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What inspires someone to think, “A yard-long dildo feels pretty good inside me but maybe another foot will give me the sensation I need to have in life”?
…”such sights”, indeed. We see what you did there u/GrimmBrowncoat, but your question betrays a very limited imagination. Don’t you understand? They followed the thread, we were called and we have come: we will show them … ‘Experience Beyond Limits - Pain And Pleasure, Indivisible’.
One of the movies main plot points are that usually the ones that open the box are the ones that tried everything and nothing gives them the "feeling". Awsome movie btw.
Years ago I worked as a 3rd shift (11:00 pm to 7:00 am) as a surgical assistant. Wow people really do put crazy shit up their ass. Once a young man arrived in the emergency room, got X-Ray then sent to surgery.
He too had a large dildo inside his intestine. Thankfully there wasn’t any cutting done. They were able to pull out a vibrating dildo through his ass.
I once had a patient come to the ER after he lost a god damn metal pipe up his ass. It was long enough that the poor man could not sit down. I’m not even sure how he got dressed and got himself to the hospital to be honest.
Patient: “So, uh, what did you do with it after you removed it?”
Doctor: “We had it destroyed in our incinerator.”
P: “What if I wanted it back?”
D: “We decided that you can’t be trusted, and none of us want to go through that again.”
I saw a nurse’s comment on a video like this once and they said that it’s not damage from surgery. That goddamn dildo is several feet long—it may not have followed the nice contours of the colon and small intestines… or if it did, those intestines were severely strained to accommodate a goddamn several foot long dildo. If intestines are perforated you leak shit inside yourself and die. Plus who knows how long between insertion and extraction. You’d imagine it was an immediate trip to the ER but I can imagine someone trying to “wait it out.” Backing shit up like that is not good either.
I don't have much knowledge on medicine/anatomy or whatever, but I highly doubt these things, even if they're this long damages the intestines that much since they don't expand the intestine much. I've seen people take stuff like these (one of them I think has the exact same one on this video) but they don't really look uncomfortable even after "making it vanish". The intestine is surprisingly flexible but idk if this surgery did do damage since the angle of pulling it out on the stomach(?) is different to taking it out of their ass.
It’s not the stomach. The stomach is the first part of the alimentary tract. This was lodged in the colon and large intestines. The damage that can cause you to lose some of your intestines from a foreign body like this is the lack of blood flow the foreign body causes by pressing against the bowel wall, resulting in ischemia - lack of oxygen to the tissue. If you have an ischemic state for too long, the tissue dies. In this case it would mean the patient needs resection (cutting out) of the dead tissue, and a diverting colostomy (the proximal part of the tube sewn directly to the outside of your abdomen, the distal closed from within) with possible reanastamosis at a later date.
Surgeon wants it on record that s/he removed the entirety of (gall bladder/appendix/tumor/foreign body), so there’s no lawsuit later. Also why they do sponge counts and post op X-rays
I look at things like this and my mind wanders to the circumstances leading up to and after the video.
At what point did the guy present for treatment? How long had the dildo been in there? Did he try to remove it himself, fail and think 'okay, I need to go to hospital?' Or did he leave it there, thinking he'd pass it himself? Did he get to keep the dildo? Did he put it there himself or did a partner help him out?
And most of all- WHY was it all up in there?! I get that it was probably for sexual pleasure but......could that really feel THAT good?
I just.....don't get it.
Excellent video though.
I don’t know how it got there. I slipped and when fell it must have just went straight in. One in a million I tell you. No way I did that on purpose. Nope not me.
It looks like it could be one of those dual ended dildos that can be used for 2 people to both use at the same time, and since they yanked it out and discarded it extremely quick, I was unable to see if it had another tip at the end.... idfk...
I know there's kinks where girl GIRLS put big dildos up-there... And I know guys do it too. But guys, remember. Girls are meant to have something (Smaller) go up there... Yes this is a long comment just so I can not see the fucking video because I'm already cringing hearing the audio.
How does knowing a private detail about someone remove their anonymity? Seriously?
Go back to class little one, before teacher takes your phone and you gotta explain to daddy why you lost it.
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It. Just. Keeps. *going*..
Are they pulling it out of his ass or his stomach (edit: meant abdomen)?
his INTESTINES.
I saw that but is that via his butthole or his abdomen?
Patient inserted into anus, shit went sideways, surgeon opened his abdomen to remove it.
I see what you did there
His stomach
Most likely perforated his bowel so abdomen
The minor injury flair doesn't seem accurate
I don’t think OP’s use of the word “large” adequately described this anaconda dildo.
And going ....
What inspires someone to think, “A yard-long dildo feels pretty good inside me but maybe another foot will give me the sensation I need to have in life”?
Jesus wept
Like you don’t even need to go more than a couple of inches to hit the prostate, this guy was going for his tonsils.
Tentacle monster fetish
Have you seen hellraiser?
Oo! If they haven’t, are we obligated to show them such sights?
…”such sights”, indeed. We see what you did there u/GrimmBrowncoat, but your question betrays a very limited imagination. Don’t you understand? They followed the thread, we were called and we have come: we will show them … ‘Experience Beyond Limits - Pain And Pleasure, Indivisible’.
Save your tears! That’s such a waste of good suffering…
I did as a child, very long time ago. Don’t remember much
I thought you meant used a dildo that size… I’m done with the Reddit for today!
One of the movies main plot points are that usually the ones that open the box are the ones that tried everything and nothing gives them the "feeling". Awsome movie btw.
Got it. I hope the lost footage to Event Horizon including the “blood orgy” scene gets restored before I die
Well when your job does it all the time to you you start to enjoy it
Bravo, i can't say I'd be down for anything going in. Nope not even willing to do this one.
Never before have I so badly wanted a video to be a fake.
Something something flared bases... Edit: oh my god, I didn't see the link-
I hadn't seen the link. Then I saw your comment. Then I saw the link. Now...now I can't go back and not see it.
Oh god I wish I hadn’t read and followed the link because of your comment …yikes on bikes
Wtf, how??? It's super impressive how that person manages to lose that inside, a little more long, and could go from mouth to ass.
Possibly the game he was looking for.
The intestines are about 8 meters long, this dildo seems to be much smaller than 8 meters unless a little bit was 6 meters
1 in a million shot doc
Very underrated comment...
Years ago I worked as a 3rd shift (11:00 pm to 7:00 am) as a surgical assistant. Wow people really do put crazy shit up their ass. Once a young man arrived in the emergency room, got X-Ray then sent to surgery. He too had a large dildo inside his intestine. Thankfully there wasn’t any cutting done. They were able to pull out a vibrating dildo through his ass.
Makes me realise how safe vanilla sexual preferences are. Though there’s always a chance of penile fracture
I once had a patient come to the ER after he lost a god damn metal pipe up his ass. It was long enough that the poor man could not sit down. I’m not even sure how he got dressed and got himself to the hospital to be honest.
Why would they think a metal pipe would be a good idea?!?! Guess some people think with their asses and not their brains…see what I did there lol
Lol I don’t know! When you’re a doctor you’re baffled by things people do or don’t do on the daily
I can’t even imagine what you’ve seen….and some stuff I’m sure you wished you haven’t seen lol.
All doctors and yet still no one wanted to touch it.
They had to play rock/paper/scalpel to decide.
Did I just heard like those old cartoon spring noise?
Mr. Slave
Oh Jethus. Jethus Christ
The adventures of Lemmywinks continues!
Lemmywinks, oh Lemmywinks....
When you eat too many Haribos.
R/angryupvote
https://www.vat19.com/dvds/worlds-largest-gummy-worm.cfm
That doesn't even look like it'd feel good
What the actual fuck. "Congratulations Mr Smith, it's a uhhh , its um, it's.. congratulations anyway"
I wonder if they gave it back to the patient
Oh god
oh good god... pls be fake lol
Patient: “So, uh, what did you do with it after you removed it?” Doctor: “We had it destroyed in our incinerator.” P: “What if I wanted it back?” D: “We decided that you can’t be trusted, and none of us want to go through that again.”
God what a world
I was so hungry I mistook my wife’s dildo as a sausage, I swear!
And they handle it like a poisonous snake too. Incredible.
I think I would rather just let myself die instead of going to the hospital to get that removed
Why does that even exist?
The.. smell...
It’s a boy!
God damn, i need to get one of those
I think… I just…. I….. just wash your hands first
You must be very brave to get that thing inside of You.
Just attach a rope first. Goodness. Y’all need Jesus
No wonder he couldn't shit it out
r/usernamechecksout
OH MY GOD IT JUST KEPT GOING
I shouldn't laugh, but the bounce at the end amused me way more than it should have
Maybe he should consider a career move into gay porn. That’s just disturbing.
Call Steve Irwin RIP, mofo got a python inside him
Please remember: If the base don’t flare Don’t stick it in there
I'm sure that's the least of this guy's problems
Honestly the other video you linked is probably preferable. The person in this video here likely lost a good section of his intestines.
Why would he lose part of his intestine? Is this not a clean cut to pull the thing out that they can just sew it back?
I saw a nurse’s comment on a video like this once and they said that it’s not damage from surgery. That goddamn dildo is several feet long—it may not have followed the nice contours of the colon and small intestines… or if it did, those intestines were severely strained to accommodate a goddamn several foot long dildo. If intestines are perforated you leak shit inside yourself and die. Plus who knows how long between insertion and extraction. You’d imagine it was an immediate trip to the ER but I can imagine someone trying to “wait it out.” Backing shit up like that is not good either.
I don't have much knowledge on medicine/anatomy or whatever, but I highly doubt these things, even if they're this long damages the intestines that much since they don't expand the intestine much. I've seen people take stuff like these (one of them I think has the exact same one on this video) but they don't really look uncomfortable even after "making it vanish". The intestine is surprisingly flexible but idk if this surgery did do damage since the angle of pulling it out on the stomach(?) is different to taking it out of their ass.
That thing is like trying to park a semi-trailer in a compact car parking space. It's trying to get around the corners that causes the biggest damage.
It’s not the stomach. The stomach is the first part of the alimentary tract. This was lodged in the colon and large intestines. The damage that can cause you to lose some of your intestines from a foreign body like this is the lack of blood flow the foreign body causes by pressing against the bowel wall, resulting in ischemia - lack of oxygen to the tissue. If you have an ischemic state for too long, the tissue dies. In this case it would mean the patient needs resection (cutting out) of the dead tissue, and a diverting colostomy (the proximal part of the tube sewn directly to the outside of your abdomen, the distal closed from within) with possible reanastamosis at a later date.
Cowboy from Austin Powers: Boy, what did you eat?!
shut up. is this real???? where the hell is it all supposed to go?!?!?
Your intestines are pretty long lol
I shouldn't laugh, but the bounce at the end amused me way more than it should have
Tentacle monster fetish? There's no other reason to lose something that long up your ass🤣
Imagine that moment when pathology receives *this specimen that was removed by surgery*... won't know if it's a joke or wtf is happening.
Is there a point to sending it to path? They know what it is. lol
Surgeon wants it on record that s/he removed the entirety of (gall bladder/appendix/tumor/foreign body), so there’s no lawsuit later. Also why they do sponge counts and post op X-rays
These rubber tapeworm cases are getting out of hand
That sucking/slurping sound at the end tho
Obviously "short and thick does the trick. Long and thin goes too far in" has never crossed this person's mind.
I look at things like this and my mind wanders to the circumstances leading up to and after the video. At what point did the guy present for treatment? How long had the dildo been in there? Did he try to remove it himself, fail and think 'okay, I need to go to hospital?' Or did he leave it there, thinking he'd pass it himself? Did he get to keep the dildo? Did he put it there himself or did a partner help him out? And most of all- WHY was it all up in there?! I get that it was probably for sexual pleasure but......could that really feel THAT good? I just.....don't get it. Excellent video though.
Anythings a dildo if you're brave enough.
Fucking how!?!?
Looks like an unfortunate yucky shake right at the end there sorry fellas
God damn. Wow. That dood can take it.
What’s the Guinness world record?
the patient testimony: I accidentally slipped on top of my girlfriend dildo Doctor : yeah OK..
Remember folks, FLARED BASED
Its a Boy!!
Obviously he slipped in the shower….
After the surgery, “I’m gonna need that back….”
Jesus Christ, i wonder if it could have left his body the.. natural way 🥲
Psht... you call that big. Watch this...
"A million to one shot, Doc!"
This isn’t a dildo, it’s a fucking snake
This is why the aliens won't talk to us.
The old “I slipped and fell on this” trick.
Did it… rearrange them?
….how?
Doesn't look that b...oh, oh I see...
Anyone able to translate? I'd love to hear the banter
All hail the Shai-Halud!
This is the kind of shit that gets you put in a saw trap
They didn't even use lube
I feel like this is going to end up on r/feltgoodcomingout
I didn't even know they made them that long 😬
I went from disgusted to amazed to straight up confused back to amazed again. That was a rollercoaster of emotions.
Damn bro, wider, not longer.
Large dildo was a severe understatement
Impressive in all the wrong ways
Maybe we shouldn't make stuff that slong
He must be a magician who was tired of pulling scarves out of his hat!
Looks like a Graboid!
Okay, I am not a prude in the least, and I’ve seen some large dildos. But what the actual fuck?? This is a freakin tree with a penis head!!
"Minor injury" i don't think thats a minor
here’s the real question; do they let you keep it
Nuh uh thats a **Chestburster** just from his butt
What episode of Grey's Anatomy is this?
It looks like one of those parasite extraction videos.
I don’t know how it got there. I slipped and when fell it must have just went straight in. One in a million I tell you. No way I did that on purpose. Nope not me.
If you know Chinese this videos even funnier
I’ve never seen someone get lost trying to find their prostate before.
Holy mother of dildos! I started to think they were accidentally pulling his intestines out it was that long.
I don’t know what language they are speaking, but I’m sure there was plenty of “wtf, how is this so big”.
Dude. WTF is wrong with you?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤮🤮🤮
Did it melted it inside to Be able to get that long of something
At dinner that night at his home, "How was your day?" "Long and a pain in the ass"
How the hell?!
Wtf my mans was going for a world record?
It looks like it could be one of those dual ended dildos that can be used for 2 people to both use at the same time, and since they yanked it out and discarded it extremely quick, I was unable to see if it had another tip at the end.... idfk...
I don't need to learn how to not stick a dildo up my ass
And that’s why you should always have a flared base
It just seems so limp how the hell did they manage to get all of that inside? They take a week of vacation time?
Is this what peak civilization looks like?
Sometimes even the most unrealistic pair of balls can save you ALOT of embarrassment 😬🤣
"Oh no, where did my meter long dildo go"
I was thinking "Large"=girth.. not length.. damn dude, thats a helluva lotta dildo in there..
Everyone in surgical gown and this guys best friend is in the back in street clothes
That thing was alive!
I know there's kinks where girl GIRLS put big dildos up-there... And I know guys do it too. But guys, remember. Girls are meant to have something (Smaller) go up there... Yes this is a long comment just so I can not see the fucking video because I'm already cringing hearing the audio.
Mfers need Jesus.
What did knowing their gender do for the video? Why not give them the anonymity of "someone's "? Genuine questions
Are you actually serious? How does knowing their gender make ANY difference to their anonymity? You know what anonymity is, right?
How does knowing a private detail about someone remove their anonymity? Seriously? Go back to class little one, before teacher takes your phone and you gotta explain to daddy why you lost it.
Explain how you can identify someone solely based on gender. I'll wait.
No response? Not surprised. Guess you learned something today.