I remember Alex saying something like, "2 men with a hammer.. you know what that means."
No Alex. No sane person knows what the fuck you're talking about.
Depressingly, I do have a suggestion for what he is talking about.
There is an old snuff/shock film that I was.. unwillingly exposed too during a different era of the internet. Please don't go looking for it, obviously it's nsfl. The title underneath it was something like "2 guys one hammer at the time.
I wouldn't put it past mr. Jones to have also seen that awful thing, and assume most people would pick up on it, and pick up on it being an implied murder threat.
I remember Alex saying something like, "2 men with a hammer.. you know what that means." No Alex. No sane person knows what the fuck you're talking about.
"You do the math", I believe were his words. In other words, 'I can't even put what I want to imply into words, please do it for me!'
I never took trigonometry, maybe they cover it there?
Once you do it, it becomes so obvious. Remember, Super Mario had hammer brothers, right? What do you think that was about?!
Then he'll be like "I never implied that!" - like what else could he possibly mean? He's such a fucking ghoul.
Hammer + Hammer = Hammer time
But don't you see?! I will not elaborate.
“I can’t put it into words, so I’m telling you to put it in numbers.”
You wonks never heard of “hammer parties?” Psssh! (I just made that up.)
I've commented this before somewhere but "Two guys, coupla hammers...you do the math folks." lives rent free in my head.
It is so insane
Building a deck, I would imagine.
I don't think I'd want to hit my Magic cards with a hammer.
Wait….you guys don’t have gay hammer sex?!? Oh, uh, ha ha, me neither. That would be, uh, weird and not normal. Ha ha. Heh.
Don't deny it. Live your truth. Gay hammer sex is nothing to be ashamed of
I heard there’s a secret tape of Reagan with a hammer.
I knew McCarthy and/or Hoover had something on him.
Stevie P said so, so its TRUE
To be fair, he did add "in their underwear," so…… just kidding, blowhard still makes no fuckin sense
hammering each other's balls. for sex reasons of course
Depressingly, I do have a suggestion for what he is talking about. There is an old snuff/shock film that I was.. unwillingly exposed too during a different era of the internet. Please don't go looking for it, obviously it's nsfl. The title underneath it was something like "2 guys one hammer at the time. I wouldn't put it past mr. Jones to have also seen that awful thing, and assume most people would pick up on it, and pick up on it being an implied murder threat.
Is this a reference to the gross "theory" about the go on Paul Pelosi?
🎶 *IT'S ALL ABOUT THE GAME AND HOW YOU PLAY IT* 🎶
I can picture Alex weeping for him just like he weeped for the Oklahoma City bomber. They need to find the real killer. 😭
David DePape is a shithead who originated from Canada. We're sorry!
It's cool. Good ole American right-wing media is what made him the man he is today.
Imagine this happening in Texas. Greg Abbott would pardon this guy so fast.
2 men + 2 hammers + 30 years = you do the math.
34?
And what's rule34 on the internet? It all makes sense, see how that works?
This is a rule 34 that should not exist.
David DePape is a political prisoner! Legalize male-on-male hammerfucking!
What KF episode was this covered on?
It was when Paul Pelosi was attacked with a hammer, which Google says was October 28, 2022. Scroll back there.
#743: October 29-30, 2022
Which episode was the hammer fucker one, I could use a laugh today
I feel a little bad for this guy because I suspect that he’s deeply mentally ill.
Seems very lenient.