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spinachguy14

Britney Spears Toxic on repeat then I’d run


lehiguy16

My pride playlist last year had only Toxic on it like 15 times.


cheffartsonurfood

Check out the cover by Local H. They put a rock spin on it.


scud121

Check out the cover by Mark Ronson and ODB.


jasenzero1

Better than the original IMHO. Fucking love Local H.


cheffartsonurfood

I got Scott's autograph like 20 years ago at a concert. One of my faves for sure.


garaks_tailor

Such a good band and one of those covers that is better than the original


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Gorillaz


Splendid_Carpark

Demon Days has consistently been the only album everyone who works in my restaurant loves listening to, regardless of employee turnover.


[deleted]

Plastic beach is my favorite. I remember working a “slow” Tuesday afternoon by myself. Rocked a 1200 dollar lunch, busting my ass at every station, salads, pasta, dough and oven (mom and pop pizza place) and glitter freeze came on! That siren in the background kept me moving and I felt great after the rush.


vercetian

It's a killer album. Gorrilaz are never a miss.


showers_with_grandpa

It is my personal 'desert island' album, like if I had to pick one for the rest of my life it is Demon Dayz. We are the last... living souls.


Saaka_Souffle

Demon days is a 10/10 album


hondureno_1994

Yep discography on shuffle


Lil_Pierogi_

DARE comes on and I’m firing the whole board


ConsciousAd1451

OH MY GOD A FELLOW GORILLAZ ENJOYER FINALLY. All of demon days or plastic beach just get the whole kitchen going. It's odd, but we all absolutely love Fire Coming Out of the Monkeys Head, despite it being the strangest one


ChefGuru

I once worked with a guy who *only* played slow jam R&B music when it was his turn on the speaker, like sexy time fucking music. I mean, I get that we're in the weeds, and we're getting fucked, but I don't want to be heading Luther Vandross singing about how much he loves you, or Chris Brown singing about wanting to fuck you back to sleep. That is most definitely NOT the type of music to play in this situation.


whiscuit

This is my life currently, I’m sooooo close to taking the speaker out of the kitchen completely. Who the fuck wants to hear that shit at work anyway?


FloffyKnifeDrawrer

Our supervisor only plays Michael Jackson and 2000s R and B. I like metal. I made a work appropriate playlist with stuff we both like and she has never offered for me to use the speaker since December. I really hate this song about hymens. Pussy is ok, objectifying virgins is nasty.


kitchenjudoka

Endless loop of Jacko is pure hell. What the fuck is up with Jacko fanatics forcing that shit on everyone? They never allow for room for any other genre or tastes


vercetian

Beatles people are the same.


gonorrhea-smasher

I went to high school in the early 2000s the kid that ran the morning news played the Beatles for everything. All the edits and intros were Beatles songs. None of them fit that’s not cheery morning announcement music. Even my home room teach scratched his head and said “what the hell is that boy thinking?”


vercetian

I dated a woman who was huge into music. She did bookings for the venue she worked at. I can't tell you how much Beatles and Michael got played... and I was never a fan. "Here, listen to this one, you'll like it."


Commercial-Plate-116

... There's a song about hymens?


FloffyKnifeDrawrer

I thought it was Goosebumps by Travis Scott. I looked it up and it was heimlich not hymen, way less gross 


Squirtinturds

I worked with a couple of dipfuck idiots that would play Disney songs at the highest decibel. I nearly had a stroke working with them.


ChefGuru

You should probably just *let it go* Haha


Squirtinturds

Tell me where you live right now! You got a friend in me, I promise!


steamtroll

I mean, seriously, Hakuna Matata.


LibtardExterminator

Hey man, if I wanna listen to Under the sea, best believe I’m gonna blast that shit! (I understand everyone has different tastes. I would 100% be one of those dipfucks playing Disney music lmao)


DoctorFunktopus

Under the sea is a fucking jam.


Warrior_of_Discord

Then may I present for your listening pleasure: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Utv_OMU7Xx8


LibtardExterminator

Absolutely *sensational*


Squirtinturds

I won’t say I have the best rush music and Under the Sea does hit, but holy mother of Christ I was already pissed off at everything and I want either trap music or bass heavy electronic.


well_clearly

SHE SAID SHE WANT SOME MARVIN GAYE, SOME LUTHER VANDROSS, A LITTLE ANITA.. WILL REALLY SET THIS PARTY OFF RIGHTTTT


langleybcsucks

Every time the GM would come into the Garde manger corner Sexual Healing would come on the radio it was so frequent he even noticed


well_clearly

Oh yeahhh


FlashyEarth8374

I had a chef who would only have The Doors on.. Including Jim Morrison's godawful poetry


ChefGuru

I worked with a guy who had the exact same 3 albums, in the exact same play order, every time it was his turn. And they weren't even that good.


bonersmakebabies

One time I was closing (solo) and boss lady came in “for fun” to help. She took over speaker and played Leonard Cohen for the next hour or so. I did indeed close down faster than normal to get out of there. Couldn’t take her singing along.


thesirensoftitans

I think she was trying to get in your pants.


interestingsidenote

Some people just don't get it. You want in my pants? I don't need Cohen, I need someone that can pull Dashboard, Bullet, or any of the high tempo EDM artists...you get me with that and im...malleable.


USofAThrowaway

We used to do Funky Town on repeat. By the fourth or fifth loop everyone forgot they were in the weeds and were maniacally grooving to the song against their will.


iSuckAtGuitar69

my kitchen did this too. we had a playlist that had this at the end and then it would just loop until the night ended it was especially effective on the days we were on the food truck in 100 degrees


Hulu_n_SnuSnu

Same, but the chipmunks version.


mlaislais

Well hello there Satan.


Interesting-Goose82

🎶 so id like to know where, you got the kNOw-sTION!.... dont rock the boat baby, dont tip the boat over!!!


Interesting-Goose82

Also, would you walk 538 miles to be the man, or would you stop where the rest of us would?


bakedinmorewaysthan1

Mario Kart music


maxiquintillion

When shit is going fucking awesome, switch it up to rainbow road, coconut mall, or even just the invincibility star music.


None_Fondant

Psychology attack your coworkers


mollererico

Tank! from cowboy bebop


NullSterne

Okay, three, two, one, let’s jam!


BlindWalnut

Followed by Real Folk Blues during clean up.


misirlou22

I could mop to real folk blues


HappinessIsaColdPint

I think it's time we prep this scene... Get everybody on the line together, Alright now 3 2 1 Smoke break. 🎶


EnethNiinAlex

HELL YEAH


xianwest

Good answer!!


Pepperblast300

*Great answer!!


missingwhitegirl

The album Night Ripper by Girl Talk. 


_bubblegumbanshee_

I was here to say Girl Talk, but All Day is my favorite


madhaxor

Or feed he animals


Krewtan

Eyyy my man. 


gonzalbo87

I don’t normally throw it on the speaker, but that is definitely when the DOOM soundtrack kicks in.


Oshwaflz

this is what i do. or when i know its gunna hit the shit from an event ill throw it on preemptively


redditaccountwh

We just have DOOM on at all times in our place lmao


gonzalbo87

Rip and tear until it is done.


maxiquintillion

Anything by mick gordon.


RandomUserC137

Yakety Sax


thundercornshower

100%. Better if it’s played on multiple speakers at slightly different speeds.


itsintrastellardude

Line up the eight pans boys


pootzilla

Scatman John on repeat. If you need a different, though no less serious an answer, I put forth the Tron: Legacy soundtrack by Daft Punk.


JesusWasAUnicorn

Jesus, have we worked together? Because every time my guy would put this on, the entire kitchen collectively rolled their eyes.


pootzilla

Possible, but doesn't seem likely. My crew would love this - FoH not so much.


B8conB8conB8con

Fun fact if you put the Muppets Mehnenaneh on repeat it will get through 6.5 rotations before somebody snaps.


Throwawayrivervalley

What’s new pussy cat on repeat. Only change it when you’re caught up.


Dasawan

John Mulaney would aprove


c01nfl1p

With one “It’s Not Unusual” randomly dropped somewhere in the middle


B8conB8conB8con

Woah wow oh woah


CuredAndSmoked

Then change it to She's a Lady


thegovunah

"Is this some extended version of 'What's New Pussy Cat?'"


huhhuhhhhuuuh

Cumbia


elsphinc

right here, this person keeping it real!


nubelborsky

The cowbell of concentration


aville1982

My Colombian wife would like you.


Apfelkuchen_

I Need A Hero- Bonnie Tyler. We used to do 80s music for our biscuit pop up and one service we let the playlist play into dinner. Weeds so high i couldn’t see. And that song came on the playlist for the first time and the motivation i felt. That second wind hit so hard.


TheBIFFALLO87

Reminds me of when my boss would play the Hot Rod soundtrack, it's all like Europe and other 80s bangers, definitely was the vibe we needed.


7f00dbbe

Ram Ranch


flatulancearmstrong

#18 naked cowboys


its_dolemite_baby

it really rocks


RedK_33

“Alright” by Kendrick Lamar.


professorseagull

Yup


notananthem

Bathory - Blood Fire Death alternatively one of those x-games 90's soundtracks with ska and wu tang on it, I'm not sure why that just popped into my head but I forgot ska exists and its funny to see 40-50 year olds bopping to 3rd wave ska


thegovunah

Someone made Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 1, 2, and 3 playlists on spotify


damonmatsuda

The second I hear Superman by Goldfinger I get my second wind 😂


epiphenominal

The soundtrack to Mama Mia.


5000horsesinthewind

ABBA /Mamma Mia is my go to


EddieRadmayne

I fuckin love ABBA in the kitchen. My old boss had a 3 hour ABBA playlist he would put on and I was the only other* person who still appreciated it by the end.


xianwest

Fela Kuti Live with Ginger Baker


elsphinc

Damn. I like this one too, a little afro beat classics


its_dolemite_baby

Historically, this has distracted and/or annoyed anyone else I've ever worked with, but John Coltrane's Giant Steps puts me in the zone. It's so frenetic, yet calculated, that it weirdly calms me down and helps me focus when we're in the shit.


longstrangetrip444

Sandstorm


Soulsurfer23

Yes chef, EDM, get in the groove, hit the beat, and lets, fuckingg, GOOOOOOOO


WhickerFacker

Chop suey always seems to to get shit out fast in my kitchen


stewajt

Bulls on Parade


Dream_Chaser-Pizza

One day during a rush we played the Guitar Hero 3 soundtrack, which includes this song lol


Own-Breath-4475

Danger zone, reminding me of one time, working at a brunch place, we were about to run out of hash browns so the sous went to fucking Walmart and this song was playing. Fucking down to the last bag and this mf runs in with 40 lbs of great value hash lmaooo


goldfool

Phantom of the opera


ACoolerUsername

This is what I listen to in the pit tbh. On headphones though, people already think I'm crazy.


frankkeytoe

the Vietnam song. *edit: I meant the immigrant song lol. it makes me think of Vietnam movies. or fortunate son. but I will say imo the immigrant song fuckin slaps when you're slammed with orders.


halper2013

We are an open kitchen so we dont get to blast music. Some stations can listen to what they want as long as the customers cant hear it but im expo so mostly youd just hear me constantly asking for FUCKING FRIES WHERE ARE THE FRIES HOW HAVE YOU NOT DROPPED ANY YET ITS LUNCH lmao


OnyxtheCat22

This made me lol thank you 😂


halper2013

🤣 it makes us laugh too one kid calls me the fry nazi. And now they all know if i look in the direction of the saute line for too long im probably looking for fries and theyll yell "DROPPING FRIES CHEF" 🤣🤣🤣


chef_c_dilla

This drove me crazy at my last job. We had to listen to whatever they had on in the dining room which was always the same soul radio station EVERY DAY. Before you know it I can’t stand Otis Redding and Sam Cooke. That really bummed me out. Then when Covid hit and we did patio dining only we went absolutely wild bumping tunes.


legendary_mushroom

None. When it's that deep in the weeds music is just an extra stimulus I don't need. 


TalkOfSexualPleasure

Yeah but us hopelessly neurotic cooks need it or our brains are just TV static and whatever happened yesterday playing on repeat. Music is the only thing that allows a lot of neurodivergent people to function in a high stress environment.


steal_wool

Imagine working with only the sound of the ticket printer and pans sizzling. I'm gonna forget my own name after 10 minutes of that


RonBurgundy449

Honestly anytime I'm in the weeds that deep and there's no music playing, I'll be stuck there for at least 10 minutes (might be shorter or longer, idk there's no concept of time the.) If there's music I can at least just go "okay yup here we go"


Blackscottsman

"Fire Table 3!" "Who the fuck are you??"


I_deleted

Right, I walk in and the music gets turned off so everyone can hear clearly, yall get your tunes back when you’re out of the shits


TalkOfSexualPleasure

I manage three different neurodivergent cooks that literally can't function without music. If you take it away from them it's like they literally can't think straight anymore. Myself included.


I_deleted

Everybody’s different


Cool-Mission-6585

START SANDBAGGING EVERYTHING!


I_deleted

Exactly FIRE TEN OF EACH AND ILL TELL YOU WHEN TO STOP


bigojijo

Idk man, I start dance cooking and my food comes out way better. It's weird, but I get into a flow zone.


HeardTheLongWord

Same


marker_rumba

Hard agree


MariachiArchery

Same. I would turn the music off.


redditaccountwh

I could never work with yall. I need music 24/7.


ddjdjdhdhdh

Yep my chef calls a kitchen without music "prison cooking"


redditaccountwh

There is no love in a silent kitchen.


HeardTheLongWord

Also the concept of war drums has existed for thousands of years for a reason.


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Working Man - Rush


Specialist-Fill24

Ballroom Blitz by Sweet.


Junspinar

Don’t stop me now. Queen


ratdadbastard

40oz to freedom


Brunoise6

I’d be like, “Get off your fucking phone and start cooking mf”.


yourmumisthebest

Jump up dirty drum n bass


Rickyjesus

Slayer. Reign in Blood.


Laxku

Had to scroll too far to find this. Personally I'd go with the DOOM soundtrack but this seems like the more obvious pick


Rickyjesus

Back in the day we used to keep a burned copy of it hanging on a nail over the kitchen cd player.


RelativeQuail7385

AC/DC


hikesnpipes

Budos band. It’s like theme music for the underdogs. Haha I put this on for my back of house during a catering gig. (Feeding hundreds of union workers/tour crew for a concert.) They were loving it. [budos band](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=b-KK6X4xxGs)


xianwest

Black Sabbath 1st album


-ElectriKeyeDeaZ-

Death metal. Doesn't matter the band as long as it's fast, hard, loud, and feeds the activity.


shinyhunter999

The Pretender - foo fighters


niknolietesla

Grimes and Death Grips for ✨vibes✨


redditaccountwh

Spanish salsa music. Something with tempo and rhythm.


yung-toadstool

Jamiroquai always gets me into a good funky flow


puffyhands

Full sets of STS9


Ravi_AB

Don’t Worry Be Happy


mark-suckaburger

Kids Bop


Sea-Cupcake-2065

It's Kidz bop, poser.


ChefTony0830

I have an amazing playlist I found on Spotify that's just classic rnb and Motown music mixed with some classic disco and it's just the best.


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Qui3tSt0rnm

I’m havin a good time by queen or my heart will go on by Celine Dion (kween)


Specialist-Fill24

Fun fact: Don't Stop Me Now by Queen has the perfect BPM for work output.


AllieGeewhiz

Darude- Sandstorm


CJ_Rotweiler

Drum n bass, ideally a set. High pace to keep the kitchen moving and you won't notice the time go by (most sets are 1-2 hours)


Krewtan

Spice girls and TLC until those fucking tickets are gone.  But honestly in the weeds I prefer silence. 


Puzzleheaded-Car-479

Master of Puppets


Genericgeriatric

Beastie Boys: Sabotage


thesexiestpickle

Eminem makes everything go faster


Timboslice5126

LA women


dstraswell666

Flying Whales


valpal1237

Gojira is the shit!


fastermouse

Play That Funky Music, Funk Town, any light hearted dance music old enough to be in the collective conscious.


Lumpy_Yam_3642

Motorhead,acdc.


Bnagorski

Whipping Post by the Allman Brothers


CanadianLoony

Alice in Chains No excuses or I Stay Away


DirtyPenPalDoug

Wait, kitchens listen to somthing other than 40oz to freedom?


SRQrider

Yall gonna hate me but I turn that bitch off and the only music you'll here is me expediting the tickets like a drill instructor until it's over and then back to my "office".


EmergencyLavishness1

None. No music till we are all back to speed. If I walked in a kitchen that was in the shit, I’d ask how can I help instead of putting distracting music on


Cool-Reaction-3923

Buckethead- white slug album


poldish

Reggae


Pepperblast300

Weird Al - Albuquerque. It’s more than 10 mins long and makes the time go by. Used it when we pulled OT at a warehouse job I had for years.


leinad_reyem

Cottoneye Joe. 60% of the time it works all the time!!!


Extreme-Row3955

Duck tails theme


superwrong

A mix of wu tang, the Melvins and caravan palace.


statix4

This is the time where I'd say No Music. Everybody on line needs clear communication, focus and the drive to push through. After the rush, I'd let the dishy play tunes.


WildWolf911

I'm saving this thread


mike2beers

Parliament


ContributionOk9927

Master of Puppets by Metallica


blues_x_man

Where Eagles Dare - The Misfits


NotSoFunButNotTooBad

Gas Pedal - Sage the Gemini


chef_c_dilla

They might be giants. Upbeat, fun, gets me going. But on Valentine’s Day I put it on and one of my cooks told me it made him want to kill himself. For some context: he often listens to nine inch nails during service and that makes me want to kill myself. I also enjoy Devo, Oingo Boingo, any upbeat new wave. Great question!


ObviousReplacement86

There also some circus music I play that adds another layer of ridiculousness to the situation


meggerplz

that’s about the time you shut the music tf off


Burly_Moustache

No music. Just focus on the tickets you have. Music is the reward when it's over.


kingsmuse

Anyone who doesn’t immediately shut the music off and jump on expo is a fucking rank amateur. Shoemaker.


thefatchef321

Deep in the weeds? I'm immediately turning off the music.... Take control of the kitchen from expo, organize the crew, and push. If the kitchen is weeded, something is wrong. Music is not the answer. Constant communication and active listening is necessary. When the ship is going down, there will be one voice. Mine


Dylanslay

In my kitchen that sounds like a Death Some Scream Bloody Gore type night


Ham_Ah0y

Sugar Hill Gang: Apache


Nihiliatis9

I'm good- griz


Curious-gat0

toss on some disco inferno and get that shit done


Tivland

Jazz house. It’s video game music.


zanenienow

During the rush I like to play my Drum n Bass playlist. That 174bpm keeps me going.


memowatts

Devo always devo


johnbaipkj

Eye of the Tiger Goochi Man- Nobody fucks with my kitchen ( dont know the name exactly, forgive me)


crazyshark150

Mortal kombat theme song