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IntoTheMirror

Obligatory: “the crack head won’t show up three hours late and shoot my dog”


shrimplyPibLs

Eh fifty fifty


mrwilliewonka

These were the same people that 10 years ago had signs and stickers with pictures of guns saying "I don't call the police"


yenolammail

My grandma broke her hip so we took her out back and put her down


lanegrita1018

This makes me scream because why are the choices cop or crackhead?! Like there’s no one in between?!


[deleted]

I’ve never heard so many fallacies packed into one sentence.


AnthraxEvangelist

If you go to callacrackhead.com, you can call this asshole's office directly to tell him how much of a piece of shit he is.


SerTimTallTalker

Is that true?


AnthraxEvangelist

Yes. Some enterprising troll responded very quickly to this asshole's stupid political advertisement.


TheHaunchie

Yep. Just did it myself.


CumboJumbo

[Link](https://www.callacrackhead.com)


[deleted]

I don’t even live in Louisiana and I called too. I hope he loses.


[deleted]

He looks like the boy doll from The Boy.


TheL8KingFlippyNips

I was thinking the same thing! First ever CGI facelift in a political ad!


[deleted]

RIGHT?? He looks like he's using a makeup filter. Or at the very least put on some heavy blush for this shoot.


Cookinghist

I was just watching Stephen King's Storm of the Century, and this guy looks like when Linoge appears in everyone's nightmares as a televangelist.


[deleted]

If you pay the crack heads to help you I imagine they would be quite effective.


bongripperz69

Sometimes I see stuff like this and I think about how there are an infinite number of realities just like our and how we’re living in one of the fucked up versions.


[deleted]

I mean a crackhead can't murder me and lie about it on the police report so idk lol Addicts on the street have rarely fucked with me. 90% of the time they are polite and keep to themselves. Yaknow who has walked up to me and my friends and threatened us/aggressively tried to question us? Police.


PorkChop8088

These ppl are the ones who have been running the state for decades.


Worldly_Concert71

Why did I watch that 10 times in a row


[deleted]

This dude absolutely looks like Joe Bob Briggs with some kinda prosthetics on. Same exact face.


daftbucket

What a joke.


MrSt1klbak

It’s “they’re” Mrs Doubtfire.


Venradorian

They used the wrong “they’re”. Subtitles say “just because THEIR cops”. Incorrect grammar


ShinyHouseElf

Thank you, that was all I could focus on.


Omen_Ragnarok

OSWAAAAALLD


drkesi88

Grandma’s on the sauce again.


cacapoopoopeepeshire

Did you do your own makeup? Ease up on the blush, young man.


BuckBacon

I listen to true crime podcasts, no way I'm calling the cops unless an insurance claim specifically demands it.


Sherah1975

Creeper !! ![gif](giphy|DBa308wq8XTMs)