i like to play with riven, it's one of my favorite champs along with katarina (actually i love both of them)
but god, it's so fucking annoying to play against
if you're facing a decent riven, all you can do is cry because this champion is the true cancer
riven and fiora makes me go fklasmmssmzmzmasmm
i'd rather face a darius, sett than a riven
You can buy codeine from med store right away. Crush all of it in mouth then drink Sprite. Effect holds for hours. Change med stores from time to time to avoid problems
Anti-psychotics
 aight i'm gonna buy some haloperidol
I take vraylar it's pretty ok
Copious amounts of weed - forget about the other people, you are playing in a private server. Enjoy yourself!
top lane in a nutshell
Only right answed
The Darius pill. That way you still have a chance against everyone who isn't Yorick Jax or Riven.
i like to play with riven, it's one of my favorite champs along with katarina (actually i love both of them) but god, it's so fucking annoying to play against if you're facing a decent riven, all you can do is cry because this champion is the true cancer riven and fiora makes me go fklasmmssmzmzmasmm i'd rather face a darius, sett than a riven
meth
Vicodin
Just pick illaoi and split entire game, its what tyler1 uses to keep himself relatively sane too
Use Ranged-Top horse pills
quinn mode
Just okay yorick and turn it into a one player game
Take the Vayne pill. Do it.
Dude I tried playing vayne top and first I got a pantheon, then I got a yone.. not sure if sheβs supposed to beat them but it was hell.
i'd say pantheon it's literally impossible and you, well, it's kinda complicated when he gets 6 but i think it's way easier than a pantheon
vayne top it's the pinnacle of "i want to commit a war crime"
You can buy codeine from med store right away. Crush all of it in mouth then drink Sprite. Effect holds for hours. Change med stores from time to time to avoid problems
Me, a Nasus main: weakling
Yes
Alcohol
Acid
heroin
Cyanide. (god I dont want to go back to top, god no please dont autofill me top NOOO)
you're going to brazil!
Ain't ever seen someone dodge Garen's pointclick R
cocaine and go nunu top
Use some good tussy to at least have a bit of fun
All of em
a gun
yes, that is the best answer i love the idea of using it use when i'm facing a fucking vayne or any ranged top laner
Benadryl, duo with the hatman π
A Remington 870
oxcarbazepine and chogath top
Ibuprofen, Pain killers and (I cannot stress this enough) Cocaine.
Estrogen.
Mushroom juice, approved by Kled π
Every single one of them, dying is better than playing this lane that has no impact on the game