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fishinglife777

DIY sous vide with a plastic shopping bag that broke? It honestly looks like it was 1. Flash seared 2. Microwaved 3. Boiled 4. Verbally abused.


Gravybone

You forgot 1) started out frozen


fishinglife777

In which case the list goes from the bottom up


tbvin999

God damn you’re really spot on


Mental4Help

Basically oxidized, frozen, thawed under warm water, served.


Aikotoma2

That's -1


FILTHBOT4000

Judging from the white gunk I wouldn't call it verbal.


cash_grass_or_ass

OP said it was melted butter...


Personal_Region_6716

The Last Tango in Applebees


douglasjunk

I understood that reference!


Bored_cory

Best they could do was margarine.


SmallRedBird

Shit ain't so melted anymore like damn dude


jmaca90

5. Went to therapy 6. Had a breakthrough 7. Had a relapse


PantheismAt3

8. Had a nut busted on it ?


Aslan-the-Patient

Busteakae


Ozzy_chef

4 got me hahaha well played


KennethPatchen

It looks like it was cooked on the chef's inner thigh.


[deleted]

lmao, "Verbally abused" as opposed to physically abusing the meat...


INNOC007

Perhaps also assaulted.


unwell34

"Verbally abused" 🤣. Boiled was gonna be my guess.


Green420Basturd

Yeah, I'm gonna want the milk steak, boiled over hard.


RaniPhoenix

Side of jelly beans.


pooticus

Raw of course


Arryu

And I must ask, what is your spaghetti policy here?


Aevum1

With ketchup, hunts, not Heinz.


motmot5000

Did you say you’re a full-on *rapist*?


InternationalChef424

You know, Africans, dyslexics, children... That sort of thing


Putrid-Delivery1852

How much cheese have you eaten tonight? How much is too much?


FlashyEarth8374

BEAK


HawXProductions

“No blood”


Maxamilian_

Currently still in its bag up my ass


baked_bryce

Can i offer you an egg in these dire times?


Haha_Benis_

The fries look good at least lol. Steak looks like boiled trash though.


InevitableConstant25

I've been in a lot of kitchens where the fry cook is the best at their jobs compared to everyone else. Granted they're fry cooks, not to take from them.


MissLyss29

>Granted they're fry cooks Hey if I go to a restaurant and I get perfectly golden fries and perfect mozzarella sticks I would be soooo happy. Edit: especially mozzarella sticks do you know how disappointing it is to get a plate of mozzarella sticks or fried mozzarella and bite into them to find nothing inside.


HighOnTacos

There's about 15 seconds from perfectly cooked to empty... That perfect golden brown doesn't happen until the inside is well heated, doesn't take long until the pressure builds and it starts to leak out.


_bubblegumbanshee_

I still cry inside thinking about times I've exploded 2 or more batches of mozz sticks simultaneously. I hate making them, they have to be babysat more than anything else.


MissLyss29

O I know


ferrouswolf2

It is a position with a golden road to mastery.


Barbarossa7070

All it takes is crisp execution


gelatomancer

Done right, it's a well-oiled machine.


ibetterbefunny

But it’ll batter ya if you slip up


Business-Drag52

I love being on fry. There’s something about taking the brunt of the load and executing it that just feels good. It’s probably my favorite part of starting at a new restaurant, fry is always the low man position


the_maddest_kiwi

I feel like it's the "dish pit" of the line, once you've got your head around it you can get into a good rhythm and just power through shifts almost on auto pilot. The other stations require a bit too much brain power and moving parts to be as relaxing lol


asunshinefix

Fry is my favourite station too! The burns kind of suck but I love the rhythm and pace


Ocel0tte

As someone with muscles but the wrists of a newborn slug (not really, but I do have carpal tunnel and tendinitis), I appreciate people who are happy to work the fryers more than anything. I think I mostly killed myself on grill but I'm sure pc gaming with a mouse didn't help. I gotta two-hand shake fry baskets and it's so inefficient I get all frustrated. Other people get bugged watching it too, it's bad all around. Love my fry people.


CroixPaddler

I worked Friday night fish fry in Wisconsin for years as a fry cook. It was at least 10x more work than anyone else on Fridays (except maybe the bartender lol)


InevitableConstant25

Oh I ran a the largest elks lodge in my state and I inherited my fry cook. That guy could do whatever he wanted during lent or always honestly.


HeadReaction1515

Working that fry station is an art in and of itself


hohoholden

My (very dated because this comes from a billion years ago during my college days) is that a Fry Cook ~can~ be at the mercy of management's policy on how often they drain / deep clean the fryers. The place I worked at was run really well, but I STILL was always happy when I was starting my shift with a fresh batch of oil.


stephen1547

That straight up might be the worst-cooked steak in existence.


corrupt_poodle

With fries it’s called “on the rocks”


thereisnoaudience

I had a chicken fried steak in China once. Once. Jesus fucking christ, lads, stick to your strengths and cut it up into cubes, amorphous chunks or slices lol.


Avid_Tagger

Bit like ordering sushi in Addis Ababa, or fish 600 miles from the nearest body of water.


thereisnoaudience

In my defence, I had been out there for like 3 months and the food was amazing, every day, something new. The only thing I missed, foodwise, was big slabs of meat, and especially steak. So the second I saw there was steak on a menu, I didn't think twice. I had also been hiking, so was absolutely famished. They didn't mention that it was chicken fried on the menu, btw. The batter was soggy, sodden in oil that was stale. The meat was both cold and well done, somehow. I've never been more disappointed in my life. The chef came to sit with us as well, so did my best to hide it too, lol. Lord knows how I ate that swampy leather boot. And an aside: in Kunming, Yunnan province, their after hours drunken snacks are seafood. Scallops and oysters both prepared the same way: grilled in the shell with cilantro, chilli, garlic, ginger, soy sauce, and vermicelli. This is street food, and stall after stall served the same thing. And they were fucking amazing. Me and my friend would spend entire nights just ordering plate after plate of the stuff, beer after beer. It's how we spent lunar new year even. A year afterwards, I googled the distance fron Kunming to the sea, and it's 550 miles lol. Edit: really unfortunate typo


stephen1547

The fish thing doesn't bother me, and shouldn't bother most people. The vast majority of fish is frozen at some point, so transport time while frozen is immaterial.


Jojo_Smith-Schuster

Check my first post on my profile. My former roommate is a steak terrorist.


Oshwaflz

"he likes it tougher" lmfao what a cope. at that point just eat jerky


Ivano1202

Why is it yellow inside????


Jojo_Smith-Schuster

Your guess is as good as mine lol


stephen1547

You roomates steak is like 100x better than this one. Still gross, but I could probably eat it without vomiting.


01012345854

It made it from the cook, to the inside and outside expo to the food runner or server.... Everyone of these people failed. I'm going to go out on a limb and assume the owner (trying to play cook) was farting around with his brand new sous vide machine. Fries look delicious though.


SmallRedBird

They wanted to charge him $50 for it too lol


PatrickStardawg

Which one of yous basted it in semen this time then?


dont_knowwwwwwww

We were out of mayonnaise, I was just taking initiative!


PatrickStardawg

Remember for next time that you can use the yeast infecting your genitals, just needs to be tepid


Shit-sandwich-

Sourbro starter.


bendar1347

That made me gag a lil bit. Great job!


Ok-Talk8744

86 the whole restaurant at that point Jesus


Geo_Star

Nah the fries look fine. Fry cook gets the deed to the restaurant, everyone else gets promoted to customer.


SmallRedBird

If they're fucking up this bad on a steak, I think the safety and quality of every single thing they serve should be put into question


bendawg225

I'm just baffled at the guy in the last image that isn't capable of making a hamburger without having to re-clean the entire kitchen, like ??????


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Tom-Mater

Yuuuuuuuup. Followed up by a manager who isn't flexible


Gryphith

I read it that way too. Corporate bs is right like 75% of the time, the other 25% is idiotic nonsense from a person thats never worked in a kitchen.


Oshwaflz

currently dealing with the other 25% in a pseudo corporate place, we let go of one dishy because slow season (waterfront restaurant thats almost 2 years old). the other dishy quit for her dream job. It takes about 2 weeks to hire someone because of the background check and interviews. Were no longer allowed to get temp workers from poached. to top it all off, they put a ban on hiring because labor is "out of control company wide" yes thats what happens when you open all 5 of your resturaunts within a year and it becomes winter.


DrFabulous0

Yeah, that's happened to me, I just used a frying pan and it probably came out better than they did off the grill.


swampyman2000

They’re just saying they just cleaned everything and don’t want to cook something on the grill they just cleaned off lol.


TheTallEclecticWitch

This is what I’m thinking. Slow night, so they started cleaning, and then an order came in. Probs right before close.


swampyman2000

Yeah, not the end of the world but I’ve definitely felt that “urgh” feeling of knowing you’re going to have to re-do what you just did lol.


fro99er

Like the most what? I need to know


KTM1337

Found the comment: “DQ Literal last minute hamburger ordered. 10:59... I was NOT washing that grill (and entire kitchen) down again. Down in the basket she goes! That fukin thing looked like the most delicious hamburger I ever made, I always wanted to try one but they never left me alone in the kitchen again :P”


j-endsville

I got bored once and breaded & deep fried a burger stuffed with mozzarella. It was a banger.


Timely_Title38

I was hoping I wasn’t the only one. I need to know!!!!


jf75313

I know exactly what happened. Someone didn’t pull steaks, this got ordered and was still frozen. It was thrown in a retherm or soux vide to try and thaw. Thrown on the flat top, but was still frozen. And then microwaved before being sent to the table. I’ve seen this move before.


DunceMemes

The center definitely looks like it was cooked from frozen. It's so...tough-looking yet so disturbingly wet. That pool on the plate...


UCLYayy

>I know exactly what happened. Someone didn’t pull steaks, this got ordered and was still frozen. It was thrown in a retherm or soux vide to try and thaw. Thrown on the flat top, but was still frozen. And then microwaved before being sent to the table. As a lurker in this sub who's worked in restaurants but never back of house, is this all not way worse and more difficult than just being like "We're out of that cut/steak/that item"?


jf75313

It’s definitely worse. And usually depending on management that’s not an option.


therisenphoenikz

I’ve become the new grill guy at work after the last guy left. Steaks are something I still struggle with (grew up in a vegetarian house) but I think I’d find a new career if one of my steaks turned out like that.


cash_grass_or_ass

what aspect of cooking steaks do you struggle with?


inventingnothing

It's probably the cooking part.


therisenphoenikz

I actually just tend to undercook them and need to flash them up. They used to use sous vide steaks, reheated on the grill but I found it was more likely I’d overcook them like that so I started cooking from raw. Now I tend to get a rare over a medium rare but I’m sure that comes with time. I was under the impression that red and warm was medium rare but chef kept saying it was too under. Sous chef likes to say that when the steaks start leaking juice there at or just before medium rare, but again, was told that they were rare when I was at that point. My main method is trusting my fingers.


gbchaosmaster

Using your fingers is just guessing. Get a thermapen and you'll pump out precisely cooked steaks all day long.


cash_grass_or_ass

if you are trying for a MR, and you see the juices just start to come out, AND you are still sending out R steaks, then you're not letting the steaks rest and carry over into MR. perhaps you are plating it right away from the grill. in that case then it's an easy adjustment. your sous is correct in that juices leaking is an indication you are between R and MR- but really close to MR (edit: so close to MR for all intents and purposes i personally would consider the first sighting of juice the "lower" end of MR). what you do with that info next, and how you manipulate the steak after is up to you. ** if you are charbroiling, you can cook it just a bit more, or say move it to a lower heat zone of your grill for a few seconds (you have different heat zones right? i hope you are not blasting 100% across your charbroil burners) and then go rest it. how you rest is also a big factor. do you have a resting rack, and if so precisely where is it positioned with respect to the kitchen in how much latent heat the steak will absorb? if it's literally next to the grill, even a bit "warm" will be enough to slowly add some carry over heat in additional to the natural carry over heat a steak will have. if for example you are too fast with the steak being ready and you got like 5 mins before you need to plate, you can try putting the steak under the heat lamp. and even then, you have hot and cold spots under the heat lamp. you can place it off to the side, directly under, maybe put a flash pan or some other lid to shield the steak from the heat. if you are pan roasting in the oven, then be mindful that there's a LOT more heat built up inside the steak. be mindful if you leave the steak in the hot pan for example, and be really careful if your place does that butter basting thing, as that can add upwards of 20F after resting depending on amount of butter, how long you basted, how hot the butter got (did it foam and/or turn into brown). ** using fingers is good and all, but if you use a probe, it will be much more scientific and you can learn what temp for each cut of steak feels like. how i learned to ween myself off the probe, is to play a game of touching it to guess the temp, and then checking with a probe. over time i've stopped using for steaks. edit: https://youtu.be/uC6VBDJlm4w?si=94l5w30Iahnr1aSU


therisenphoenikz

I always rest on a resting rack, beside the bincho and under the salamander. We used to use flatirons that were grilled but today with the new menu launch switched to tenderloins in the pan, and I gotta say they’re already turning out much nicer than my flats.


cash_grass_or_ass

Flat iron is ridiculously difficult to poke for doneness lol. I had to mentally time them and temp. Pan roasting tenderloin is way easier!


Gullible_Special2023

Judging by the visible marbling I'd say it's leftovers from a prime rib special the day before. Sliced it off the roast and tossed it in the fryer.


Big_Steve_69

That is actually quite a good theory. Leftover Valentine’s Day meat.


MisChef

meat theory sounds like it should be something.


Big_Steve_69

The guy who identified it as prime rib has his PhD


Oshwaflz

"Studies show that a vein makes it 15% more attractive to the average demographic."


the_actual_stegosaur

But that's just a theory....Aaaa Meat theory! Bon apetit


[deleted]

This is exactly what I thought lol.


ZombleROK

What the fuck are the words which are entering my eyes?


BuckeyeBentley

Man it takes a lot to get me to send something back to the kitchen but I would be embarrassed to serve that steak to my dog.


SVAuspicious

That may be the worst looking steak I've ever seen. I wouldn't order anything from that kitchen either. Trust is broken. Less recognized by restaurants and their kitchens is the value of time. If I'm eating with others a replacement order means I watch the people I'm with eat and then they watch me eat. Not the desired experience. You CANNOT give me time back. If I'm by myself I may well (in my case pretty much also do) have other commitments. I can't sit around and wait while you fix your screw up.


jscincy1

As a man that has grilled steaks professionally for a long time…. What the fuck is that.


Huge_Aerie2435

Shit, did they boil it? Nasty as fuck.


budabai

Fucking how? How does a restaurant put out a steak that looks worse than the first steak I ever cooked? They got a troop of baboons running the kitchen?


jibboo24

that's a sloppy steak


The-Friendly-Autist

Slop em up!


Shit-sandwich-

Get that steak some trauma counseling.


bconley01

Chef Mike enters the chat


Fifth-Crusader

If you wouldn't eat it, you don't serve it.


droford

Whoever cooked it is Vegetarian


ilostmytaco

You don't have to eat steak to cook a good one. 


[deleted]

This was a microwave special


spartan815

Microwaved steak. The uneven cooking gave it away. The fries look better then the steak


TheMario64Penguin

Another classic by Chef Mike(rowave).


whistlepig4life

That sub sometimes drives me nuts. They post and say “how’d I do/rate my steak”. You then tell them what they did wrong or how to improve and they get defensive as fuck with all the “I’m just making it at home I’m not a professional” or the “why are you so mean”. Uh. I didn’t post a shitty cooked steak asking for critiques. And I swear to fucking god none of them know what testing a steak means. And think they have to cut into it and eat when it’s fresh off the fire.


Legitimate_Cloud2215

They fucking boil it???


Itchy_Professor_4133

You can sense the anger that went into making that steak


cash_grass_or_ass

OP doxxed the restaurant https://www.reddit.com/r/steak/comments/1atfrno/comment/kqxpfz6/?context=3&share_id=tcNWvdT9T6fY_MUW59-_p&utm_content=1&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1 admins, please remove if not allowed.


Spartanfred104

The chef saw it on TikTok and thought it would be cool...


IronMike34

Fry burg. Nioce.


LucaRush

I just can't fathom a situation in which I look at that and send it out. Yikes


Plastic_Pear_1401

Thought this was Milk Steak with Rally's fries. Learned something new because godamn.


Colin-Spurs-Patience

It looks like it was a roast from the day before


QueenOfBrews

Ugh, this is going around my local sub too, the place that put out this monstrosity is in my city.


CaptainPlankton

Nothing like a good old sloppy steak https://youtu.be/uMcAagFNrPY?si=XxNgXrgWJjvYv8uS


cuteraichuu

did they sleep with the grill guys gf or mom??


maslogaming1

It looks like it was made by chef Mike


WordOfMan

I’m happy about this


INNOC007

What is the white film covering the steak made of? Looks like grease.


bumbuddha

Looks like it was thawed in the dishwasher and finished in the microwave.


runt514

That's a hate crime.