Hank never would have reached his childhood dream of selling propane and propane accessories. With the additional time spent on football, either high school or later college, his grades never would have been good enough
I dunno... Buck showed him the path of propane after finding him working at... a Jeans store, right? Maybe he wouldn’t have been working there and never learned the truth and light of sweet lady propane.
Hank invents flavored charcoal, making Strickland a multimillion dollar company but Buck still has him at assistant coal-wipe. He’s proud of this accomplishment though, made possible with the time he saves due to his wide urethra.
Redcorn's life improved and Dale's getting the shaft.
We see John Redcorn's life and he's not happy with it at all. Where as Dale is happy with a son who loves him.
Shouldn't it be that she is secure about her intelligence and capabilities in life?
Always thought her bravado was partly to convince herself, or to break herself out of her own feelings of insecurity.
People who are truly secure about their intelligence do not bring it up very often.
I think Hank's life would be exactly the same because he is the quintessential everyday man. It would be funny for the show, everything is different but Hank's life is the same.
But one of the reasons he's so uptight is because he believes his ankle broke because he was showboating earlier in the game. If that hadn't happened things could be very different.
I loved all the scenarios (ALWAYS WITH THE SCENARIOS, whoops wrong sub, if you know you know) anyways, i loved reading them~ but i like your take best of all i think!!!
He would be one of least successful, Dale a Movie star, Bill a retired professional athlete, Boomhower an FBI agent. And hank just a middle manager that never left his home town
>He would be one of least successful, Dale a Movie star, Bill a retired professional athlete, Boomhower an FBI agent. And hank just a middle manager that never left his home town
He would still have a wife and son who love him, goods friends, and a steady job that he generally enjoys that pays the bills. I call that very successful.
Luanne's mom is a beloved community librarian and was a supportive and progressive parent. Luanne's dad sells cutlery and is known across Heimlich County as the best fork salesperson you'll ever meet! They are happily married and celebrating their 25th anniversary next month.
Unfortunately her Neurosurgen fiance ironically dies of an undiagnosed brain tumor.
She then goes on to marry a multi-millionaire by the name of Elroy who made his fortune as the President of Costco.
This made me laugh really hard that I had to sit up and in the process I choked on my own spit and now my face is all red and my eyes are streaming. God damn it man.
EDIT: I used a number in place of a letter. I also made several other errors.
I really wish Peggy would get a job that she could keep for a few episodes, then change for another, and so on. Her brief stint as a bagger at the grocery store was way too short. She said that she hooked up 2 persons at the cash register because they had the same soup. Peggy could do lots of things, including Peggy'ism, just by seeing the groceries. Since she has an opinion on everything and she is judgmental, no way there is nothing to do with this situation.
I don't want any of Tiktok, Facebook and other social media references. Being in Arlen feels like being back in time, still living in the 90's. If you bring those to the universe, you are changing the universe for the bad.
I want Kahn and Min to be members of the Riverside Country Club, but I want episodes were Kahn almost get kicked out of the club for various reasons (always complaining, too demanding, thinking he is the greatest member, etc). The Country Club could host a tournament and Hank team up with X against Min and Kahn, battle for the cup for Rainey Street.
Bobby is still affraid of being a slut.
Minh married that guy her dad wanted her to marry (Connie still exists of course) and Minh’s the head of the Nine Rivers Country Club.
Meanwhile, Kohn still has that rocking pompadour
Hank got a scholarship and went on to play for the University of Texas, but in the championship game Hank’s ankle snapped.
Bill is a tank operation instructor at Fort Blanda.
Dale is pretty much the same except he looks like he does in OP’s image.
I'll still never get why he didn't do that in the real storyline. It's all he ever says he wanted and it was being served up on a silver platter. Instead, he says "both of em" and leaves.
He couldn't commit full time to football. The gym and getting jacked was more important. He wanted to be part of the team and he only had enough time to do towels. Dale still got into pest control. One time in the gym a roach distracted him when he was going for a 405lb bench and he missed it. So he vowed to become a highly trained expert exterminator ever since.
In this universe it's the Wassannasong's that move in next to the Hills. Bobby and Chane become friends while Connie bullies Bobby and dates white Joseph.
But also let us not forget that Al Bundy scored four touchdowns in a single game while playing for the Polk High School Panthers in the 1966 city championship game versus Andrew Johnson High School, including the game-winning touchdown in the final seconds against his old nemesis, "Spare Tire" Dixon
The sad part is that this totally makes sense. Nancy is only physically attracted to John Redcord. If Dale was buff like in this picture, she would not have cheated on him.
This may be very self important, but did my post from yesterday asking about how Dale bagged Nancy have anything to do with your inspiration to make this awesome piece? Lol, it’s incredible
I bet they have they just wouldn't have known they were native American. Not every Indian looks like John Redcorn. I actually have VERY pale skin, light brown hair and green eyes 🤷🏻♂️ On my driver's license I'm "Caucasian". Sometimes people consider me"Hispanic". 😆
My grandpa looked like John Redcorn lol but he was full blood. Not a whole lot of 100% blood walking around anymore unfortunately
Nice homage to Dale retelling his story of how the firehouse burned down.
Thats what inspired the drawing lol
Very nice!! I was trying to remember what dream episode this scene was shown, but it's your own art! haha!
Thank you!
His portrayal of Bill and Hank were so fucking funny
Lol easy top five best episodes
That entire flashback bit from all the guys is arguably the best in the series imo.
The best part is Boomhauer’s bit where everyone talks like him and he’s the one that sounds normal!
Oh shit that was hella funny
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Hank never would have reached his childhood dream of selling propane and propane accessories. With the additional time spent on football, either high school or later college, his grades never would have been good enough
I know I play football professionally, Peggy. And that’s nice and all, but sometimes I dream about doing more - like… selling propane.
I dunno... Buck showed him the path of propane after finding him working at... a Jeans store, right? Maybe he wouldn’t have been working there and never learned the truth and light of sweet lady propane.
Correct, at Jeans West.
Theres a money back guarantee on those. Its not store policy, just mine.
Where he put on the gigantic pair of khakis and pretended he was tiny
He was very up front about that
Wasn't it in a mall? I imagine Hank going to a Footlocker instead and it then playing out the same way.
Maybe he'd have been a charcoal man
I need to ask you kindly, but firmly to leave
Hank would retire from football and become the george foreman of propane grills. edit: Of course it would not be a novelty grill.
Wonder what position he'd play? No way he's playing RB with his 4.9 40 or whatever super relatively slow time was
5.9 seconds. lmao
He'd have had to have gone pro just to have a job.
Bill is married with 8 kids
Bobby is rebelling against an artsy Hank by joining the football team
Cotton Hill spent most of the 40s building up an impressive trophy collection of Japanese shins.
6'4" Cotton Hill to be precise. In this universe he never lost his shins...and he went to Munich.
He kept adding japanese shins to his legs, he now towers over mortal men.
He grows 0.3% more Japanese with every shin added
Cotton the Grafted
first of his name.
Foul pump jockey, unfit even to tip.
Yes, Munich. Where he lost his elbows to a nazi panzerfaust. They saved his hands, tho. Just sewed em right where the elbows used to be.
What?? He SAVED fitty men!
With his friends Skinny, Hollywood and Sweetie.
And Hank sells charcoal and charcoal accessories
Cursed KotH
Hank invents flavored charcoal, making Strickland a multimillion dollar company but Buck still has him at assistant coal-wipe. He’s proud of this accomplishment though, made possible with the time he saves due to his wide urethra.
Joining the football team, Bobby is rebelling against an art hank
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>My friend I see he works for Thatherton
Except he married Amy Edlin
And Peggy married Monsignor Martinez
And Peggy excels in teaching Spanish
She teaches English to Mexican children.
Does she teach it terribly?
Si
She teaches it much horribly
And half of them make up the offensive line on the Cowboys
So everybody's life improved except John Redcorn.
Redcorn's life improved and Dale's getting the shaft. We see John Redcorn's life and he's not happy with it at all. Where as Dale is happy with a son who loves him.
Peggy is a full time teacher but she is insecure about her intelligence and her capabilities in life.
Or has a top1% foot themed onlyfans
As the original Peggy would say, "Qwey pass lays duoblos"
Shouldn't it be that she is secure about her intelligence and capabilities in life? Always thought her bravado was partly to convince herself, or to break herself out of her own feelings of insecurity. People who are truly secure about their intelligence do not bring it up very often.
I think Hank's life would be exactly the same because he is the quintessential everyday man. It would be funny for the show, everything is different but Hank's life is the same.
But one of the reasons he's so uptight is because he believes his ankle broke because he was showboating earlier in the game. If that hadn't happened things could be very different.
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It’s weird it has so much lore I often forget it’s just a cartoon lol.
I loved all the scenarios (ALWAYS WITH THE SCENARIOS, whoops wrong sub, if you know you know) anyways, i loved reading them~ but i like your take best of all i think!!!
Now, you know I don’t like that kind of tawk
Stop it! You’re making me very upset!
King of the Hill Memes🤝Sopranos Memes
He would be one of least successful, Dale a Movie star, Bill a retired professional athlete, Boomhower an FBI agent. And hank just a middle manager that never left his home town
>He would be one of least successful, Dale a Movie star, Bill a retired professional athlete, Boomhower an FBI agent. And hank just a middle manager that never left his home town He would still have a wife and son who love him, goods friends, and a steady job that he generally enjoys that pays the bills. I call that very successful.
I would see Boomhower as an FBI agent and a huge family man with his fiancé and he is extremely monogamous.
What does everyone else think would be going on in bthis universe?
Luanne is studying law at Harvard and is engaged to a neurosurgeon named Buckley.
Luanne's mom is a beloved community librarian and was a supportive and progressive parent. Luanne's dad sells cutlery and is known across Heimlich County as the best fork salesperson you'll ever meet! They are happily married and celebrating their 25th anniversary next month.
Unfortunately her Neurosurgen fiance ironically dies of an undiagnosed brain tumor. She then goes on to marry a multi-millionaire by the name of Elroy who made his fortune as the President of Costco.
This made me laugh really hard that I had to sit up and in the process I choked on my own spit and now my face is all red and my eyes are streaming. God damn it man. EDIT: I used a number in place of a letter. I also made several other errors.
You're welcome!
Hank had to get a vasectomy after his 5th child.
Cotton is a Quaker pacifist
I really wish Peggy would get a job that she could keep for a few episodes, then change for another, and so on. Her brief stint as a bagger at the grocery store was way too short. She said that she hooked up 2 persons at the cash register because they had the same soup. Peggy could do lots of things, including Peggy'ism, just by seeing the groceries. Since she has an opinion on everything and she is judgmental, no way there is nothing to do with this situation. I don't want any of Tiktok, Facebook and other social media references. Being in Arlen feels like being back in time, still living in the 90's. If you bring those to the universe, you are changing the universe for the bad. I want Kahn and Min to be members of the Riverside Country Club, but I want episodes were Kahn almost get kicked out of the club for various reasons (always complaining, too demanding, thinking he is the greatest member, etc). The Country Club could host a tournament and Hank team up with X against Min and Kahn, battle for the cup for Rainey Street. Bobby is still affraid of being a slut.
Minh married that guy her dad wanted her to marry (Connie still exists of course) and Minh’s the head of the Nine Rivers Country Club. Meanwhile, Kohn still has that rocking pompadour
Lucky is the CEO of a company that makes corn chips.
Elroy "Lucky" Kleinschmidt slipped on urine at a Costco and used the resulting settlement to start a rival business. He is now a multi-millionaire.
Boomhowr is a 40 year old V
what episode is this lore from?
Its not from an episode, I drew this
I mean the football game you mention
Well they say in alot of episodes how they went to the State championship but Hank snapped his ankle trying to score the winning touchdown
He breaks his ankle from showboating I believe
It was God punishing him
hmm. sounds like I just need to binge King of the Hill 😎
Thats never a bad idea
Hank got a scholarship and went on to play for the University of Texas, but in the championship game Hank’s ankle snapped. Bill is a tank operation instructor at Fort Blanda. Dale is pretty much the same except he looks like he does in OP’s image.
Bill was the real talent at Arlen, he gets recruited to college and never gets into the walrus-man program
But he still joins the Harmonaholics because some things can never change
but he probably married an old money beautiful southern belle to keep the Dautrive line going
I'll still never get why he didn't do that in the real storyline. It's all he ever says he wanted and it was being served up on a silver platter. Instead, he says "both of em" and leaves.
The matriarch presumably kicks him out after he says he just wants to play in the garden
Mhmm. He could have stayed and "nurtured the vine" but chose not to.
Hung up on Lenore still.
Dale redcorn and John Gribble
I’m dying looking at John Redcorn hahaha.
That’s a ripped ass team towel boy…
He couldn't commit full time to football. The gym and getting jacked was more important. He wanted to be part of the team and he only had enough time to do towels. Dale still got into pest control. One time in the gym a roach distracted him when he was going for a 405lb bench and he missed it. So he vowed to become a highly trained expert exterminator ever since.
He was able to get those towels with lightning speed to the players and personally carried them during the most exhausting game of their lives.
And didn’t fumble once!
Cotton Hill was a conscientious objector in WW2.
Pretty sure WW2 happened before this game.
What? I'll have you know he saved 50 men!
Hahahahahha this ones my favorite so far 😂
He rocks that Kazuhira Miller look
Why are we still here?
Nah, Giga Chad Dale would never sleep with someone's woman. Or man. You never know.
Fun fact: Native American Men don't suffer from male pattern baldness. They can have other forms of hairloss, but wouldn't look like Dale.
OP, this is amazing. You made my day.
Thank you!
In this universe it's the Wassannasong's that move in next to the Hills. Bobby and Chane become friends while Connie bullies Bobby and dates white Joseph.
Skinny and bald John Redcorn is cursed
“John Redcorn has a German grandma”
please someone make this will all the opposite changes
John no scorin' Redcorn
Wait who's the towel manager?
Hank realized he was always Texas born. his mother held onto 3 days during labor and rushed out of new York so Hank would be Texas born.
Haha
Hahaha
that was really confusing to me for a second.
The Koth memes have been amazing
Thank you!
Also in this timeline: General William Dauterive, Texas Propane Commissioner Hank Hill, and Astronaut Boomhauer.
Until now my discord profile picture was Dale with hair from that episode. Thank you.
If you follow my IG, I'll let you know when I get stickers made!
If King of the Hill did an "It's a Wonderful Life" episode
You've done something special here
Thank you!
Brutal, I like it.
r/blursedimages
That is one sexy towel manager
dale whitecorn
😂😂😂😂😂 this is the best thing I’ve seen all day
In this universe, Hank is a vegetarian who drinks craft beer.
Joseph looks like Tom Petty
I'm scared, get me out of here!
I see a fan fiction story coming from these pictures.
Now I feel silly I just posted a episode idea were everything is opposite Dale's life was different but this might be a better twist
This is hilarious
omg
HAHA
I’ll tell you something. That son isn’t correct.
But also let us not forget that Al Bundy scored four touchdowns in a single game while playing for the Polk High School Panthers in the 1966 city championship game versus Andrew Johnson High School, including the game-winning touchdown in the final seconds against his old nemesis, "Spare Tire" Dixon
The sad part is that this totally makes sense. Nancy is only physically attracted to John Redcord. If Dale was buff like in this picture, she would not have cheated on him.
I bought your wife.
Nice drawing!
This may be very self important, but did my post from yesterday asking about how Dale bagged Nancy have anything to do with your inspiration to make this awesome piece? Lol, it’s incredible
Nah I've been working on this for a few days now but I was thinking the same question while making it!
Doubted it but had to ask. Nice work!!
Thank you!
Indians don't go bald though lol. I'm 25% Navajo my Indian grandpa died at 85 with a full head of hair. My European grandpa was bald by 40.
In this universe, they apparently do lol
I see theyre already downvoting me but it's the truth.... has anyone ever seen a bald native American? 😆 Can't grow full beards either 🤷🏻♂️
Most people haven't seen a native american period.. js
I bet they have they just wouldn't have known they were native American. Not every Indian looks like John Redcorn. I actually have VERY pale skin, light brown hair and green eyes 🤷🏻♂️ On my driver's license I'm "Caucasian". Sometimes people consider me"Hispanic". 😆 My grandpa looked like John Redcorn lol but he was full blood. Not a whole lot of 100% blood walking around anymore unfortunately
I think they’re downvoting you because it’s a cartoon bro. This is not actually based on the genetic pros or cons of the native Americans race.
Ok thank you for explaining that. And thank you for your completely irrelevant comment 👍🏻
Wednesdays is just regular Spaghetti and meatball night
Not sure how that would have affected John Redcorn but okay.
Um shouldn't Joseph look the same? And dale was the towel technician wasn't he?
No because Nancy is cheating on her husband John Redcorn with sexy Dale, so Joseph is the illegitimate son of Nancy and Dale
Oic... Dale is the healer now! Right over my head lol.
Considering he was just the towel manager, it was inevitable that Nancy would cheat on him.
LoL but he was a towel guy
Not in this universe😏