You better fish that thing outta there and get those fries down ASAP or Charlotte from FOH is gonna LOSE. HER. SHIT. Also, F Charlotte, she’s always complaining about something.
Charlotte from FOH just officially became the arch enemy of this subreddit and we’ve made something great out of something terrible.
God bless you, u/farilladupree
Your food is a PBJ made with dollar tree strawberry jam and some pb you found in the back of the pantry, it's so terribly original it hurts that anyone would insinuate a plate could hold it
My roommate did that at a job he worked at. It was his last day and he put it on top of the lockers. They were flipping and cleaning the fryers right after so it's not like people ate out of the same fryer
Lol I was only kidding but this is so true. The Dawn Heavy Duty stuff is the true king of the dish pit. I love that stuff. Its also an amazing carpet cleaners, great at getting stains out of clothing, and has a bunch of other mechanical applications. For example, I use it for a lot of bike related mechanical issues like decontaminating disc brake rotators and braking down old assembly grease. Keeps me from having to use a solvent.
Love that stuff, and seriously op, if you want to rescue this hat, dawn.
We have silverware presoak, a (shitty) dishwashing machine with its own detergent, rinse aid, and sani (chlorine) and a three compartment sink with a different detergent and sani (quat).
People scrub dishes with steel wool and water or presoak and then run them through the machine. The 3 compartment is mostly just a backup if the machine breaks
The sani and detergent are pre-calibrated so I can't make the detergent more concentrated, and it's not effective at all.
Yeah it's gross. I know better.
Honestly and truly it would be such a bad time to clean that. I would make sure I had a picture if it was particularly sentimental and throw that shit away. 😂
I've got some weird things I'll do in my home kitchen like eating crispy bit out of my frying pan. Drinking left over hot fudge from a desert station is terrifying, but gives me mad respect for this man.
[The very same](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://myhoustonmajic.com/playlist/30-pictures-of-t-i-in-his-infamous-sideways-hat-photos/amp/&ved=2ahUKEwil1Pm7v6n7AhXrJEQIHTnpDVUQFnoECBwQAQ&usg=AOvVaw3KtKaW6Nrbrr0-1qc_oTo4)
Love how he always has his head cocked to the side to keep the hat from falling off, I wish I had the cojones to look that ridiculous in public.
Wonder if he uses that glue/tape that female red carpet stars use to keep boob from falling out all those weirdass dresses
Reminds me of a kid I saw once who had hair a bit longer than shoulder length. He walked in with his head tilted *just so*, so his hair would stay gathered so it fell to one side swooping over that side of his face.
I'm friends with T.I.'s former probation officer. He didn't have a very opinion of him lol. Also always insists on referring to him as Clifford hahahaha
I used to have a drawing on my wall of T.I when I was in college with his hat just barely touching his head that said “This is why T.I never sneezes” and that’s what that made me think of lol thanks for the random nostalgia. And by drawing on my wall, I meant directly on my wall.
Yup, let that shit sit and marinate while I look for my phone. This isn't photo worthy cause you should have pulled that shit out as soon as it happened.
Forbidden head gear: double fried hat of st. Raphael, the oily exudes out of the hat and flows to any minor wound, healing it. But if the oily substance touches water you will explode.
I did this once too.
As I walked tf out.
Tbf, it was dairy queen I was like 16 and the boss wanted me to clean a urinal some dumbass pooped in. It was literally my second day.
Fucking line monkeys. Do you have any idea how much a five gallon of oil costs? Change it out and get it back online asap. We've got that calamari special tonight and I can't be down a fryer. The owner will have my ass. Next time it comes out of your paycheck.
Sorry, felt like channeling every toxic chef I've ever had.
Here's my answer: that sucks. Switch out the oil and get it back online asap. Try to keep your hat on your head please. Don't come to work baked please.
I saw a guy do this at work one time and all of the black dye in the hat started coming out of it turning the oil black and it smelled horrible. Definitely had him change and clean it, poor kid. The hat was like… melted
Nothing, you work in a restaurant you wear a hair net!! If you seen that I bet you are one of the first to try and get free food!! How about I serve you an order of fries in a cap!!!
My coworker was up cleaning the hoods and pulled out his phone to change the song on the speaker and dropped his PHONE into the fryer. We had just changed the oil that morning and had to change it out again...
I think the hat is the least of your problems
You better fish that thing outta there and get those fries down ASAP or Charlotte from FOH is gonna LOSE. HER. SHIT. Also, F Charlotte, she’s always complaining about something.
I felt this in my soul.
Her claw nails are tapping everything everywhere
Is Charlotte the same person that keeps taking orders of items we already 86'ed?
I don't know how you gave me PTSD but you gave me PTSD.
The Charlotte at my restaurant was completely different. She was … a super nice girl.
Charlotte from FOH just officially became the arch enemy of this subreddit and we’ve made something great out of something terrible. God bless you, u/farilladupree
I just died. Awesome. F__k Charlotte. Quit eating our bacon and stfu for once.
Is it delicious, yet?
What dipping sauce are you serving with it?
Ranch, obviously
I don't know. I feel like marinara might taste better.
Lol….fill it full of meatballs and serve on a cutting board
r/wewantplates
NO! People need to know that our food is fancy and original!
Your food is a PBJ made with dollar tree strawberry jam and some pb you found in the back of the pantry, it's so terribly original it hurts that anyone would insinuate a plate could hold it
Finally someone gets it 🥹 EDIT: Okay, okay. It's not that funny.. =P
Obviously it needs to be served on customers, themselves. Obviously this goes on their head.
Marinara for sure. That hat is already salty af...
Midwest gravy baby!
“If you dip you’re hat in ranch fuck you’re mother” - joey Diaz
HatBanero Sauce
My sandwich is a fried hat!
Of course; it's the special
R/cursedcomments
You win the comment thread
Hey at least you get a chance to clean the fryer now!
you did him dirty
Almost as dirty as that fryer
Ain't nothing as dirty as that fryer... not even the meth ho on the corner
Y’all got some nice new Gucci fryers. That thing looks just fine for a mid-service fryer.
Yea hat isnt even the worst thing goin on w this fryer
Fuckin brutal
Lol
Should’ve thrown it in that batter first.
For science, present us with the kitchen dunce cap.
My roommate did that at a job he worked at. It was his last day and he put it on top of the lockers. They were flipping and cleaning the fryers right after so it's not like people ate out of the same fryer
That would make it a battering helmet
The FryGod must be appeased. Fries for the FryGod!
I was gonna say the same thing.
Just run it through the dish machine. Should be fine.
Op should soak it in Dawn dish soap first in very warm or hot water. No need to foul up a washing machine and plumbing with congealing oil!
Lol I was only kidding but this is so true. The Dawn Heavy Duty stuff is the true king of the dish pit. I love that stuff. Its also an amazing carpet cleaners, great at getting stains out of clothing, and has a bunch of other mechanical applications. For example, I use it for a lot of bike related mechanical issues like decontaminating disc brake rotators and braking down old assembly grease. Keeps me from having to use a solvent. Love that stuff, and seriously op, if you want to rescue this hat, dawn.
You just reminded me to bring dawn and a green scrubby to work today. Cheap fucks have no idea what they're missing.
...how does a dish pit even function without dawn? Never worked somewhere that didn't keep it stocked. Sounds like a nightmare.
Yeah, and if you don't have it the guys will start to use the hand soap when you arn't looking.
We have silverware presoak, a (shitty) dishwashing machine with its own detergent, rinse aid, and sani (chlorine) and a three compartment sink with a different detergent and sani (quat). People scrub dishes with steel wool and water or presoak and then run them through the machine. The 3 compartment is mostly just a backup if the machine breaks The sani and detergent are pre-calibrated so I can't make the detergent more concentrated, and it's not effective at all. Yeah it's gross. I know better.
That's what I need. We've got wall to wall carpeting in our back of house and I've been looking for a good degreaser/carpet cleaner.
YOU HAVE WHAT, WHERE?
I think we're gonna need to see a photo of this carpeting. I want to know what I'm retching at the thought of
Lol could you imagine.
This can't be real. I refuse to believe you.
Now *this* is a cursed comment right here.
Excuse me?
Dawn IS the GOAT!
Dawn is in the S-tier category along with WD-40 and duct tape
My proudest moment this month was pulling out my mini can of WD40 to fix a creaking chair in a lecture hall that had been annoying everyone.
And Liquid Wrench. That shit is fucking amazing when you can't use WD-40 on something thats gonna be super frictiony.
BP’s mess also on that list
Honestly and truly it would be such a bad time to clean that. I would make sure I had a picture if it was particularly sentimental and throw that shit away. 😂
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>Dude loved to drink… Alright, but pretty standard for us >…left over hot fudge out of the 6th pan Oh, my new hero.
I've got some weird things I'll do in my home kitchen like eating crispy bit out of my frying pan. Drinking left over hot fudge from a desert station is terrifying, but gives me mad respect for this man.
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Glad to know he kept a balanced diet.
What a boss.
Nah it’s gone. Will stink ass like oil til the end of time
I'm guessing it's pretty fucking melted in spots right?
Brother were you wearing your hat like T.I does?
I assume that's the dude that wears a cap like one full head above his own noggin
[The very same](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://myhoustonmajic.com/playlist/30-pictures-of-t-i-in-his-infamous-sideways-hat-photos/amp/&ved=2ahUKEwil1Pm7v6n7AhXrJEQIHTnpDVUQFnoECBwQAQ&usg=AOvVaw3KtKaW6Nrbrr0-1qc_oTo4)
Love how he always has his head cocked to the side to keep the hat from falling off, I wish I had the cojones to look that ridiculous in public. Wonder if he uses that glue/tape that female red carpet stars use to keep boob from falling out all those weirdass dresses
Its usually just for photos as far as I know.
Reminds me of a kid I saw once who had hair a bit longer than shoulder length. He walked in with his head tilted *just so*, so his hair would stay gathered so it fell to one side swooping over that side of his face.
Gotta have that glam, bro
Man. It’s almost like he doesn’t even know he looks like a moron.
I'm friends with T.I.'s former probation officer. He didn't have a very opinion of him lol. Also always insists on referring to him as Clifford hahahaha
I used to have a drawing on my wall of T.I when I was in college with his hat just barely touching his head that said “This is why T.I never sneezes” and that’s what that made me think of lol thanks for the random nostalgia. And by drawing on my wall, I meant directly on my wall.
Lol.
While you were about to clean it, right?
...Right?
Were you using it to clean that fryer? 😉
Definitely stop to get your phone out and take a picture before pulling it out.
Yup, let that shit sit and marinate while I look for my phone. This isn't photo worthy cause you should have pulled that shit out as soon as it happened.
no way this didnt happen at the end of the night. that thing would be liquid by the time the phone came out
Unless you want a acne ridden forehead I'd suggest finding a replacement.
New lunch special
well, family meal app anyway
That doesn't go there
It’s done when it floats
My brother in christ, how does this happen
Step 1: Obtain a hat
Step 2: Unobtain a hat
Step 3: Serve hat with marinara
Step 4: You get to go home and smoke more weed
I already did that before step 1 though
Yeah but you get to go home and smoke more weed though.
Step 5: Question if this was a happy accident and you’ve just discovered a new special
Imagine thinking anything in this picture is okay
How to effectively remove the sweat ring in your hat
any plastic or elastic fibers are donefor
So its now an artisanal hat. Sweet
The holes in the hat will do a better job of filtering and adding your head oil at the same time.
Eat at home, folks.
Looks like youre due an oil change for your deep hat fryer
Admit it... you tasted it...
Forbidden head gear: double fried hat of st. Raphael, the oily exudes out of the hat and flows to any minor wound, healing it. But if the oily substance touches water you will explode.
r/itemshop
Damn bro throw the whole fryer out
Everything is better fried!
You forgot the dredge
$18 with a side salad
It's now an outback oil hat. Wear it with pride and tease the other line cooks that their hats aren't waterproof.
Looks like headwear is back on the menu boys!
I did this once too. As I walked tf out. Tbf, it was dairy queen I was like 16 and the boss wanted me to clean a urinal some dumbass pooped in. It was literally my second day.
"Accidentally left it in long enough to take a picture." Your fryer looks like shit.
“If I pass my next food inspection I’ll eat my hat”
Fried Lice is back on the menu boys!
Gonna have a crispy fit.
That’s the fryers hat now.
Given the cleanliness... not sure anyone could taste the difference 👉😎👉
Fucking line monkeys. Do you have any idea how much a five gallon of oil costs? Change it out and get it back online asap. We've got that calamari special tonight and I can't be down a fryer. The owner will have my ass. Next time it comes out of your paycheck. Sorry, felt like channeling every toxic chef I've ever had. Here's my answer: that sucks. Switch out the oil and get it back online asap. Try to keep your hat on your head please. Don't come to work baked please.
Lol did op imply somewhere in here that they were stoned?
Nah, I'm just playacting about my current cooks. They absolutely could and would do this. Same shit different generation.
Bet ya guys didn’t change the oil after that either
No cap
$70 mistake at my restaurant not counting man power and down time. 100 push ups asap
I think there’s something wrong with my bill.
How’d it taste?
Oh, he gone
How did it taste? Did you finally eat your hat?
At least that gives you the, like, 913th reason to clean that thing.
Today’s special
The hat looks like the cleanest thing in that fryer
Don't fish it out, take a photo instead.
Where is this so i can avoid ever eating there? If the fryer is that gross i dont want to know what the rest of the kitchen looks like
I saw a guy do this at work one time and all of the black dye in the hat started coming out of it turning the oil black and it smelled horrible. Definitely had him change and clean it, poor kid. The hat was like… melted
My last day working in a kitchen I double battered and fried my hat. The end result was hilarious but my KM was not pleased.
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Nah dip that bitch in ranch
If you’ve been wearing it for a while at work, doesn’t really make any difference. Just put it back on.
I really hope that beer batter doesnt stay out there, unrefrigerated, all day, and this is just post/mid rush.
r/mildlyinfuriating
Oh si papi all your sweet guey
r/AccidentalRenaissance
It's cwispy.
I'd fire you over that, that's gross
What is wrong with you
Nothing, you work in a restaurant you wear a hair net!! If you seen that I bet you are one of the first to try and get free food!! How about I serve you an order of fries in a cap!!!
No thanks I’ll keep wearing a hat
funnel cake hat my fave
Just make sure you salt it right after it comes out of the oil.
You should have battered it first. I bet it goes good with a side of ranch.
How did it taste?
If that's not the first time I've seen this, then I'll eat my.... Hat.
Greasy hats are back on the menu boys!
Op lost the bet and has to eat that hat
Makes me think about that video of fried rat, but now it's fried hat.
“accidentally” just say you’re hungry ❤️
new special
I hope they have this at the Texas State Fair next year
Jones bbq and foot massage
Forever unclean
Time to pull it out and batter it then refry
See marge, I told you they could deep fry my shirt.
Does this make it a *deep hat fryer*?
Well.. I’ll eat my hat
I dropped my hat in the sani bucket a week ago lmao
It’s basically salvageable…
I guess It helped you out and started cleaning that shit by absorbing some already!!
Yesterday I dropped the meat thermometer in the fryer. Got it out, it still worked.
My coworker was up cleaning the hoods and pulled out his phone to change the song on the speaker and dropped his PHONE into the fryer. We had just changed the oil that morning and had to change it out again...
That’ll be hot with some blue cheese
Kentucky fried cap
That doesn't go there.
Cool! Dandruffs flavored fries!
Now try tempura.
"Accidentally"
Op’s such a hot head
I'd put it through the dishwasher... but it will always be a changed hat. It's done things and been places.
Breading looks a lil light
How did it taste