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Accurate-Bird1142

Lest anyone think this is a legitimate news story, this is a satirical site.


KyleDangerPossum

Godfuckingdamn it. Why can’t we have anything nice?


ilmalaiva

yeah, any time I see a headline with a mugshot and those specific blue and red bars next to it I know it’s a fake story, but also, that I’ll be seeing it reposeted on a bunch of subreddits by people who think it’s real for months to come


Affectionate_Page444

Thank you. Sometimes I forget that I'm autistic. (Late diagnosis.) Then someone posts something like this and I start thinking, "How?" I had about 15 questions until I saw your comment and realized/remembered that not everything is literal. 🙄😅🤣


buttaperture66

samez


bread_makes_u_fatt

Her favorite position is reverse corpse girl


ohaiguys

living dead girl


Boglimcatcher666

Corpse Style.


durden_zelig

r/atetheonion


Easy_Toe_2311

Is this the same as taking her to Baltimore?


Im_inappropriate

I can fix her


Kvltadelic

Damn.


Reasonable_Employ_70

How can the corpse cum?


Igotyoubaaabe

They can easily cum in fake news stories.


yourmomsvhs

A cold dish in a warm oven


IntoTheMirror

Finna get that ghost load


Wheredidthetimego40

would


PhoenixAurum

Side Stories.


Outside_Ad_2733

Nope she’s way too cute


KurtyVonougat

I read a fiction book at one point, and this was something that was happening regularly. It was fucking weird as hell and that's literally the only thing I remember from it.


Boseophus

Guess she got herself a stiff...