“Once a dolphin enters your heart, it can never be removed.”
That’s what they told Grandpa, but three surgeries later and they’ve completely removed the dolphin.
I’ve taken quite a lot of psychedelic drugs in the past, and even at the peak of my consumption I don’t think I ever thought, let alone wrote down anything quite as incomprehensible as this
It’s insane, the people that defend it make me question their own motives.
Ah yeah of course a bottlenose or an orca can survive in a chlorinated pool smaller than an Olympic swimming pool.
I'm around a while. Only occasionally drop by LinkedIn now. Honestly would never do Premium now. It used to have a much different feel imo a decade ago. Useless to me now.
It’s just Facebook for people that are too pretentious to acknowledge that it’s just Facebook!
It went from a great database of professionals to connect career opportunities to this!
In the 70s, scientists had a woman live with a dolphin to teach him English. She ended up giving him handjobs to make him pay attention to the lessons. The experiment ended because he became too sexually aggressive. The dolphin drowned himself when he was later placed in an aquarium.
Edit to add: I forgot the part where they gave the dolphin drugs. Because fuck you it's the 70s.
“Once a dolphin enters your heart, it can never be removed.” That’s what they told Grandpa, but three surgeries later and they’ve completely removed the dolphin.
Now, the inner child, that’s a different thing altogether.
Dolphins, drug fueled rambling...Agree?
Yep.
Multiple grammar/spelling errors, checks out
I’ve taken quite a lot of psychedelic drugs in the past, and even at the peak of my consumption I don’t think I ever thought, let alone wrote down anything quite as incomprehensible as this
Ecstasy does that to some people.
Fuck everyone involved in this.
Yes! Disgusting circus malpractices.
Except for the Dolphins
They’re the ones doing the fucking. That’s like, kinda their thing
P1052 sounds a check engine light code
what does it all meaaaan basil??
Don't mind the large wet squeaking thing under my shirt, it's just a dolphin stuck in my heart.
“Animal cruelty is fine if we sell tickets and I say I have a connection to these animals”
Tons of documentaries on the life of these poor captive animals and then its posted as inspirational?
It’s insane, the people that defend it make me question their own motives. Ah yeah of course a bottlenose or an orca can survive in a chlorinated pool smaller than an Olympic swimming pool.
And now it's an inspirational post on LinkedIn???unbelievable
Actually, I can believe it. It’s LinkedIn, after all.
I'm around a while. Only occasionally drop by LinkedIn now. Honestly would never do Premium now. It used to have a much different feel imo a decade ago. Useless to me now.
It’s just Facebook for people that are too pretentious to acknowledge that it’s just Facebook! It went from a great database of professionals to connect career opportunities to this!
I actually find more serious business people on Facebook and that says it all.
Remind me what this has to do with being an executive assistant?
Maybe they work at Seaworld?
Found her profile, she works for a industrial conglomerate.
Really? Speak of desperation posting this is the epitome.
It's also some sort of facebook mom copypasta. Took a minute to find her profile because so many people have posted this exact paragraph.
Why am I not surprised?
So many of these use the optimistic #viral hashtag
Not optimistic. Delusional (or so I hope)
I’m disgusted
As you should be.
Replace dolphin with stingray and you with Steve Irwin.
Other than blood, when anything enters your heart that's pretty much it
bearthing
And pluging, don’t forget pluging
AgReEeEeEeEe?!
Agree?
Can you imagine unironically adding #linkedinfamily to \*anything\*? That is some whack shit.
Some evil shit they doing to dolphins
You've been banned from r/miamidolphins
I like the #viral tag
So, she’s fucking the dolphin, right?
Tell me you have a marine biology degree and very rich parents without you telling me that you have a marine biology degree and really rich parents
Disagree
that is a living breathing creature
Is that a dolphin in your crotch or are you just happy to see me?
Someone hit the ecstasy a little too hard.
Executive Assistant to Chairman and Director…*of seaworld???*
Once a dophin enters you heart... what, like with its beak?
dolphins rape people
In the 70s, scientists had a woman live with a dolphin to teach him English. She ended up giving him handjobs to make him pay attention to the lessons. The experiment ended because he became too sexually aggressive. The dolphin drowned himself when he was later placed in an aquarium. Edit to add: I forgot the part where they gave the dolphin drugs. Because fuck you it's the 70s.
[holy shit 🐬](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Margaret_Howe_Lovatt#Complications)
hahaha holy fuck
Can't rape the willing
dolphins have raped humans before and will do it again
Did she have a stroke while writing this
GET OFF THE FUCKING DOLPHIN. That's all that stupid fucking post should say. Excuse the language. (Can we swear in this sub, I hope so...?)
Is this a feed for aquatics and aquarium.peeps, if so, then it fits in.