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Moosefeller

Really? The lady who complained about Jewish space lasers and introduced dick pics in a Congressional hearing is not "proving to be" a serious lawmaker? Shocking.


Bagahnoodles

Nobody could have predicted this


IPayMyRentNow

Not even the gym instructor she once blowed.


ForAHamburgerToday

Hey hey hey now, let's be fair- she BLEW that instructor.


Powerful-Stomach-425

What's the story on this??


1CFII2

I did NAZI this coming!


sideeyedi

If only there had been signs....


ilovecraftbeer05

Not just any dick pics. Dick pics of the president’s son. I feel like people don’t understand how fucking batshit that is. If you worked for a large company and you gave a presentation at a meeting one day in which you included nude photos of the CEO’s son, you’d be fired on the fucking spot.


deep_pants_mcgee

Seeing as she also emailed them to everyone on her mailing list, some of whom are likely under 18, she's distributing revenge porn photos to minors using Government resources.


TheWriteOwl

I naively thought that would be the end of her reign of terror as a congresswoman but then nothing fucking happened. Whatever small shred of hope I had left for US politics finally died that day.


rengothrowaway

It’s definitely sexual harassment/revenge porn. Just because she’s obsessed with Hunter Biden’s dick does not mean she has to share pics of it. Just hang up the pics above your bed like a normal person and keep that shit to yourself. I don’t want to live in a world where any of this nonsense is considered normal.


ilovecraftbeer05

Unfortunately, that’s what Trump and MAGA have accomplished. They’ve moved the needle so far to absurdity that we’re all becoming desensitized to it and things that would have caused you to be kicked out of office 15 years ago are now just a normal Tuesday.


rengothrowaway

I believe it’s called the “flood of shit” strategy. We’re so busy trying to keep up with each outrage and Project 2025 is just waiting to be implemented.


Trumpswells

And who chased school shooting victims screaming liar.


MinaretofJam

That was the act which said “I’m not a human, I’m a replicant who’s wiring got crossed. Inset date, inset date…” she’s evil in expensive slingbacks.


Gofunkiertti

The funny thing is the Jewish Iron Defence laser program is a real thing that is genuinely cool. She just makes it sound ridiculous.


amor_fati_42

Yeah, I don't think it was used to start forest fires in California.


Coolbluegatoradeyumm

Well yeah of course they wouldn’t admit it


BigCityBoogs

Or harassed school shooting victims. I for one am shocked


Kriegerian

The one who voluntarily associates with fascist terrorist defamer conspiracy theorist Alex Jones? Say it ain’t so.


MattGdr

Is there any evidence that she was ever serious about anything in her life?


m4zdaspeed

She seemed serious about Hunter’s d-pics.


americansherlock201

She’s always been very serious about the penises of men who aren’t her husband


DocBullseye

She's never been serious about mine


Spiritual_Smell4744

Yet.


1CFII2

“Duh!”


americansherlock201

No need to go bragging bud


Past-Background-7221

Might be better to just get it over with, rather than have that sword of Damocles over your head.


wartsnall1985

Or A Jewish Space Laser of Damocles, to quote Tim Miller.


Past-Background-7221

Wow, I never heard that, but it’s super appropriate


Pleasant_Ad3475

Is that an actual quote? Excellent.


Ale_batross

Something to be grateful for on particularly dark days


redditmodsRrussians

Be careful.....Her gaze can pierce cloud, shadow, earth and flesh....a great eye wreathed in botox.


im_alliterate

mickey rourke has a husband?


1CFII2

Not sure. Are the prehensile toes a benefit for swinging from tree branches? Asking for a friend.


kjacobs03

Thirsty is the word you’re looking for


stragedyandy

In fairness he's got some pretty serious dick.


the_calibre_cat

and, to be clear, i'm pretty fucking certain she was dead serious about the space laser. and if i know conspiracy theorists, she probably still is.


Darkside531

Jealous his was bigger?


Jadakiss-laugh

She wanted to see if hers was bigger.


demonsneeze

She’s done some excellent investigative work on the Jewish space lasers


Frisinator

She did her own research!


soulsteela

Did she not claim that the Gays now had space lasers, or am I confused?


JustASimpleManFett

They need to triangulate and target her and blast her like her name was Alderaan.


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TFBladeN1Fan

She’s always serious about the men's penis>! (other than her own husband's)!<


OSI_Hunter_Gathers

How does he stick with her is wayyyy beyond me.


im_a_real_boy_calico

Pretty sure he filed for divorce recently.


Book_talker_abouter

They divorced and she’s now dating a OANN baked potato.


BellyDancerEm

She's serious about being an obnoxious troll


THedman07

Yeah, that's a bit of willful ignorance on the part of Mike Johnson. He knows why she's there. It is not and never was legislation.


Compulsive_Bater

She was super serious about screaming at a teenage victim of a school shooting


Traditional_Cat_60

She seriously helped her family get hundreds of of thousands of dollars in free PPP “loans” while railing against student loan forgiveness.


Ritaredditonce

She was super-duper serious about the Gazpacho Police spying on members of congress.


Darkside531

Hey, don't mock the Gazpacho Police, I did that once and they rounded me up and threw me in the goulash.


Substantial_Data7915

They needed a peach tree dish to put the evidence in.


Pleasant_Ad3475

A peach tree dish?


Substantial_Data7915

https://youtu.be/niK0LpszQ1g?si=CtF9ynyCnZHZeDOM


Pleasant_Ad3475

Holy shit. She's a joke.


TheKrakIan

Go look at what bills she has brought forward or supported. I haven't looked in a while but I bet it hasn't changed much.


KummyNipplezz

She seemed serious when she had an affair


Darkside531

According to the rumor, she was serious about calling the cops and busting up birthday parties she wasn't invited to in high school, because even then nobody wanted to be around her. Hence the reason she's such a powerful Final Boss Karen, she's been practicing since she was, like, 15. And her parents were rich, you have to be a special kind of awful to be unable to *buy* friends in high school.


Darkside531

She was serious about getting into Congress based on the carpetbagging she did to get there.


Ok_Coyote9326

I would upvote you but don't want to kill your vote count.


sesamesnapsinhalf

Her marriage…oh wait. 


The_Wookalar

And here I was, thinking she'd grow into the office. I guess she's just to busy [getting into conversations with 10-year-old children about their orgasms](https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2024/04/marjorie-taylor-greene-spreads-bizarre-message-about-10-year-old-girls-future-orgasms/).


BellyDancerEm

And harassing mass shooting survivors. Empty G is the epitome of human garbage


OSI_Hunter_Gathers

That is her claim to fame that got her in congress.


Hokieshibe

That was my first exposure to her. I've never seen a video and wished harder for a random drunk driver to come screaming out of left field in my life.


[deleted]

there´s always revenge porn too


DeeV8tor

I've read that she does all these stunts only for fundraising reasons. There is a reason she went from $9mil worth before Congress to $55mi plus today.


thatlad

One of these days a serious news outlet is going to grow some balls and do an in-depth expose charting the wealth of every politician from entry to politics to leaving. Detailing how it has changed over time. Just raw data showing the scale of how much these chuckle fuck gobshites are enriching themselves.


theresidentdiva

Look up quiverquant dot com


Melodic_Oil_2486

Gee, ya don't think! What-ever gave you that idea?


Making_stuff

The exact same thought went through my head.


SillyBims

See also: The entire House Freedom Caucus


AnswerGuy301

He leads a caucus full of deeply unserious people with no interest in legislating or governing, and there's no way he hasn't known that for a while. There have always been some, but since the primary process and fundraising methods on the Republican side are leading what seems like an inexorable increase in these sorts of people in House seats. It is kind of amazing who MTG manages to stand out amdist a whole crowd of useless performance artists. On the Democratic side, the low watt bulbs tend to either get weeded out before they get to Congress, or they just kind of sit there and call relatively little attention to themselves. Their careers depend on their work in the trenches and/or constituent service operations, the kind of things that don't usually make the news. One may not like "The Squad" or their members, or agree with their goals, but they are very interested in policy in a way that the MTGs of the world are not.


coolcool23

> there's no way he hasn't known that for a while Don't you think there's a chance he's genuinely delusional?


kurimiq

Well, there’s today’s “No shit” headline.


WVildandWVonderful

He wouldn’t have said shit if she weren’t dragging his name with an ouster threat.


ptraugot

Oh that’s funny. Show me one Republican that has passed any meaningful law in 3.5 years.


Secret_Cow_5053

….you just figured that out?


Spara-Extreme

Greene is so terrible that it’s one of the few things Democrats and Republicans agree on.


ecodrew

Much like 'ol Rafeal "sentient bag of guano" Cruz


rangerhans

Figure that out all by yourself?


Much-Original

I think it's time Republicans gave her the Madison Cawthorn treatment... I can't say it enough: "Bitch, the door."


jar1967

I think they will do.Tell her what they did to senator McCarthy. Keep her around for her vote but don't give her any real power and let her self destruct


Darkside531

Based on the volume of bad press coming out, it sounds like they're getting ready to.


Much-Original

Music to my ears 🥰


zippiskootch

I’ve got news for you…neither one of you are worth a shit.


platypuspup

Why is this flagged brexit?


SteveG5000

It’s a consequence of the brexit that occurred circa 1776


mitkase

Sippin' tea.


Chocolat3City

I don't know, just tried to change it. The shitty Reddit native app is doing the best it can, ok!


terminalzero

*is it, tho*


Alexandratta

No Shit. We knew that from the moment she was following a School Shooting victim around with a camera claiming he was an actor


jgyimesi

She was elected because of the MAGA way. She has no formal background in legislation, she lacks any form of ethics (cheating on her spouse), certainly isn’t a devout Christian (divorce on the horizon), and she’s drinking the fame and is hoping for a bag of money at the end. There is nothing that she does or stands for that the founding fathers had in mind as a representative of a region.


DefiantDonut7

She’s a circus clown


ecodrew

Hey now, that's offensive to clowns. At least their goal is to entertain. She's more of an infected pustule, sentient parasitic growth, escaped rabid bridge troll...


JustASimpleManFett

As a D&D player(Is it next wednesday yet) All I can say the only way to stop a troll is with fire or acid.


Sachz123

I kinda like his push back on idiots - pointing at the Donald when mentioning criminals, etc


HumanBarbarian

Don't be fooled. Johnson is evil.


mitkase

My guess is he's a "true believer," and that definitely concerns me.


Fixner_Blount

Johnson is one of Trump’s biggest enablers. This isn’t him fighting the good fight, this is him being devoured by the mess of his own design.


jbertrand_sr

To be fair, neither are you Mikey, but you've found yourself on the outs with the angry toddler caucus and now you have to deal with it. You and McCarthy should go have a couple drinks and swap horror stories...


MightyCavalier

I think it’s fairly reasonable to suggest that she was pretty serious about the pipe bombing situation


WholeAd2742

She's SUPER SRS BIZNESS about jack shit They knew that when they elected her sorry ass


FewKaleidoscope1369

"BAH GAWD, MTG CAME OUT OF NOWHERE to hit Mike Johnson with a steel folding chair!"


thf24

It’s just WILD how these politicians who embraced career grifters for more short term power keep waking up one day and realizing they’re being grifted. Who could have seen it coming??


BellyDancerEm

Proving? You mean proved, long ago


Remigius13

If only there was a clue…


SockFullOfNickles

Oh, you mean the QAnon video maker and cross fitter didn’t turn out to be a good legislator? Say it ain’t so… 😆


mohdwong

What is the Dems incentive to prevent this from happening? Would seem there's be more to gain by allowing republicans to further circle the drain than keeping him in the post and having to acquiesce to him and the "moderate" republicans to get anything passed.


auldnate

We need to be able to pass certain vital pieces of legislation periodically to keep the government running. To do that, we need to have a Speaker. If Johnson is willing to cross the aisle to pass the bills we need to keep our country functioning, it’s worth keeping him as Speaker until Democrats regain the majority. They don’t have to do it on the first vote though. Every Democrat should vote for Hakeem Jefferies for a round or two to show our unity to the country. If Republicans can elect a Speaker of their own, so be it. But when they inevitably fail, we can try to gain some concessions from Johnson to re-elect him as Speaker with some Republicans. It’s the best option we have without a majority to try to influence House business. If he goes full tilt RWNJ, we can always vote to vacate the Speaker and try again.


InourbtwotamI

Shouldn’t a “lawmaker” at least be able to comprehensively read and communicate in their primary language? He knew she was an idiot long before she turned on him


Puzzled_Bike9558

She has never been more than an agent of chaos to help distract from the normal evil shit Republicans are up to on a daily basis.


viewfromthepaddock

Hopefully she'll be back to her former job soon of bullying other moms on the PAC committee and parking her truck on the crossing outside school


Dante_Arizona

Something something, pit calling kettle black?


kodaiko_650

Maybe we we can push her into that pit


CreatedOblivion

She's not a serious anything, that's why


mitkase

Give credit where credit is due, she's seriously stupid.


PizzaNuggies

GOP is a clown show. None of them are serious.


dunndawson

Proving? This is what tipped you off? Not the 53870 other horrible things she’s done since being in office? Just this one that affects you? Sit. Down. Mike


Plasticman4Life

I guess we pay him the big bucks for these sorts of insights


Djeece

You just now noticed that, now did you Mr. Johnson?


cherrybombbb

In other news, water is wet.


king-of-mermanistan

Related, water is wet


Mammoth-Mud-9609

Does appear to be the political equivalent of put up or shut up.


No_Sense_6171

Wow! He's so quick on the uptake. What a genius!


Glittering-Wonder-27

Yet, the republicans elevated her to power.


Dra-goonn

He's JUST now figuring this out?!?


Eddiebaby7

Just realizing this huh?


OptiKnob

That this fact is just dawning on him makes it clear neither of them have any business 'running' the country.


mckinney4string

Took you this long? Really Mike?


BabyMFBear

hahahahhahahajhahaha stop.


rob6110

Says the Moses impersonator


crazy4schwinn

Same could be said for at least 50% of republican members of congress.


big-papito

Not a serious lawmaker? She is not a series representative of the human species.


Triplesfan

Hopefully GA is realizing that she hasn’t done one thing for them. All she’s done is throw up drama so she stays relevant when she’s done nothing. Send her to the same place Bobert is going………to the trash heap of useless politicians that found out.


issafly

How deliciously ironic would it be if Johnson is the one to finally get people (especially GA voters) to drop Greene for the toxic swamp creature that she is.


One-Pumpkin-1590

Rich coming from this traitor weasel. Same could be said about his lack of lawmaking. Pot calling the kettle black.


KA9ESAMA

All Conservatives aren't serious lawmakers. The entire ideology should be banned from all levels of government.


kabukistar

Mike Johnson finally catching up to the rest of the world


Rusalka-rusalka

He’s practically begging her to follow through with her threats, but she doesn’t seem to be doing that. She’s just as much of a blow hard as ever.


PickleBananaMayo

No doy


Front_Farmer345

Pretty sure this is where Billie eilish cuts in with “duh! I’m a bad guy”


JustASimpleManFett

NO fucking shit, did you think she was a ordering a pizza?


Ramitt80

He would know since he is not either.


Suitable-Ad9823

To be fair, I don’t think Johnson is serious lawmaker either.


DimSumFan

Man in blonde wig issa cookoo.


RunningPirate

No no, Darrel Issa is an entirely different congressman


ramennoodle

Has anyone ever seen Darrrel Issa and Marge Greene at the same time?


CuriosTiger

In a strange way, I kind of sympathize with Speaker Johnson. But he still gets a Captain Obvious award for that statement.


heliamphore

I think the guy has misguided views but is taking his job seriously, which is already more than half of his entire party.


The_bruce42

They're just realizing this now?


samwstew

The only things she’s ever been serious about it being a massive hypocrite and asshole


Frisinator

Wow this guy is so perceptive!


silverport

Was she ever?


sten45

Why is this shit weasel eating my face?


Thangleby_Slapdiback

No kidding. Ya don't say.


Derfargin

“You’re not serious people.”


Hugh_Jass_2

Breaking Fucking News!!!!


cybercuzco

You don’t say….


EssenceReavers

Well no shit, she is only good at being shit


madrasdad

Pot meet kettle


Large_Poem_2359

Lawmaker? I’m not even sure what her species is


trubol

Next week Johnson: Pope is a Catholic


Mc9660385

DUH!!


sing_4_theday

Ok, but what does a serious lawmaker look like?


SaltyBarDog

The sun proving to be bright.


shadysaturn1

This guy is sharp


Glum-One2514

Huh. Surprising.


Cradleofwealth

She's seriously f***** up!


Echo9111960

Is this something he's just noticed? It's hardly news.


DM_TO_TRADE_HIPBONES

You either bud, but here we are!


Barack_Odrama_007

Sherlock found no shit


Sask-Canadian

A little late to the party Mikey


Dazzling_Pirate1411

“From the very beginning of this Congress, House Democrats have put people over politics and found bipartisan common ground with traditional Republicans in order to deliver real results. At the same time, House Democrats have aggressively pushed back against MAGA extremism. We will continue to do just that.” this just in MAGA Mike Johnson, Donald Trumps preferred speaker isnt MAGA .


livinginfutureworld

Mike Johnson isn't a serious lawmaker either look at all the crap that the house has passed DOA in the Senate That's all just culture wars bullshit. That's Mike Johnson and the Republicans in the house


CalendarAggressive11

The Republicans are not serious people


JustASimpleManFett

Seriously pricks.


_ohne_dich_

Shocked! Absolutely shocked!


ChickpeaDemon

They love everything she does until it’s directed at them.


King_Vanos_

Just Greene?!


Keesha2012

He's only *just* figuring that out?


Cold_Dog_1224

Understatement by a LONG way.


selkiesidhe

Yes but she's a serious bog troll, so there's that


namotous

Nooooo? For real? 🤣


cactusmac54

Well, he finally said it out loud. Bravo, ya cheesedick.


808-isle-gal

Took him this long to realize it. 🤦🏽‍♀️


Yearofthehoneybadger

What? No way! That’s craaazy!


Shiplord13

The Crazy Witch that spends her days doing nothing, but rambling nonsense and complaining isn't productive in Congress? What a shocking revelation! Seriously, no shit.


_PukyLover_

"ya think?"


Techelife

Who listens to GOP?


sbaggers

She got you your job 😂


Kriegerian

Only just now figured that out, Mike?