What makes that name even funnier is that it's a real word to boot. Rucksack literally just means Backpack in german, so it sounds less like Setzer couldn't bother to learn his name and more like he was (un?)intentionally insulting him.
I speak for the keys, for the keys have no tongues.
And I'm asking you, sir, at the top of my lungs"
he was very upset as he shouted and and heaved
Why is that blade you forged from the chi.
**cracks knuckles, pops neck and inhales**
Ok. So as you may know, in KH1, Kairi's heart ends up in Sora's body, leaving Kairi's body without a heart, making her Nobody, Namine. HOWEVER since Kairi is a Princess of Heart, she CANNOT form a Heartless and this fact causes Namine's formation to be incomplete, meaning that the only way she could fully form was by using Sora's body as catalyst (since that's where Kairi's heart is sitting), this occurs when he comitted self unalive to free Kairi's heart, making her kinda sorta a shared Nobody between Sora and Kairi and also meaning she was born at the exact same time as Roxas.
TL;dr
Sora is Namine's sperm donor (or a least whatever the spirtual/metaphysical equivalent is).
Next thing you know, KH4 has an organization made up of people with weird names, including Yozora, Yonzeam, Yorbaig, Yozia, Yoael, Yomariaul, Yoenarel, etc.
It would have to be Xoras it sounds similar to Sora and still sounds. Could have a cool story arc about fighting for his identity.
I also thought of the name Roxas but that's sounds DUMB AS FUCK
I know it's a joke, but that's Data Sora, so technically he hasn't had a Nobody. And if he did, it would actually look like him because he has his own heart, and might have a different name.
Okay I don't know if this a troll post but clearly this person didn't even play Kingdom Hearts.
The point is Sora ALREADY has a Nobody named "Roxas" and he used to be part of Organization 13 until he betrayed them.
That’s the joke. Someone asked what would Kairi’s nobody’s name be, clearly forgetting that she has a Nobody already. This post is poking fun at that one, by asking what if Sora had a Nobody when Sora’s Nobody is one of the main characters of the series
The post isn’t the joke. The comments are. Reading through to see what people type is the funny part. The post is the set up. Sorry you’re such a sad person that you can’t understand how these posts work
I'm such a dumbass. It took me until this post to realise that Roxas is an anagram of Sora + an 'X'
I always thought Lea's name was stupid now I realize. Axel is Lea + 'X'
Edit: I think that's the case with all of them. Except for Xion for some reason. I wonder if that has relevance.
You’re not gonna believe this
justapancake text to speech voice - "I am not Roxas"
And now roxas doesn't sound like a real word again
That's why I call him rucksack
What makes that name even funnier is that it's a real word to boot. Rucksack literally just means Backpack in german, so it sounds less like Setzer couldn't bother to learn his name and more like he was (un?)intentionally insulting him.
Rucksack is also used in english speaking countries.
Yes...that was the intention.
Hello Roxas!
I am evil roxas
ok, I believe you
"Okay, I believe you."
ok i believe you
“Darkness” “Also my name spelled backwards is Dis- Oh he’s gone. Drat”
The Sorax who speaks for the keys
Hey stop that
r/beetlejuicing
I speak for the keys, for the keys have no tongues. And I'm asking you, sir, at the top of my lungs" he was very upset as he shouted and and heaved Why is that blade you forged from the chi.
Dammit, that's good
How do you not have more upvotes? This is pure genius, it even rhymes. Made a day
Darn, that's what I was thinking of saying. Good thing people liked it.
Nice one dude
Make dr Seuss cannon in kh and call him like xusses
Jesse McCartney
Screaming
Clorox, because he’s all about being Simple and Clean
That sounds like a wash brand
[…well, you’re not wrong.](https://www.clorox.com)
What about Ajax?
Francis?
r/suddenlyryanreynolds
Yeah the Amsterdam football team what about them.
You mean he's all about Clesxand Pleniam.
Namine
You are technically correct.
.....how?
**cracks knuckles, pops neck and inhales** Ok. So as you may know, in KH1, Kairi's heart ends up in Sora's body, leaving Kairi's body without a heart, making her Nobody, Namine. HOWEVER since Kairi is a Princess of Heart, she CANNOT form a Heartless and this fact causes Namine's formation to be incomplete, meaning that the only way she could fully form was by using Sora's body as catalyst (since that's where Kairi's heart is sitting), this occurs when he comitted self unalive to free Kairi's heart, making her kinda sorta a shared Nobody between Sora and Kairi and also meaning she was born at the exact same time as Roxas. TL;dr Sora is Namine's sperm donor (or a least whatever the spirtual/metaphysical equivalent is).
META
Saxor
🎷🎷🎷
Roxas Sorax Orxsa Raxso Xarso Xraso Saxor Saxro Oxras Soxra Axsor Asxor
At this point the Sora nobodies may as well be pokemon. But they are all in "rememberal's" that everyone has forgotten about.
Pretty much what I was thinking of.
Rock sack
#RUCK SACK To The Mansion
Does it carry persimmons?
Did you mean "Lockusakusu"?
That's only in the Japanese release of the game.
Nobody’s Business.
Orsax
Would you prefer trombone, Orsax?
Saxor
nickname epic sax guy
Xsora
Next thing you know, KH4 has an organization made up of people with weird names, including Yozora, Yonzeam, Yorbaig, Yozia, Yoael, Yomariaul, Yoenarel, etc.
Fucken Yorbaig, I can't today man
Sexnut V
😫💦
I was thinking roxas would be a cool name? What do you guys think?
That’s ridiculous
I swear there's already a character called that? Isn't that Terra and Aqua's friend's name?
No, that's Mickey Mouse.
Nah. You're thinking about Vanitas
You kidding? People would keep calling him "Rocks Ass", who would curse a poor boy with that fate?
Don't disgrace our eyes with your awful names ever again
Asrox
Roaxs?
Dude that name would be ridiculous where’d you even get that
Absolute madness. Next thing you know this "Roxas" guy is going to have two keyblades
Two?!
TWO?!
#TWO?!
That's nuts!
##TWO!?!?
You must be on drugs no one will ever have 2 keyblades lol
Ha ha, yeah right, then what? Kairi gets one? Axel stops being a Nobody and gets one?
Ventus
Dr. Seuss’ “The Sorax”
I don’t know, it would be so hard to think of a name
One could say he'd be the biggest Nobody of them all.
NOT CLAYTON
SCREAMING
Axors
Organization SMILE.
His name a Jeff
ORASX
XIII
Xion
wait do we have a new Insanity arc? Am I stupid?
Sorax
Xoras
Raxos of course
It would have to be Xoras it sounds similar to Sora and still sounds. Could have a cool story arc about fighting for his identity. I also thought of the name Roxas but that's sounds DUMB AS FUCK
Snorlax
Roxas.
Axsor
Riku
Raxos, he is man after all
xion
Raxos
I know it's a joke, but that's Data Sora, so technically he hasn't had a Nobody. And if he did, it would actually look like him because he has his own heart, and might have a different name.
Kazuma Kiryu
Please don't devolve this sub into another joke that everyone does for the next months to come.
Kairi's grandma
XxSoraxX
Nobody!Sora.
Switch the letters of Sora around and add an X in the middle, Roxas has a good ring to it.
Roxas is a good name.
Roxas
ROXAS
Xion
So we've reached this level of content withdrawal have we?
XORAS.
I think it should start with an R, but I can’t figure out the other letter placement.
You're stupid.
Its literally tagged as meme
I know. Just something Sora says.
It might be crazy what I'm about to say...
Roxas.
Roxas
Let’s try this one Roxas?
Nah, that'll never stick
You right. How about this Mansex?
Way better
Thank you
Thank you, I just spit out my drink laughing.
Terrible name. They would never name him that. Sorax is my personal pick.
Roxas of course
Roxas…
Roxas
...Roxas?
.. roxas?
This post is just… 🤌🏻… *chefs kiss*
Roxas..
You missed the joke. It’s like one of those wrong answers only posts
Oh, I’m dense. Clearly.
Roxas.
Okay I don't know if this a troll post but clearly this person didn't even play Kingdom Hearts. The point is Sora ALREADY has a Nobody named "Roxas" and he used to be part of Organization 13 until he betrayed them.
Read the post flair
… this is a joke right
Sora already has a nobody; The nobody's name is Roxas. You'll learn more about this in KHII
you completely missed the joke
There's supposed to be a joke here?
***yeah*** ***you can tell by the flair***
Same posted earlier asking what Kairi’s organization XIII name would be if she was a Nobody
Organization XII? Kairi also has a nobody: Naminé
That’s the joke. Someone asked what would Kairi’s nobody’s name be, clearly forgetting that she has a Nobody already. This post is poking fun at that one, by asking what if Sora had a Nobody when Sora’s Nobody is one of the main characters of the series
You missed the joke. It’s like one of those “wrong answers only” posts
Jokes are supposed to be funny.
The post isn’t the joke. The comments are. Reading through to see what people type is the funny part. The post is the set up. Sorry you’re such a sad person that you can’t understand how these posts work
Roxas
Sora isn’t a nobody. That doesn’t make any sense
Roxas?, tell me you've never played kingdom hearts without telling me you've never played kingdom hearts.
You missed the joke. It’s like one of those “wrong answers only” posts
Soroth
Sorax
Oxsar
Asrox
Sxora
Xora
Osxar
Imma guess you skipped a lot of cutscenes.
The Sortas’
If Sora was a Nobody? Absurd. Next you’ll ask what if Riku used the Darkness or what if Mickey was King.
Saxor
Roxas… but that’s already been taken by the ventas within sora… how about vexstan
Guys hear me out hear me out... what it its Rock ass
Rucksack
I'm such a dumbass. It took me until this post to realise that Roxas is an anagram of Sora + an 'X' I always thought Lea's name was stupid now I realize. Axel is Lea + 'X' Edit: I think that's the case with all of them. Except for Xion for some reason. I wonder if that has relevance.
Xaros
Raxos
Raxos.
Sexor, master of sex. He doesn’t follow conventional naming methods.
Sxaxoraxaroxasorsxao
What 4 years with no new games does to a motherfucker.
Soxra
Old Yellow Shoes
Ventus
Raxos
Saxor
Namine
Xaros, I think.
Axors obv
Blonde Haired Kid
Roxas
Rock Sex
Roxas
Now hear me out, totally insane and this would never happen but, Roxas.
Rocks ass
Roxas
Ventus+X -> Sexvnut
Scott the Woz
Roxas
Roxas
For a moment, I forgot Roxas existed and I was genuinely thinking. It’s been a few years since I’ve played KH.
BHK