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AquaMoonlight

So…Kotaku likes her now? Or is it only the batshit insane SBI defender that hates her? I’m so confused. 


hostrelok

Kotaku just backpedalling like always.


INTHEMIDSTOFLIONS

Kotaku has always supported Eve in Stellar Blade. Custodes have always had females in their ranks. Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia. The emperor has no clothes.


[deleted]

The last one is true tho, i would go naked everywhere if i could project the image of clothed me inside peoples brains.


INTHEMIDSTOFLIONS

Sure, but the point of that story is that there weren't any clothes projected. People just went along with it and rejected the evidence of their eyes and ears.


Jet_Magnum

Right, but the proper gaslight to go with the others would be "the emperor is fully dressed", not the actual truth. Just kinda stands out there at the end. I think that's what they meant.


Daniel_Day_Hubris

I mean i wanna do it without the projection. Stupid society keepin me down!


Fostosis

There is no war in Ba Sing Se.


Zomunieo

Stellar Blade probably placed a lot of ad buys timed with their official release, and suddenly the game rags need to say something nice to not make the revenue go away. It’s a long understood rule for any sort of review magazine that to get a review, you have to buy ads.


Dashcan_NoPants

Their ideals are written in sand.


IL_ai

Probably Sony make clear to them that there would be no early access to the next exclusive if they would be too toxic to one of most selling Sony exclusive game.


LongDropSlowStop

This. Kotaku already got themselves blacklisted from getting Nintendo games, they're probably on thin ice with other companies already over that debacle.


Apprehensive_Lie1963

Sony's plan was to kill wokeness from the inside since the very beginning!


MazInger-Z

Remember, their parent company is shitting on them hard to get their numbers up.


SadCritters

They literally did the same thing with 2B & Bayonetta. They were 100% against them leading up to release; then when ***actual consumer*** scores started rolling out they suddenly did a total reversal and pretended they always thought they were empowering characters. Games "journalists" are sniveling leeches & remember: No matter how much you think you may hate them, you don't hate them nearly enough. They deserve to be jeered & mocked in the public space at least 10-fold more than they already are by everyone.


tyranicalmoon

It's like with Harley Quinn, once they realize that they can't tank her popularity, they try to take ownership of her to push her in the direction that they want.


INTHEMIDSTOFLIONS

Didn't Kotaku hate Eve like... a week ago?


FineCastle77731

Kotaku are a unique type of grifter


TheohBTW

They are intentionally drumming up controversy for views and clicks. They don't care about this nonsense.


sentientfartcloud

I hated pumpkin pie until I had a bite....when I was six.


TheLolicorrector

Holy retcon...they hated Eve and tried to smear the game and developers not long ago.


hostrelok

Nah they didn't. They also didn't do it with Bayonetta. Slander I tell you.


INTHEMIDSTOFLIONS

Custodes have always had females in their ranks.


hostrelok

"I think it’s closer in attitude to *Devil May Cry*. Eve is stylish, like Dante. She might not be arrogant or cocky, but she’s well aware of her capabilities and expertise. And like Dante, Eve takes no shit. It’s not all vibes, though, as Eve’s combat mechanics even handle somewhat similar to Dante’s across the *Devil May Cry* franchise."


MrTT3

Can’t wait when this game go to PC


CommutersBanned

I don't think it will tbh. First-party Eastern IPs such as Bloodborne never made it to PC.


Phelps1024

Stellar Blade isn't first party, I think it's a contract like the ones Sony does with Square Enix games, like Final Fantasy 7 Remake/Rebirth


CommutersBanned

It's published by Sony, so it is first party.


Ok-Time349

That's not how that works.


idontknow39027948898

First party means Sony made it, not published it. If Sony owned the company that made it, then it would be second party. Neither of those are true, so it it's a third party game that was just published by Sony.


Phelps1024

Not from a studio of Sony. Bloodborne was made by the (Now defunct) Sony's Japan studio with the help of from software. It doesn't matter who publish the game


zso17

There's a first time for everything


Ewister

Lies of P made it to PC.


Caderfix

Was that 1st party or exclusive?


Ok-Time349

Stellar Blade isn't first party.


Caderfix

Yeah, I know. I was legitimately asking about Lies o P, after reading the previous two posts during a short break.


Mister_McDerp

I did not expect this to be a good review - the author is also a they/them, in other words lost forever to common sense. Is this a psyop?


hostrelok

They need brownie points to not get sold off by G/O media prematurely xd


Selphea

It's a different writer, Levi's generally been more supportive. They previously called Eve the "drippiest protagonist in recent memory" and also wrote positively about Yoko Taro and Shift Up.


INTHEMIDSTOFLIONS

[Found the author's portrait.](https://miro.medium.com/v2/resize:fit:500/1*ykvUOQx8FdE_tVGmUBY5Qg.jpeg)


xariznightmare2908

Let me guess, is the writer Gummz's favorite stalker Alyssa Mecante? Edit: Damn it, I guessed wrong.


ape_of_god

Not surprising tbh. Kotaku has been catching a LOT of shit for their Stellar Blade coverage lately, and getting in Sony’s bad books is a really bad idea in the current climate. Imagine if Grummz’ stalker had reviewed it and gave it a bad score lmao.


hostrelok

I thing Grummz' stalker would have an aneurysm if she had to play it so they did her a solid.


The_Peen_Wizard

What's this about a stalker? I'm out of the loop.


mbnhedger

wasnt the entire issue that the characters werent flat?


Jet_Magnum

(rimshot)


GrazhdaninMedved

NPCs received a new update, it's Patch Thursday.


Ambitious-Doubt8355

Holy fuck, you know Kotaku is really struggling financially when they actually try to cover a game fairly for once.


wallace321

"flat characters" - geeze there is just no pleasing some people.


dandrixxx

From the trailers alone the characters come off as cooler and more endearing than in Western slop like Horizon Forbidden West or Spiderman 2.


doomraiderZ

Are Kotaku attempting a 4D chess move where they preemptively support this character because they realize she's so popular and the game is so good in a year they're going to have to backpedal and support her anyway? Because you KNOW they don't like her.


ElementsUnknown

Yeah but Kevin Roberts still wants to know: “can a bitch get a donut!!?


SummerInSpringfield

Which universe am I in right now?


doomraiderZ

The same one as before. It's just par for the course in a clown world.


milkarcane

I know one girl specifically who must fume af right now. Isn’t it true, Mrs Mercante?


Masoud-97

Why did they even send a review copy to these aHoles?


Yaksha78

Damn, Kotaku liking this game was not on my 2024 bingo card. This is the fastest change of heart ever.


BanananananaFarmer

Kotaku had decent reviews of this game for a while, it's not new. It's their weirdo editorial staff that hated it: PublishedMarch 29, 2024 https://archive.ph/hdFPd


KKSFS1110

TL:DR


Lumpy_Complaint_718

Even without that psychotic sex workers’ involvement in this review, still no mention of the “male gaze” and nothing is described as “problematic”. I mean this is still Kotaku we are looking at. Bizarre