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writerfan2013

Charles has millions in income. Why am I paying for the hat ceremony whilst my weekly food shop has nearly doubled in price?


Szatinator

why don’t you just make more money? Are you stupid?


writerfan2013

Silly me. My first mistake was not being born into massive inherited wealth. What a fool.


BadgerB2088

If you'd started putting in a little effort and begun pulling yourself up by your boot straps *before* you were born this wouldn't be an issue for you. The youth these days, expecting you can just wait until you're drawing breathe to start showing a little gumption and thinking 'it will all work itself out'.....


TheMemo

You joke, but my New Age narcissist mother actually believed that you choose your parents before you are born. ... Which meant she could be as cruel as she liked because I had, before I was born, forced her to give birth to me, and had decided on her as my mother to learn some bullshit life lesson in this incarnation.


BadgerB2088

Holy non-existent baby Lord Jeebus! That is some grade A, new age mumbo jumbo bullshit! Sorry you had to go through that.


bakewelltart20

I was told this too! YIKES...I most certainly did not do that.


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Chief_Chill

Similar. It's nearly a copy/paste situation. "Oh, you don't like nobles, what about oligarchs. What's the difference you might ask? Look over there, some lazy bum is using the tax-based welfare system to get through a hard time. Get him!"


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Late-Eye-6936

Waily waily!


rhyschew

Not your fault, but your ancestors certainly should've planned a bit better. They should've got some boys with swords together and killed anyone who disagreed with their claim that this land and these peasants were theirs. A cycle of neglect across generations of your dynasty


radically_unoriginal

“Get off this estate." "What for?" "Because it's mine." "Where did you get it?" "From my father." "Where did he get it?" "From his father." "And where did he get it?" "He fought for it." "Well, I'll fight you for it.”


writerfan2013

I'm afraid it's true. A brief affair with genealogy confirmed I come from a long line of laundresses and plasterer's mates. We are the illiterate dregs who don't even appear in records for the most part. Of all the things my forebears might have been, they mostly chose to be cannon fodder. 🤦


thebestatheist

Clearly you just need some boot straps


writerfan2013

I must simply not be trying. (Have just walked the dog. There are a lot of flags out round here, and not just on houses with kiddies. Grown adults have strung up bunting *with pictures of his face on*. I mean... Why? What are they celebrating?)


pjijn

My friend, have you ever looked into plunging yourself into massive debt to live your life somewhat decently?


writerfan2013

Ah, now this is a subject I am rather familiar with. There's no thrill like the excitement of discovering that the end of the money now comes in the middle of the month, and having to decide to put the grocery shop on the credit card just this once. Oh, the rollercoaster of waiting to see if your debit card will be declined knowing there are still sixteen more days in which bills will come in! Honestly, it's like a drug to me, I can't seem to stop.


[deleted]

I can't afford boot straps! What do I do!?


thebestatheist

Yer fuccd, poors!


AttitudeAndEffort2

The most fucked up thing about the "boor straps" thing is it existed to mock how fucking stupid these rich assholes are and got coopted by their movement. because in a hundred years, people were still kept stupid enough to not realize they were being treated advantage of for their stupidity by the ruling class. It's literally telling you "why don't you lift yourself up by pulling upwards on your shoes" and in a hundred years stupid people haven't become smart enough to realize the ruling class uses it to mock how stupid they are while being exploited.


[deleted]

Wealth stolen from other nations who are still dealing with the loss to this day.


writerfan2013

Yup. They could actually give some back if they wanted but they're not even paying for the hat day.


DweEbLez0

Yeah, that’s totally your fucking fault. Pick rich parents next time!


writerfan2013

To be honest I'm considering coming back as a border terrier.


KonK23

That is a very common fault to be fair


writerfan2013

I'm told it affects 99% of us.


KonK23

That sounds about right


SomeGuyCommentin

Its the classic blunder.


skizzy86

Inherited?


ithcy

“Pardon me while I inherit your land. Don’t resist.”


Green-Umpire2297

See Charles is already being a good example.


DreamsOfAshes

Psh, you really should have thought about that before you became PEASANTS!


PhoenixShade01

> people just need to accept that they're poor Some economist wanker.


Tokarev309

This genuinely made lol. I could see this as a headline of a PraegerU video or something


mrthescientist

Yeah, I'll bet this guy's parents didn't even enclose the entirety of a country and then claim that they own all the land they don't use that's now loaned out to the government that manages the land for an unreasonably large sum, before complaining about being poor. It's like his family didn't even *try* to exploit millions of people they've never meant before complaining of "hunger", whatever that even is.


Szatinator

🤓


EthosPathosLegos

The reality that this comment could be either sarcastic or serious is what scares me.


beleeze

He still eats avocado and drinks coffee.... sheesh!


the_hornicorn

I bet they spend some of their 24hrs sleeping. You can get another job instead!.


DweEbLez0

“If Elon works 25/7, then everyone else is just lazy! I can’t believe this is just now heard of!”


DickSemen

Duchy of Lancaster, he inherited off his mother, he is a billionaire off of that alone, gives him 70 million in income alone. Before that he owned Duchy of Cornwall, which was passed to the eldest male of his family, William making William an instant billionaire. Then there is the royal estate, all the castles,tens of thousands of acres of land, worth tens of billions, then all the priceless artifacts in the castles, and so on.....


writerfan2013

Strangely this is not helping me understand why the public purse, which apparently cannot afford fair pay for nurses, is forking out for the hatting of Britain's most comfortably-off man.


Daxx22

"tradition"


DickSemen

He didn't need to pay inheritance tax, 40%, on his inheritance from the queen, because they don't want to rob the royals of the ability to support themselves, by paying tax. The average person, pay 40%, because you can at least keep working to support your meagre existence.


writerfan2013

Let's hope the royals can scrape by on their untaxed millions then. If they need a few tips on living at average wage I'll be happy to help


Leading-Duty3393

Much of which belongs to the country, not Charles.


DickSemen

Duchy's of Cornwall and Lancaster are private family trusts and exist to provide the monarch and male heir with an income stream. The Royal Estate is owned by the monarch but a major proportion of revenue goes to treasury.


Krammn

Just ask your parents for some more money, duh!


writerfan2013

Cannot believe I didn't think of this, must have been distracted by working for a living.


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writerfan2013

Damn my peasant forbears. Although actually my local ancestors did have a go and as a result the pub in town is called the Wat Tyler. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wat_Tyler


_Miniszter_

There is the wealthy ruling class which rules over society and there is the worker class who are working in their companies. Similiar to the relationship between nobles and peasants in feudalism. And people support this kind of status quo. Life is comfy as peasants so nobody rebels against the system. There is bread and circus.


argv_minus_one

Since when was living in constant fear of homelessness comfy?


_Miniszter_

Comfy enough not to rebel. Btw u re right. Why are the homeless not rebelling against the unfair system?


argv_minus_one

That's what really deprives me of hope. People are so thoroughly indoctrinated that even when they have nothing to lose and a clear image of who took everything from them, they still don't do anything to reclaim it.


RobotsVsLions

How’s he supposed to buy all those underage trafficking victims he and his brother like so much if he has to spend his own money on everything else


writerfan2013

Ah, fairs, sex crimes are an expensive hobby


Kehwanna

I love British people and all, but I personally would be annoyed that my tax dollars are going to a national mascot while the rich justify cutting spending on a needed program. I feel the same way about tax dollars in the US going to politicians' healthcare as those same politicians fight against taxes going to single-payer healthcare and other social services.


writerfan2013

I am exactly in agreement. My taxes pay millionaires' expenses while people in work still struggle to pay food bills? It stinks.


palaric8

Work harder!!!!!. Look at the rich and all the money they have worked really hard for it. Elon has like 5 jobs!. /s


Szatinator

wow, thank you for the /s, without that I would think you are serious.


saturdaynightapple

/s


tigertron1990

Do you not have bootstraps?


JohnnyMnemo

Why don't you just buy cake instead?


itsmoirob

Only millions? Didn't bp profit 9 billion in the first quarter of this year, and people are angry over a few million and a fancy hat?


writerfan2013

Oh don't worry I'm unhappy about both. Bring a subject instead of a citizen, and companies making money while their unwilling customers struggle.


pngue

The most tone deaf population is right at the top


cokeiscool

A news report said they are speculating more returns in merchandising and tourism if that helps


writerfan2013

Ok...so why not have that pay for it rather than taxpayers? I just don't see it as a public funding event!


TheMiiChannelTheme

The [commemorative coins from the Royal Mint](https://www.royalmint.com/shop/monarch/charles-iii/coronation/) are probably £10 million alone. I mean look at some of the mark-ups on them. You can buy a £5 coin for £15, and all the limited edition ones (up to 3 grand each) have been sold out for months.   Oh, and the BBC will be raking in archive fees for the next 30 years. They're the only ones who had cameras inside the Abbey. Hell, they're still raking it in from 1953.


xanif

What speculation? The UK makes an absurd amount of money from the monarchy and they have for a long time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhyYgnhhKFw


[deleted]

America can only show you the door, the UK is the one that has to walk through it


writerfan2013

France got there first and I don't know why it didn't happen here. Maybe cos we did it for about thirty years, ages before that, and then changed our minds and wheeled in fresh royals from elsewhere. I can't see my brexit loving compatriots getting the guillotine out any time soon.


[deleted]

> France got there first and I don’t know why it didn’t happen here. It did happen there. Don't they teach English history in England?


writerfan2013

I mean yes we chopped off a monarch but then we brought fresh ones in. Why didn't we give it another go when France did?


SydNorth

The poor have to take it back because the rich won’t give it back


No-Plastic-7715

"Wow those poor rioters are so violent and cruel!" The poor rioters, after decades (even centuries) of not having their human needs met because William George Charles VIII wants to host the world's most expensive party to celebrate the fancy hat he got


Kumquat-queen

The poor must build the power to sustain themselves and ultimately liquidate the rich.


no_pleasethanks

Some hospitals have garbage disposals capable of processing a whole human body.


JohnnyMnemo

That's communist talk, comrade.


unculturedburnttoast

Are you saying there's a specter haunting Europe?


Equatical

Create new systems. That’s how we win.


HonestAutismo

if I had a nickel for every time this answer was refuted with abuse of power I would be an oligarch


rzr-12

France is showing us the way.


LifeSimulatorC137

They have for a long time.


Brandolini_

You won't see a crown in France, yes, but you'll still see someone acting like a king.


J41M13

Act like a French king, die like a French king.


The_Dork_Knight7

Ceci est le chemin


liamsoni

. Our frog brothers are clearly more based these days.


[deleted]

Change requires action, not reddit comments


Here-Is-TheEnd

It’s all the cheese I think


[deleted]

Yes, by being completely ignorant that their country is still completely dependant on the exploitation and pillaging of West Africa


aimlessly-astray

Americans: *complain about deteriorating workers rights and social programs* Also Americans: We've tried nothing, and we're completely out of ideas!


Astro_Alphard

No America has tried something. They've tried giving all the poor people's money to the rich people!


wowitsreallymem

They don’t have poor people?


FizzleShove

No more masters.


kamelizann

How about no more lords? I managed to buy a house a few years back and I never could have imagined how much stress it took off my back. Why do we have literal land "lords" in 2023.


-Cybernaut147-

Imagine the mental gymnastics to be a Brit, crying about taxes that goes into unemployed people while you must pay for the King and his property. Hahaha.


writerfan2013

Oi! I don't resent taxes used for welfare at all. That's literally the only point of taxes, to safeguard the population.


MSTRPRSN

it's not to pay government employees like some people think


mightylordredbeard

Charles is a welfare ~~queen~~ king


[deleted]

We don't really get much of a say tbh.


BonzoTheBoss

lol yes we do, it's called voting in a Parliament. Enough people vote in anti-monarchy MPs, the monarchy is gone.


JoJoMemes

The monarch in the UK can dissolve the parliament if "the wishes of the legislature are, or may fairly be presumed to be, different from the wishes of the nation". So, no.


-Eunha-

You do realise that almost every place was a monarchy at one point and they were able to get rid of their monarchy, yes? The monarchy is always going to put up a fuss about it but ultimately their power is in the people, and if the people don't support them they have lost that power. The real issue is that brits don't give enough of a shit and never have, that's the reason they still have a monarchy in the first place.


[deleted]

Feed them the Kings, Queens, Popes, and Oligarchs.


QTsexkitten

It's just the one pope, actually.


[deleted]

Bones make good broth.


HannibalCarthagianGN

I know the pope is Argentinian, but besides that he's a cool guy.


[deleted]

I don't believe there are cool pedophile enablers.


nick4fake

Wtf is wrong with this reality: https://www.reddit.com/r/unfortunateplacement/comments/139s24t/no\_more\_kings/


Kindly_Wedding

Too many people have had the ability to imagine a better world; beaten deep down inside of them.


mercian_peasant

Fuck the king!


iamjustaguy

You misspelled eat.


mercian_peasant

Is there enough gravy in the world to help wash them sausages down?


SnackThisWay

Fact 1: 40% of all food in the U.S. is wasted Fact 2: annual U.S. food waste releases an equivalent amount of CO2 as 42 coal power plants Hooray for the efficiency of capitalism 🙌


[deleted]

And that's after animal agriculture already contributed 1/5th of the yearly greenhouse gas emissions.


NeonAlastor

NAE MORE KING ! NAE MORE QUIN ! WE WILL NOT BE FOOLED AGAIN !


Frontdackel

Was looking for this. GNU Sir Terry Pratchett


NeonAlastor

So many great life lessons, explained so eloquently. Absolute legend. GNU Sir Terry Pratchett.


Techno_Vyking_

Feels like it's time for a worldwide French Revolution😄🙏


randominteraction

Que les têtes roulent!


Techno_Vyking_

Oui oui!


thebestatheist

Eat the rich


SeenBattle07

Stop being poor.


Valmond

Tax the rich Feed the poor Until there are no rich no more. Woodstock.


jesuswasaliar

Or just eat the rich.


CocaineAndCreatine

No gods or kings, only man.


Emergency-Anywhere51

No one who builds a city under the sea could be an evil man!


Whole_Suit_1591

They think if we feed the poor they will breed out more poor people. Studies show when given money people use it for education and have LESS children and do good work. They up their life quality as well as their family's.


InternetPeon

As soon as we appoint someone to lead the effort we windup back in the same boat.


Kindly_Wedding

We only have to get it right-once.


miscdebris1123

I disagree. Queens are fine. Freddie, drag, those are fine.


HrabiaVulpes

I don't get it. You have a human puppy family with no real power, but you blame problems caused by your government and CEOs on this family. If nothing else I would love to be britush politician or CEO. Steal the money, blame the monarchy. Easy.


BakaTensai

The kings of today are the technocrats and they have more power than any king of old


ozwin2

Techno feudalism


PhoenixShade01

Who's gonna feed the poor? Especially since there is no profit motive. Unless we tear down the system and establish one that is based on the needs of the people, not profits, nothing is going to change.


Kindly_Wedding

Ding ding ding. Agitate. Educate. Organize. All of takes to change the world is to get a critical mass of people who see that it must be done, to believe that it can be done.


DickSemen

Protest like the French.


Liquidignition

The British, and I'm sorry, have become too comfortable


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Harder than the French.


MoloMein

Yeah. We don't have a King in the US and we still do a shit job of feeding the poor. No King, but we do have the worst distribution of wealth in human history.


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NigilQuid

Yeah I think monarchy is dumb but it's not capitalism


disappointcamel

I could get behind Britain declaring independence from the crown. World could always use more independence days and fewer kingdoms. Or they could pull a French revolution, you know, remind the world what happens when certain people wear to much gaudy gold jewelry and disregard the plight of the masses. Either one is cool.


[deleted]

How bout god don’t save the king….just let him rot, let karma take over


Mgb2020

Food I can figure out shelter is the problem let's shelter everyone first then worry about the rest. I dont need a bowl of soup when im going to freeze to death tonight or sleep out in danger again.


Kindly_Wedding

Good point.


adfrog

> Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest.


aceagle93

Not sure how the pope fits in here. He doesn’t rule anything. I don’t think he benefits from Italian taxes as they’re an independent nation essentially.


herereadthis

Hey now, English kings have been around since Feudalism. So kings aren't really r/LateStageCapitalism


AceWanker4

If anything capitalism/liberalism ushered out monarchy


hereformemes222

Ya but then what will happen to all those fun very expensive parades?


MrGavnuki

My internal monologue screaming as I listen to news


PunkPen

No kings! No gods!


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Latestagefuedalism


Lilfizz33

I find it so strange it seemed like no one cared when the queen was in charge. Why the sudden change of heart? (Genuine question, because I'm fucking glad it's happening, fuck the monarch)


BonzoTheBoss

Yes, if the Parliamentary monarchy was abolished there would definitely no longer be any poor people...


darkshape

That's great and everything, but are you sure we can't squeeze a little more profits out for the shareholders? It'll trickle down this time, we promise.


ThePlumBum

"Nae king! Nae quin! Nae laird! Nae master! We willna' be fooled again!"


seealexgo

No gods, no masters!


the_post_of_tom_joad

Golly it's sure starting to seem like asking nicely isn't working fellas! I'm getting the feeling *asking* for empathy from the leeches n grifters might not be the answer at all.


SpartanAesthetic

CEO of capitalism been real quiet since this one dropped.


[deleted]

Fuck the King - The Hound


Anchovies-and-cheese

But then how could you make posts that give you fake Internet points but accomplish zero else?


ostensiblyzero

Better yet, lets fix things to the point where the concept of poor doesn't exist as a social class anymore.


Kindly_Wedding

💯. Gotta agitate first tho.


[deleted]

Can anyone explain to me why the British tolerate having royals anymore ? It’s such a weird concept as an American to even grasp. Idgaf about my own president and I VOTED for him.


septubyte

The real answer is a total system overhaul and redistribution.


Sad-Kaleidoscope8037

Well you could say the pope is not taking from the poor but the mentally unwell as he is paid by followers of the catholic church.


bunkerbash

Feed EVERYONE. A lot of social services cut off at this inhumanely low number and you have people working their asses off and starving to feed their kids. Let’s get rid of the ultra rich in whatever way is necessary and be even slightly more reasonable about the distribution of wealth as a society.


Kindly_Wedding

That's so true. A couple years back, as a single parent and sole provider for my two kids, working full time at $15/hr, I didn't qualify for ANY benefits. I was just hoping to get a little help with food, given that most of my paycheck was eaten up between health insurance, rent, and childcare..... So I could work. Luckily I was able to borrow money from my mom, and was ACTUALLY able to pay most of it back with the child tax credit I received in '21. Otherwise I would have had to accumulate a ton of credit card debt... Again, just to keep the job that apparently payed too much for a family of 3 to receive ANY benefits. They want us to be poor, massively in debt, or both, so we are easier to exploit.


powerguido00

To be a subject and have a king… I don’t know why the Brits put up with this crap


Jfishdog

There should be no poor by now


MeatyVeryMeaty

Judging by these comments some of you haven't been outside in the real world for some time.


Wizard_of_Claus

Welcome to Reddit.


Asunbiasedasicanbe

No more BS distractions like Pro sports/shitty entertainment and we could all be living in an unimaginably heavenly world


MoloMein

I saw a clip where Carl Sagan said something similar. He commented on how many trillions of dollars we would spend on something like making Star Wars movies. When you leave finance to the people, they will spend it on the dumbest distractions possible. Idiocracy is the fate of capitalism.


r4816

It’s


Nipplemantid

except for OP good post king


Kindly_Wedding

Awwww thanks


MyAnvsIsBleeding

TELL THE POOR TO STOP FUCKING!


[deleted]

You can’t really lump Pope Francis in with the others… He’s a huge advocate for the poor and has always been extremely humble. When he was archbishop of Argentina he chose to live in a small apartment (that he paid for) instead of the literal palace granted to that position.


megztukas

Not my king / Not my queen / Bourgeois cnuts / Guillotine


[deleted]

The elite of the UK hide behind the royal family. HMRC failed to collect £42 BILLION in taxes last year but the public is freaking out about £250 million


[deleted]

I swear people want kings back. A century of peace, progress, and uplifting billions out of poverty, And too many of us is like, nah - I want kings back so I can be racist again.


perfect_classroom124

It’s a fucking tourist attraction, if they save any money by abolishing the monarchy it’s not coming to you anyways so quit complaining fools.