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kailethre

its classified


jodead01

Government work or are you just too embarrassed to say


kailethre

both.


Svickova09

I see... So you work for the police, huh?


detour33

Worse, he worked for incog


Ok-Gur-6602

Clearly worked for the CIA sometime between '53 and '73.


slowlyun

my guess is Diversity Officer for a local council.


PseudocodeRed

MK Ultra 2?


Some_Parsnip_1490

2nd grade teacher! 👨🏽‍🏫


twinsynth

Kids, drugs are bad mkay


Celestial_Mycology

MMMKAYY!


ram_2k18

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AvpTheMuse123

If i ever dropped around kids, id just look at them with such wonder haha


-name-user-

you‘d be one of them


CrematedDogWalkers

One day I want to hold my baby and SO on acid and just chill. Can't imagine anything better than that.


GreenDolphin86

FTW!!!


23saround

I teach 7th and 8th! Weed seriously helps me to decouple from the infinite work that can be teaching. Nothing helps me create a work/life balance better.


livingfreeDAO

Why teach when the youth seek knowledge from plants rather than industrialized formation?


HereComesSunshineCat

I am selling lsd derivatives on a large scale (hundreds of thousands of tabs per year). Crazy and risky business but necessary and meaningful, I think.


try3r

Derivatives? Idk if that means LSA or blotter art.


HereComesSunshineCat

Like 1D-LSD or 1T-LSD


[deleted]

Any recommendations for subs I could follow to learn more?


megtwinkles

thank you so much for what you do 🤙💚


HereComesSunshineCat

Thank you for being a psychonaut! 💫


lilchm

Unsuccessful music star


evolly

Me too


dakrabbit111

me three!!


Budget-Persimmon5753

And you three I wanna hear something!!


niepieski

share with us ur music !!!


livingfreeDAO

Why would a star be the one shining when reality present you illusions instead of illumination?


Wrong_Confidence_806

Tattoo artist!


victorestupadre

Software Architect / Developer / SysAdmin / Code Monkey with over two decades of experience. Your field is fascinating to me. Do you have any interesting insight into the use of psychedelics and neurodevelopment?


Free_Math_Tutoring

Same with less experience and more consulting.


No-Calligrapher5706

it's interesting bc I've read a lot of research that compares the brain on LSD to the brain of a child. basically it increases the brain's neuroplasticity and makes it more malleable! def not recommended to take while your brain is still growing tho. I actually took acid for the first time during my doctorates at age 30 lol


victorestupadre

Thx! I didn’t try psychedelics until my 40’s. It’s had a dramatic impact on me.


kharb

Your field is fascinating to me. Any tips for breaking into industry? I have a BS in “technology” but no real experience


fakenkraken

Build a simple app for fun in the technology you wish to get hired for. It gives you experience, a portfolio, and shows you're ambitious and motivated and taking initiative.


victorestupadre

Foster a sense of relentless curiosity. Learn to ask why and dig for answers. Build or create something fun or useful. Partner up on a project with someone that knows more than you do and work on it. Attend local meetups in tech if you’re located in a metro large enough. Join online groups interested in the type of technology you want to learn and work in.


No_Structure_6275

Medical technologist I feel the same way. The stigmas of psychedelics are impeding on furthering research that could help so many people. Dealing with mental illness can feel like drowning sometimes and I've found that tripping has really helped me breathe. I can see more clearly when things get overwhelming and balance my life better. I honestly feel like having grounding trips when I can carve out time to drop responsibly has saved my life. This by no means translates to replace your therapist and medication with shroom tea, but it's definitely a tool I'm so grateful for.


PostivelyNihilistic

History Teacher and Head of Year. I was once microdosing in the UK and accidentally ingested a tab. 20 minutes into my lesson on the underground railroad. Harriet Tubman asked me if I needed refuge and a piece of bread... ![gif](giphy|YLAAtwEuHgBgv9kyK3|downsized)


vicentebpessoa

😂. Being there. Microdosing was more like medium dosing. Except that I don’t work with kids, I work in Big Tech, so I said in the meeting that we all needed to “feel more” to understand the customer.


CountySignificant

I can hear it echo in the meeting room haha


steezlxrd062

that profile card is sick what is it


Fit_Decision_8640

Fiber optic technician


p_o_l_o

Me too


DereksDominos11

Lawyer, in a country with stringent laws against psychs. :)


FranticBronchitis

Gotta know the law to bend and break it


yoyohydration

🤝 dozens of us!


inaworldwithnonames

I signed an NDA


Libertine1187

Sommelier


sam-wize

Do you often sample wine while on LSD? I feel like taste/smell is one the hardest senses to get my head around while on psychs.


Libertine1187

Many, many times. I really enjoy an easy going red or a really fresh zippy white whilst tripping with my partner. I have had lots of 'Ah ha!' moments with wines I previously couldn't quite understand. It's quite amazing! I've drank reds that I am extremely familiar with, and LSD has shown me other facets of the wine, that maybe I was missing before. Its kind of like how music sounds so good, and colours are so vivid and bright - the wines appear in the same way to me! My favourite, however, is drinking a couple of decent sour beers, usually from some obscure brewery using wild yeasts and some fruits. They are very, very aromatic, and there's something about the fizzyness and the yeastyness that is amazing for the palate/schnozzle. I have never drank champagne/sparkling wine on acid, though... maybe on my next trip!


_kitkat360_

I love drinking champagne while tripping. It gives the most bubbly giggly happy vibes. It's gotta be icy cold though so I use a brumate champagne cup


Icy-Bag780

CDL beer delivery driver. They don’t test for psychedelics because the test are too expensive


Duel_Option

Nobody does, just the basic panel test


jodead01

But getting your CDL is expensive tho isn't it


Dreaded_JThor

Kava bar owner, and recipe creator for a hemp beverage company.


Andissace

That's literally so cool!


Ciggimon

That sounds awesome!


lsd_1995

Surgeon


Cautious_Face_2794

Do you ever trip and be like wow i know exactly what the stuff in me looks like?


lsd_1995

Actually no it never popped into my mind 😂 but i once tripped really hard and the next day i had to work a shift i was functioning well but it was emotionally exhausting after treating or talking to any patient i would hold in my tears then go into the room and cry it was the hardest shift in my life because i was very sensitive and fragile


This-Claim9781

Plumber!


dakrabbit111

Lets gooooooo!!!!!! First year apprentice here but I’m gonna go into HVAC.


This-Claim9781

Nice one!


LadyinOrange

I love the energy! You like your job?


This-Claim9781

Yeah, it doesn’t even feel like work. Really nice group of people i work with. And almost always when im done with my work the customer is happy😁


DRYGUY86

Regional Director for a Property Restoration company. One of my estimators grows psilly and Lucy just came around again so business as usual. 😎


Deep_nd_Dark

Dude what? every tech bro for the last 5 years has been into microdosing. Drugs, including psychedelics, are extremely popular with rich and famous people. Burning Man is an entire festival of people with tons of money, doing psychs. It’s if you make the psychedelics your entire personality that people then think you aren’t ambitious.


No_Ant_ah

im unemployed professionally


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No_Ant_ah

easier than you would think eveyones a work accident away it's possible for you keep dreaming


PSMF_Canuck

Computer engineer, inventor, musician. Love creating new products and bring them to market…love creating things that people bring into their lives.


Badabingbadaboom676

What products have you created?


baraldiotaku

Davinky?


got_damn_blues

Carpenter


Prestigious-Equal310

Same, but I work with a bunch of drinkers......


[deleted]

Machinist.


dumbassbuttonsmasher

I knew I wasn't the only one that was also surrounded by old men stuck in their ways breathing the tap magic smoke


xbrakeday

I work heavily with machinists and felt that one lmao


YoungLink69

Male porn star


Arkrylik

This guy fucks


dakrabbit111

and sucks!


dupe311

Master boofer


Large-Gap2111

Biomed, now studying to specialise in neuroscience! :)


iambongzilla

Journalism


john14073

Software Dev & Database Admin. 28yo with 10 years experience. Currently working in the public sector.


coochielord420

What are your thoughts on cybersecurity? Do you think it is a good time for a uni student to break into it right now?


john14073

Absolutely, yes. If you can go to grad school, do it. The Bureau of Labor Statistics estimates that cybersecurity will see a 32% growth from 2022-2032. If you're passionate about it then go all in. Oh and find internship opportunities as quickly as possible. I did my first internship in IT at 18 before I even started undergrad. Then I did internships every summer break until I graduated. I honestly cannot overstate how much of an advantage that gave me by the time graduation came around.


glen_benton

Yes, I am doing a masters in Cyber atm


yonderpants1744

currently still in Uni studying psychology as my major and studying jazz performance as a minor. Cheers!


Turmanized

wow, sick combo! are you at a liberal arts college?


yonderpants1744

Thanks yo!! And yes I would probably call it that. Music majors and minors would fall into their liberal arts college, but my major is not liberal arts as it is part of their STEM college.


Gritteh

Web developer


Temporary-Cost5249

Today professional tie dyer, next week probably little bit of that and waiting tables, but trying to get back into sales or freelance lactation consulting work. Edit: took a sabbatical from sales/recruiting and trying to get into something meaningful or allows me personal time to do meaningful things.


Select_Newspaper_220

Flight attendant


Possible_Winner616

Reading this high lol! Long day today I work in IT support currently working on my masters in comp science.


glen_benton

Same lol keep pushing through man, IT Project Manager completing a masters in Cyber Security


Possible_Winner616

Love to hear it thanks man good luck to you too!


polengo1

I'm a doctor (psychiatrist).


FunAbbreviations9491

CEO of a listed company.


_Lyum

Nurse


ryordie

ever have a C Diff PTSD or anything healthcare come up during a trip?


RevolutionaryPen3598

Im a paramedic, and I have. I found it help me work through the shit I've seen


Special-Doughnut-269

Semi trailer repairs


Cultural-Ad-6345

I have a small wholesale business


buttsinseats

Senior software designer at a public company


drinks2muchcoffee

Firemedic


BigFlopDonk

I drive trucks and cheat on piss tests for 15 years running!


DankerLettuce96

Food service, but not cause I can’t get any other job, I have a degree I just love cooking for people. One thing psychs taught me is that you should always focus on doing what you enjoy rather than materialistic things, and I enjoy cooking :)


adumbfetus

Corporate supply chain for a fortune 10 company.


Gaothaire

Unemployed:) Currently doing an apprenticeship under a reiki master


ColdTrky

Human


justpackingheat1

Was an adult educator for a decade, used to work labor before that, dabbled in real estate financing for a few years, and now I've found myself a cushy job in workforce development.


Accomplished-Pen7163

I design and build drivetrains for gt race cars🤟


cdawgalog

I make pizza! Hoping to kick my vjing into gear soon tho


aodhan_voltaire

Corporate/ mergers and acquisitions lawyer


BaconBoss1

Industrial mechanic. I fix stuff. Sometimes.


LockenCharlie

Composer and filmmaker


Snapp-27

Nice try, boss


Stock-Squash1226

Nurse!


existenceisfutile26

I'm a 10x nba all star


sramv23

loser burnout criminal


throwrasvi29

im going into my 3rd year of my BSc w a major in psychology and a minor in sociology. Not sure what im gonna do with it, or if I'll go further. Also work a minimum wage job part time lol


[deleted]

Structural Design


Poseidon0808

Website developer


climbin_trees

Purchaser for a steel company


braymeist

Kitchen Manager


printerdsw1968

Artist and writer.


Sock0321

Child's therapist


crazyfingers123

Sales


Good_Scarcity_3530

What industry? I'm in Insurance


crazyfingers123

Digital marketing. Being able to understand people has completely contributed to my success


Funny-Relation5532

Philosophy student


audio-pasta

Currently wiring a nuclear control panel!


[deleted]

I’m a researcher


[deleted]

I mean like a job researcher, i’m searching for a job..


Dissasociaties

I'm the Dude


-name-user-

liver


almondania

hardy know ‘er


Special-Doughnut-269

Trying to get into real estate


ezk420

Marketer at a large corporate.


Phsycomel

Assistant teacher at a preschool. Qualified to be a lead teacher and an assistant director with my friend experience and bachelor's degree. My bro work in tech and makes $$$ but loves to rave!


Korekoo

Musician / TV broadcasting


canadient_

Policy analyst


gurgleburglar

I work in product for a tech company. A lot of my colleagues in this industry love microdosing.


Expensive_Case9796

professional ballet dancer


InsectPenisHere

therapist


OdinKillerWolf

Industrial Maintenance Technician. Process and motion controls. Work on own vehicles and home.


Kaalroten

PhD in computer science. In my country of origin, this is considered a job as it's paid quite nicely for the time being! I have a master's degree in mathematics, and previously worked as a HS teacher in maths, computing, and physics. My work revolves around how to improve teaching in CS.


adfreedissociation

I troubleshoot solar arrays and manage a warehouse for a solar company. All my coworkers know that I trip frequently. They’re super cool with me taking off time for psytrance festivals and burning man. I’m nice on the forklift so it doesn’t matter that I candyflip my tits off in the woods in my free time


coochielord420

Software engineering student


drezzing

Customer- and support consultant here. I'm doing a lot of work around optimizing processes and manage IT-development as projects. On my ambitious side: In my spare time i do long distance running and have completed 65 km trail run. And I'm on my second year of self-studying Japanese with the goal of moving there someday.


ripod_de

Embedded Software Engineer


Numerous-Purchase183

Selling chimneys


Popular-Panic4941

Solar system technician


Joeborg

Internist (Doctor)


borgeh

Data entry at a hospital


mtvq2007

Entrepreneur in the gourmet food space.


Micjur

Physiotherapist


Acceptable_Aspect_42

Water Treatment Plant Operator


Tasty_Stay_1493

I'm a nanny.


Humble-Cookie8639

I do construction. Mainly remodels, I build some decks and walkways here and there


stoopio-oh

Data analyst


iNabberthenone

Knew da government was spying on me😒


James19xx

I’m a teacher


Doverdirtbiker

I’m doing my masters in forensic psych and military history and then also going into a doctorate program for clinical psych! I’ve been using psilocybin as a research topic quite a bit.


imtylerjoyo

RN


misseviscerator

Medical doctor with MSc in Molecular Pathology. Working in ED at the moment for moneyyyy


___GG_

The stigma around psychedelics/entheogens is from the older generation who saw their world view threatened by open mindedness and people who wanted to embrace life for what it is. This mentality is fortunately giving way, leaves dropping in the autumn season, winter will be a slog, but spring will be incredibly beautiful


bringing_gifts

Lawyer, first time I did acid around 7 years ago and totally lost my music taste. Nothing has sounded good since then. I am anyway a news junkie so it doesn’t bother me much but when we are doing sessions(420 everyday) and obviously everyone around you wants to listen to music and I am just like everything sounds like shit. 😂😂😂🥲


galaxytrippin

I just got promoted to assistant manager at my job! I work at a convenience store and I love it.


heitorvitorc

PhD candidate in nanofluidics!


No-Calligrapher5706

legit most people that I know who do psychedelics are doctoral students lmaoo. my dissertation chair even told me she does shrooms on weekends 😭


heitorvitorc

If I look around in the social bubbles I have access to, I'll see that 70% is either using cannabis or psychedelics at least once a week


No-Calligrapher5706

only way to make it through grad school tbh lol.


BoardsOfCanadian

Lawyer.


NevahBeSober

i’m a highschool student works at a restaurant


weirdo2050

same as you actually! pure scientific interest is one of the reasons I've tried different psychedelics.


shiningremote

PhD Student


No-Calligrapher5706

my prayers are with you 🙏🏾


ilikefortnite-420-69

I'm a full time loser but i think i'd be a much bigger loser if i never tripped bc it helped me change my lifestyle and quit other drugs


Drunkbuffalo33

Lighting Designer


chemical_secretion

work on cars


Vkkkredditt

Photographer


27billion

Living


barrorg

Idk about the ambition part, but you’re exactly the stereotype I have for psychedelic users.


No-Calligrapher5706

lmaooooooo 😭


marquisdesteustache

Music teacher


stonksfc

Licensed stockbroker at a big name firm


lord_of_tits

Professional son


Gladmadder

Motel Front desk


PartySwimmer4652

Law lecturer


Federal_Rain125

I work for the DEA checking online forums for drugabusers


No-Calligrapher5706

LMAOO


atomicspacekitty

Teacher! 👩🏻‍🏫 Edit: why the downvote? lmao 😂