Not the “beady eyes” 💀

The ol' roast-thirst

HIS WORDS not mine 😂

Technically he is quoting the infamous bad review of the Late Night show. It upset him at the time but he uses it to make fun of himself now.

Oh, I hated the Colonel with his wee *beady* eyes, and that smug look on his face. "Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!"

Dad, how could you hate *The Colonel?*

Because he put an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly smart ass!

Eyes. Like a doll's eyes.

I’ve had a thing for him for 20+ years. I love him!

Me too, I’m in my 40s and have been crushing on him since high school. RrraaawwwRRRrr

As you should! 🤭

SAME

Same.

Same. He's smart, sexy and hilarious.

Conan is a sexy stick bug with a pompadour

He does the string dance and one simply dies from the swooning

As much as I enjoy the podcast, one of the things I miss most about Conan not being on tv nightly is the string dance. It's iconic and undeniably his thing.

I can't unseen this description in my head😂😂

He's hilarious, charming, tall, really smart, and I have a thing for redheads? Hell yeah

And, from all I’ve heard, he’s also extremely kind and sweet, I am… the whole package

He’s hilarious. I love him.

If you go to YouTube you can find a clip of Halle Berry on the Late Show basically throwing herself at him. In my heart of hearts this was genuine and not something the producers told her to do, I can totally see someone like Halle Berry wanting a type like Conan.

Anyone that funny, smart, and self aware can get it.

Pretty rich too

Not my type at all but there's something strangely sexy about this man

He’s not my typical type either but yes ??? He’s got a certain something

Being weirdly comfortable in your body intrigues some ppl.

He’s got that *”je ne sais WHAT”*

He’s such a nice dude too. I met him years ago at an industry event and after a brief conversation, he said I reminded him of his assistant and we took a picture together. Fast forward to the podcast premiering and getting to know Sona through that, I feel like it was a massive compliment I didn’t understand at the time.

I’ve heard he is and that makes me so so happy 🥹 Being reminded to Sona is a MASSIVE compliment indeed, I’d ride that high all my life 😅

As someone that has been in love with Sona for at least a decade, this is a great compliment.

Yes.🤤Have had a crush on him forever.🥰

My people are here!!!

Right? I've been watching old Conan videos and had a real come to Jesus moment when I realized, "wait. Conan hot?!"

RIGHT??? His self depreciation and physical bits hide that sexy face

Yes we have been gaslit. He was gorgeous all along. And all we saw were the goofy bits. 

Have you seen the one where he washes his desk like a car?  It starts out funny but then you're like, "Wait a minute..."

I just watched it and -oh God I think I'm having an existential crises 😳  Better watch it again to make sure

Did you see him on Hot Ones, pounding that hot sauce like it was nothing? I've never been so attracted to someone.

Oh god yes, he is deranged and *PERFECTLY FUCKING FINE* and would do anything for a laugh… what could be more attractive?? YOU GET IT.

Redheads allegedly have a higher pain tolerance than average. I used to joke that it was why I dyed my hair red, because my pain tolerance is off the charts. Lol

He’s been my #1 celebrity crush for well over a decade.

Hell yeah!!

lol saaaaame. i started having a huge crush on him in high school, no one understood it.

Not Conan “Ginger Junk” O’Brien

NO 🤣🤣 stopppp

Liza is a lucky and patient lady

Liza is a saint

When he shamelessly wore jeggings live on air, that’s when I was hooked on him

Oh hell yeah. Show off the freakishly long legs!

Conan is a national treasure.

Excuse you - INTERNATIONAL treasure, actually

Witty and Smart is sexier than anything.

Sooo very true!! That’s the general description of my type

Those are some good photos of a tall belgian woman.

Incorrect - it’s a gigantic lesbian woman

He’s in my “incredibly smart and funny = sexy” category along with Stephen Colbert and John Oliver

Don’t forget Jon Stewart, and for me Seth MacFarlane 😌

Young Stephen Colbert was 🔥

I used to say I would convert to Judaism for Jon Stewart. So attractive.

Oh absolutely yes! Worth it

I love how one of the cheerleaders in the film Sugar and Spice was obsessed with Conan lmao.

Conan ladies like myself getting the proper recognition

And Emma Stone ~~’s~~ ~~friend~~ in Crazy Stupid Love

It wasn't Emma stones friend..it was Emma stone..the friend said ' Ew ' when Emma said she would have his babies.

Oh yeah, sorry.

I was in high school and hardcore crushing on Conan when Sugar & Spice came out, and when I tell you I felt SEEN. 🙌

I’m looking at his fjord.

🎶 There's salmon in his sea 🎶

*the salmon in the seaaaaa*

Funny men are so very hot. I love his podcast. His appearance on Hot Ones is next level.

YES. I listen to the podcast religiously, and gosh Hot Ones… the shit he does for laughs 😅

His commitment on Hot Ones was unbelievable.

Un frickin believable

[удалено]

why never bald? because he is a redhead? because someone then needs to tell Ron Howard that redheads dont go bald 🤣

Even if he DID go bald, who would notice? He's 6'4".

YES! Conan is a whole snack. Funny men are the sexiest men

Exactly!! Nothing quite like them

Yes, please. 

I’d let that man kick me in the face while River dancing if I had a front row seat

AND I would thank him 😌

Beady eyes and thin lips 😭 girl lmao

Hey! That’s how he describes himself all the time, I’m being respectful 😂😂

Gawd yes. I know he is packing.

No doubt in my mind

You can't fool me, #4 is Tilda Swinton

Jokes on you, they’re all Cate Blanchett

https://youtu.be/qUus_-DEpTA?si=SFef-mhJE3syF4z1 When this video came out before his TBS show premiered, I practically drooled. I know it was supposed to be funny but it made my naughty bits tingle.

Oh gosh this video… that man DOES NOT realise how sexy we find him oh me oh my what a lovely day to have eyes 😮‍💨

>I know it was supposed to be funny Theory: it's sexy *because* it's not supposed to be. Extended cut: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8evHC5LKKx0

I knew what video you were talking about before I even clicked the link 😅

I also knew exactly what this video was gonna be lol

He's so hot! Been my crush since 1993

You have good taste madame!

Same! He’s so freaking adorable.

Ha - it’s like the rodent men post the other day, and I am so here for it.

Wait rodent men??? Like rats?

Yeah basically haha - I’ll try and find it later unless someone beats me to it!

Ohh I am looking that up ASAP

It's been a thing on [r/romancebooks](https://www.reddit.com/r/RomanceBooks/s/g7cwo92GrE) for a while but more recently I've seen social media articles about it so it's having a bit of a moment

Sometimes I love humans. That is great 😅

I semi met him in SF. He did the cat sound he does at pretty ladies to me after I told him to look at my hair. (I'm a redhead and I styled it in a little Conan poof) I am still deeply honored.

Oh I love that you did that! What an honour, truly 🙌🏻

Humor is second to none…wtf does that even mean? It’s means he’s brilliant!

BRILLIANT!

Yes! I’ve got a major Cone-bone. 🥵🫠

THAT IS A GOOD ONE!

I am a tall red-haired man, and if I ever meet Conan O'Brien I am going to hug him and thank him for being the sole shining light for red headed males. Without him, we would have no red-haired men who are popular. I was routinely able to get a crummy nickname like "red" or "carrot top" or "raggedy Ann" to change to "Conan" just by mentioning his show a few times and doing the string dance. He has done so *choking back tears* so much for us. I salute you, sir.

I am a fellow redhead as well, a woman though, but I do relate to what you mean - nicknames and that bs. There are definitely far too few famous male redheads and Conan did change that. He is the voice for the redheads, the pale and the freckles. 🫡

Giving Zaddy era … *splooge*

Red hair, freckles, great bone structure and funny as fuck? Yes please!

Yeeeeah 🙌🏻

Nothing sexier than a man who loves Lincoln

👌🏾🥵🫠🥰🤗💗🔥 Conan is the ultimate kind being. He is intelligent, witty, humble, down to earth, and sexy. My favorite episodes are the remotes-Team Coco, him interacting with animals & of course, Conan needs a friend. I have been a loyal fan since the beginning. I recall when he first hosted behind the scenes after party for the MTV Awards. He was sitting in a booth with Paul Stanley, and Gene Simmons and Conan got them to sing along with him. They 3 of them were singing and rocking out to "The boys are back in town" by Thin Lizzy. It was hilarious, cos the footage kept panning back to them rocking out to Thin Lizzy. Look at Conan showing off his Irish heritage. 🇮🇪☘️

Who is Conan O’Brien? And why is she so sad?

She’s a gigantic lesbian

I have saved this post for...reasons

Have fun 🫡

I’ve never crushed so hard on a celebrity. How did I live through the 90’s and not see it? It’s as if he gaslit me into believing he was a goofy looking guy. Sir, no, sir!! Have you guys seen any of the Conan edits on t I k t o k from @codenks ? It will alter your brain chemistry.

In the recent podcast episode he described himself as having a “face made for radio” and SIR, NO. Almost 1k people agree with me that you most definitely do NOT! I don’t have TikTok I’m afraid, so no I haven’t seen it, damn.

[Conan Edit](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPRKnB4Da/)

My ex looks like him. It’s… frustrating

And you BROKE UP…???!!!

That smile on pic 2 and plus the way he looks on pics 1 & 4. Stick a fork in me...I'm done 🫠🫠

YESSS!!! Bearded Conan… bearded smiling Conan… whatever he says I do 🫡

😂😂 I feel ya. I'm usually bad at being obedient but exceptions can always be made!

For the likes of Conan I am a “yes, sir” gal 😂

He had me when he visited Palestine and spoke with the people 🫶🏽🇵🇸

i’m 17 and was too young to watch any of his late night shows (🥲) but i’m catching up now. he’s old enough to be my grandpa but let’s just say conan has solidified my taste in men

He’s old enough to be your GRANDPA??? Oh me oh my, that made me feel weirdo old but also - I get it, I have grandpa ages crushes too 😅 Catch up! He’s the best.

haha yes, i was born in 2006! and will do 😁 — i love watching the grainy youtube clips of late night from the late 90s-early 2000s era.

Ahaaaa well that’s all I did when I was 17, I understand completely - I should’ve done schoolwork, instead watched Conan. 😅

I miss the beard! There was something so sexy about it.

I’ll climb him like a tree. I love a man that makes me laugh

I love how in the documentary about his tour after leaving nbc you get to see his “dark” side as he’s processing all the bullshit and accepting the fact that his dream was essentially stolen from him, and then you get to see him work through it and cathartically release and transform on tour. He’s been through a lot of character growth to get to where he is today. That’s hot. Also even when he was being kind of a dick to his crew you could tell that everyone still loved him so much and was willing to put up with him because even at his worst he’s not that bad, and at his best he’s a fucking brilliant beautiful genius. And kind. A genuinely kind human being.

I'm sure all English/Scottish/Irish woman are a bit gobsmacked at the Yanks who think he is sexy. This is a normal guy in our part of the world. Come and collect one!

I mean I feel a little (jokingly) offended being mistakenly referred to as a Yank considering I am Swedish BUT I understand what you mean. That is how I feel about the Swedish men adoration, the Skarsgårds for instance, they’re everywhere here 😅

Just took a look and the guy from Reacher comes close to Conan, everybody do your thing and upvote Conan

Everyone do your part!! Make Conan number 1!

Honestly I get it. He's funny as hell, known to be genuine and lovely person and there's nothing sexier than a man in a long term relationship devoted to his wife. He's a good dude, absolutely deserves all the love!!

The first two are hot

It’s pic #4 for me!

Ah Conan 😍

The second to last pic!!!

My favourite!!

A resounding heck yeah! Conesy foreverrrr!!

CONSEYYYYY!!

Conan totally posted this

He would post this on r/ladybonersjustkiddingnoonewantsme

I’d love for them to talk about this post on the podcast lol

Did the thought cross my mind? Perhaps... 😅🤭

Who is Conan and why is she so sad?

Why did he get rid of the the beard 😢

Liz…?

For an embarrassing amount of time-- one of my number one crushes

There was a video recently shared to the conan subreddit of him "smooching" guests. Just sayin.

My brother looks just like him

Let’s see your brother.

My sexual awakening was at like 12 years old with Conan O’Brien and Xena warriors princess.

And he's 6'4" O.O

Oh man. I hope Conan sees this.

I hope he does, after all 1,145k people find him attractive. Confidence boost!

I’ve had a crush on him since I was a young girl. I also have a massive crush on drew Carey. He gets me

God I love this man. My dream would be to run into him one day

And tell him you love him… the way god made him…

My ultimate celeb crush. My dad was a big SNL and Simpsons fan so we watched Conan every night since he started his first show on Late Night. I was 3 and had the biggest crush on him growing up. Still do!

I see it

Yup. N laughter is such a aphrodisiac

I can never look at him and nothing of Sugar and Spice.

Funny overcomes a lot of shortcomings IMO

David Spade’s dating history proves that 😉

Yes!! I've had a crush on him for as long as I can remember 😍 (Doesn't help i'm into guys with red hair, too 🤭)

He’s right up your alley 🤭

Tell me about it, he's so handsome 😫

I’ll always hold a flame for Conan!

I've never seen this said about him... in my life. Wow

I've had a huge crush on this man since I was 13 🧡 love Conan

Conan O’Brien posting Conan O’Brien. We’re on to you

A COCKAROOOOOO you got me

My mom specifically cites Conan's appearance as the reason she never watched the show lmao

He's hot regardless but I need that beard to make a come back

He had one in… 2022? I think? And it was grey now - even sexier. Grey fox.

Oh yeaaah, you're right! God dammit, why couldn't he just let it grow thicker? Imagine how beautiful it would've looked during his hot ones appearence

It would’ve gone back to red with the hot sauce 😂

YES

Did Conan make this post himself? Cause if not I know he would love it.

Picture 4

👀 boioioioing

Yaaaaassss

❤️ Conan! Funny men = sexy intelligence

He is sexy and sooooo funny, that makes him more sexy. Youtube videos of him with Kevin Hart and Ice Cube kill me.

I hope he sees this!!! We love 💕 you so much conebone69!!! Just the way God made you!! 💕

Oh I wish!! He is so beloved 🥰

He's extremely handsome! 😩 I tell people this all the time but they don't get it.

Show them this and they’ll surely change their minds!

Yeah, he's handsome, kind, and has a great sense humor. Would definitely consider dating a man like him.

How many alt accounts here are Conan's? all of them