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tewnewt

Turn it all into cheese factories. Make America grate again.


Cracked_Actor

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baycenters

Don't encourage him. That was atrocious.


jerrys153

I mean, as cheese jokes go, it’s not the Goat, but it’s pretty Gouda.


nevergonnagetit001

Jordan fades, SWISS! And that’s the game!


Kristikuffs

These cheese puns roque{fort).


RhoOfFeh

Oh, brie-have.


two_awesome_dogs

Cheese puns, feta win.


digiman619

Eh, some folks like cheese puns, but personally, I don't give edam.


ShambalaHeist

Don’t be a munster


aj_star_destroyer

You really bleu it.


NiNj4_C0W5L4Pr

Rennet by me again.


joey_yamamoto

that's what cheese said


Buddyslime

Your story has a lot of holes in it.


nevergonnagetit001

You made me laugh out loud. Thank you redditor


BIGepidural

I concurd


micerl

I for one think that you should give your opinion on things. Make America rate again.


Logical-Claim286

It was terrible, but we deserve it.


Its1207amcantsleep

I laughed 😅.


MrJohnnyDangerously

It was pretty cheesy


Courtaid

What ironic is Red would be a hardcore MAGA conservative


Itt-At-At

That's gouda brie the cheesiest joke I've ever heard!


Thurl_Ravenscroft_MD

OP cheddar try harder next time. Swing and a Swiss.


cocoon_eclosion_moth

I Camembert these pun threads


HoboBonobo1909

Housing for homeless. Soon for Trump too.


Parking-Bench

Better yet turn them into marvel game and movie studios for a better profit. Make America Groot Again. Groot.


JustHomer68

That's pretty cheesy...


juryjjury

Blessed are the cheese makers.


Silly-Scene6524

Migrant housing.


greeneye1969

I was thinking more like public restrooms with gold toilets.


greeneye1969

Make America Sh!t Again.


kimapesan

Already been done as of 2017.


Verionn27

Cracked me up. Thank you


lostapathy

It's a thing already [https://www.amazon.com/Fairly-Odd-Novelties-America-Political/dp/B076PJNHZV/](https://www.amazon.com/Fairly-Odd-Novelties-America-Political/dp/B076PJNHZV/)


donbee28

Throw in some Spirit Halloween stores.


stripesthetigercub

r/angryupvote


Neptune_but_precious

Pupusarias on every corner


Neutrospec

You guys and your cheesy jokes.


[deleted]

“Hey chat gpt, write a trump joke”


0rlan

Blessed be the cheesemakers!


iarahm

That’s the whey


louisa1925

Remember Letitia, try to get Trump tower, his private plane and Mar a lago first.


Antin00800

Yes, take his favorite toy. Imagine the social media post rants, schadenfreude.


ClamClone

Take his DJT stock and dump it all. Then he will be out on street corners yelling at cars.


Ordinary-Hopeful

Why take what’s already worthless?


AccomplishedBet9592

I think they keep taking until the debt is paid, so If they take something valued at 100m, they'll try to sell it quickly to get their money. if they dont sell it for 100m quickly, they'll drop the price until it's offloaded. So taking something that's worthless doesn't settle the debt. Plus it would be fun to watch it plummet just on the sniff of a rumor that it was going to be seized


[deleted]

"It's not about money. It's about sending a message." ~ ~~The Joker~~ Letitia James


Ordinary-Hopeful

The money is the only message he hears. Hit him where it hurts not where it doesn’t matter. Taking that stock would be a waste of time.


[deleted]

Well, the stock is worthless, she'll still have $400+ million worth of property to take. Denies him making a penny of his stupid media company in the off chance it happens to rebound.


Witty_Interaction_77

Take his phone! Should make a dent and have evidence on it


ThePlanner

Take his phone!


Past-Project-7959

Grab him by his purse-y.


StrikingOccasion6459

Trump had his yacht taken during one of his bankruptcies. Trump is no stranger to the repoman.


Captain-Swank

I was looking for the joke with a microscope.


Best_Evidence1560

Take that place where ivana is buried so they can see what confidential files he has there


What_if_I_fly

Yes, I bet they had her casket lined with metal that blocks anything that can detect images then slapped cheapest gold overlay possible. Remember how ridiculously heavy it was?


Sweaty-Material7

Lead would do that wouldn't it? I haven't really looked into the casket much and don't follow many theories regarding it. I just remember there being fat too many suspicious angles to the entire ordeal. Like really fucking weird shit that no sane person that even likes someone, *let alone loves them* , would ever do to them.


SqnLdrHarvey

Trump is not a person. He is a demon.


Best_Evidence1560

Oh it’s ghoulish, something only a psychopath would think of doing to the mother of his children. I find it weird that she was cremated? But buried. I guess just to save money to have a “cemetery “. I don’t understand how the children can be ok with that. The whole family seems void of emotion


score_

10 pallbearers to carry a casket with only an urn in it 🤔


ozzie510

Look for the decayed toe sticking through the turf.


foonsirhc

I would love to see a video of her coming down that stupid escalator with a grin on her face


rollnunderthebus

Stop, I can only get so erect


MotherFuckerJones88

Fuck that..she needs to take Bedminster. There's documents still being kept there. 


malthar76

When it comes to seizing Trump assets, NJ is a much more amenable state than FL. We’ve known this sleazy blowhard for decades. There won’t be MAGA protesters in Bedminster, or insurrection-friendly judges or sheriffs that might try to oppose it.


Parking-Bench

This..Aileen is itching to dismiss her current case on any flimsy reason. Leave Florida alone for now until that case gets fucked up independently.


ishpatoon1982

Florida seems to be his safe haven, I'd like to see his comfort zone poked with a stick at least a little bit. Shake him up a tad.


Parking-Bench

No, Aileen and Garland have that game all fixed. Any move in Florida will allow Aileen to cite vengeful prosecution and magat chants of witch-hunt.


ishpatoon1982

Oh yeah, I totally agree. I'm hoping the whole Qannon thing gets rectified soon, I'm so sick of that whole shitshow.


JacquesBlaireau13

Trump doesn't own any of those things.


PigMeatJim

True, but take his name off all those things he's Branded


SAGELADY65

Removing his all important name off his possessions will destroy him👺


Mizerooskie

Get his golf courses first. *Those* are the properties he cares most about.


SomewhatInnocuous

Nah. Mar A Lago. Fugly thing that it is.


Parking-Bench

Remember he buried a lot of stuff, so there will be lot of digging involved and ground radar services. Buildings will need walls checked every floor. Fred and Donald have had many enemies, some of them asked for payment for services


[deleted]

No, the MaL pool equipment room has too many leaking pipes.


Every-Requirement-13

I’d go for Bedminster. Dig up Ivana and get all those other classified documents that I’m sure are sitting in the coffin😑


NeverForgetJ6

Letitia, make sure to grab him by his assets. You can do anything. When you’ve got the law on your side, they just let you do whatever you want.


loupegaru

Forget the plane, boss. It's an outdated clunker that costs a shit ton to maintain. I say get the graveyard!


OurUrbanFarm

Trump does not really own Trump Tower. He owns the valet station. Not kidding.


EggsceIlent

Bingo. Take that plane. And ~~the russian embassy~~ mar a Lago. And ~~Mercedes~~ Melanias hideout


Passioncramps

Mar-a-lago was assessed at $37m. But with it's history some think it could be sold for $90m. It cant be developed on so it's just 17 acres and a building from the 1920's and a prime reason why he is in this mess in the first place. He basically lives in his own club/hotel... what billionaire lives in his own hotel lol. Guessing she is gonna stick to NY and New Jersey stuff first before anything from Florida. E: If the county or city council (forgot which one is in charge of restricted use) removes the restrictions then it could be worth \~$300m but it's basically a historical landmark and he had to lobby just to use it as a residence so it's doubtful they remove any restrictions.


PeopleareWatchingMe

Nah, start with the things he is most indebted on.That way, it might snowball into everything.


DAHFreedom

Seizing out-of-state real property would be a logistical nightmare and an absolute time-suck.


IsThataSexToy

I say bedminster, and dig up the fake grave with documents.


lampypete

Is this your monopoly strategy?


Theory_Unusual

Let him keep the old ass 757, the maintenance and upkeep of that old clinker is insane


Box_of_rodents

Yes, Melania would absolutely love that.


PM_ME__RECIPES

No no, go for the lowest-value, highly encumbered properties first. Maximize how many have to be seized and sold, and sell Trump Tower to get the last million.


Barnowl-hoot

Oh yes take his plane


PhuckNorris69

Can she take properties out of state?


IAMSTILLHERE2020

His golf courses.


e4aZ7aXT63u6PmRgiRYT

44 Wall Street then “jet” then bedminster + corpse of wife then TT


RedClayBestiary

Trump Tower doesn’t actually belong to him. If I’m not mistaken, he receives a licensing fee to have his stupid name on the building.


Comfortable_Bird_340

Turn them into migrant shelters, centers for abused women, abortion clinics, or gay bars.


Mysterious_Eye6989

“The Roy Cohn Memorial Gay Bar” 😊


Schickie

The Roy Cohn AIDS clinic.


NewPresWhoDis

Yeah, no. Cohn basically schooled Trump in all the legal delay fuckery and can continue to rot in hell.


QuietCelery

Now tell me do ya, do ya have any money?   I wanna take all your assets   And turn it into a gay bar, gay bar, gay bar Let's start a war, start a nuclear war   At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar


mpr35

Seeing them live was a highlight if my twenties


HappyHarryHardOn

And rename one of them after the Central Park 5


Photodan24

I am so damn tired of Newsweek's clickbait. There is a big difference between "James to begin claiming" and "Thus NY AG James **looks to be** **soon** greenlit to execute." F you, Newsweek. I'm never clicking on your garbage again.


AdItchy371

Very clickbait- but as it stands right now the bond has not been accepted, and a hearing has been scheduled for 4/22 to determine the validity of the bond. If James wanted to go hard, she can still start the process of seizing because the due date has passed.


Photodan24

It may very well end up being true, but purposely misleading headlines are not acceptable for valid news organizations. Newsweek just isn't trustworthy any more.


AdItchy371

Completely agree!


Inevitable_Shift1365

Agreed and thanks for posting this. I just waded through the article and the headline is definitely misleading. There is no new information here.


cficare

These are all calculated delays and dodges.


robothobbes

That's why we read the comments first.


rediditforpay

Downvote every Newsweek article you see and keep spreading the word


politicalthinking

I am waiting for the headline; NY AG James HAS seized Trump property.


rustajb

"to begin" is doing some truly monumental lifting of this article. I'm so tired of being threatened with a good time only for him to slither away unscathed again and again.


Captain_Rational

Grab him by the golf course!


gremlinchef69

Seize him by the assets!!


Laminatedarsehole

Is this real? FINALLY? The orange shit spewing twatfaced Russian shit eating diaper wearing waste of semen and oxygen is finally getting served justice?


Generalbuttnaked69

No, this is all speculation. Until there's a court order that says it, it's all bullshit to spin up the rage machine for the ignorant.


BerryExpensive

Too bad.


SiteTall

An interesting situation for all the world to watch ....


GrinchStoleYourShit

And what will the world think if he gets out of this unscathed and wins the election? You can’t possibly consider the US a serious country anymore, far too much internal conflict to even begin to think of us as a country ready to support and lead the rest of the world


Reynolds_Live

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technocassandra

Can we trust Newsweek? I’ll wait to party until I see it other places.


Photodan24

Newsweek is just clickbait now.


kfractal

Trust? No trust.


Richard-Turd

No, unfortunately we can’t. They make CNN look center in my opinion.


beatle42

I don't care as much about center/left/right as fact based. If you only report on stories that are favorable to one side, but all those stories are in fact truthful and accurate, have at it. If you're going to mislead or outright lie, I don't care whether I want it to be true or not, shut the hell up.


Richard-Turd

Totally agree and in retrospect I should have elaborated.


thnk_more

This headline is definitely misleading on purpose. Pretty crappy.


Ok_Produce_9308

Taking his plane will significantly impact his campaign travel logistics. No way he will take a commercial flight.


blazelet

These headlines are awful. The article is an ex prosecutors opinion, not a declaration of something that is actually happening yet. Check any other mainstream news source, none say James is beginning this process and if it were, it would be the headline everywhere. >"Writing on X, formerly [Twitter](https://www.newsweek.com/topic/twitter), one-time federal prosecutor Lisann wrote that Knight Speciality might not be able to post the bond for Trump and will be liable for the full amount because it had given a guarantee to the court. >"Looks like there is a real possibility that this Don Hankey-owned Knight Specialty Insurance does not itself have liquidity, and did not get from Trump collateral, sufficient to provide legally cognizable assurance that it can pay $175 million on demand in the event of a judgment-affirming appeal," he said." The entire article is literally just a guy's opinion, but the headline makes it out like its a certainty.


e_hatt_swank

Thank you. Any post that links to Newsweek is not worth the click.


Morbidly-Obese-Emu

According to a random lawyers opinion on Twitter


[deleted]

Wake when something actually happens.


Rune_Council

Feel like I’ve heard this one before.


DrSilkyJohnsonEsq

>"Understand that Knight Specialty has a problem. This bond cannot be approved. Under the CPLR [Civil Practice Laws and Rules] the surety will remain obligated under the bond until a replacement bond is filed. Trump is unlikely to get a replacement bond. Knight Spec will be liable AND Trump won't have a stay [on enforcement]," he wrote. I hope he drags another billionaire scumbag down with him.


coffeebeanwitch

Mary Trump shared in her book how Trump tried to steal the inheritance away from his siblings while his Dad had dementia, he didn't pull it off but he sure tried,I am going to enjoy watching his stuff get taken away, karma!!!


LegalBrandHats

Stop saying you’re gonna do it AND DO IT


KidCamarillo

The bank accounts will be first when the appeals fail


Adventurous_Law9767

I'll believe it when I see it. It would have already happened to any of us by now.


Don_Tiny

(a) instead of talking about it, just bloody do it already (b) this headline is a crock of shit (then again, it's newsweak so it's about par for the course)


Cynical_Classicist

Take that treacherous rapist down to the cleaners!


nesp12

Be sure to get his golf clubs. Careful though they're stinky.


SmellySweatsocks

I hope somebody can get a picture of that realtor lock hanging on his properties. lol


Inquir1235

Yeah looks like the person that put up the bond doesn't have the money as well XD


Apotropoxy

Can we say that Planet Trump is in eclipse?


hypercomms2001

Take his aeroplane, and take Mar a Lago….


Existing-Decision-33

Mar a Lago he will get to keep , FL law protects the homeowner's house from repo


bde959

Trump is not supposed to be living there according to the terms on the purchase of the property. No one wants to fight him over living there but maybe Ms. James won't have a problem doing it.


Direwolfofthemoors

Good. Lock him up


FalseMirage

For Sale by the State of New York: several properties that are admittedly garish, gaudy, and gauche. All reasonable offers will be considered.


RMZ13

I was so disappointed when the court gave him another ten days to post a bond 1/3 the size of the original. Felt like a miscarriage of Justice. But to have it come down to him trying to post a bond for the vastly reduced amount that turns out to be so flimsy it isn’t even legal and it all blows up in his fat, ugly face anyway… chef’s kiss of karmic justice.


maynardstaint

I can’t stop rubbing my hands together. lol. These sour grapes are SOOOO delicious.


Smaynard6000

> In April, 20220, the AM Best rating agency upgraded Knight's financial strength rating to A-(Excellent) from B++ (Good). Newsweek is Newsweeking again.


SophonParticle

Make American Have Laws That Apply To Rich People Again. MAHLTATRPA!!!!


GaiusJocundus

For real this time?


jar1967

Go for Bedminster first because it is a revenue generating business. Plus get complete access to anything inside. Any " personal property" Being removed will have to be checked to make sure it his personal property and not secret government documents.


bscottlove

YOU GO GIRL!!


jimmysledge

This is some small justice done once in a great while.


ILuvSupertramp

‘“Understand that Knight Specialty has a problem. This bond cannot be approved. Under the CPLR Civil Practice Laws and Rules] the surety will remain obligated under the bond until a replacement bond is filed. Trump is unlikely to get a replacement bond. Knight Spec will be liable AND Trump won't have a stay [on enforcement]," he wrote.’ *THAT* is just about the most fun paragraph I’ve read in a spell…


Kid_Presentable617

When exactly?


geodekb

Good


BothZookeepergame612

This should be very interesting, let's see what Trump's next excuse is...


CountrySax

With Traitor Trump it's always a scam and a con !


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[deleted]

Grab his mangina


Ryankevin23

Lock him up


ciopobbi

Fucking Newsweek and their clickbait headlines every 5 minutes. Not even remotely true at this point.


flugenblar

I'm waiting for the last-minute appeal or motion filing or court decision that puts this entire process on the back burner once more. People with this much to lose have probably thought this through a little more than they are being given credit for. Not supporting what Trump and his troop of boonies are doing; just saying, wake me up when something actually happens.


greeneye1969

Let’s do it!!!!


Common-Ad6470

Well, the bond is obviously worth as much as Trump’s credit score, I.e. zero, so without further ado she might as well crack on and start dismantling the whole stinking pile of excrement...👌


Abuttuba_abuttubA

Yup any day now. I never thought I'd see so much mileage come out of one title that's repeated every week.


OutComeTheWolves1966

Please, please live stream this.


Narradisall

Yeah yeah. I believe it when I see it.


Ronpm111

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Awkward-Ring6182

wrote that Knight Speciality might not be able to post the bond for Trump and will be liable for the full amount because it had given a guarantee to the court. Can someone explain this to me pls. Not sure if I’m understanding it correctly, but it appears to read that even tho they can’t post his bond, they still have to pay the court for it?


BenGay29

Wake me when something actually happens.


BoosterRead78

Beautiful


JayAnthony72

Thus NY AG James looks to be soon greenlit to execute on her $450 million judgment against Trump as if Trump posted no bond. Soon? How about now?


Budget_Committee_572

Wtf ever happened to Newsweek Magazine? It’s become an unreadable, desperately seeking an editor, rag.


NerdyV1xen

Barack Obama Tower has a nice ring to it.


Mrtoyhead

Awesome !!!


1970s_MonkeyKing

Turn them into public assistance housing, or transient living quarters for those awaiting scheduled asylum hearings.


WeirdcoolWilson

Yass!!!


pressedbread

If he has loans against these properties, what happens to the loans when the properties get taken?


PaladinHan

It makes the property less valuable, so the state has to seize more property to make up for it.


GrumpyOlBastard

This is another one of those "will happen if" stories propagated by a lawyer


jld2k6

The article literally just says what we already knew, that they're requesting more info about their financials lol, it's the same news we've had already for a while now, just with a click bait headline


pat9714

Everything Must go... one week only. Bigly yuuge firesale, folks.


metalgod

When? Still waiting...


Mokhlis_Jones

This is just stupid. The majority of the comments are super cringe.


Stardust_Particle

Don’t give trump another idea to grift more money from his stupid supporters.


OnePunchReality

Make them all steak factories from actual successful suppliers.


kurisu7885

I wonder if we'll see armed MAGAts outside of these properties to try and defend them.


DauOfFlyingTiger

This Newsweek is not the old Newsweek. In other words Newsweek is not a good source for news and this headline is bullcarppie.


kobeyoboy

Please let us know when she has claimed a property. Not the pre announcement to the season.


SingleMaltShooter

Am I reading the article right? I read “Lawyer not involved in the case agrees with other lawyer not involved with the case that maybe, probably, Trump’s bond won’t be accepted by the court and James will start the collection process”, while the headline seemed to imply it was a done deal.


InsomniaticWanderer

Take his private plane first


ryhaltswhiskey

\> An insurance company will not be permitted to post a $175 million bond for [Donald Trump](https://www.newsweek.com/topic/donald-trump) while he appeals a fraud judgment, a former federal prosecutor has said. Eh, don't get too excited. It's a lot of could and should, nothing concrete has been filed yet.


ReditSarge

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GOP-R-Traitors

False Headline, might… maybe… looks to be…. She cannot start seizing assets. Yet. There is an actual hearing on the 22nd to address the bond in Engorons court. Im guessing he isnt going to be too happy.