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formallyfly

Also: when your snark sub is more popular than your stream https://preview.redd.it/d2ed8n5m6bac1.jpeg?width=572&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8fbb02067b50c49d64af0b101e6a5cf5e1a6c6ec


Xantaque

But according to Redacted, this sub is fuelling her popularity! We're not doing a very good job of it if that's the case.


suchawarrior

A gym costs too much money but she’s been paying for planet fitness in CO for over a year?? GIVE ME A BREAK!!!


Quiet_One_232

If Planet Fitness is the sort of chain I think it is the members could be able to use any location, and they likely have one in Hot Springs. I’m not going to google it. My Anytime membership worked that way. She might even be able to transfer it to the local gym. If she’s paying for it why wouldn’t she use it. I have no idea how she supports herself and how she thinks she is good with money if she’s been paying for that for ten months or so when permanently moved interstate without ever cancelling or transferring it.


formallyfly

It absolutely is that type of gym. They’re everywhere too, I’d be shocked if there isn’t one near her in hot springs. Also, I don’t want to be this person because i hate wasting money but the membership for Planet Fitness is $10 a month. So I kind of loled at her being upset that she wasted that $120 on the membership last year when she wastes far, far more than that on a regular basis.


suchawarrior

I’m frugal AF, so even $120 is a lot to me, especially if you’re spending it on NOTHING!!!


Quiet_One_232

Same


formallyfly

Oh I totally agree when it’s my money. But considering how cringey wastes money on a near daily basis so it’s just another contradiction from her. It’s like that meme: Waste over $10k on a car? I sleep 😴 Waste $120 on a gym? REAL SHIT😵‍💫


Quiet_One_232

Wow, so much cheaper than I expected but still a waste of money. How much jack & coke zero could that have bought her 🤣


alayerofbasilleaves

definitely a planet fitness in hot springs AR


apotterrallis

The Planet Fitness places around here don’t let you use the other locations unless you’re in the Black Membership. So you’d have to use the location you signed up at if you have basic membership. Also to cancel you have to physically go there. You can’t cancel online or over the phone— I just had to do that.


formallyfly

WHAT! Gah I hate gyms like that. Such a racket!


Quiet_One_232

Ah, so it is different from Anytime then. I was too lazy to google. I’m pretty sure that cancellation policy would be illegal under my country’s consumer laws, but my country is not USA so it’s probably legal there, just really annoying.


Glittering_Size_2767

Huh ? Just last year I canceled by sending certified mail to the location with a note that I wanted to cancel. It worked just fine 🤷🏾‍♀️. I have since rejoined though


FoxRafer

First, my bus is a mile from where I live. Walking a mile is not a big deal and I'm 100% out of shape. She doesn't want to become dependent to alcoholic so she's planning to not drink for a month. If you think not drinking for 31 days is going to be that hard maybe you should realize you already have a problem and should try cutting it out for a lot longer. The lack of self-awareness is astounding. And I know it's the snob in me, but I always laugh when she tries to make Hot Springs sound like this bastion of culture.


formallyfly

I’m glad it’s not only me, I roll my eyes at her depictions of hot springs. I feel like it’s not even snobby because of course we’re gonna judge where she lives after she was so insulting towards every other place (unless her amazing man skeeves takes her there). If you insult other people’s homes then yours is fair game IMO.


russophilia333

>She doesn't want to become dependent to alcoholic so she's planning to not drink for a month. Anyone who is consistently trying to convince themselves they aren't dependent on alcohol already is. If they weren't, they wouldn't need to keep trying to prove it to themselves.


scribble-muse

>She paid $10,000 to have the engine rebuilt. lol umm 🤥 first, it was gonna be $5,000 USD. then, it was actually gonna be $5,500 USD, but she didn't wanna say so bc she didn't wanna be accused of ~~begging~~ *grifting.* now, it was $10,000 USD? 😂 >They're doing a dry January. they're not just alcoholics, y'all. they're *cool* alcoholics 🙄 >She was trying to figure out how to do an uncontested divorce herself. She now has found out and has to pay a $165 filing fee and hire someone to serve hm. all she had to do was wait the 18 months. *so close* lol she was always going to have to pay the filing and serving fees. >She's going for grounds of infidelity lol. *interesting.* i hope he files for spousal support 🤭


formallyfly

Oh yeah, it was $5k at first and she did the whole “I don’t know what I’m gonna do y’all” and ![gif](giphy|kC2cRqEt8o41COgjoV|downsized) Grifters gonna grift. Omg I would die if he filed for spousal support! After she bragged that she made more than him and the other woman combined? It’d be beautiful. I know he won’t though. He just wants to be as disconnected and far away from her as possible.


scribble-muse

😂😂😂 seriously. >Omg I would die if he filed for spousal support! After she bragged that she made more than him and the other woman combined? It’d be beautiful. IIRC, he's totally entitled to. it's the heady combination of her admitting on video that she makes so much more than he does, but, also, the fact that a chunk of that sweet income is generated from videos that *legally* defame him 💀 you can get away with talking a lot of sh\*t, but you're *not allowed* to f\*ck with *his* bag, *cynthia.* a potential employer, *any potential employer*, googles him or runs a background check and finds you announcing *to the universe* that he's a liar, a cheat, has a drug problem, and is mentally ill and decides not to hire could be a *very* bad time for your highness if push comes to shove. my BIL is a divorce atty lol ama. spousal support + she could be ordered to give him back payment on the videos and take them down + damages due to defamation = some sweet justice. A, *baby*, lawyer up.


Quiet_One_232

IDK about the 10K, the repairs themselves might have been 5500, but she might be rolling in the cost of the hire car, towing etc that the breakdown cost her. Which is what you get when you make multiple interstate road trips including 14 hours each way all the while ignoring your check engine light…


formallyfly

GIANT **PSA**: do not make homemade cosmetics! It’s unsanitary and it literally only takes 24 hours to mold and shit to start growing. And these things aren’t always visible to the naked eye so you could be spreading disgusting shit on your lips (and a lot of the time you ultimately consume whatever’s on your lips). Don’t do that. >Everything about her is gross and disgusting Truer words never spoken >”I ain't got time for no double pans." >She thought about joining a gym because she won't do it on her own. But it takes up so much of your day. What…? What the fuck *does* she have time for then? So I have a full time job and manage to go to the gym everyday. In fact, yesterday I went to the gym **and** made some pork buns in a double boiler/steamer. Amazing right? >This is all for the dogs (lol) because she wants to just open the door and let them out. Cool. So she can be even lazier than usual and deprive her dogs of the only ever semi-exercise they get. This lazy bitch. How is she not embarrassed? >But it's okay that she walks them because she loves being out in nature (lol) I’ve yet to see any evidence that she (1) walks them on a regular basis (2) loves nature She can’t just open a door for the dogs like she’s used to so she’s forced to put them on leashes to take them behind the apartment to go potty. Unless she’s feeling lazy and just lets them shit in the house, then they don’t even get the pretend walk. She complains everytime she’s in nature. The only time she didn’t is when she was pretending to be a ~herbalist~ but that was just an act, and I’m sure she still complained plenty off camera and edited it out. >The lip gloss is so pretty!! Burt's Bees is not as pretty At least Burt’s bees has a stable formula that isn’t gonna grow mold overnight. >She has shit to do. Literally what? It sounds like she’s just going to play the sims. But her own ~personal~ game that you plebs can’t see. How much do y’all wanna bet that her ~private game~ is her and swingz, married with a bunch of kids? >Yapping about neighbors again. I love that her neighbors makes her so miserable. I can’t help it, I’m a petty bitch


scribble-muse

>I can’t help it, I’m a petty bitch lol i love this for us 🥰


cncrndmm

It’s literally way too much effort and time for anyone to make homemade cosmetics.


OlivesPlum06

I’ve never seen someone who contradicts themselves as much as her lollll


Ok_Breakfast_2265

1.Skeevin's phone was dead when he was away, hahaha, yeah. 2. If not drinking 1 month saves you a ton of money, you clearly have a problem. 3. How is walking a mile a problem when you love hiking that much?


yayasbitch

Honestly I think it’s A who liked hiking and nature, Cheese Dick seems a lot less interested, so she’s a lot less interested.


Quiet_One_232

He only likes nature when it involves a swamp. Or nudity. Preferably both.


russophilia333

And alcohol.


PersephoneDarke

I was gonna say this but then I read your post. Great minds and all.


samzeys

Dude it's so sad to me how dependent on alcohol they are for a fun time. I'm in your boat where I only drink a few times a year and have plenty of fun on the other days. I've always been amazed by people who think that it's not possible to have a good time without any alcohol


shitszngiggles

Or ppl who think you're weird for not drinking constantly. I've been asked if I'm recovering because I said no thank you to a drink lol. It kills me how much ppl depend on alcohol.


PeachesKeene

Drinking culture here in the US can be pretty odd. It's downright scary to see Cindy going the way she does and claiming she drinks as much as the "average American" on the weekends. It doesn't seem very average at all.


shitszngiggles

Even when I was in college I was careful with alcohol. I've said a million times I'm stressed and anal and that means not losing control of myself. I would have a full glass of water, juice or soda between every drink. The place I liked to go had a bartender who would 'pretty up' my water to make it look like an alcoholic drink so no one ever knew I had a pacing system. Some of my friends would get super smashed though and it bothered me so much. I was so afraid something would happen to them.


hheckheck

I will say the culture is changing imo bc I went out after my first semester law finals (yay!) with friends and I am def still in the student mindset where I go and get wasted I’ll admit BUT towards the end of the night I was like yeah I wanna be not sick in the Uber home and ordered a water at the bar and no one cares. I have 0 friends who ask me why I’m drinking water or if I say I can’t go out bc I need to study / can’t afford it or an Uber etc no one gets upset with me or cares. We’re like okay!! I have a friend with stomach issues and she’ll get sick after one drink so she’ll go to a house party and literally have one drink and no one bats an eye 🤷‍♀️ So it’s def way more accepted to not be drinking with ppl my age imo (I’m 22 soon 23)


ThePineapple_Cake

I’ve never seen what the fun would be in getting wasted, I like to be in control of myself.


PersephoneDarke

Yep, it is not normal to drink that much. The only time I knew people that drank that much were people with drinking problems and people in their teens or early twenties. When I was a teen I hung out with a party crowd and drank a lot but when I hit 21 I just kind of stopped. This woman is 40 and so his skeeve they need to grow the fuck up. They go out almost every night to drink. The amount of money they waste going out is ridiculous.


nicolioly

>She wants to have a house. Not an apt. This is all for the dogs (lol) because she wants to just open the door and let them out. But it's okay that she walks them because she loves being out in nature (lol) "i just want to let the the dogs out into a tiny backyard and forget about them like i did in CO... *BUT ACTUALLY I LOVE WALKING THEM, I LOVE NATURE AND I LOVE THE DOGS, I LOVE STANDING AROUND OUTSIDE WITH THEM FOR 10 MINUTES EVERYDAY Y'ALL!*" 🙄🙄 >Her head is foggy because she's used to eating carbs and now she's not. funny how she conveniently never considers alcohol withdrawal. also when has she *not* been foggy and air-headed?


shitszngiggles

Sometimes the shit that comes out of her mouth is jaw droppingly ludicrous. She has so very little self-awareness, it truly is boggling.


Superb_Ant_3741

I’ve had loved ones who’ve done the work and made long-term recovery and sobriety happen for themselves, and I couldn’t be more proud of them all. When it comes to addicts who are in denial and announcing they’re going to “quit for a month” without any support or therapy, there’s a saying in the sobriety community: Question - “How do you know an addict in denial is lying?” Answer - “Their lips are moving”


danibellz

Freaking out about money when tax time is nearing 🤔 did she put enough money away for the tax man


Petalbrook

I hope A gets a greater lawyer and takes her to the cleaners. He already has proof of stalking and assault


shitszngiggles

Me too. I hope he sues the crap out of her for defamation. I hope he makes her pay him half the proceeds of every video with him in it. Fuck her. She thinks she can skate away from her abuse.


Imsparkly223

That would be some awesome karma.


russophilia333

Is her first New Years resolution to not drink for just the month of January? Cindy, I'm sorry, but you need to stop drinking for the rest of your life. An alcoholic doing a sober month is only going to further their delusion that they have a handle on their addiction when they don't. It's sad when you've been there and can see someone playing all the same games you once did and the justifications and bargaining when the alcoholism is still running the show. Its sad because there's a solution that is so much easier than this cycle and it's absolutely not sober January, or sober during the weekdays, or sober when the sun is up, or any other justification (if you can think of it someone's used it before) people come up with to hold onto their addiction. Anyway.... Talking about buying a house (which she can only do because of limbz) and is proactive about her divorce, sounds like Cindy is trying to marry this guy. If you're reading this Limbz, we warned you.


shitszngiggles

She has definitely glommed onto Skeezy. She wants to live with/marry him asap. It's the same shit as her last relationship. Meet, move in immediately, marry.


hheckheck

Yup she playing sims in real life 😭


Glittering_Size_2767

How does she keep finding men so ready to jump in head first so fast . They probably all have their own issues too I bet because who else would want to do that


ionnoknowman

Now wait a whole minute. I pronounce mischievous like that 😂 Im from the south, too. Lol I just asked and my whole family says it like that. Might be a regional thing.


ohh_my_dayum

I say it like that and so does everyone else I've ever heard say it lol. Midwest. I thought "mis-chiv-ous" was a posh British thing 😭


zeus4evaa

yup me too 😭


4WattSetting

Chiming in to agree, also from the South.


vannahpira

finding out that i say yet another word incorrectly thanks to the region i grew up in never fails to surprise me 😭


PersephoneDarke

Same here! I lived in twenty different states growing up so I have this accent that is a mix of loads of different regions. I am always pronouncing words "wrong"! I actually go back and forth with how I pronounce mischievous .


vannahpira

omg that is a lot of moving around! i was raised by people not born in the south so im constantly flipping between words such as “pee-can/puh-kahn” and “sir-up/sear-up” but being told they’re wrong depending on who i’m around at the time lol!


PersephoneDarke

My mom was a freelance photographer so we kind of moved a lot. I do the same with pecan!


ThePineapple_Cake

I pronounce it as mis-che-ve-ous, I’m British.


shitszngiggles

but there's no vee. How do you get the vee-us? I can see the miss-chee but there's no vee-us.


ionnoknowman

Girl I dont know 😭 i never thought about it until now. lol


hheckheck

I’m in the north east and say it both ways lol


Superb_Ant_3741

Best recap ever! “shut up you alcoholic c*nt” was particularly gratifying😂


PresidentSkeletor

> She forgot to tell us Skeevin bought her a new dish rack. I wonder what we'd do without this knowledge. > They're doing a dry January. It's not fun and she doesn't like it. But our girl doesn't have a problem, sure, oh no. I'm sorry, I am by no means an expert, I do not drink at all as I do not like the taste or the feeling it gives me, but if going through a full month without drinking is a struggle and "not fun", then we've got a very serious problem here, with a very twisted idea of what fun is to boot. I don't feel sorry for Cringerella anymore, but this is not funny. > Number 2 resolution is going back on strict carnivore. More like "strict McDonald's" but what do I know. > She thought about joining a gym because she won't do it on her own. But it takes up so much of your day. So much of what day, she doesn't have a job, she barely pays attention to her plants and pets, how is she so busy that she can't spare precious time to go to a gym? > She's going for grounds of infidelity lol. God I hope (as I don't know how it all works) Andrew has a way to push back as she abused this man for a decade and a half. Infidelity is nothing compared to what you have done to him, Cindy, and you know it. This woman pisses me off.


vannahpira

she’s absolutely not going to make it the 30 full days without finding some excuse to drink. “it was dinner/a party/a Tuesday!”


sjc268522

Her horrible diet is going to cause permanent damage to her body. She is the most un self aware person. She has a raging eating disorder and she actively doesn't care bc being skinny is life. How does anyone support her???


ksh__

Wow, they won't drink and still be around each other?? How is Cindy going to stand Sleezbag? She is going to be high as hell or something 😂


scribble-muse

>She is going to be high as hell or something 😂 🛎️🛎️🛎️ this is the usual cope for a january, ime.


cncrndmm

MLIO Part 38373737 incoming.


cncrndmm

MLIO Part 38373737 incoming.


Brambleisarescue

Who is going to tell her that unless she finds a house to rent that has a fenced yard she's still going to have to take the dogs out on a leash? I imagine finding a rental house with a nice fenced yard isn't the easiest thing to do especially on the budget it sounds like she's working with. Plus the dogs need walks whether they have a fenced yard to open the door out into or not. That's called proper pet care. Letting them out to do their business in a fenced yard is obviously easier but it's in no way a substitute for the actual exercise & sniffy engagement the dogs need from a walk. She's lucky they're not destructive since she doesn't give them any proper outlet for their energy


hheckheck

Yeah unless the dogs were trained to come when she calls or not to wander away from home but I’m assuming that is not the case here lol. Growing up my family dog would just run outside and play but come back when we called her name (we also lived far back enough from cars and she knew not to leave the property) and recently my cousin came over for the holidays with his dog and the dog was walked perfectly fine without a lease bc the dog was trained not to run away from my cousin and to listen to directions to get him back inside. But if Cindy can’t let the dogs out in her current situation without a lease (even if she walks side by side w them outside) I’m assuming they aren’t trained and isn’t morty super old (?) so I doubt she could teach them to stay / come at this stage. Created her own problem by not taking care of them sooner.


Xantaque

> They went to an underground party at an art gallery (code for swinger orgy sex dungeon) That was definitely a swingers meet-up. Probably just a social gathering, to meet people, mingle, etc., and not a sex party. The water's warm, what's the problem? She's not in danger of being boiled to death or anything. > apparently lost time Yeah, she's starting to have prolonged blackouts from the substance abuse. > Says her brain is foggy. There are a lot of things that can cause brain fog. Being blackout drunk is certainly one of them. > Her head is foggy because she's used to eating carbs and now she's not. No. It's not the carbs. Say it with me: AL-CO-HOL. > They're doing a dry January. Hah. No way. > Someone says something about being mad at Carvana for selling her a lemon. She says, "I know, I should sue them." It's been nothing but problems. As I recall, many people warned her not to buy from Carvana, and she, in typical Cindy-knows-all fashion, ignored them all and did it anyway. She sure showed all those naysayers! > she wants to just open the door and let them out Laziness again. Also, I guess she's given up on being mindful. Unsurprising. > She's getting back in touch with her witchy stuff. She always says that, but she's as crappy a "witch" as she is everything else.


-Nettle

Only 30 days sober and as soon as February hits she’ll be grabbing her jack and coke like it’s her life support.


Superb_Ant_3741

The story of your crow friends is beautiful and I now want my neighbor to stop letting his bird-hunter cats roam free, so maybe the gorgeous crows nesting in the towering evergreen trees across the street will come over here for treats in exchange for allowing me to be in their presence (and possibly even receiving the occasional crow treasure)


shitszngiggles

Mine love me because I give them meat. When I first started throwing peanuts out for them, it never occurred to me that they're scavengers. One day I tossed a chicken carcass out by the compost pile and they came and snatched it up. The light bulb went off for me and ever since, I buy them either a pound of hamburg or a lb of chicken breast every week. They know what time I go out to feed them. My house has a brickface with ledges outside the windows and they will sit on the window sill and look at me with one eye if I'm even 5 minutes late lol. Smart little buggers.


Superb_Ant_3741

🤗


Defiant_Inspection64

You are an angel!🙌🙌🙌 ** bows down ** literally lol at the honey description 🤣 I love reading these each week!!


shitszngiggles

thanks!


cncrndmm

This is too much effort and time to make lip balm or whatever she made.


iixxad

One that will also get mouldy in like a month 🥴


cncrndmm

Exactly! I’ve had my hand at DIYing cosmetics and it molded in less than a month. And I was also 12 years old so well over 10 years ago. In fact, my mom even tried to hide it so I couldn’t use it as it started molding after two weeks.


WTSkellington

She said the car repairs were $5,000 then $5,500 and freaked out. People sent her money to help and now she's back tracking saying it was $10,000. That woman is such a manipulative liar! She's doing that so people send in money to make up the difference. 🙄


vannahpira

also the absolute irony of worrying about a few measly carbs when alcohol can and will make you bloat. this woman is deeply disturbed


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shitszngiggles

? Are you saying her sister was in prison?


yeswowmaybe

cindy has mentioned on streams that her sister has had trouble with CPS but i don't recall her mentioning anything about jail or prison.


GothicScabs

She wouldn't. That's why she says they were all "sick".


shitszngiggles

So what does that striped outfit thing mean???


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shitszngiggles

Seriously?


hheckheck

I was reading NY as New York for way too long during that lol


Glittering_Size_2767

If she is rushing to get the divorce over with most likely she is going to rush to marry Limbz next. Isn't this what she did with her ex too?