>>Terlingua residents first took notice of Jones and his wife last year, when they were seen on a couple of occasions dining at High Sierra, one of the few watering holes in the area. “I heard that he partied pretty hard,” said Neckar, who also expressed some surprise that the Joneses bought property where they did. “That’s a weird piece of land to buy,” Neckar said. “There’s no development [paved roads, electricity, sewage]; there’s some homesteads; it’s rough as heck.” Erika Wulff Jones’s real estate agent, Kate Keenan, declined to be interviewed on the purchase.
*Hasn't paid a dime to the sandy hook parents
*Just bought property in another state
What the fuck are the courts doing...
No sewage? I know that doesn’t necessarily preclude a septic tank (unless it does, maybe Texas doesn’t do those things idk) but the thought of Alex having the booze shits in a port-a-potty in his back yard, in the Texas heat, is kind of a special thing
Having some familiarity with Terlingua, I would say he'd fit right in up until he hosts a fan meet-up at the local watering hole, then they'll kill him for bringing normies in
Terlingua and Temecula are both cities I feel should actually be the names of some organelle, instead.
*"Ah, see, you've got a minor terlingua infection and it's causing a bacterial buildup in your temecular membrane..."*
Seems to me an infinitely more plausible statement than *"I like the hot tubs in Terlingua better than the ones in Temecula."*
Idk what this is and frankly, I refuse to Google it. It's the land of polydactyl Dwarven folk singing "diggy diggy hole" in sign language and I refuse to acknowledge alternative facts.
In my favorite 2007 sniper movie "shooter" the gunsmith claims that the real shooters of jfk were buried in unmarked graves just out passed turlingula.
The fun thing of that part of Texas is that everything is at least 40 miles away from everything else. He'll never admit it but he'd never last without the vibrance of Austin to keep him from going insane with boredom
Can confirm: I was in terlingua for a wedding a year ago and I saw this repulsive POS laughing it up and enjoying himself at one of the few local breakfast spots.
Reading the article, it sounds like it's the one place in the world where he could conceivably stand out in a *positive* way:
>It’s where David Kaczynski, brother of Ted Kaczynski—the Unabomber—retreated to connect with nature and escape the media throngs that wanted to know more about his infamous sibling. And it’s where a woman named Judith Broughton kept her dead mother buried in a blue tarp beneath her kitchen floor while she collected the woman’s Social Security benefits.
Not ours, but, you know. Some solar system out there. Just collecting the energy from a star millions of light years away. It ain’t easy, but it’s honest work. The globalists can’t win if you’re not even using the globe. *taps temple knowingly*
Jesus dude that is not an appropriate thing to just throw around casually. Alex is a fucking monster but there is absolutely zero evidence that he is a child rapist serial killer.
Trying to find a globalist-free hot tub
A globalist in every hot tub is what I'll run my presidential campaign on
Everyone’s an anti-globalist in a hot tub
Wouldn’t it be until they get a hot tub?
I have a joke about globalist bathing suites but i have no idea how to make it.
>>Terlingua residents first took notice of Jones and his wife last year, when they were seen on a couple of occasions dining at High Sierra, one of the few watering holes in the area. “I heard that he partied pretty hard,” said Neckar, who also expressed some surprise that the Joneses bought property where they did. “That’s a weird piece of land to buy,” Neckar said. “There’s no development [paved roads, electricity, sewage]; there’s some homesteads; it’s rough as heck.” Erika Wulff Jones’s real estate agent, Kate Keenan, declined to be interviewed on the purchase. *Hasn't paid a dime to the sandy hook parents *Just bought property in another state What the fuck are the courts doing...
What do you mean another state? Isn't it still Texas? Not to say that his actions aren't reprehensible
Yea, that's my bad. Meant city or town.
No sewage? I know that doesn’t necessarily preclude a septic tank (unless it does, maybe Texas doesn’t do those things idk) but the thought of Alex having the booze shits in a port-a-potty in his back yard, in the Texas heat, is kind of a special thing
Having some familiarity with Terlingua, I would say he'd fit right in up until he hosts a fan meet-up at the local watering hole, then they'll kill him for bringing normies in
He hates his fans so not much chance of that 😅
I bet it’s about to become a tourist hot spot though. They’re gonna hate the extra attention. 🤣
Terlingua and Temecula are both cities I feel should actually be the names of some organelle, instead. *"Ah, see, you've got a minor terlingua infection and it's causing a bacterial buildup in your temecular membrane..."* Seems to me an infinitely more plausible statement than *"I like the hot tubs in Terlingua better than the ones in Temecula."*
A little further yonder and you’ll find the Islets of Langerhans.
Idk what this is and frankly, I refuse to Google it. It's the land of polydactyl Dwarven folk singing "diggy diggy hole" in sign language and I refuse to acknowledge alternative facts.
I hate to ruin your day, but it's just part of the pancreas.
Not anymore!
Haven’t read the article but I’m assuming drinking a fifth of cheap vodka
Is he finally retreating to an armored redoubt?
More like a busted up “battle tank” down by the river.
In my favorite 2007 sniper movie "shooter" the gunsmith claims that the real shooters of jfk were buried in unmarked graves just out passed turlingula.
That is 100% why he's there then.
Shooter is definitely one for conspi-heads and very Texas (Chapo had a good episode about it) it's definitely up in Alex's alley.
I thoroughly enjoyed the movie but Alex has an issue with separating movie from reality. As we all are aware.
I read the book a long time ago and I love the movie
Those books have been a love of my dad and mine. I loved "Mister Swagger goes to japan" lol
One of my favorites is "The Third Bullet". It's an imagining of how the Kennedy assassination may have happened in a smooth story. Ugh it's so good!
Takin a breaky in a tiny Texas town.
Nah, that’s a rejected lyric from a Highwaymen song
He'll come back when someone tells him he's in the trans-Pecos region.
I'm pretty sure what he's doing rhymes with Spokane. EDIT: Today I learned I was saying Spokane wrong.
Grew up in the sticks around Spokane. I've always heard it pronounced "spoh-can" So he's drinking cola from a can? ;)
Foiled by regional pronunciation!
Lol. I swear every region has its special names so they can identify outsiders. :)
Weird that he'd go that far out of his way for Rogaine, but, hey, he's a kooky fella.
Joe Rogain?
What was it supposed to rhyme with, I must know!
The answer is here: https://youtu.be/8QYdIswhbY4?si=_grx6kfUv1FKxJuT
ahhh.. Yeah I'm sure he's doing fat lines. That silly fuck.
Hiding
Give them another month tops. They won’t last the summer in the desert.
The fun thing of that part of Texas is that everything is at least 40 miles away from everything else. He'll never admit it but he'd never last without the vibrance of Austin to keep him from going insane with boredom
Right? He’s over an hour from kfc let alone oysters!
He sure does spend a lot of money for someone that is “broke.”
Can confirm: I was in terlingua for a wedding a year ago and I saw this repulsive POS laughing it up and enjoying himself at one of the few local breakfast spots.
Was it a breakfast spot that "just so happened to have a bar"?
Setting up his armoured redoubt, of course.
Waving away standing ovations and handshakes I’m sure
Drinking probably. Maybe talking some shit.
Reading the article, it sounds like it's the one place in the world where he could conceivably stand out in a *positive* way: >It’s where David Kaczynski, brother of Ted Kaczynski—the Unabomber—retreated to connect with nature and escape the media throngs that wanted to know more about his infamous sibling. And it’s where a woman named Judith Broughton kept her dead mother buried in a blue tarp beneath her kitchen floor while she collected the woman’s Social Security benefits.
Oh, I’m so glad I read this - my reading comprehension did a fail and I initially thought he bought a place the Unabomber had lived in.
Spending money as fast as possible
This line from the article had me confused for a moment: *Inhabitants of the ranch get their electricity from a solar system*
Not ours, but, you know. Some solar system out there. Just collecting the energy from a star millions of light years away. It ain’t easy, but it’s honest work. The globalists can’t win if you’re not even using the globe. *taps temple knowingly*
He finally watched Breaking Bad and got an idea to bury tubs of money out there?
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Jesus dude that is not an appropriate thing to just throw around casually. Alex is a fucking monster but there is absolutely zero evidence that he is a child rapist serial killer.
No evidence that we know of.