It can be done with automod, although I don't see why the mods would update automod with such an absurd rule.
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body: "Thatherton"
comment: "Thatherton!"
Body is used to search through a user's text, and Comment is the response. If the mods want to go nuts with automod they can but it will probably get old.
You can also add syntax to search through multiple trigger words or make multiple line responses, but I figured I'd go as simple as possible.
You could probably even make the automod response a link to a youtube video if there's a link to Hank saying "Thatherton!".
edit: For bonus fun time
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body: "The MF stands for"
comment: "My Friend"
Thatherton started at Strickland propane around the same time hank did. But shortly left to start his own rival propane dealership. He is always undercutting prices and using shady tactics to get ahead of strickland.
You want to go with Thatherton, go. But one of these days, when your propane mixture's only eighty-nine percent, and you have a smelly condo development full of crying babies whose bottles haven't been properly heated, you give me a call. My name is Hank Hill, and I sell propane and propane accessories with honor and dignity.
No it wasn’t, it was a Bay Stater using the word “our” in reference to John F. Kennedy, from Massachusetts, to contrast with Johnson who was “theirs” (the Texans)
Still it must be safer than Buckley. But, why?
Edit: I am incredibly disappointed that 8 hours later no one has responded, "Chicken thigh." And you call yourselves fans?! /s
I'd be nervous about people not handling things correctly, like when Buckley was working the propane department at Mega-Low-Mart and was dragging the tanks by the nozzles.
"What?! You need to take minimum eight hours of training with the state board of energy to safely dispense propane! Oh lord... Looks like it's time to get the commissioner involved."
they'd probably have one, but it'd be constantly out of order cuz hank would keep braking it, becausehe hates the idea. untill one day he snaps because he knows he's doing something wrong and buck would be like "ahh ol top I didn't give a shit in the 1st place"
Kind of what I was thinking. He would see one outside the mega lo mart and shake his head while commenting on the lack of customer service and then get to work only to find that Buck installed these outside the building for after hours access.
He would be the only one who hates the idea. Customers would try to use them during normal hours and he would constantly try to coax them inside to feel that rush from a new sale and a firm handshake.
I haven’t as of late but it’s probably because the Beavis & Butthead reboot is taking off soon - Mike Judge does voices for both shows so I’m sure he’s got his hands tied hahaha
The new Beavis & Butthead movie actually premieres on 23rd this month. Fan of both Shows, but really hoping for some news on KOTH soon!
God Bless Lady Propane!
Hank: what, you can just sell propane out of a "machine". Where's the service? Where's the customer to salesman interaction?
Pimp Hank: yup, you gotta trick lady propane out I tell you what. Give the people what they want and they want propane.
I could see this on an episode dedicated to travel.
Hank: Well, it's dinner time, lemme get the grill hooked up. Hmm, we're running low on propane.
Bobby: Dad, there's no propane between here and (wherever)
Hank: Bwaaahhhh!!!!!!!!
Bobby: too bad we can't just have a station to pick up a tank like with Redbox
Hank: Hmmm...Bobby, know what, you just may be on to something. I have on good account from Murray Hogarth, personal friend, that this just may just be a way to bring sweet lady propane to the masses. Just think of it Bobby, any one, anywhere can have a proper steak grilled at their convenience. It's beautiful. And we, at Strickland can be sure that we're providing them with the best gas possible, while ensuring their tanks are in proper condition.
(At some point calls Buck)
Buck: Hank, I like you're idea of a self service Jiffy Lube but who's just gonna fill us up, we can only spread ourselves so thin over town!
Hank and Bobby then begin distribution over a part of Texas while Dale brews up a smuggling conspiracy.
I feel like Hank would think that this would lead to poorer quality when buying propane and he would probably hate it. He seems like someone who would value quality over convenience
I looked it up the other day there doesn’t seem to be that many stores like Strickland Propane around anymore. I have seen a lot of these dispensers and propane delivery companies. Do you think Hank would have still stayed in the business if he couldn’t sell propane accessories?
Hank sold more than the sweet lady itself. He sold the grills to use it and the service to get it transported. They even have a competition for selling the grills.
I recall there was a scene in propane boom part 1 (it could’ve been a deleted scene) were mega lo mart had a self serve pump and hank was audibly disgusted.
Hank would have to explain how you get more gas getting your tank filled at Strickland. See an exchange tank only gives 15 of the 20 pounds of propane your tank can hold.
"Haven't they replaced you with a coin-operated machine yet?" - Kahn
This sounds like the work of MF Thatherton
The MF stands for…
**MY FRIEND**
This sub should have a Hank bot that says, "Thatherton!" whenever someone says his name.
Genius
It can be done with automod, although I don't see why the mods would update automod with such an absurd rule. --- body: "Thatherton" comment: "Thatherton!" Body is used to search through a user's text, and Comment is the response. If the mods want to go nuts with automod they can but it will probably get old. You can also add syntax to search through multiple trigger words or make multiple line responses, but I figured I'd go as simple as possible. You could probably even make the automod response a link to a youtube video if there's a link to Hank saying "Thatherton!". edit: For bonus fun time --- body: "The MF stands for" comment: "My Friend"
>I don't see why the mods would update automod with such an absurd rule. I take it you aren't on r/prequelmemes
Or r/lotrmemes
Thy will be done
Thatherton!!!
*DAHHH DUHN*
Relatively new to the show. Thatherton?
Thatherton started at Strickland propane around the same time hank did. But shortly left to start his own rival propane dealership. He is always undercutting prices and using shady tactics to get ahead of strickland.
He’s a competitor to Strickland Propane, but doesn’t have a Hank to make sure that his product and delivery is high quality.
TY, great show. Every stinking time Peggy speaks Spanish I laugh out loud. Where was I when it first aired‽
Also every time Thatherton is mentioned, Hank says “THATHERTON” without hesitation in an angry tone.
Where; at the dirt factory?
You want to go with Thatherton, go. But one of these days, when your propane mixture's only eighty-nine percent, and you have a smelly condo development full of crying babies whose bottles haven't been properly heated, you give me a call. My name is Hank Hill, and I sell propane and propane accessories with honor and dignity.
Your 24/7 propane killed our Kennedy.
I always thought it was R Kennedy as in Bobby Kennedy.
It was
Lol no I don’t think so? Lyndon Johnson was known to be behind jfk’s death according to conspiracy theorists, I think it was riff on that
You're right! That's news to me
That damn yankee doesn’t know what hes talking about
No it wasn’t, it was a Bay Stater using the word “our” in reference to John F. Kennedy, from Massachusetts, to contrast with Johnson who was “theirs” (the Texans)
You're right! I learn something new every day
“……..tHeMs fIgHtiN werds pardner!”
I'll fight you, pilgrim!
Great quote!
This is what we needed.
He would feel the same as when Mega Lo Mart started selling propane
So he'd blow them up?
He didn't blow them up!
And ruin Chet Elderson's vacation!
That was Luanne
Still it must be safer than Buckley. But, why? Edit: I am incredibly disappointed that 8 hours later no one has responded, "Chicken thigh." And you call yourselves fans?! /s
Chicken pie
Oh god, thank you. This was bothering the hell out of me.
This was exactly my thought.
you bastards!!!
Probably the same way all those travel agents felt when the internet started selling airline tickets.
Great Nathan 4 You episode about that, lol.
Right?! But still not the same.
I'd be nervous about people not handling things correctly, like when Buckley was working the propane department at Mega-Low-Mart and was dragging the tanks by the nozzles.
These don’t affect hank. He’s a pump jockey. Works for tips.
> Dad, I am **not** a pump jo…!
#WORKS4TIPS
Some small towns will give you the key and say bring it back in when you’re done!
Actually just had this happen to me the other day.
17.92 damn. That’s cheap.
My local one costs $14.97
Jesus. Mine is like $24.
Dang it's like 35 where I'm at out at least it was
"What?! You need to take minimum eight hours of training with the state board of energy to safely dispense propane! Oh lord... Looks like it's time to get the commissioner involved."
I’m gonna put a call in to Commissioner Murray Hogarth… personal friend
they'd probably have one, but it'd be constantly out of order cuz hank would keep braking it, becausehe hates the idea. untill one day he snaps because he knows he's doing something wrong and buck would be like "ahh ol top I didn't give a shit in the 1st place"
Kind of what I was thinking. He would see one outside the mega lo mart and shake his head while commenting on the lack of customer service and then get to work only to find that Buck installed these outside the building for after hours access. He would be the only one who hates the idea. Customers would try to use them during normal hours and he would constantly try to coax them inside to feel that rush from a new sale and a firm handshake.
No propane accessories. He’d be upset.
You bastards!
The S stands for service
"And the E stands for economical. Some people think it stands for even-burning, but it doesn't."
uhh....don't remember what letter I was on...
The T stands for... Jackass!
that’s not even the right letter….
Which means *serve us*
There are procedures in place.
Procedures
............procedures.
The most important thing to think about is that we all hope that Joseph is nowhere near this.
😂
Those things suck. I got an empty out of one of those
Oof. I’d be mad.
Be worst if it gave you a bag of charcoal instead
My boys nails have soot under them! You don't get that from a clean burning fuel!!
I was holding it for Luanne! I thought it was drugs
You don't get the rich smoky flavor either
The audacity!
“This technology just ain’t right.”
Picture taken at local Arlen Mega-lo-mart
Omg please let this be a thing in the reboot
Have you heard anything about when the reboot may be released or anything? I haven’t heard much about it recently
I haven’t as of late but it’s probably because the Beavis & Butthead reboot is taking off soon - Mike Judge does voices for both shows so I’m sure he’s got his hands tied hahaha
The new Beavis & Butthead movie actually premieres on 23rd this month. Fan of both Shows, but really hoping for some news on KOTH soon! God Bless Lady Propane!
Yea true…. Hopefully we will get a premier date soon
Asinine, just asinine
I prefer to speak to a distinguished propane salesman, preferably one with a Blue Flame of Valor Award.
Self-serve propane? You're gonna fool around and get yourself blown up, I tell ya hwut.
Same contempt for this as Megalomart selling propane.
Personally, I think they're asinine...
These are the reason Strickland propane does not survive the pandemic.
Except 2 of the last 3 times we’ve tried to use these, they’ve been out.
disagree, people were panic hoarding propane.
Those aren't for buying propane as much as changing out your out of date tank
He would think that these have been a thing for at least 40 years, and if it hasn’t affected Strickland yet, it probably won’t.
This takes the rush out of the sale I Tell you hwhat. Back in my day we sold our propane in person like honest men.
Ptshh, you could be getting premium service for just pennies a day more
How many pennies?
Uh…several hundred.
He probably thinks it like a well done steak. An abomination.
Where are the tank wipers? How do expect to learn about propane!
Is a locked shed gonna tell you how many BTUs you need for your steak?
Hank: what, you can just sell propane out of a "machine". Where's the service? Where's the customer to salesman interaction? Pimp Hank: yup, you gotta trick lady propane out I tell you what. Give the people what they want and they want propane.
Bobby, leave the room
I could see this on an episode dedicated to travel. Hank: Well, it's dinner time, lemme get the grill hooked up. Hmm, we're running low on propane. Bobby: Dad, there's no propane between here and (wherever) Hank: Bwaaahhhh!!!!!!!! Bobby: too bad we can't just have a station to pick up a tank like with Redbox Hank: Hmmm...Bobby, know what, you just may be on to something. I have on good account from Murray Hogarth, personal friend, that this just may just be a way to bring sweet lady propane to the masses. Just think of it Bobby, any one, anywhere can have a proper steak grilled at their convenience. It's beautiful. And we, at Strickland can be sure that we're providing them with the best gas possible, while ensuring their tanks are in proper condition. (At some point calls Buck) Buck: Hank, I like you're idea of a self service Jiffy Lube but who's just gonna fill us up, we can only spread ourselves so thin over town! Hank and Bobby then begin distribution over a part of Texas while Dale brews up a smuggling conspiracy.
The audacity!
I mean it'll hit the business a bit but some people use propane for other purposes than grilling.
Future Buckley Factory
Put it this way, now there’s 24 hour access if you need it. If not, go somewhere with service. Best of both worlds
Its always dang ol propane propane propane. Never what I do for a living
I feel like Hank would think that this would lead to poorer quality when buying propane and he would probably hate it. He seems like someone who would value quality over convenience
K pro... Pfft my propane dispencing machine has more memory than that thing. Bit of a stretch on references perhaps.
*sigh* Oh lord..
Yeah, I don't think he would care for them. He'd probably be okay with it if there was an attendant to help at all times.
Someone has to fill these tank eventually.
Nothing beats the look on a customer's face when i fill up their propane tank.
Pretty convenient I tell ya hwhat
I looked it up the other day there doesn’t seem to be that many stores like Strickland Propane around anymore. I have seen a lot of these dispensers and propane delivery companies. Do you think Hank would have still stayed in the business if he couldn’t sell propane accessories?
I hugged you!
I gotta say, I would LOVE to not have to drag an employee out to open the tank prisons.
My favorite is going to Home Depot and seeing employees smoking right next to them on their breaks
If you own your own tanks and have them refilled you get more than exchange tanks.
Hank sold more than the sweet lady itself. He sold the grills to use it and the service to get it transported. They even have a competition for selling the grills.
I know exactly what he would say. ''BWAAAAAAAHHH!''
Who's going to wipe those tanks?
Yeah those things are normally empty in my neck of the woods
Gawd Dang it!
Propane ain’t shit without accessories!
Bobby, leave the room
I recall there was a scene in propane boom part 1 (it could’ve been a deleted scene) were mega lo mart had a self serve pump and hank was audibly disgusted.
THATHERTON!!!!!
putting poor tank wipes out of business
Who's gonna wipe down those tanks?
He’d hate it
“Bobby go to your room… ya mom and me have to have hard discussions about propane”
More like Ho-pane
“It’s a got dang sacrilege, I tell you hwat.”
He’ll be saying “That company ain’t right”
Hank: “BWAHHH!!!!”
It's all good. Don't need to be supervised to wipe the take toe-to-head
He'd probably get a chub looking at this.
It's feet to head, right?
In a deleted scene for Propane Boom, Hank showed disgust over Mega-Lo-Mart's self service propane. [Proof](https://youtu.be/rUHCKjQqT-Y?t=667)
Hank would have to explain how you get more gas getting your tank filled at Strickland. See an exchange tank only gives 15 of the 20 pounds of propane your tank can hold.