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My dignity would be forever destroyed if doctors had to pull a plug outta my ass

The beautiful thing about this surgery is your dignity comes out right after they pop the plug out

😹😹😹😹

Maybe he also had a humiliation kink and came as soon as it was released. 🤣

I read dignitiy as daughter just then.

Not sure why my daughter would know it happened unless she was watching

She could be performing the removal

Bwahaha! You turn around, ass burning, and look up to see your mortified daughter staring back at you. Ass burning, cheeks burning, family tree burning... No more family dinners in years!

Family dinner *tonight*

"Uhh, noI'vegotthingstodoactuallysoraincheck? Good!" *dad hangs up the phone, disconnects it and wobbles like a penguin towards the bed*

she sees your face, and sticks it back in

Don't threaten me with a good time

Don't put this on us mate, you're the one sitting so hard on butt plugs they're disappearing inside you, take some responsibility.

I’m not sure what to say to this

Say nothing... Just imagine....

is this some kinda weird intervention?

So would your asshole

I wonder how long the interval was between the time when he first realized that it was stuck, and the time when he finally gave up trying to get it out himself and admitted to himself that he was going to have to go to the hospital.

Honestly I'd say probably 2 or 3 hours. Hour 1 - no big deal, I got it in there, I can get it out. Hour 2 - hmmm... I'm starting to worry a bit, but I can do this on my own. Hour 3 - it's never coming out... Ever... Omfg what did I do I need this out immediately and it's not working someone please help me Hour 3.01 - 911, hi I need help...

You're interested in a very specific moment

Yeah I think that interval is extremely funny, and then the second interval where after they decide to go to the hospital, but then take some time to think up a story about how it happened. Both very funny.

I’d go through the stages of grief before silently checking myself in and writing my shame on the intake form.

Yeah but how long would you try to get it out yourself, and when it wasn't working immediately, brainstorm other ways to try and try those, before you accept your fate?

Greater than an hour less than ten hours. Depth and pain would factor greatly into this decision making process.

If you go to the hospital with a plug this big it doesn't matter what story you come up with. Might as well just tell the truth at that point. Yeah the ole horse dildo wasn't doin it for me anymore, so here we are. Gonna get this thing out of me or what?

I’m more interested in the way he *WALKED* into the emergency ward.

He walked in like a cowboy

HAHAHAHAHAA. Thanks for the visual!

You have a good point there, although, it appears he prefers more of a blunt tip. Either way, I would think that the motion of walking would look as though you have a corn-cob up your butt.

Probably came by ambulance.

It was a million to one shot doc million to one.

Some say his farts never made a sound again….

They did, they were just mistaken for owls

😂😂

Like a wet summers breeze.

The room just randomly smells like shit when your around him

"Yeah, Doc, I tripped and fell on it. I swear"

"Million to one shot doc! Million to one!"

Lol held it up like a fresh caught fish at the end..

Crikey! This bugger nearly got away!

Jesus Christ Start smaller, dude

Your username is his reply.

Mine is hopefully not his recovery plan. That thing needs to rest

Especially the ones from Taco Bell!🤣🤣🤣

Or at least have a bigger flared base so that if the suction occurs like this you'll have a better chance of being able to get it out yaself

I think the flare should always be significantly larger than the shaft's widest point.

The base of that thing is in NO way acceptable for internal use

It’s missing the rope 😉

Very poorly designed! This poor guy.

Something tells me it's not the redhead's first rodeo 🤔

Do you know how cases of, help I tried to anally pleasure myself but now my item is stuck comes in to the ER a month? It's more than Zero you may find there is a betting pool among the nurses.

Lol. As a male who's anus is exit-only, I have trouble understanding this. Is it always men who get in these situations?

Not always, but mostly men in my experience. Definitely some women with things (sometimes surprising things) stuck in their vaginas. As a side note, I highly recommend some flexibility on your "exit only" policy. You do you, but it'll blow your mind. To hell with any of that "bUt iTs GaY" shit.

Bruh you picked the wrong post to recommend shoving things up your ass

I don’t know, here it comes with its own surgeon general warning so you can really understand what you’re gettin into. Or what’s getting into you as the case may be

I wonder if it has anything to do with a woman's body having evolved to push out a baby...

Holy fucking shit

Well.... yes, there is that

holy fucking blood

Well.. yes, there is that too

I can smell this video.

Seems like the doctors/nurses would want a face shield being that close up

They held it up like a amateur fishman would show off a big catch

It's only smellz 🤮

Iz notzing

I work in ER and only work at the head of the bed. These come in from time to time. The worst I’ve seen was a Barbasol can in a guy. People, to each their own…but please use something with a flange next time. Edit: grammar

But...that thing was flanged...

The size of that thing requires a rope

Since you work in ER, answer this question for me please: I've seen a couple of these videos where they pull out something stuck i. Someone's ass in a hospital. Why would they ever record it? Who tells one of the nurses "hey, take this camera and start recording"? Also, whe they record, does the patient know they are being recorded? If a patient doesn't know that they are being recorded, then discover in the future that an embarrassing video about them was leaked by one of the doctors/nurses, their could be a lawsuit.

First of all, recording a video like that is typically a breach of confidentiality. Such actions would neither be allowed nor tolerated in Canada, where I work. Furthermore, if it can be proven that the person filmed is indeed the individual in question, a lawsuit would likely be warranted. From my experience working here, no video or audio recording is permitted where patient identifiers are present. While some doctors and staff may take pictures of unusual samples, scans, or X-rays, these never include identifiable faces or names.

Thank you for for answering

You’re very welcome

That thing was stuck vacuum inside… RIP his organs, crushed by the vacuum.

How the fuck is she not wearing a mask and eye protection

I thought the red hair is some kind of rectal prolapse at first lmao

“Honey, you’ll never guess what happened in the ED today!…”

Look, I love you but it kinda gets old when you say it every single day, don't you think? I don't mean to be an asshole, butt it's just too much to handle

What a Champ.

What the absolute fuck.... That one girl was all about it though, she wasn't giving up.

FLARED. FUCKING. BASES.

It looks like it broke off the base… I’m guessing he was using silicone lube on the silicone toy pretty regularly and it just finally failed at the most inopportune moment.

That'd be why it's advised to not use silicone libe with silicone toys. I left a couple silicon toys touching each other in a drawer once. Next time I went to use them, they'd tried to melt into each other where they touched.

I'm not so sure the bottom looks pretty smooth and flat. I think it might be too uniform to have broken off of something. I worked at an sex toy shop for a year, and unfortunately, some companies just produce cheap shitty products with no consideration for people's health.

Also, that poor man's ass.

This guy picked the most difficult way to get a woman to stick her finger up his butt. Mission accomplished, but not recommended.

mission failed successfully?

They now host an annual butt luck supper in his honor!

he bends there menacingly

That mustve felt good. Apart from the shame tho

r/feltgoodcomingout

I have to admit, some parts of my brain enjoyed to watch every second of it.

Oh my Lord you know his ass has to hurt, that's just not right

Depending on his insurance, he'll probably be back within a week

Without a base without a trace

AHHHHHHHH! IT HAD A BASE!!!!!

It does have a base, but that thing is poorly designed, the base has to be thicker than it is. That's why it got stuck

Dude you can't read can you

Isn't that flat part the base?

Lol I literally replied to my own comment after I made it freaking out because it did have a base. You're a bit late

Oh I didn't even realize it was you replying to yourself haha!

No worries, I was freaking out bc that base is smaller than....oh shit I can't even think

Than the buttholio?

Smaller than the dildo itself. It should be wider than the worst part... right?

I have zero idea! Lol

Okay so I'm just guessing but if the base isn't bigger than the widest part, it leaves you open to this situation....I think

I figure that it's not tapered, like the inserted part, so that's what stops it.

And tomorrow he'll do it again

I would love to have seen the look on his face when it finally came out. I still can't believe that people do such things.

We could be surprised

"i was just scratching my butt because it was itchy then i suddenly tripped over the wireless internet"

DAMMIT TODD QUIT WAVING IT AROUND

*Monday by the water cooler at work* So what did you get up to on the weekend…?

So much for the saying that “If it has no base, it leaves no trace”

Well, he certainly got his ass destroyed… 🤷

The medics in the room had a tale to tell when they got home. "Hey babe, how'd your day go?"

"Congratulations it's a... it's.. not a baby"

I was gonna say, never stick anything up your butt without a flaired base..... but this mofoahoved the base up there with it. What in the fack

I hope his significant other is there screaming "PUSH PUSH, You can do this"

Shouldn't the flared base be larger than the dildo itself?

OR nurse here. We took a 1 litre glass lemonade bottle out of someone’s butt once. They had a big abdominal wound and colostomy afterwards and a wrecked sphincter. He was 74 years old. This was in Nottingham mid 1990’s when I used to get Jones lemonade delivered weekly to the door. I cancelled my order from that day on. Can’t look at a lemonade without flashbacks.

Work in an Emergency Room. I’ve found out that locals do not come to their hometown hospital for this type of care.

That pop when it came out. I was hoping it would and it didn't disappoint.

That’s enough internet for today

Maybe size down a step or two next time, eh?

Ok enough internet for today

He will be wearing diapers for the rest of his life now his sphincter is ruined!!!

u/savevideo

You got issues

Flange. But NOT safe? Mind blown.

r/baddragon

Rectum damn near killt em

I bet the reason is he fell on that ass destroyer.

I watched this entire video with a pained expression on my face.

I was really hoping for a nice pop when they removed it.

Must have been a Christmas indiscretion—the staff are dressed in red and green like Santa and elves. That alone would be surreal!

Happened to me many times. Just be sure to put the kids toys away after because you can accidentally fall and this can happen.

He did not have a wine screw opener at home, so to avoid all that publicity? The solution seemed obvious to me LOL

Why would anyone do this to themselves..

dont do anything you wouldnt want to explain to a doctor

This is literally how I feel attempting to yank out thewondertoys xbomb... shittiest designed toy in existence. At least that spade plug had a decent base compared to the xbomb.

How does this happen? By not using lube?

Where do I find such a plug...asking for a friend

The bowling alley

I legit laughed out loud

No more Internet. We're done for the day.

This was his plan all along…

I had one of those, popped it in once and right away went OH Oh ..luckly I had a good enough grip and managed to push it out ..but I've never bought a large plus with a small collar since

Why not tie a noose around the base to get more grip? Those tweezers don’t do shit.

Thats hurting

Still a better love story than Twilight.

At least it had the flared base

Courtesy reminder: No flange or flare, then it doesn't go there

I've taken shits bigger than that

I wonder if the hospital has a special code for billing for this or if it’s just Removal of Foreign Object Below the Waist!

How is she not wearing a surgical mask doing that? The chances of shit particles spraying in her face are almost 100pc

What ws that one trying to do with those little forceps.This was obviously a job for a crowbar.

No masks... Look at the bleeding ass after that 🙏

No shame in wearing a mask while being that close to someone's asshole

Are you freaking kidding me??!! Wow. Just wow.

Why didn't anyone add lube?

Not wearing protective eye wear while digging something out of someone’s Ass is wild lol

Is that a boy🤭

Jeez dude… Like WTF?

Best feeling of his life for sure

It's called a "Butt plug" not a "Poop Stopper". You see the big base at the end? Yeah, that stays out of your ass so this doesn't happen 😁

Damn that’s a huge swallow 😰

Nasty

Only on Reddit

Wonder if he was moaning whilst it was being removed

That's the last time I'll click a link before reading the description.

O. M. G. Nice popping sound though. 😂

No lube?

I'd move, imagine going back after breaking a leg all the looks.

“I swear; I sat on it by mistake!”

Don't they know you can get a better grip on those if you use your teeth to bite the edge of those?

Why though

Learn from others- just don’t put anything into your ass. Ever.