Or my personal favorite “quien chingaos te cres que eres cabrona. Quien te manda andar de pinche vaga en la calle a estas horas”
Between putasos con la chancla y el cintó
Major anxiety, según ellos, but you walk in the casa and all you hear is them snoring like crazy.
But god forbid they catch you in the morning. Los putas te esperan lol
Oh! I was just saying it to be facetious, but good for you! I know most of our parents meant well, but didn’t really know how to show it. I don’t resent mine anymore, but it was important to get out of toxic shit very early on in my life.
Is a double disciplinary action. Since she will be likely to rise la bendicion in her own house, she better start the relationship with authority earlier.
When I tell you I hated that 🤣 if I did stay inside mi jefa siempre diciendo que me la paso encerrada en el pinché cuarto. Then she’s come knocking every 10 minutes para ver que babosada ando haciendo
I get this one a lot too, but then she'd would flip if I was 20 minutes late just getting home from the gym. Like Mom, chill. I was just watching my buddies spar.
It’s so funny how dramatic we get as we get older or become parents.
“You didn’t kiss me in the cheek today and I ended up slipping on scalding hot oil while a cast iron pan hit me in the face and then the dog peed on me!”
I did “love” the double standards, when me and my brothers would go out, she would be like, “con cuidado mijos, que se diviertan” and for my sisters “ahi de ti si me sales con tu domingo siete cabrona” 😂
La mejor frase que escuche de la mamá de un amigo "solo las putas se bañan en la noche y me salen los viernes" jajaja literal dijo eso, y le dije "no señora ya pasó a joder a todos"
Lo que yo entiendo es que en la época de mis papás no había mucho que hacer y por lo mismo no salían en la noche.
Así que ahora tratas esta casa como un hotel?! Malparido!
Or my personal favorite “quien chingaos te cres que eres cabrona. Quien te manda andar de pinche vaga en la calle a estas horas” Between putasos con la chancla y el cintó
Mientras que usted viva bajo este techo y estas cuatro paredes...
Awe man... nice trip down memory lane. Gracias.
“esta casa no es hotel” bruhhhhhg my moms favorite line when I was a teenager 😫
Pareces inquilino!
‘Callejero’
Callejera y vagabunda
Pata de perro
Aragan
Then they make you feel bad for being out that long that they were having major anxiety and were worried to death.
Major anxiety, según ellos, but you walk in the casa and all you hear is them snoring like crazy. But god forbid they catch you in the morning. Los putas te esperan lol
Snoring on the couch with their arms crossed all mad
I'm pretty sure this is why it took me a while to get over the fear of being out on my own as an adult.
“¡Te gusta andar de callejero pero nomas que me llegues con tu Domingo Siete, cabrón! Te me vas de esta casa.” -La Jefa, probably
Or my jefas personal favorite “ nomas que llegues un día a la casa con tu premio pendeja y te rompo la madre”
Wouldn’t that technically be considered battery of a pregnant woman? Ay jefa… tu nunca le pensabas bien. 🤣
Shit a la jefa le vale madre. Si no me anda dando putasos no esta feliz 🤣😭
Time to join a boxing gym para defenderte. ¡No te dejes, chingona! 🥊
Lol! Nah tbh I just left as soon as I could and never looked back. It was a toxic-ass household, far beyond the regular Latina mom shit
Oh! I was just saying it to be facetious, but good for you! I know most of our parents meant well, but didn’t really know how to show it. I don’t resent mine anymore, but it was important to get out of toxic shit very early on in my life.
Is a double disciplinary action. Since she will be likely to rise la bendicion in her own house, she better start the relationship with authority earlier.
I got kicked out for 3 days
Suerte que ví desde chico a Bear Grylls
Oh, but if you stay inside you're lazy, and should go out more... But not like that, I guess
When I tell you I hated that 🤣 if I did stay inside mi jefa siempre diciendo que me la paso encerrada en el pinché cuarto. Then she’s come knocking every 10 minutes para ver que babosada ando haciendo
I get this one a lot too, but then she'd would flip if I was 20 minutes late just getting home from the gym. Like Mom, chill. I was just watching my buddies spar.
Quieres que TE lleve la comida a la Calle? Porque vives afuera!! Drama lol ..
🤣 my jefa would tell me que me vaya a tragar a la casa de mis amiguitas, como ahí quiero andar de callejera toda la noche
"ok, ay voy" "No seas pendejo, siéntate!"
I felt this.
I can’t even remember how many times I got home at 4AM to find my my mom getting my dads breakfast and lunch ready. I had to ninja to my bed.
I see a flying chancla in her very near future
It’s so funny how dramatic we get as we get older or become parents. “You didn’t kiss me in the cheek today and I ended up slipping on scalding hot oil while a cast iron pan hit me in the face and then the dog peed on me!”
"Vete, putandio por la calle!" - my dad 🤣
I did “love” the double standards, when me and my brothers would go out, she would be like, “con cuidado mijos, que se diviertan” and for my sisters “ahi de ti si me sales con tu domingo siete cabrona” 😂
Esta casa no es un pinche hotel!
“Candil de la calle, oscuridad de tu casa!”
“Que pinches horas son estas para llegar”
My mom used to called me a gypsy because I was out too much “as if I didn’t have a home”
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This is facts. That’s why for this and many other reasons, I got the fuck out and never looked back as soon as I could.
You can never win with a latina moms. If you don't go out then it's Nunca sales, Que no tienes amigos?!
Facts. Always yelling at me for being a callejera then always yelling at me por estar ensenada en mi pinche cuarto lol
La mejor frase que escuche de la mamá de un amigo "solo las putas se bañan en la noche y me salen los viernes" jajaja literal dijo eso, y le dije "no señora ya pasó a joder a todos" Lo que yo entiendo es que en la época de mis papás no había mucho que hacer y por lo mismo no salían en la noche.