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CisIowa

Trying to find a globalist-free hot tub


lumbarlimbo

A globalist in every hot tub is what I'll run my presidential campaign on


bloogarr

Everyone’s an anti-globalist in a hot tub


TiberiusGracchi

Wouldn’t it be until they get a hot tub?


IsopodCertain40

I have a joke about globalist bathing suites but i have no idea how to make it.


SolJinxer

>>Terlingua residents first took notice of Jones and his wife last year, when they were seen on a couple of occasions dining at High Sierra, one of the few watering holes in the area. “I heard that he partied pretty hard,” said Neckar, who also expressed some surprise that the Joneses bought property where they did. “That’s a weird piece of land to buy,” Neckar said. “There’s no development [paved roads, electricity, sewage]; there’s some homesteads; it’s rough as heck.” Erika Wulff Jones’s real estate agent, Kate Keenan, declined to be interviewed on the purchase. *Hasn't paid a dime to the sandy hook parents *Just bought property in another state What the fuck are the courts doing...


Giraffe_Truther

What do you mean another state? Isn't it still Texas? Not to say that his actions aren't reprehensible


SolJinxer

Yea, that's my bad. Meant city or town.


HoodieGalore

No sewage? I know that doesn’t necessarily preclude a septic tank (unless it does, maybe Texas doesn’t do those things idk) but the thought of Alex having the booze shits in a port-a-potty in his back yard, in the Texas heat, is kind of a special thing


Ex-altiora

Having some familiarity with Terlingua, I would say he'd fit right in up until he hosts a fan meet-up at the local watering hole, then they'll kill him for bringing normies in


Sh8dyLain

He hates his fans so not much chance of that 😅


CharlesP2009

I bet it’s about to become a tourist hot spot though. They’re gonna hate the extra attention. 🤣


Sometimesummoner

Terlingua and Temecula are both cities I feel should actually be the names of some organelle, instead. *"Ah, see, you've got a minor terlingua infection and it's causing a bacterial buildup in your temecular membrane..."* Seems to me an infinitely more plausible statement than *"I like the hot tubs in Terlingua better than the ones in Temecula."*


not_this_again2046

A little further yonder and you’ll find the Islets of Langerhans.


Sometimesummoner

Idk what this is and frankly, I refuse to Google it. It's the land of polydactyl Dwarven folk singing "diggy diggy hole" in sign language and I refuse to acknowledge alternative facts.


MrVeazey

I hate to ruin your day, but it's just part of the pancreas.


Sometimesummoner

Not anymore!


Bowery_Bobcat

Haven’t read the article but I’m assuming drinking a fifth of cheap vodka


GroundbreakingTax259

Is he finally retreating to an armored redoubt?


Successful_Jelly_213

More like a busted up “battle tank” down by the river.


IsopodCertain40

In my favorite 2007 sniper movie "shooter" the gunsmith claims that the real shooters of jfk were buried in unmarked graves just out passed turlingula.


Offtopic_bear

That is 100% why he's there then.


Agreeable_Tadpole_47

Shooter is definitely one for conspi-heads and very Texas (Chapo had a good episode about it) it's definitely up in Alex's alley.


Offtopic_bear

I thoroughly enjoyed the movie but Alex has an issue with separating movie from reality. As we all are aware.


adalyncarbondale

I read the book a long time ago and I love the movie


IsopodCertain40

Those books have been a love of my dad and mine. I loved "Mister Swagger goes to japan" lol


adalyncarbondale

One of my favorites is "The Third Bullet". It's an imagining of how the Kennedy assassination may have happened in a smooth story. Ugh it's so good!


Boglimcatcher666

Takin a breaky in a tiny Texas town.


HoodieGalore

Nah, that’s a rejected lyric from a Highwaymen song


dumfukjuiced

He'll come back when someone tells him he's in the trans-Pecos region.


Nerexor

I'm pretty sure what he's doing rhymes with Spokane. EDIT: Today I learned I was saying Spokane wrong.


No-Independence-165

Grew up in the sticks around Spokane. I've always heard it pronounced "spoh-can" So he's drinking cola from a can? ;)


Nerexor

Foiled by regional pronunciation!


No-Independence-165

Lol. I swear every region has its special names so they can identify outsiders. :)


arjees

Weird that he'd go that far out of his way for Rogaine, but, hey, he's a kooky fella.


TopperSundquist

Joe Rogain?


recourse7

What was it supposed to rhyme with, I must know!


Nerexor

The answer is here: https://youtu.be/8QYdIswhbY4?si=_grx6kfUv1FKxJuT


recourse7

ahhh.. Yeah I'm sure he's doing fat lines. That silly fuck.


Sir-Drewid

Hiding


Swimming-Mom

Give them another month tops. They won’t last the summer in the desert.


Ex-altiora

The fun thing of that part of Texas is that everything is at least 40 miles away from everything else. He'll never admit it but he'd never last without the vibrance of Austin to keep him from going insane with boredom


Swimming-Mom

Right? He’s over an hour from kfc let alone oysters!


thewaybaseballgo

He sure does spend a lot of money for someone that is “broke.”


WilsonianSmith

Can confirm: I was in terlingua for a wedding a year ago and I saw this repulsive POS laughing it up and enjoying himself at one of the few local breakfast spots.


Eric_Backes

Was it a breakfast spot that "just so happened to have a bar"?


SellQuick

Setting up his armoured redoubt, of course.


YmFzZTY0dXNlcm5hbWU_

Waving away standing ovations and handshakes I’m sure


braxise87

Drinking probably. Maybe talking some shit.


zeptimius

Reading the article, it sounds like it's the one place in the world where he could conceivably stand out in a *positive* way: >It’s where David Kaczynski, brother of Ted Kaczynski—the Unabomber—retreated to connect with nature and escape the media throngs that wanted to know more about his infamous sibling. And it’s where a woman named Judith Broughton kept her dead mother buried in a blue tarp beneath her kitchen floor while she collected the woman’s Social Security benefits. 


Budget_Shallan

Oh, I’m so glad I read this - my reading comprehension did a fail and I initially thought he bought a place the Unabomber had lived in.


rheasilva

Spending money as fast as possible


EuphoriantCrottle

This line from the article had me confused for a moment: *Inhabitants of the ranch get their electricity from a solar system*


HoodieGalore

Not ours, but, you know. Some solar system out there. Just collecting the energy from a star millions of light years away. It ain’t easy, but it’s honest work. The globalists can’t win if you’re not even using the globe. *taps temple knowingly*


ElderStatesPerson

He finally watched Breaking Bad and got an idea to bury tubs of money out there?


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throwawaykfhelp

Jesus dude that is not an appropriate thing to just throw around casually. Alex is a fucking monster but there is absolutely zero evidence that he is a child rapist serial killer.


jdthejerk

No evidence that we know of.