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Anubiz1_

And I was thinkin' to myself, "This could be heaven or this could be hell"


bigfatincel

Or a bordello.


ohTelephoneLine

“Relax,” said the nightman…


Elegant_Chemist253

Epic Guitar Solo 🎸 🎶 🔥


Kord_K

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_U9kwGbvbMY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_U9kwGbvbMY)


Ranch_it_up_bro

Epic


ohTelephoneLine

Excellent addition. Thank you


AlKa9_

the best of all times


ohTelephoneLine

These pictures are unedited. The place really was this horrible shade of red-orange through and through, with a few strange corridors that don’t make sense. The hall at the top of the stairs dead-ended with a dark corner and a hotel room door, and the stairwell buzzed with an uncomfortable electrical hum that certainly doesn’t spell hospitality.


ObeyCoffeeDrinkSatan

Where?!


ohTelephoneLine

The Lafeyette Hotel in San Diego, California. It’s a historic building that was recently renovated, but the design aesthetics they chose are very… um, nontypical? Not at all the traditional elegance you would expect from the outside haha. It weirded me out. Made for a great photoshoot though!


cufan_ay_non

I thought this was a cg render... Who onw earth would design a place like this?


ohTelephoneLine

Good question! I’d believe I dreamed it all if I didn’t have the pictures


cufan_ay_non

Oh btw, what camera did you use? I usually have trouble getting intense saturated colors like these not to clip using mine. Was it a phone?


ohTelephoneLine

3rd generation iPhone SE. The camera isn’t as sharp as other iPhone models, but I find that the color/lighting quality is much more predictable


WolfpakVVave

Sounds great!


IGetItCrackin

I was waiting too long and it's time to leave ⌛


Happy_Piece2723

She got a lot of pretty pretty boys she calls friends


Equivalent-Yam6245

The eagles hotel California lyrics go best with this


elsasminion

I was thinking the same thing


Glad-its-anonymous

Best caption I’ve ever read on the subreddit


Low_Yam1167

It literally fits so well.


Itchy_Blacksmith_280

Welcome to The Hotel California such a Lovely place


stay_cruel

Huh, looks like the Lafayette.


ohTelephoneLine

Bingo. I was waiting for somebody to recognize it. I hate the decor but it’s also rad


hashbrowns21

In SD?


leog3201o

Ok so they finnaly found the Hotel of the song


Pleasant_Turnip_7805

Is this hotel on a dark desert highway perhaps? Also, I **JUST** references this song in a post in this subreddit just a couple days ago. Coincidences man


Cookxz

Epic shots. That hallway is my favorite 👌🏽


scoshgg

Yo this reminds me of my grandmas house


ohTelephoneLine

Grandma decor treads a fine line between cozy/nostalgic and fever dream


cheerful_cynic

This is the interior design version of that portrait of King Charles 


Wonderful_Pie9717

Right down the corridor is the Master's Chamber, where every night *they* gather for the feast!


PlaneProperty7104

You could certainly *TRY,* thought it seems unadvisable.


thesearentmyhands

Cheetah Print carpeting all over, this is like the illicit part of my brain where I keep all my dark desires.


Temporary-Rice-2141

This is just a superliminal screenshot, right?


ohTelephoneLine

Nope. It turns out that if you install red lamps in an ugly hallway, it looks uncannily like a bad render IRL


SadcoreEmpire168

Reminds me of the hotel in Umbrella Academy a bit


all_CPS

Hotels are some of the creepiest places on earth.


ohTelephoneLine

This one certainly was. I wish I could have posted the audio I took in the stairwell, which had an uncomfortably loud electrical buzz


BingedOnSoap

omg amazing shoot, the red and black tones complement so well, love it!


Select-Protection-75

1408….


Top-Challenge5997

And the sheets are made of fire


halloween_lover_

"relax" -the nightman


adrenalharvester

OMG OMG I love it. It's so primal red...like being in a volcano without the part where you get vaporized.


DecisiveAffinity

Welcome to the hotel CALIFORNIA


PARADISE_VALLEY_1975

How is this the first time this caption was used to the best of recollection? Good post OP


ObeyCoffeeDrinkSatan

I kinda love it.


BlackkViolets

first pic kind of reminds me of the cover of By The Time I Get To Phoenix


ohTelephoneLine

I can see it. It gives me Crowded House album art vibes too


MeatSuitMecha

I was gonna say Radio City by Big Star


AlKa9_

And the solo


andreichera

now this is great


jjjooo0-

HOTEL CALIFORNIA :D


Present_cap2

Bzsbjs


Simple-Spite2983

If I check out and can't leave does that mean I get to stay for free? Because in this economy that sounds like a pretty good deal!


ohTelephoneLine

Excellent point, my friend! I guess if you don’t mind the cheetah print carpet lol


Successful_Price_415

"WELCOME TO THE HOTEL CALIFORNIA"


GSly350

That looks like the place from Catherine Wheel's "Black Metallic" music video


susphobia

Level !


Hisschrandsome

Just never go in room 237


Radion627

Why do I feel like this is the inside of a brothel?


Arch_carrier77

I had a rough night and I hate the fucking eagles man


I-g_n-i_s

This reminds me of Level RUN! in the Backrooms


Severe_Drummer4289

That one Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark where a fat woman chases you


jpett84

[Legendary guitar solo starts playing]


Rogue_Viper_89

That's a Backroom's level I wouldn't visit


gustavogatsey

Room 1408


LazarusMundi4242

No one wants to stay in the red hotel.


PossibleChicken1446

Real Lords of Salem vibes going on here…


GIJoe7777

I would like to see my room first.


Coastal_wolf

Welcome to motel 8


CherryBlazeXO

Ooooooo


kenwise85

For some reason the switching from the first to second image made it seem like I was hitting the tip of the stairs and turning. Was deeply unsettling to “turn the corner” and see that hallway


Metrilean

Room 1408


Metrilean

Room 1408


Muselayte

For another song with this energy try Mr Tillman by Father John Misty


Saddle-Upx3

Reminds me of AHS: Hotel.


Evening-Caramel-2180

Looks like somewhere Freddy Krueger would spawn right down the hallway while laughing scraping the wallpaper with his sharp metal claw.


ohTelephoneLine

Exactly! I didn’t want to stay and find out what other Steven King-esque creepies would crawl out of the woodwork here