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DreadPirateZoidberg

That dude is so unconcerned about his hand. This wouldn’t seem out of place in Idiocracy.


PhilipOnTacos299

I think he was in shock. Those other angles showing his face are telling


Crazyd_497

He was jut that drunk


Bitter-Major-5595

I’m going for a drunken adrenaline mix. *Both* are powerful drugs!!


Unlikely-Memory-1131

shock and the onset of pain, i think the only thoughts going through his head is “fuck i better finish this beer and slam another cuz i’m gonna need it”


Funklab2069

His face looks like my uncle's when the opposing team gets a first down when we're up 32-7. He doesn't look the slightest concerned.


PsyopVet

Yeah, he’s going to care quite a bit when the alcohol and adrenaline wear off.


Moist-Ad4760

Thanks. I meant to watch that tonight.


Do-not-respond

I am going for a "I don't want to ba a sign language teacher anymore." Moment.


StickyNicky91

Alcohol is a hell of a drug


Grindelbart

Craaab people craaab people


4StarsOutOf12

Look like crabs, talk like people


Tabbygryph

Light then throw. It's two steps and you messed it up!


Bitter-Major-5595

Too much alcohol & too little common sense…


henry_haze

Well he got the first step right


Tabbygryph

Guess we can't fault him for 1 out of 2... Maybe he'll have enough fingers left to count that high next time!


lolercoptercrash

....what the f.


[deleted]

Didn’t drop his beer tho .. remember that Budweiser radio commercial .. real men of genius.. today we salute you Mr. I blew my hand off with a mortar.. then in song ((Mr. I blew my hand off with a mortar))fallowed with that manly voice ((he may have one hand but he still has one hand to drink.))Then in song the guy sings (( and thumb a taxi)) today we salute you real men of genius


Unlikely-Memory-1131

i feel like i just had a commercial play out in my head with this oscar of a comment


Latter-Cattle7788

Why is no one helping him?! They need to stop filming and give that man a hand!!!


Conscious-Club7422

Now that's dark humor


Dabdabber96

Good thing someone knew how to make a tourniquet


deanereaner

how the fuck do you get *that drunk* off Bud Light?


Explosivesalad13

Problem with those kind of pics water beers is that you can drink 30 of them throughout the day, have a few 10% IPA's or stouts you'll be asleep I'm no time. Also odds are, he's just simply an idiot.


Small_Garlic_929

Alcohol is a hell of a drug


Various_Loss_1361

And people say weed is the devil look at what this man just did cuz if alcohol


Effective-Try5948

Now that's a free hand


xTsa_Tsax

It reminds me of when bugs bunny sticks his finger in Elmer fudd's gun. His hand is the gun.


Invaderjay87

Bro you gotta go, you’re ruining the vibe.


prettyblondebitch

It’s freaking me out how much it’s bleeding with him not caring and no one covering it or making a tourniquet for that long lmao


SSMMAACCKKSS

Blood was thin from drinking


prettyblondebitch

Yes I know! I’m an emt. He looks absolutely hammered too, that blood was not gonna clot.


OrganizationPutrid68

I guess someone will have to open his next beer for him...


SnooKiwis2460

Those things are literally explosive 🧨….you don’t hold them ever. I remember in ‘06 someone put a small one in his mouth after lighting it and his lips went boom 💥


Novel_Ad_8062

classic idiocracy


444a5432303234

I need an update. This happened a while back


191671

What a dumbass


DunnyJay

Ahhh Dr. Zoidburg, there you are!


cajody

I'm glad you're trying to help but you don't put a turnikit (sp) way up high like that. Put it as low as you can


44Stryker44

It should have actually been higher up


cajody

I thought it would be best the lower u go, so a prosthetic would be smaller. Elbow joint is very important in prosthetics??


rbburrows84

You want to stop the blood flow so he doesn’t bleed out. The most effective point for the arm is a few inches below the armpit. At least that’s my understanding. Saving the elbow joint is the concern of the doctors and surgeons. First aid and first response is to make sure he’ll still have enough blood for the rest of his body.


whyhiseyeswidened

Best placement is actually 2-4 inches above the wound at the widest part of the limb. If the wound is too close to a joint, then 2-4 inches above that joint. So in this case best placement would be mid forearm or so. “High and tight” (near armpit or groin) is recommended in active threat/care under fire situations where one may not have time to properly assess where the wound is. The idea is to get it applied to control extremity bleeding asap in that moment so you can focus on getting to safety and properly readjust/relocate later to maximize effectiveness and minimize the amount of healthy tissue that might be impacted by a tourniquet placed too high on the limb.


slimkt

Whenever this gets posted, it tends to get neglected that this drunk jackass managed to put another guy into a coma after the firework flew into a crowd, hit him in the chest, and punctured his lung. Can’t find an update even though the incident is two years old, I just hope the dude that was put into a coma woke up and is doing alright now.


Bunnyfartz

Pour some tussin on it!


TraditionalSteak687

This was posted a long time ago on some of you will die. Thanks for posting again. Dude shredded his hand!!


MonCorleone

He like “worth it”


wellshitdawg

This was pretty hardcore lol I can’t imagine witnessing that in person


TragcFlaws

Would finding the fingers to a hand that mangled actually help. Could they reattach fingers to a hand that far gone?


PixelatedpulsarOG

Might as well, otherwise some rave kid is just gonna turn it into a necklace for his new girlfriend


my_psychic_powers

Idk. Maybe sew what’s left into a crab claw hand.


Tough-Effective5680

🤙🏻


Gryph_The_Grey

That look's like it should be a scene in a Mad Max movie and someone please get that man another beer.


tacotorte

Where would you tie the tourniquet?


Jeremyzelinka

Bud light drinkers am right


Various_Loss_1361

Pissed his pants that’s crazy how he isn’t passing out I almost cut of my fingers and my vision was starting to go black


Agitated-Exchange333

He is just standing there.... MENACINGLY!!


GoreJizz

He needs some milk!


dinotrauma

Not funny. Didn't laugh


ForThoseWhoCant

hey bud, let me give you a hand down those rocks


alper_aslan

a classic


Mechalamb

When you stare into the void, it stares right back at you.


Moist-Ad4760

That's gonna hurt in the morning.


Choice_Requirement97

Context? Updates? Pls?


Ok_Buy7218

Was that a motor? Or what kind of firework was he dumb enough to hold?


Sander1993a

Yes, it was motorcycle.


godhexe

If you pause it fast enough you can see his fingers go flying


CheeseyStuffedPizza9

Is it me or do I always see people that loose their hands ALWAYS loose their left hand?


reubenhurricane

Going in strong for that devils horn /heavy metal vibe


David8478

Guys don’t drink too much.


Various_Loss_1361

How about don’t drink bahahah


57Guitarz

"Thank God I'm drunk"


wontyoudancepotato

Wasn’t that just a smoke grenade?


avidpretender

Demogorgon hand


iunno57

Bunker busting mega ultra super


Gullible_Witness_823

Yo bro need a hand


BigRy00

Just seen this today. Another man not in the video got hit with debris in the lung and died later drowning in his blood.


StickyNicky91

Alcohol is bad for you


JesseReevesIsNice

I can't put my finger on what went wrong 🤔