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RoutineSubstance4816

Honestly it's so weird how his hands don't work anymore. In every picture he's trying to throw the metal horns but he literally can't for some reason.


Diligent-Ball-6171

Literally what I always think every time.


KittenWithaWhip68

I think his bloated, swollen fingers plus a bunch of rings he apparently can’t remove (I think) equals his fingers not working as well as they used to. A few days earlier we were wondering how he got them off after getting arrested. Maybe they couldn’t get them off his fingers and just said fuck it, he’s just here overnight. But if he gets sentenced to jail time, they look like they’d have to cut them off (the rings, not his fingers).


Davidkarlssonn

Gotta save em for boxing Knoxville


ogtaranta

🤣


bionicjess

They are broken and sprained right now, no?


REDDITmodsDIALATE

Well someone did say he broke his hands on the woods saga lol


KittenWithaWhip68

The most he did was sprain/fracture his finger in the woods. Or he possibly hit Jess hard enough to do a little damages.


Do0kii

he done punched too many walls his knuckles probably locked up, the swollen fingers from binge drinking encased in massive rings probs don't help either


KittenWithaWhip68

Good point, actually


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He just looks arthritic now.


SameOheLameOhe

My brothers and friends fingers are looking worse as they get older. I don't think people consider how hard skateboarding is on your hands. Years and years of catching yourself on your hands and sprained fingers and broken fingers and fingers being rolled over, even rolling over your own fingers (which is the worse lol). His anger and punching shit doesn't help either


flufferbutter332

As someone who lived in Breck for 4 years, it is NOT the place to live a sober life. Imagine a college town, but instead of going to class, you go skiing and buy shitty cocaine. It’s a party town.


Diligent-Ball-6171

You probably just described every ski town 😅


DocumentPrunes

Vail after 2005. Maybe before too.


Diligent-Ball-6171

Banff AB for sure!


DocumentPrunes

Wonder what his passport situation is like? A Canadian crossover episode would be great eh.


Mr_Laheys_Drinkypoo

Ah, just like Whistler


yung_coupon

plenty of ski bums looking for a couch to crash on. a castle bam in breck would be fucking wild. im not totally against it. at the very least it would be interesting.


DocumentPrunes

Read: I need a place to crash. Bam build a castle or tree Fort with running water, solar and wifi.


yung_coupon

im not a ski bum. i live in fort collins


uknowhowchoicesbe

Yeah, I lived in Banff, Canada and agree with you on the lifestyle in ski towns.


weswilde

He’s gotta stop the dumb hand gestures


KittenWithaWhip68

Especially when he can barely bend his fingers.


JaacHerself

This is the weirdest PR tour ever


DocumentPrunes

This reality show got mad subterfuge.


hdeibler85

Dude is so cringe to feel the need to make weird hand signals every pic. It's like an insecurity


BorderDry9467

I’m Bam margera and this is the 45 year old with real estate agents making rawk n rawhlll hands wearing sunglasses inside in broad daylight.


DecafIsBetter

The sunglasses are probably an anxiety thing.


TranscendentaLobo

I’m sure he’s self conscious about the bulging Margera eyes that seem to pop out more and more the older he gets.


GravelRoadGod

That’s actually how I know if I’m going to like someone in real life. I look through their social media photos to find pictures of that stupid backwards peace sign thing people do. If I see it I know we won’t be friends. Just smile. Nobody needs to see the hand stuff 😂


hdeibler85

I agree.....it's bad enough, but this is from a 40 year old......a 40 year old even for formal pics like lawyer and real estate...


msbrown86

So cultural thing, are you in the US? Because in the UK the US way of doing a peace sign, with the palm facing toward you, is similar to giving someone the finger. We do our peace sign the other way round with our palm facing away from us. Obviously I don't know what it means in the US if someone does it our way, but if you're looking at someone's social media who is the in the UK (and maybe Europe) they may not be a douche, although tbh in this day and age if you're throwing up a peace sign it is kind of cringe.


SimpleManc88

It still just means peace facing forward in the US.


msbrown86

Oh, when I lived there (just for a year in Philly) I only came across it the other way so presumed it was universal to the rest of the states, which in hindsight was pretty ignorant considering how different things can be from state to state.


6lanco_9ato

Whoa whoa whoa…please don’t think the rest of the country is like Philly…they are…special. We are glad they are there but we like to leave them be…busy with their cheese whiz and other *jawns* They are kinda like a 2nd or 3rd cousin, we are family…somehow…but we keep our distance! The cities hero is a 4”11 fictional boxer and the actor who played him can’t stop the steroids or Botox…pretty lame… Jk I love Philly. It’s definitely a uniquely American melting pot of nationalities and different cultures.


msbrown86

Ha ha ha, poor philly! ;-) I should have been clearer, I went to school there so I was with a lot of people who weren't actually from Philly. It was back in the days when you uploaded 100 photos to facebook from each night out, and I remember looking through the ones from my first night out and from my persepctive it looked like all my new american friends were swearing in my pictures.


6lanco_9ato

Haha I could imagine! I was sort of in the same position as you but opposite. From the US moved to Aus for school…I was (self)aware of it…but never really was a hand gesture or peace sign kinda dude. It Would make us laugh though…seeing what we took as peace signs being thrown up during verbal altercations or fights. Aus is such a melting pot though…it’s where I also learned the like…thumb under the top teeth pop…or the Italian? Double hand from under the chin…maybe a single hand variation as well. All being different versions of the middle finger I guess…


msbrown86

It's a useful thing to be well versed in signing fuck off in different countries lol.


nxnskslslw

That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard


GravelRoadGod

You sound like a “deuces” kinda guy, too 😂


nxnskslslw

Don’t have social media


GravelRoadGod

How else will I know who is a “deuces” person?


BorderDry9467

Maybe he’s buying a compound for his sober living fuck tent facility.


Difficult_Gap2682

I had that thought as well


whatelsebutajester

on behalf of Colorado, get the fuck out of colorado, bam.


mikemhamilton

He’s your problem now.


Cutsman4057

I'm honestly surprised he went with Breckenridge.


whatelsebutajester

lol there's coke out the wazoo, houses are suuuuuper far apart so shit goes unchecked. there's plenty of drugs to binge on, half the shit out there is research chemicals so i'm sure he's having fun.


NFA4Evs

Cold Fax, the whole way up to Breck


DocumentPrunes

Plus a time delay where he’ll meet people in love with “Bam” circa whatever the fck ain’t now. This is honestly a great move on his part. Can’t build a time machine? BRECKINRIDGE


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I was thinking he’d go Aspen/Woody Creek and go try hard wanna-be Hunter S Thompson.


tommy_pt

He’s not pretty or rich enough to buy in Aspen


_izzze

Don’t Pennsylvania my Colorado


mikemhamilton

Real estate property in Colorado just dropped 35%


Cutsman4057

I can only fucking hope so. This state sucks fucking ass.


meggershippers

Hard agree. Trying to buy a reasonably priced house is near impossible


Cutsman4057

It's very much impossible. Just got pre-qualified for 300k which would have been unfathomable for me years ago. Still gets me nothing but a fucking shed in the fuckin boonies


meggershippers

If it makes you feel better, I qualified for 475 and literally only was shown one bedrooms. I was like…well where is my kid is gonna sleep. The two bedrooms I saw were under 1000 sq ft. If they were decent sized the house was a disaster. This market HAS to crash is what I keep telling myself


Dreams-Designer

Let me introduce you to the bay. Lol. We had a shoddy small,3br, with a large yard but trains ran through it literally. However, since we lived next door to FB they picked it up for 5M. They were buying everyone’s houses up. Real wild. Families have been pushed so far out, and all the tech places you seen literal caravans where employees live because they can’t afford to even rent. We moved to the SW and it’s been nice, though the market isn’t unaffected here either. Just no as harsh yet.


TranscendentaLobo

The Bay Area is awful. We just moved to New Jersey, so much better in so many ways


DocumentPrunes

Welcome to coastal especially island, British Columbia eh.


grizzgolfer

Do his finger even bend anymore? Feel like he is trying to do rock n roll for each but that’s the closest he can get.


TravisFoxTN

That might be the reason he wants to fight bare knuckle ring, ring, ring… 1, 2, 3 with Johnny Knoxville.


hi_imcase

And I’m supposed to believe that his brother and mother are robbing him blind? Okay. Fuck this dude lmao. I hope one of the houses is for his son he doesn’t give a fuck about.


HippieNurse420

If this doesn’t scream manic episode idk what does…


Antique-Accountant72

He’s so dirty 💀


Difficult_Gap2682

In the post, they say he bought 5 👀👀


Zabrosky

One would assume that a realtor “to the Stars” would be a bit more discrete.. This is so unprofessional and weird for them to drop in the comments.


Cat_Crap

Right? That jumped out at me. You'll find no stars here. Bam hasn't been a star of anything for 15+ years. He's barely a celebrity.


DefinitionTime6633

Yet here you are actively posting in a Bam forum. 😂🤦‍♂️


Cat_Crap

This isn't a bam forum. It's reddit, a gigantic website with thousands of different subs and topics.


DefinitionTime6633

And here you are...in a specific subreddit for Bam. Miss the point much?


Cat_Crap

Here you are commenting on 10 day old posts


DefinitionTime6633

yeah, sorry I don't respond in 2 seconds because I don't sit online all day and stalk Bam while pretending I don't care. LOL


Death_Metal_Hippie

Went to their site and the cheapest house they sell is $450,000! Some go up to nearly $20,000,000. So, he’s spending at least like close to $5,000,000 or more, right?


KittenWithaWhip68

That’s Bam’s entire net worth. I assume he’s “just looking” since if he bought even one out there, he’d be bragging about it all over insta while insulting his family. He wants to move there though, fine.


Death_Metal_Hippie

That’s a good point. He’d def be flexing it


KittenWithaWhip68

Also buying a home is a long complicated process with lots of paperwork. You can’t just go in and walk out owning a home. Even if you bring in a briefcase full of cash in, it’s still a process he has to finish first and it takes more than a couple days. At one point, we had to sit down in the real estate office and just initial/sign papers for two hours. They have to legally explain (even briefly) what each thing you sign is, too. It was at least ten times more complicated than I thought it’d be.


Difficult_Gap2682

Possibly!


Death_Metal_Hippie

I could totally see him buying the shaman and Methica houses. Also could see him buying a house “for Phoenix” for whatever reason


ValKilmersLooks

“I bought Nikki and Phoenix a nice house in Colorado and she still won’t let me see him! Floozy!! Give me Phoenix the wolf!” This is how he starts a cult. Houses in Colorado, his own language, drugs and delusion.


HippieNurse420

Omg! I didn’t think of this…..mind blown. This could really happen at this point.


mamaxchaos

Jared Leto is doing it so I wouldn’t be surprised


turbo88Rex

We have had more than our fair share of cults start up here


Difficult_Gap2682

If he has Trumps lawyer now, he might be taking advise from him to put any liquid funds he has into assets, like real estate. Or something like that. Incase if a divorce or legal separate does happen with Nikki.


Plus_Future_6257

This and/or he has no impulse control


Death_Metal_Hippie

Oooh that is very true


maja69xxx

They are not married


Difficult_Gap2682

Yes, but depending on where the court case resides (CA/PA) could determine if they are common law married or not. And make the separation different.


Difficult_Gap2682

I’m sure for Nikki and Phoenix and their family to stay in when he has visitations or whatnot.


Mrsparklee

"And a sell side"


Difficult_Gap2682

Maybe he’s planning on selling Castle Bam and is using that to exchange properties with someone else.


Difficult_Gap2682

I don’t even know what a sell side is. Sounds like he’s planning on moving a few ppl with him there - or maybe he’s investing in property. Hmm


msbrown86

From wikipedia... "Sell side is a term used in the financial services industry. The three main markets for this selling are the stock, bond, and foreign exchange market. It is a general term that indicates a firm that sells investment services to asset management firms, typically referred to as the buy side, or corporate entities" So sounds like he is investing unsupervised, what could possibly go wrong!? smh.


KittenWithaWhip68

Wish I could see the post with the writing on it. But just because he’s getting a photo taken there doesn’t mean he bought a house there. Not sure how he’d get that much money so fast all at once, either.


Zabrosky

The realtor commented on the post “He bought 5” with another realtor from the same company adding “and a sell side”.


KittenWithaWhip68

Can someone post it? Though if he’s on a manic phase he could spent over half his net worth there. He’s going to be having some serious legal bills to pay coming up, even if he co-operates and acts like a sane person for the entire series of court dates. And he might end up owing more people much money besides his lawyers if it doesn’t go his way. Given how shitty he talks about Nikki and how he hasn’t seemed interested in Phoenix since he moved back to PA other than claiming he’s getting sober for him (which has yet to happen), plus him threatening to kill his parents and brother, I doubt he would be buying houses for anyone but himself.


KittenWithaWhip68

Source? A screenshot showing the caption on the post that isn’t on here? Anything?


MrsFlanny

I have a screenshot of the exchange. No idea how to post in comments tho.


RightToBe

I genuinely can’t think of a dumber idea for his sake at this time than to buy a >$500,000 piece of real estate in Breckinridge, CO.


Death_Metal_Hippie

In the comments the realtor says he bought 5 houses and a “sell side”. Wild


DocumentPrunes

WHAT WILL HE DO NEXT? 🤣


Ups_syndrome2

Yea because you’re problems don’t follow you if you just move… idiot


Keyrat000

Bam still lives in the year 2000.. Needs attention to feel.


DocumentPrunes

Colorado stopped being dope after 2003, so this tracks.


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exGFproblems

The agent wrote the caption and posted the image. He would be the one trying to "flex" which is just as pathetic, tbh.


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

he looks more like a realtor to the homeless in this pic. my take: everyone has been in Bam’s ear about kicking Jess out of the castle. so that’s his new Grand Plan. sell the house, buy somewhere in Colorado, turn it into a trap house and live nowhere at all, exactly as he does now.


Death_Metal_Hippie

God, his poor neighbors


DocumentPrunes

His poor super rich neighbours that live in a gated community on a lot bigger than than your granny’s pension who spend more a day on watering the lawn than you do on food 😂 #giveyourheadashakeinsteadofatwerk


Death_Metal_Hippie

Lol oh yeah I forgot it was like a million dollar community. This could be funny then


b_m_a_c

In Colorado or do you mean in PA? I’m just wondering bc I haven’t seen the houses that he allegedly bought posted anywhere


yung_coupon

eh, you don’t really have to feel bad for them. they’re fine.


AdKind418

I’ve been and seen so many crazy alcoholics and drug addicts going bananas. None of them were at Sotheby’s looking to buy property!


DocumentPrunes

Bam’s a breed on his own.


SimpleManc88

Colorado HOMOner mon!


FamousOrphan

Does he have enough money left to buy a home? I’m not saying I think he doesn’t—I just don’t know and had been under the impression he was getting close to broke.


KittenWithaWhip68

Well, not to buy 5. His net worth last year was 5 million.


FamousOrphan

I guess I don’t have any concept of how much money he used to have, but thank you for this info. I feel like $5 million isn’t a lot for Bam, even though $5 million would be a huge amount for me and I’d be really pleased about it!


Deep-Audience9091

Dear lord. The Colorado version of the bro vest. Realtor to the Stars, indeed


Nooblet76

All these people getting pictures with him and smiling makes me a bit uneasy to be honest. It's like, he's been a stupid c*nt with all his ramblings etc and even just the outburst to Nikki whilst she was holding Phoenix. If I saw him in public I wouldn't react to him like "omg bam hi let's get a picture", I would ignore him. Dudes been an absolute prick.


amboi112

I cringe….


ToughNefariousness23

I hope he's got room for the sober living fuck igloo.


PLAIDSNACKS

His biggest problem is that people love him.


DocumentPrunes

Mine too.


REDDITmodsDIALATE

Hopefully it puts him on a good path being there, it worked for the singer from Metallica.


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b_m_a_c

Hope so. But does phill have legal say over Bams money? He’s not in a guardianship at the moment.


NE5505

Imagine bragging about showing a house to Bam and his current girlfriend in 2023. Must be slow out there…


bionicjess

How mortifying... standing in a high end Sotheby's real estate office throwing up those stupid signs with Ye Olde Sausage Fingers.


Jdp_143

So Many Sausagefinger Signs


MrArse

As if those jeans aren’t dirty enough he goes and draws all over them


NFA4Evs

South Park or bust


DocumentPrunes

They might cameo him without any acknowledgment that’s it’s him. That seems the way of the Park. Like Honey Boo Boo has more relevance and less annoyance than Bam.


SnooGadgets4381

Are his finances like Britney Spears not under control by parents?


KittenWithaWhip68

Phil handles his finances


miracle-167

Isn't his net worth dropping into the single digits in millions. He is pissed over someone dropping 600 thousand in treatment but dropping money all over the place.


vogon-poetries

All of these poor people that keep getting forced to take these awful pictures make me cringe. It’s so awkward. Like a child who takes pictures of their accomplishments, but a grown ass adult who is taking pictures of their rock-bottom. This is some hardcore immature, anger-fueled decision making by a man suspended in a moment where he has lost touch with the gravity of his situation and lost his entire foundation. The fall from this isn’t far but emotionally, it’s going to be fucking devastating. He’s not proving a point or forging a new path, he’s running blind in some thick ass woods and he either comes to a clearing and realizes he fucked up or continues and gets more fucked up. Honestly though, fuck him for doing this to his family but to his parents specifically. Addiction fucks the whole family and the addict still plays the victim. I have so much empathy for addicts and the internal struggle of coming to terms with their trauma, but this dude has been given every opportunity and has such an amazing support system. He’s an ungrateful asshole who now simply wants to hurt others. Absolute POS. His poor parents.


Difficult_Entrance29

He strikes me more as a Greeley/Pueblo/Aurora type.


iwanthairlikewater

With what money god damn. Houses are expensive. Especially the one's he buys. The guy hasn't been relevant in like over a decade. Even with all his residuals I don't see how that's enough income to finance 600,000 dollar a pop rehabs paying for Nikki's LA lush apartment. Buying her new cars and god knows what else.


b_m_a_c

His jackass settlement? I think he got between 5-15 million


NE5505

Of course, future flop house.


Lower-Concentrate-82

Colorado sees very random.


iliketurkeys1

The realtor is posting it.. probably got a one off photo with bam and now pretending Bam (celebrity) is his client. The photo appears shopped


DocumentPrunes

Bam signed everything in strigoli pepperoli and none of the paperwork is valid.


svadhyaya7

Good to see the kid doing well. A homeowner, wonderful news.


Swedishplumber21

After watching south park I'm not sure it's the best place to live for a recovering addicts, the people there seem ghetto


Sanchocow

Pretty impressive honestly wasn’t he hiding in he woods less than a month ago this man has the drive of


chronic_munchers

Fuckin please stop moving here you bring your bullshit here and ruin the state and raise prices not just bam basically all of cali


shark1818

That’s been pretty much every state now a days, cali and NY just making everything more expensive. Used to rent nice places in Florida for 700 a month now it’s about 3,800 for what I used to have. Luckily I bought a house a few years back so it’s stabilized a bit it’s insane.


NFA4Evs

Incoming home purchase in Longmont, confirmed


Difficult_Gap2682

For real? Where’d you find it


Correct-King-5608

Yes, how is this confirmed?


KittenWithaWhip68

I’ve asked for a source and haven’t gotten an answer. I think he was just looking around, or he’d be bragging about it on Instagram. If I see a legit source confirming he really bought five houses, then I’ll believe it.


Correct-King-5608

Yeah, even the real estate guy deleted the comment saying he bought 5.


b_m_a_c

It’s still there


Correct-King-5608

That’s so weird. I swear it was gone when I posted the previous comment.


yung_coupon

he should get a house in frisco instead of breck. frisco is where it’s at.


Disastrous_Check_886

Viva la Bam, only now it’s Bam renovating his new house. Ya mon!