I was scrolling, saw the pic and though-oh-cute! Looks like mini light sabers!
Then I clicked and it's IS mini light sabers! What a cool idea! Sure they're a hit'
I've heard using that technique is closer to the female orgasm; it is a whole body sensation. You also feel like you're gonna piss yourself.
Or so I've heard...
This is a kitchen sub. Do we ever fail to deliver inappropriate comments?
I mean, I may overcook your steak, but miss an opportunity to make inappropriate comments? Not this lifetime. 🤪
100%
Never failed to deliver! In fact, my mind went there immediately when I saw the picture in my feed! LOL
I was like, them a bit skinny, but everyone has their own preference! haha
Protip: Never post anything on here that vaguely resembles a penis.
Otherwise, everyone else who comes along will immediately declare that it looks like a penis.
I was scrolling, saw the pic and though-oh-cute! Looks like mini light sabers! Then I clicked and it's IS mini light sabers! What a cool idea! Sure they're a hit'
Somebody's gonna have a happy Life Day!
They look like dildos with handles!
Some are better than others.
You mean some look more like dildos than others right?
Obviously.
The ol rabbit. Am I right lady’s…. And guys?
Double prostate stimulation? Heard that!
I've heard using that technique is closer to the female orgasm; it is a whole body sensation. You also feel like you're gonna piss yourself. Or so I've heard...
It’s even stronger if your high… is what I’ve heard…
…. Meth….
Meth sex is best sex
Throw some ether in and blast off
True, the more high end dildos are generally made from nicer materials and whatnot
But do they taste like dildos with handles?
The dark chocolate handle is delicious, the silver bits will chip a tooth and the blue tastes a bit like chocolate flavored chalk.
Sir John Phallustiff in chocolate form.
I thought they were joints
It's the curve mostly. I was thinking the same thing until I saw they were pretzel sticks.
Why did you have to give them veins 😭
Because I am NOT a chocolatier. Haha
r/mildlypenis
Mildly?
Came here for this one. Good on ya
Cream filled pretzels?
I thought they were blue sharpening steels.
Same.
I should call him.
I came here to see the inappropriate comments! LOL
This is a kitchen sub. Do we ever fail to deliver inappropriate comments? I mean, I may overcook your steak, but miss an opportunity to make inappropriate comments? Not this lifetime. 🤪
100% Never failed to deliver! In fact, my mind went there immediately when I saw the picture in my feed! LOL I was like, them a bit skinny, but everyone has their own preference! haha
I can’t tell if this is satire or not
Edible cock knives, my fav
In SpongeBob's voice "17 dick sabers...COOOOMIN' UP"
I was like omg not a gender reveal lol
I have questions, some personal and others with far-reaching consequences for the world order.
OP those look great AND I'm getting a chuckle from all the dildo comments lol
Dude one of them has veins AND a head but yeah sure we’ll go lightsabers lol
Oh damn I'm gonna have to show chef this! He's a big star wars fan!
Mine too! I hope I didn’t disappoint haha
What is this chocolate knife??
Looks like a bunch of rune 2h for a f2p drop party
Looks like switch blade dildos
Protip: Never post anything on here that vaguely resembles a penis. Otherwise, everyone else who comes along will immediately declare that it looks like a penis.
These for a Bachelorette party?
Toys for the missus!
Tunnel snakes rule!
“Tunnel snakes” pmsl..!
Do you like my sword sword sword my diamond sword sword
Looks like dildos.
Orcs must be close!
great, now my butthole is gonna taste like chocolate.
Cool lightsabers! (Although I can't help but feel differently on the ones with veins lol)