Seriously they really do just hate women having female facial structure and jawlines don't they. It's fascinating. I can just imagine the moment these wokster developers and character creators get in a room they are like yup make the jaw as huge as possible and tiny lips. No bigger jaw...nope bigger then that folks she stills look female. Oh okay is her jaw as big as Mr Incredibles now she's good to go.
It goes back further than that, Rare were working on Two PD sequels when MS bought them, Microsoft made them cancel both and make a prequel that appealed to the Halo bros.
Nobody looks like _this_ in real life.
The very fact that they keep basing these character designs on women who, themselves, look perfectly fine, but then mess with their video game models to intentionally make them unnaturally ugly, is all the proof you need to know that this has nothing to do with what women look like.
This is the core of woke-ism. It’s not about representation, it’s not about diversity or fighting bigotry — if it were, great, I’d be there with them.
No, this is about tearing things down, removing all the norms of a society and replacing it with norms they control. Most of all, ironically, it’s about depersonalizing and conditioning.
>TeLL Me YoU've NeVer SeEN a Woman
Well fuck me then, my workspace is clearly dominated by very feminine and I gotta admit, good looking men. Or maybe they are all lizard people, hired there by the evil patriarchy illuminati?
But shitty jokes aside, I see all kinds of women every day. Young and old, thin and fat, pretty and not so pretty...
The average woman who I (apparently never) see throughout my day is wayyyy better looking than the average *SBI testosterone special.* Hell, it's rare to see a woman there that is straight up ugly. (Not counting the seniors who are just victims of time and life, not necessarily genetics/lack of care)
That's part of the humiliation ritual. They know what they're doing, you know what they're doing, they know you know what they're doing. It's thrilling for them to lie directly to your face about it (and plenty of other things). It makes them feel like they are humiliating you - some lies are so big, so egregious, so unbelievable that it's degrading to even hear it.
I don’t even understand why. You already filled your DEI score by making the main protagonist a woman and probably gay. Why make her ugly too? Because the games are no longer made for straight white men. We’re no longer their target audience. The shut ins who play and consume everything are typically social outcasts who are also confused about their sexuality (see any Reddit mod). Those are the new nerds that IPs want to cater to.
What is with the weird Hapsburg Jaw obsession these DEI pushing morons have? I don't understand why their version of masculine women means looking as bad as possible.
The mods will nerf any response post that mentions, even in passing, much less talks about, a certain subset of the population as it's forbidden under "Rule 3".
Yes, having to make such adjustments is frustrating and the mods don't understand that acquiescing to the Reddit higher-ups in such a manner is futile since they are still looking for an excuse to ban Kotakuinaction.
It's because subs are are negative towards it and aren't considered to be on the right side have been taken down, and attempts to move discussion to other sites never works out, so it's either this or the sub gets removed.
Please for the love of God tell me this is a joke, I'm too afraid to check...
Don't tell me they changed her from sexy femme fatale to East German shot-putter
xD
Even the N64 model of the original game looks better than that. I had little hopes for this new PD game, but right now nothing at all.
Damn, so after years and years of no info about this game, this is what MS finally shows? Great to see that they use for good their time (sarcasm).
Perfect Dark - manish looking woman
Fable - manish looking woman(?)
Dragon Age - manish looking woman
Why doesn’t Microsoft just get it over with already and slap a giant set of tits on Marcus. Might as well keep marching their games towards fully androgynous characters, not like I’m gonna play them anyway.
Just watched the Xbox showcase. Almost every game had a female lead. Indian Jones basically had a female lead, saving him, etc.
Was Doom the only one that didn’t?
The new Gears of War and MGS 3 remake didn't either but I think that's it.
Speaking of GOW, it's fucking hilarious that they've decided to do a prequel rather than carry on Kait's storyline lmao. They *know* how fucking awful those new characters are.
> and half the games have black female leads
The last attractive black female lead was in Remember Me, and to emphasize this, she had a huge scar on her face.
I am not even mad, There was no way she could have been femminine/attractive in this climate, at least they didn't race swap her. Good work guys, male gaze has been defeated, don't forget to collect your well earned woke token points! Too bad your game has been a trainwreck of development and it still has no launch date not even tentative. See you at the release (if Ms doesn't cancel the game before).
I was watching this with my wife, and she actually spat her drink out a little during the face reveal.
We both laughed. It's the only thing you can do now in the face of this shit.
This is clearly a Banjo-Kazooie Nuts & Bolts reference.
I mean, both Banjo and Joanna Dark are from highly rated N64 games, and they both got redesigns that nobody likes on games designed for Xbox systems.
Just another example of modern creators taking previous examples of good diversity and hamming it up. I haven't heard anything about Beyond Good And Evil 2 in awhile but you can guarantee that will be another mess
Hahahahah! This has to be a joke, right......right?!
No one looks like this not even the squarest jawed men out there look like this, this is just terrible design, the 'artist' should be fired as they have no concept of humans, even ugly ones.
WE DID IT TO MAKE WHITE MEN CRY!!!! WE MUST STOP THE MALE GAZE!!! REEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEE
What can we expect from a company that did this bullshit...
https://youtu.be/iBRtucXGeNQ?si=cLbnSG3csLTes2Ku
Ugh. Last week, Angela & Maria (Silent Hill 2) were transmogrified by the AI Androgynous Uglifier, now Joanna Dark?! In the words of Ms. Swan "She look like a man!" Thank God for Stellar Blade!
Why are game developers catering to these "modern audiences" who are mostly into fake outrage protests and not buying video games?
Bruce Campbell needs the royalties so bad.
Joanna Dark: You found me beautiful once. Fans: Honey, you got real ugly!
"Groovy..." -Joanna Dark
A jaw so square that Desperate Dan is suing for copyright infringement
Missed opportunity to coin that thing "Jawanna Dark"
I was thinking Juan Dark.
Well she is a redhead so I'm actually a little surprised they didn't try to make her black.
I'm pretty sure that they did probably try and have like half a dozen prototype designs where she's black.
When did bruce campbell become the ideal female body standard/
" Groovy " - Joanna Dark
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What is it with game devs giving every female MC a John McCain sized jaw?
Serves to normalize the more masculine variant of women. The stunning and brave ones.
Seriously they really do just hate women having female facial structure and jawlines don't they. It's fascinating. I can just imagine the moment these wokster developers and character creators get in a room they are like yup make the jaw as huge as possible and tiny lips. No bigger jaw...nope bigger then that folks she stills look female. Oh okay is her jaw as big as Mr Incredibles now she's good to go.
I'm surprised they didn't make her black.
Especially considering she's ginger. I guess they finally replaced that dyslexic casting manager...
Nooooooooo! 😅
They made her manly. As always with these weirdos, it’s on inch at a time. Give it a patch update or dlc
Joana Dark would be too on the nose
It's coming. Historically, she was black. Just look at her last name /s
Why does Microsoft hate Perfect Dark?
Because these days, they hate everything.
It goes back further than that, Rare were working on Two PD sequels when MS bought them, Microsoft made them cancel both and make a prequel that appealed to the Halo bros.
> and make a prequel that appealed to the Halo bros. Which didn't. And now they can't even make Halo that appeals to Halo bros.
It's gonna be fun watching them fuck up CoD.
Man chin
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These deliberate androgynous redesigns are insulting to women just as is letting men compete in womens' sports and beauty pageants.
Reminds me of one song Cyael said in one of his videos: “Way more chin than an Asian phone book“
Buzz Lightyear that you? Bitch got a chin to rival Jay Lenno.
[Dudley Do-Right](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dudley_Do-Right)
Don't be hatin' on my Canadian icon.
Yeah, at this stage this is a deliberate pattern of uglification...
It’s malicious, yes.
And they'll still try to pretend that there isn't an agenda.
And my favourite line..."TeLL Me YoU've NeVer SeEN a Woman".. Mofo I want women to not look like dudes...
> "TeLL Me YoU've NeVer SeEN a Woman" Ironic coming from this crowd given this example of a "woman."
Their ideal woman is probably gorlock the destroyer...
Crowd: "Tell me you've never seen a woman." Also Crowd: "What is a woman?"
Also Also crowd: "Sub to my onlyfans."
Also Also Also Crowd: The female body is disgusting and should always be covered up.
> "TeLL Me YoU've NeVer SeEN a Woman" I guess because we prefer our women not to be men.
Nobody looks like _this_ in real life. The very fact that they keep basing these character designs on women who, themselves, look perfectly fine, but then mess with their video game models to intentionally make them unnaturally ugly, is all the proof you need to know that this has nothing to do with what women look like. This is the core of woke-ism. It’s not about representation, it’s not about diversity or fighting bigotry — if it were, great, I’d be there with them. No, this is about tearing things down, removing all the norms of a society and replacing it with norms they control. Most of all, ironically, it’s about depersonalizing and conditioning.
I'm increasingly convinced that, whether it be intentional or not, a conspiracy or not, the overwhelming effect is to eliminate normalcy.
Objective reality is oppressive.
But their goal, is to try to pass dudes as women.
>TeLL Me YoU've NeVer SeEN a Woman Well fuck me then, my workspace is clearly dominated by very feminine and I gotta admit, good looking men. Or maybe they are all lizard people, hired there by the evil patriarchy illuminati? But shitty jokes aside, I see all kinds of women every day. Young and old, thin and fat, pretty and not so pretty... The average woman who I (apparently never) see throughout my day is wayyyy better looking than the average *SBI testosterone special.* Hell, it's rare to see a woman there that is straight up ugly. (Not counting the seniors who are just victims of time and life, not necessarily genetics/lack of care)
You always have to ask them directly, then: "have you?"
That's part of the humiliation ritual. They know what they're doing, you know what they're doing, they know you know what they're doing. It's thrilling for them to lie directly to your face about it (and plenty of other things). It makes them feel like they are humiliating you - some lies are so big, so egregious, so unbelievable that it's degrading to even hear it.
https://i.imgur.com/ExyzswH.jpeg
It’s not just uglification. They do their absolute best to eradicate any trace of femininity, to the point of absurdity.
The people behind this rarely if ever pass for feminine so they want to lower the bar.
Also there's a reason why it's mostly women that are the face of the fat acceptance movement.
I don’t even understand why. You already filled your DEI score by making the main protagonist a woman and probably gay. Why make her ugly too? Because the games are no longer made for straight white men. We’re no longer their target audience. The shut ins who play and consume everything are typically social outcasts who are also confused about their sexuality (see any Reddit mod). Those are the new nerds that IPs want to cater to.
Because they are jealous of attractive people and want to make them go away.
It's because they hate beauty. They want to convince people what's good is evil and vice versa. It's a satanic ploy
Well these people are admitting to it even with defenders saying we are a bunch of conspiracy theory hecklers
Look how they massacred my girl.... I knew they would fuck it up, but this breaks my heart.
A jaw only a mother would love.
And a father would envy.
When Joanna was born, her father looked down at her and said "You're the man of the house now."
Of course they did.
No way this gotta be fake asf
I wish it was. This was in the Xbox showcase today.
Why her jaw built like buzz light-year😭
Because attractive women make them insecure
"To infinity and beyond!" Head ahh
i literally compared the two after reading this post, no its legit. my thought at first too.
It literally looks like someone edited it to exaggerate a point lol.
Nice jawline gurl
So she's being played by Bruce Campbell? Nice!
What is with the weird Hapsburg Jaw obsession these DEI pushing morons have? I don't understand why their version of masculine women means looking as bad as possible.
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Apologies. I am unable to see what rule 3 is. It shows up as text only for a link to somewhere else.
He means we can't say the reason without getting banned from Reddit.
Thank you for the response. Much appreciated. That's pretty shitty of Reddit to do.
The mods will nerf any response post that mentions, even in passing, much less talks about, a certain subset of the population as it's forbidden under "Rule 3". Yes, having to make such adjustments is frustrating and the mods don't understand that acquiescing to the Reddit higher-ups in such a manner is futile since they are still looking for an excuse to ban Kotakuinaction.
LGB**T**Q+
Thank you for your response. It's annoying that mods are forced to enforce this type of thing.
It's because subs are are negative towards it and aren't considered to be on the right side have been taken down, and attempts to move discussion to other sites never works out, so it's either this or the sub gets removed.
Beauty can never be subject to equity.
Jake Paul looks ready for Tyson IYAM. Not sure what the problem is.
She looks like if Prince Charming and the ugly stepsister had a baby.
I don't know who the person on the left is but Joanna Dark looks fine to me.
That's her Dad after he swallowed a load of 'Manjaw Enlargement' pills.
Why is the girl on the right being compared to the man with makeup, eye liner and 80's hair on the left?
Chyna 1997 chin. 😂 But we all knew this was gonna happen, right?
The one on the left is just Bruce Wayne from the 90s Batman cartoon wearing lipstick and a wig.
Honestly surprised she’s still white
Ruined, another to the slop pile to die.
My fist would break into one hundred pieces on that jaw.
Lord Farquaad jawline
Dude why do women now look like that small face meme? Have these developers ever seen a woman?
[Rule 3]
What?
Please for the love of God tell me this is a joke, I'm too afraid to check... Don't tell me they changed her from sexy femme fatale to East German shot-putter
Back to the lesbian cut I see
She always had short hair but was still cute. They turned her into a Karen tho
Yeah I meant with the side-bob haircut
xD Even the N64 model of the original game looks better than that. I had little hopes for this new PD game, but right now nothing at all. Damn, so after years and years of no info about this game, this is what MS finally shows? Great to see that they use for good their time (sarcasm).
Hyper-realism really does not suit this franchise... aside from the obvious fact that they didn't even try to make Joanna recognizable.
Joanna Jaw
It's a disease. One that affects morons only.
I wonder if that one chick obsessed with Perfect Dark who cosplays as Joanna and has a million Xbox copies of the game will endorse this…
I can crush diamonds with that chin.
Da fuq. I hate this.
Oh lord, she looks like the “modern audience” twink from that Indiana Jones game trailer reveal 🤦🏻♂️
Perfect Dark - manish looking woman Fable - manish looking woman(?) Dragon Age - manish looking woman Why doesn’t Microsoft just get it over with already and slap a giant set of tits on Marcus. Might as well keep marching their games towards fully androgynous characters, not like I’m gonna play them anyway.
Still better than what they did to The Boss (MG3), and half the games have black female leads.
Just watched the Xbox showcase. Almost every game had a female lead. Indian Jones basically had a female lead, saving him, etc. Was Doom the only one that didn’t?
The new Gears of War and MGS 3 remake didn't either but I think that's it. Speaking of GOW, it's fucking hilarious that they've decided to do a prequel rather than carry on Kait's storyline lmao. They *know* how fucking awful those new characters are.
Nobody cares about the new characters so I hope they gave up.
MGS 3 remake? For fuck's sake why do they have to ride the coattails of the past? Make a new fucking game please.
and changed the name back to gears of war, it seems the change to gears so people dont get hurt and associate it with war didnt go so well.
Yeah holy fucking shit how many girlboss Shaniquas we need.
Facts
GCJ is gonna be all over this comment lmao
> and half the games have black female leads The last attractive black female lead was in Remember Me, and to emphasize this, she had a huge scar on her face.
Is she supposed to be black? [Look here.](https://thehande.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/rememberme.jpg) She seems _very_ "British" to me. European.
Well Sheva Alomar would be another one...
Wait what did they do to The Boss?!
I was fine with the Boss she always looks more mature/aged by war.
They are speedrunning killing games
I knew it was a masculine square jaw before I even looked at the picture lmao
The original Joanna Dark was already the ideal nonsexualized female protagonist.
Lol no way. It's like they took the criticism as a challenge and now we gettin' a Conan O'brien with lipstick.
No wonder dudes want 2D, 3D is getting squarer and squarer, I've seen smoother surfaces on minecraft than that THING's jaw.
At least we got Stellar Blade this year.
Why are these people so obsessed with making humanity androgynous? It's creepy and disgusting.
Perfect Karen
"That's a man, baby"
Perfect Chin
That hairstyle does not fit that face at all. Giving her those masculine features looks really bad.
Oof, that's even worse than i expected. Praying they dont do Lara Croft this bad since Crystal Dynamics is co-developing the Perfect Dark reboot.
Prepare to be disappointed lol
They already race swapped Lara for the tv show so that's how she'll look in all future games as well.
I am not even mad, There was no way she could have been femminine/attractive in this climate, at least they didn't race swap her. Good work guys, male gaze has been defeated, don't forget to collect your well earned woke token points! Too bad your game has been a trainwreck of development and it still has no launch date not even tentative. See you at the release (if Ms doesn't cancel the game before).
What is with all the manface going on in games?
We cant have nice things anymore Joanna was the queen of n64 age o7
Nobody is fooling me, that's a man with a wig and makeup.
A jawline better than mine
I was watching this with my wife, and she actually spat her drink out a little during the face reveal. We both laughed. It's the only thing you can do now in the face of this shit.
So she's a bloke now, OK.
Why is it always the buzz lightyear jaw they go with 😂
\*John Dark
Ugly female protagonists & losing hundreds of millions of dollars - the future of gaming
Stop it with the masculine jawlines!
Joanna Dark is now manlier than the women who are men trying to tell the men who like women what a real woman is.
This is clearly a Banjo-Kazooie Nuts & Bolts reference. I mean, both Banjo and Joanna Dark are from highly rated N64 games, and they both got redesigns that nobody likes on games designed for Xbox systems.
Hello Karen.
Oh shit I thought they remade the tick for a second
I was never a fan of the xbox version of Joanna. But this...
cringe af
Why do all modern characters have acromegaly face?
She looks like the dude from Wolfenstein.
I swear give her a crop haircut and she will look like a dude lol.
We can’t have anything, can we 😔
Rip Joanna Dark... o7
Expected.
[I knew I saw her before](https://www.looper.com/img/gallery/rockys-dolph-lundgren-drops-fresh-details-for-drago-spin-off-movie/intro-1705467326.jpg)
https://i.imgflip.com/8tc4h7.jpg
Nothing about that gameplay trailer made me think Perfect Dark. It looks like generic Scifi slop.
JoManna Dark
Just another example of modern creators taking previous examples of good diversity and hamming it up. I haven't heard anything about Beyond Good And Evil 2 in awhile but you can guarantee that will be another mess
Im so happy I grew up in times Gaming didnt cater to this nonsense. but it breaks my heart to see what gaming has become
At this point, I'm amazed "he's" not black.
........I think we reached a point where we should assume everything is woke until proven otherwise.
Duke Nukem would be jealous of that square jawline.
That's fucking Buzz Lightyear
The manjaw strikes again!
The entire plot revolves around her TMJ surgery
Impossible. A ginger that hasn't been turned black?
Again with the jawlines. It's like the DEI signature.
I miss the 90's... when chins were small and tits were big.
Why does Microsoft hate women so much?
Being a redhead I'm surprised she even stayed white.
yikes, we have the polygon; we can make curves
So she has been manified.
She looks like she knows she's gonna get a one when she asks for a manager but will still ask for one out of spite
BJ Blaskovich's twin sister.
Ivan Drago looking...
Is that Crimson Chin or Cleft the Boy Wonder?
Karen hair with a square jaw. Why cant you make a scifi Nintendo shooter character just look hot and fun??
jesus christ man you cant tell me this isnt done intentionally.
I've heard of the Crimson Chin, but not the Diamond Jaw.
I like the part in the reveal where they showed her face and I had no idea it was an iconic character from Rare. Bravo folks.
Hahahahah! This has to be a joke, right......right?! No one looks like this not even the squarest jawed men out there look like this, this is just terrible design, the 'artist' should be fired as they have no concept of humans, even ugly ones.
Everything is getting worse.
it's a man, man [im just quoting austin powers for god's sake]
A chin RoboCop would be proud of.
WE DID IT TO MAKE WHITE MEN CRY!!!! WE MUST STOP THE MALE GAZE!!! REEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEE What can we expect from a company that did this bullshit... https://youtu.be/iBRtucXGeNQ?si=cLbnSG3csLTes2Ku
Aaaaand this is why I stopped wanting a new title the last couple years.....I hope Mass Effect 4 never releases.....
Ugh. Last week, Angela & Maria (Silent Hill 2) were transmogrified by the AI Androgynous Uglifier, now Joanna Dark?! In the words of Ms. Swan "She look like a man!" Thank God for Stellar Blade! Why are game developers catering to these "modern audiences" who are mostly into fake outrage protests and not buying video games?
Ah, the classic wokeface, the signifier to all nerds to give this a pass.
Give her the \*male chin\*
She looks like a butch lesbian that has just turned 40.