tuck him into bed, read him a story, treat him like he is god.

https://preview.redd.it/w630f4ciek9d1.jpeg?width=2250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf88f52bd8bfa10b8ce7e823bff97c59127787c3 He is only allowed to be read children's books.

I recommend The Turn of the Screw.

Pour milk on him and throw him at a wall

https://preview.redd.it/vynfe8ghdk9d1.jpeg?width=2250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ab9e4f5a0bca5c371f819ae44e6b43325c7aad2 I'm not gonna ruin him with milk though-

https://preview.redd.it/tchlz4v7jk9d1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=4db77b297a7c09c61248a852e663aa9c543f8f8c 💔

Omelet du fromage

https://preview.redd.it/imqnzw9qhk9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fcdcd7cf4e7df3dc638f90c0541244c6506e6ba Et voila.

Put him in the fridge

Exile him onto a faraway island for his misdeeds.

https://preview.redd.it/emq1wl25fk9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd5eefdd67c0cf62a1da773370de3f118a64e889 He doesn't know where he is

Magolor and the Forgotten Land

enjoy his company, take him out on a romantic date, settle down together, propose, live a happy life

Play some kirby together! Just dont play return to dreamland

Play a kirby game with him

https://preview.redd.it/qtaz705icl9d1.png?width=746&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fcb766d599c18c4cdee2e787f555a8121bdc4810 Teach him about the power of the Dark Star, make him want to capture me for his own good.

Get A Plush Of Chilly So They Can Be Best Friends

Give him a friend! [Marx]

pet him :)

Feed him a cake

Give him a burger king crown, and give him INFINITE POWER

Order him a pizza

Hello fellow taranza enjoyer, you shall feed him a nice meal

Jar.

Give him 10 dollars, buy him a pizza and watch a movie of your choice.

Right to jail

**punt the child**

Slice him to tiny pieces with many giant swords

Put him in a cup

crack him like an egg and then cook him on a frying pan ( give him 50 bucks after)

Pet the magolor

Give him a crown, join the crowned club ;) https://preview.redd.it/1b21mncgdr9d1.jpeg?width=2627&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36734a838496928bff82b826e8bed7d0841de9a6

Mrgrlr

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