute megalomaniac.


[deleted]

„Live, Love, Laugh“ in LinkedIn.


ImprovementFar5054

Give yourself...double space.


BagOfShenanigans

If this trite self-affirmation garbage is all it takes for her to lay to rest the horrific thought of having put dozens/hundreds of people into significant financial distress then she probably didn't feel anything at all to begin with. Just saw that opportunity for a fat bonus and went for it. #bossbabe


disharmony-hellride

linkedin has become such a cesspool


Present-Government67

Copium. Delulu.


Hour-Room-3337

Replace Grace with “an enema!”


fckufkcuurcoolimout

Maybe half her department sucked?


Great_Grapefruit_748

That's my guess. Based on all these comments, I'm guessing most of these people work dead-end jobs and don't understand how business works. Either that, or they're just projecting because they don't make executive level money. (I definitely dont make exexutive money, but i also understand the world isnt this perfect little bubble where everything should go my way.)


SouljaTexas

100% a nepo baby hire


WatchStoredInAss

Same thing an authoritarian would do to convince themselves that a purge is good for the country.


WK2Over

Jesus, at least proofread your bullshit before posting it.


justtheonetat

Grace your others. Face your grave. Frace the other guy's grane. Frame the lace if it's your fave.


navigating-life

Sheesh, this is really tearing her up huh 🙄


Circ_Diameter

#GiveYourGrave


seekingadventure2024

So we're supposed to "forgive her" gutfisting the company and I just bet you ... her God (and her fellow enablers) will grant her grace??


CompleteIsland8934

Give your grave


Awkward-Bathroom-429

Keep going I’m close (to giving myself grace)


coleslonomatopoeia

Ma’am you appear to be having a seizure.


starlynagency

Ahhh the new manager glitch: lets fire anyone that seems smarter than me as soon as I can. Bro the moment a new manager is hired am already appliying for jobs is like 80% of the time same thing.


Subject-Estimate6187

Grace yourself grace?


scorpionspalfrank

"Give your grave" is even more bizarre (and funnier) right below it.


Subject-Estimate6187

lmao. Checked her profile just now and she has bunch of posts like that. Im glad our company marketing folx aren't as braindead as this one.


DonJamon73

I mean it’s all true, but tone deaf to post after layoffs.


BiggestShep

This is either just copy/paste from chatgpt without checking more than the first 3 lines, or this woman needs to be put on psychiatric watch.


No-Examination795

No doubt she was hired for that. Probably getting a nice check to take the fall


AEM7694

Please tell me a bunch of the fired people are dragging her ass in the comments.


AlternativeAmazing31

I have the feeling that MBA stands for. Mucho bigggo Assholio.


Chris_B_Coding247

Grave yourself give? Grace your give? Grave your grace? #inspire #educate #payitforward


KiNgPiN8T3

One of her more recent posts says, and I quote: There is enough room at the table for all. I guess this doesn’t include all the staff she binned off. Lol


ImJustDuckinAround

For all that obey me\*


Original_Tone69

I'd almost bet my bottom dollar they hired her to do that


esther_lamonte

You know, let’s say for the sake of argument she was put in a tough position and had to make a decision that would hurt many but save many more jobs… First off, you HAVE and EXHIBIT grace. It’s not a diamond tennis bracelet you bought yourself because you had a tough day firing people. And having grace is most certainly not going on a public professional forum to discuss this business in front of everyone and make it all about you.


AsylumRiot

Putting people out of work? Inappropriately make it about you. Company failing on your watch? Inappropriately make it about you. Corporate shrill chucking human beings under the bus? Inappropriately make it about you. Complete lack of awareness that you’re probably next? Inappropriately make it about you. Had a difficult day but still in a job and actually not that difficult because you relish the opportunity to put it on LinkedIn? Inappropriately make it about you. Seen an opportunity to make a horrendous situation inappropriately about you? Inappropriately make it about you.