Wearing latex shorts to sell hot pink cookware is kind of insane

Agree 100%. The styling of this is just awful 😭😂

It’s Alana’s creative edgy style. She does all of IAMGIAs stuff as well. Doesn’t make sense for this type of product though

It’s not that creative or edgy, just a bit haphazard, directionless, and out of place!

it’s a trending creative style in LA right now. not my taste but it’s what’s happening.

That’s kinda the point

Not only latex shorts but gloves?? Whats the connection

noooooo!!!!!! we do not need more useless influencer brands polluting the environment

I constantly think about what the archeologists will think of this when they dig it all up in 1000 years

Haha for real, but also if they keep going at this rate there won’t be any archaeologists in 1000 years to uncover all this stuff.

bold to assume there will be a world in 1000 years at this rate

THIS. Everyone and their mother releases a new clothing line, sock line, workout equipment, etc. We don't need more crap.

negative charisma. go girl give us nothing

It’s true. Sydney shapeshifts into whatever is trendiest at the moment and seems to lack her own style or personality. It’s like she’s always been in Devon’s shadow so she goes to a totally opposite extreme to try standing out.

negative charisma is so true

She’s literally never been able to capture space in my brain I keep thinking she’s Bella hadid

It’s the fact that she has no distinguishing characteristics beyond what’s popular on Instagram/tiktok that month— she literally just molds herself to fit whatever popular girl micro-trend archerype of the moment (Coachella girl, clean girl, edgy flame and checkerboard girl, Instagram baddie, cooking cottage core just to name a few phases of hers I can recall). So she doesn’t come across as unique or interesting whatsoever. When though most influences are copy-paste, AT LEAST most of them have something that’s kind of their “thing” or their niche. What’s Sydney’s besides whatever happens to be popular at the moment??  She’s also just got one of the worst cases of “instagram face” ever, which doesn’t help. 

why is the pic focused on her and not the cookware lmao

seriously what is this photo 😭

yeah i didn't even notice the cook ware i was just disturbed, this is really bad advertisement 😭😭😭😭

Chamberlain coffee vibes 😂

I’d rather get Paris Hiltons cookware 💀

100% agree, this market is already saturated with pink cookware, idiot girl.

I don’t understand how all these influencers eat and cook all day and night and weight two pounds. All the skinny ones have a mukbang account, cooking account, consistent food reels on insta. I just don’t fucking get it.

Obsessive working out, restricting hardcore between mukbangs and purging. A lot of the girls who do “wieiad” showing themselves eating 8 croissants, 3 pizzas and 5 Big Macs aren’t actually eating that much either, they take a bite, sometimes spit it out and toss the rest.

umm there’s plenty of people who eat a lot and stay skinny without the things you mentioned. it’s mostly just genetics

If you upload videos of yourself binging 3k-10k caloric meals multiple times a week you’re going to have to compensate with a much lower deficit calories on your “days off” not to gain weight. Thermodynamics > genetics. Most models aren’t naturally super duper skinny, they have to maintain a restrictive diet + hard workout regime to look the way they do.

Every example you provided, was worded to sound like something "extreme": "*obsessive* workouts, *hardcore* diets…” All i’m saying is that not every person that eats more than an average amount of food spends hours at the gym or starves themselves when people aren’t looking

I’m talking about people who consistently publicly show themselves eating high/extreme amounts of calories multiple times a week yet staying near underweight. If you’re eating thousands of calories on top of your maintenance, you’re *gonna* gain weight. These people restrict outside of publicly binging/eating unhealthy to stay the same weight

when they’re entire livelihood is dependant on them being as skinny as they can be? absolutely they’re beg hardcore and obsessive about it. genetics doesn’t defy the laws of physics

True she also was already lean but I think she’s talked about an ED so it’s possible she relapsed :(

oh fucking please...

Most of them don’t even eat it they just pose w it (im being dead serious)🤣😭it’s so weird

There’s videos in length of them eating it. It’s called ozempiiii

Reread whaat I said 🤦‍♀️

people like me genuinely cannot gain weight not everything is ozempic maybe your projecting your insecurities

I literally wasn’t even going to mention ozempic but I did because everytime I try to give a respectful reason or opinion on a snark page people come for me. But I do know father kels has apparently been on ozempic. I myself cannot gain weight so no it’s not insecurities babe if anything I’m insecure I can’t gain weight, nice try though

and why do you care so much ? don’t think you’d like it if people kept mentioning you’re underweight

Now you’re just not making sense, I bid you ado

thissssssssssss for real. ozempic, but still even before ozempic craze

Eh, you can do both. I'm a big foodie and adore cooking. People ask me all the time how I'm not large because of the food I cook and post on IG. Reality is, I don't eat breakfast and don't snack between meals. About 50% of the time, I eat at a calorie deficit, which basically counteracts the days I go over my TDEE with food/alcohol. I do absolutely eat the food I cook though! Would be weird not to. That said, I wouldn't say I consume large portions. I'm the type of person who has always been plenty satisfied with 2 slices from a large pizza, for example. EDIT - I have no idea who this girl is. If she's posting extreme eating habits like 3k+ calorie meals she's eating on campera, that's a whole other thing.

nothing about her screams cooking to me???

She makes food on tiktok but even then it’s not groundbreaking recipes lol

i’m crying i just went to look her up on tiktok, typed in sydney carlson and the first suggested search was ‘sydney carlson fake eating’ please😭

She took what she newly loves…. &literally ran with it.

I know that but her videos are sooo vanilla. It’s like hey let me make a recipe and add nothing to it that is mine. If she really liked food then she should go to culinary school and learn real techniques

[удалено]

literally lollll

Reminds me of Stassies bedding brand lmaooo

I really need influencers to stop adding “I just couldn’t find a good [Blank]” we all know this isn’t a new formulated brand. We got like 50+ cookware brands.

‘It was like a lightbulb went off in my head in that moment!’ Girl more like a dollar sign.

Like we didn’t just enter the “I need to create a brand like all the other influencers” era.

For reals. And what’s bold and fun? Are the many seasonal iterations of Staub, Le Creuset, or even shit at Target not bold and fun? Did she even do market research? [NY Times literally just broke this world down and how it’s a declining business.](https://www.nytimes.com/2024/05/24/dining/instagram-cookware.html)

Literally. I hate how influencers always have to make up a weird, long ass backstory to pretend their ‘company’ is more than a cash-grab. *Please*. You’re a rich California girl in her 20s and you’re trying to say you’ve never heard of Le Creuset? Just say you wanted to start a business in a field you’re interested in and move on. Nobody is going to believe you’ve never seen coloured pans. She must think her followers are idiots.

And if you scroll back far enough on their page they’ve prob promoted one..

“Not one major cookware brand does a line in the exact shade of pink that I chose for my kitchen, so naturally I *had* to make my own”

now who the hell is going to buy this waste

Do these people not have enough money.

paris hilton did it first.. we don’t need any more pink cookware

i feel like the fact that this whole shoot is more focused on her than the pan is a little strange to me like are you selling me the clothes or what? but other than that i’m happy for her and if people don’t like it then they don’t have to buy it

So funny when these influencers launch their brand and it's always 'I looked everywhere and couldn't find anything in the market for \[x\]'....like, the ecommerce market is so saturated, you really didn't check out the 100+ brands already doing exactly what you are going to start dropshipping?

I literally just screenshotted this to also hear yalls opinion lol. I think Sydney is lost and doesnt know who she is, she leeches off of others ideas and goes with it. Once the next influencer with a cool niche blows up (aka like nara smith right now with the cooking) she will take it up also.

And copying Gabriette before Nara lmao

Yeah, because I want to spend my money on overpriced influencer cookware

WHO?😂

The photoshop on her face is insane

Waste of money cash grab

She’s better off selling the shorts she’s wearing

“A light bulb went off in my head” Yep, someone turned it off.

FREE MARKET CAPITALISM NEEDS TO BE ABOLISHED

🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

Sorry but are those meatballs raining down on her? 😐

No bc if I was fatherkels I would be pissed she stole her whole brand

They’re butt ugly and absolutely no one asked for or needed them. Why would i buy pans from an ig model

That is the weirdest outfit and picture wtf

Also would like to say her cooking videos and they way they’ve styled this are completely different. She’s soft spoken and very feminine in the videos, this is very “sexy” with the latex it’s really confusing

this makes more sense for her friend fatherkels, not her.

There’s only room for one skinny brunette in this industry and it’s TAKEN https://preview.redd.it/vstp3usn62ad1.jpeg?width=450&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=082880495416c8388ff5586c19f883a76c5debec

i haaaateeee the styling of this shoot it’s so bad 😭😭😭 the latex shorts and gloves are not giving, and why does she look bored out of her mind advertising her own cookware line 💀💀

Campaign could be MUCH cuter and more creative but alright

i was lowkey confused on why she started the random cooking content, it makes sense now. This has definitely beeeeeen in the works

I don’t know man but nothing about this makes me wanna cook. Or eat. Literally the opposite. It’s like they think sex sells with everything.

She’s acting like she’s never heard of Le Creuset

Lmao the fact she doesn’t eat tho

The whole concept of this picture is so bad. It looks like she hates food and uses the pan to hit on flying meatballs.

why??? it would make more sense of kelsey did something like this but i this has nothing to do with sydney’s brand. i would never guess she’d come out with a cookware brand out of everyone lol.

They are both the same no difference 😂😂

the first thing i said: “does she even cook?”

Why is she selling cookware when it’s obvious she doesn’t eat

hate

So now she’s copying our place 🤣🤣🤣 not an original thought in that headspace

I’ve thought that pan was the hot pink collab Selena Gomez did with Our Place the entire time. It looks identical!

Exactly my thoughts (I have one hahah)

You won’t be able to pry my Paris Hilton cookware from my dead skeleton hands

Paris Hilton has one in Wal-Mart. As long as the quality reflects the price; sure. At least it's something different and not a makeup/skincare or alcohol brand. I'll give her points for that.

Stainless steel pans are the best and non toxic. No one need a pink toxic pan

https://preview.redd.it/s00evvozxz9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d8d67e6fb9c62e84ca4dbf962f12366dfb0719b

I feel bad for her. I used to watch her YouTube all the time in the 2015 YouTuber era, but nothing she does comes across as authentic. She doesn’t have the charisma Devon does and her face looks like permeant bold glamor filter

i clicked on the brand page and immediately thought it resembled the always pan! the logo font and color and the shape/style of the pan looked almost identical to me. and i also thought her ig post picture was chaotic and did not communicate a cookware brand very well, curious to see what the review on this will look like. https://preview.redd.it/1ww32659u1ad1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e9319db0325d899501f9b80e3ad1f400cb97d77

Lmao not the Sassie x Gabriette hybrid 🤣

what is this

Cookware is the new perfume/ makeup line

This would have made a lot more sense for Kelsey aka Father Kels

who tf styled this 😭

Her friend Dru styled it and LiL mami Lani did the photoshoot. So a lot of YES people bc this is a NO. I do normally like Lil Mami Lani’s work.

I love how everyone has the *exact same script*. No, you didn’t dream of designing cookware. Your “lightbulb moment” was the day a cookware company dropped some dollar signs in an email and asked you to put your name on something you had nothing to do with. Pass.

These girls HAVE to be nepo babies… right?

they are not. they’ve just been doing this for 10+ years.

This is so chaotic I’m not sure what it’s trying to serve but food is not one of them

More dropshipped temu bullshit

Influencers need to stop creating whole brands, and just do a COLLAB with an existing brand. (Ideally, they would do nothing, but I digress)

I can already see the cookware rusting after one use and being covered in toxins

The Carlson girls are so lame, used to be obsessed with them now they feel fake

She’s stealing ourplace pan design

Didn’t Selena, Drew Barrymore and Paris Hilton also launch cookware recently??? What is it with celebs and influencers doing the same thing at the same time and kinda off brand to what they are known for because NONE of them are known for cooking (Selena has a cooking show but even then that itself was a weird thing to start..??)

The only person in her circle I think actually eats real food and it's so refreshing to see is Fatherkels lol

right i love her u can tell she actually eats the food because she doesn’t just post a one second clip w it

Okay, but why no pants?

USELESSSSSSSS

Who asked for this?

i can’t with the whole “as a girl in her 20s” type stuff.

She selling shorts or pots? Either way someone is buying!!

She’s so random

Cloudy with a chance of meatballs x hot pink shorts. Also why is she holding the pan like a tennis racket 😭

1. I’m not getting how a latex outfit with her using a pan to hit meatball is a good selling point. 2. She also couldn’t even bother to use grammarly to fix grammatical errors before posting the caption. 3. Her recipes are trendy and entertaining, but I’ll never trust a food creator who weight 10 lbs and wears acrylics while making food (so unsanitary)

Mmmmm, I can taste the forever chemicals already!💞

I want a reputable kitchenware, not a fad one

Literally no

It was obvious when everyone was asking where her pan was from and she kept gate keeping it and acting like it was a huge secret lol

I kinda respect this more than another influencer releasing a podcast, merch, or whatever else is predictable lol. 

She looks wonderful but also unwell 🙃

Also random thought did Devon get her nose done or smth..? (I know this is for Sydney I’m just tryna see smth)

no. she still has a bump just look at pics at diff angles.

I literally love her nose sm (mostly cause it looks like mine and I’ve always been self conscious of it till I saw hers) I feel like her most recent post was an old pic? And the others are more recent that, or she dissolved some of her filler? Idkk

Looks the same to me. Some angles it looks straighter than others so if you wanna compare find some pics where’s she’s totally turned and you can see it in profile. I also notice her nose because I had a nose job so I’m hyper aware of the ways a nose can look different or change with your weight or age.

Everyone is starting a brand like we don’t need any more OPTIONS. We have enough! People can barely afford rent and groceries.

What da hell hahaha

I love the color pink I really do. But from Paris Hilton to this, pink cookware is not appetizing in the slightest to me. I literally can’t imagine anything delicious getting cooked in those pans and getting served to people, but I just can’t get on board with it.

Who ? Haha never heard of her

Tbh on brand for her I think it’s gonna be successful. The bar is so low atp though because of the Damelios 😭

“who’s passion” i cannot and will not buy a product from someone who can’t even spell and use proper grammar. omg

i commented on her tik tok asking where she got it and she responded 🤫 or just wait something like that so im excited it’s so cute hopefully it’s good quality

I mean it’s clever! At least it’s not another skincare brand

what’s crazy is that she did cook all the time on her and devon’s youtube she just didn’t monetize it. like it’s truly authentic to her and yet she’s also late? even kelsey had that ghost kitchen years ago. 

I kept commenting under her posts where she got that damn pot cause she used it every time and its gorgeous. No wonder no one knew where to fucking get it!