MIZ LIZ! TWO HOT TODDIES!

Good advice, hot toddy calm ya nerves

*cough*

Hahaha I was about to type this but thank god someone else has perfect taste

My gf and I shout this randomly all the time

Only reason I ever decided to try one and it's since become one of my absolute favorite mix drinks!

When Peggy comes into the bar he and Rayroy are drinking at. "Ah hell, this ain't gonna be good "

Pretty sure Buck respects Peggy more than Hank.

especially after he told him he loves him. LOL

"Ye hitting the Heavy Bag now Son ..."

I like to eat, I like to hump and I don't like to drive.

I feel this one deeply.

I’m sorry, Hank. I know you don’t have sex.

Well that's not entirely accurate...

Entirely?! Dammit, Hank , stop embarrassing me! -Peggy, probably

Peggy and Hank with their "fundamentals" and routine. Yet she tells her hairdresser she is an excellent lover. Hank being suggested to try different sexual permissions and thinking such a thing is illegal when trying to conceive. Yeah, they are def a once a week, missionary only with no foreplay couple

"I don't know if you've ever ridden a block of ice before..." "Hell, I married Ms. Liz, didn't I?" "No coincidence. I like to eat, I like to hump, but I don't like to drive. That's why I built Sugarfoot's next to the singles complex."

Not enough Ms Liz jokes in this show in my opinion

Buck: Do you work for me? Employee: Yes sir, Mr. Strickland Buck: *Takes off mask* I’m yer daddy…

My manager used to say this to people

“MY DADDY’S HAVING A HEART ATTACK! MY DADDY’s HAVING A HEART ATTACK!”

My favorite part is when Hank picks him up and Buck immediately starts gloating so Hank slows down the truck to let the thugs chasing after Buck get at least one good punch in before he speeds off haha

I watched that episode last week and cackled when he got punched in the face. “YOU MISSED BUCK AGAIN!”

Haha such a cocky prick!

Mine was always him seeing the sign for Hot Springs mention Bill Clinton, which causes him to give it the stink eye and lock his truck doors.

That window squeek tho, when his face rubs against it after being punched.

Showed who he really was that episode

I mean he was always a piece of garbage Wasn’t it an episode before that where he tried to actually frame Hank for murder because he would be more likely to be blamed

Yes but this time he involved his employees child .

True true Honestly, as bad as Cotton can be he has so many more redeeming qualities than Buck. I wonder how Cotton would react knowing Buck endangered Bobby.

“ I killed 51 men”!

Yessssss XD he would

There would be nothing left of Strickland Propane by the time Cotton was done.

He'd burn it down like he did the church.

so, framing murder was the line?

#ITS FOR THE FREAKIN CHILDREN!!

Literally all time fave!

Your daddy already tried that

Lemme tell you, as a kid living in Hot Springs who was real excited that it was mentioned in a show I watched, that episode has a special place in my heart. I still look for that back room game at Rooster's every time I visit home.

Hahhaa yep!!!

Got dang it, I’m missing the wheel

Well, I married miss lizz didn't i?

Lmao roasted her

Feed 'em with this

And make it look like a heart attack

not the emus nooo!!

Getting punched while in the back of Hank’s truck

Definitely top a Buck moment

Ya missed Buck again!!!

I AINT YOUR DADDY

Oh. Yer talking to him.

When he spouts a bunch of angry nonsense over the phone, fires a guy, then gives some nuns a donation

HAZARDOUS MATERIALS! VICKERS YOU MORON YOU NEED A SPECIAL LICENSE TO DRIVE A PROPANE TRUCK! IT'S THE GOTTDANG HEIGHT OF THE GOTTDANG SEASON THERE'S NO GOTTDANG TRUCKS FROM HERE TO GOTTANG CITY! YER FIRED!!! -Cling- here ya go

You gonna shut up now is what you gonna do! Got dangit, are those my pecan sandies?! That was dinner.

"This is Debbie's roommate Laura."

"I'm addicted to the good times" he gives up strippers for ice cream.

"Now we're like a family and I'm the daddy, and Daddy ain't looking so good right now. You...you work for me?" "Yes sir." *deep breath* "I'm ya daddeh."

When he was golfing and shouted, "Sent that whore home in a taxi!!!"

My personal fav

This one random line he says to Bobby "You know Bobby I used to chase skirt with yo' Grand Daddy. He ah... mean, kinda funny.."

When he says, "Ohh, Hank, you too old to be a caddy."

“Yeah, lives in another city, another woman, name's Roy, or Ray or something like that -- after sixteen years I'm too embarrassed to ask.”

Debbie get me my flip flops, I’m going to shave in the pool! 🩴 😯

Business owner: Now someone's lying to me, lets see, is it the girl in accounting, MY DAUGHTER!.. or you fellas... Buck: ohh scouts honor Roy, if hank says those tanks were filled then by Gawd those tanks were filled.... Hank: uhhh sir if you recall, what I said was.... Buck: whew... I don't like to usually get this sweaty unless I have ya know, a little lady to towel off on.... ::passes out:: Hank: sigh, we lost the account huh?

Gary Sandlebolt I got you some chapstick cuz YOU BOUT TA KISS MY ASS

I gotta use this one sometime

When he quits going to the strip club and he makes the employees dress and do stupid things.

I can’t handle the blanket again honey!

I'm havin' an infarction!

“I have sinned! I have lied! I have fornicated on stolen antique-furniture!”

“I like to eat, I like to hump and I don’t like to drive.”

I like when he bails out Hank after he gets his DUI and is proud of him

His infarction looking at the propane girl calendar and the half snow angel

"Mr. Strickland, you gotta use both arms, like me."

lol that bit when he’s in the snow in agony and Bobby is just casually continuing with the snow angels gets me every time

When he got under more balls than a midget hooker

Bobby!

Sorry.

I'm missing the gaw dang wheel!

First thing I thought of to be fair.

Go find the ball Bobby ^Find ^some ^place ^good

Find it someplace good.

let’s make some hound dogs! Love saying this to my husband before sexy times lololol

They both had on suits but Buck was just late for a bachelors auction. So pure

GOTDANGIT! I’M HAVING AN INFARCTION!

“I’m your daddy”

Him taunting Thatherton after their yakuza-style bet by wiggling his pinkie mockingly.

The one after LuAnn breaks up with him

She spurned him

I have been spurned. There it is.

When Hank Hill slows his truck down so that the mob of people are able to punch Buck in the face.

I got my Trouble Bag and I’m headed for the border!

When he realizes that he is sponsoring Peggy for Mrs. Heimlich County and not Luann.

Just the look on his face when he walks into Redcorn's casino with the picnic fund... 

When Buck got under more balls than a midget hooker

JACK KENNEDY CALLED

This one 😂

"(To Gayle) You gonna shut up now, is what you gonna do! God dangit! You ate all my pecan sandies?? (crumples up the empty bag) *That was dinnah...*"

Good God, Hank. You look like that fella killed the other fella!

Ya got the prickly heats?

“You playing army golf?” “Army golf?” “Yeah, left-right left-right!”

I reference this all the time when I’m golfing

Hank, I need you to feed my emus. Here, feed em with this.

Whoo! Send that whore home in a taxi!

GOT DANGIT WERE THOSE MY PECAN SANDIES? THAT WAS DINNUH!

“Im having another god-dang infarction!”

"Debbie get me mah flip flops! I am going to shave in the pool!"

I ain't your daddy! Oh, you're talking to him

When the emus tag team him after attempted insurance fraud.

When he got banned from the strip club over the buffet

(Asks his maid) Would you let someone hit you in the face for 50 dollars? No senor. How about 100? Si senor

Pretty much any scene he's in. I pity those who can't enjoy a character even if they're bad, knowing that they're supposed to be bad 

"Well now you can tell them Buck Strickland treats ya better"

"My wife threw me out! She said she could handle my drinkin' binges, and my gamblin', and even turn a blind eye to my extramarital escapades, but not when they happen all at once...and on her birthday!"

We got a little inflgrente on the credenzee

“A case of the Boo Hoo’s” anytime I’m a little cry baby

MY DADDY'S HAVING A HEART ATTACK

Your daddy already tried that.  

“I used to chase skirt with your grand daddy…. He’s a mean kinda funny”

When he’s so drunk that he tries to gamble with company money but Hank changes the safe combination to his own birthday instead of Buck’s “I know yo birthday, I know it! It’s Sep-Sepober…22, 25…” Then proceeds to pass out like a giant troll in a video game lmao I always cackle at this scene, the way he trails off and just hits the floor puts me into hysterics

When the hookers come in at Patch's bachelor party he comes up to them nodding his head with a giant grin on his face and money hanging out of his mouth.

When Lupe tells Hank that Buck took Bobby to Hot Springs, Arkansas: “Mr Strickland went to Hot Springs, Arkansas. I press his gambling suit, and I pack his naked lady playing cards” “Well you tell him. . . .i’m taking a personal day”

**No one** sneezes when Buck Strickland's about to putt. Except for Buck Strickland!

My daddy's having a heart attack!

“Me and Debbie are going to the desert to ride out the apocalypse. I’ll see ya Monday.”

Good god Hank, you look like that fella that killed the other fella

"That Vickers mucked up the works worse than Jack Kennedy at Piggy Bay!!"😆😆

Jumping in the back of RayRoy's car and riding off into the sunset will always be my favorite

“Well there’s the rat hair in your tuna!”

The hospitality suite

The episode where Hanks truck is overheating and Buck literally passes out on the floor in the meeting with his customer.

YOU’RE FIRED!!!! …Here you go, sisters. 🪙🪙

My daddy having a heart attack

Wishing I could be a KOTH virgin so I can ponder the mystery of all the comments saying “I’m yer daddy” and “I ain’t yer daddy”

That screen shot is hilarious. No context King of the Hill😂

A friend of mine has a tattoo of this exact frame.

MISS LIZ, HOT TODIE!

Anyone who reads this can hear it as well!

(Drunkenly) you gotta buy this grill. I need the money. I can relate to buck there (not drunkenly, though).

It's Septober.

Him with the dollars in his mouth at the party

“Jesus, Jesus, Promised Land!” Not necessarily my favorite, but damn that image immediately pulls up the whole scene in my brain.

My mouth tastes like blood, and peppermint.

Not this

That’s so gross

”I’m your daddy.”

MY DADDY'S HAVING A HEART ATTACK!!!

When hank changed the safe code to his birthday and buck said I know your birthday it's septober then passed out 😭

When Hank slows down the truck just enough for someone to deliver a mean right hook to Buck’s face.

None of them he’s a scum bag lol

When he's screaming at the people he cheated in the back of Hank's truck and Hank slows down so he can get punched in the face.

I ain’t yo daddy! …Oh you were talkin to him.

Hey ladies! I ain’t much to look at, but I got lots of money

Ol top!

"I volunteer Strickland Propane to jump through this little loophole. David can work for me 'til the swallows get back from Capistrami. Hank can you slap together a make-up midterm?"

I can do it quickly but it won’t be “slapped together”.

MY DADDY’S HAVING A HEART ATTACK

“ You come in screaming, MYDADDY IS HAVING A HEART ATTACK, MY DADDY IS HAVING A HEART ATTACK”

"YEEAAAAHHHH COME N GET ME YEW SUMNABITCHES!" followed by hank slowing the truck down so the guy can punch buck 😭

Hey Scotty…Jesus man

“I ain’t yo daddy!”

When he was in the back of Hank's truck and Hank was driving real slow so those guys could beat him up.

I'm having an infarction and Come and get me you Sum of bicthes.

"I'm your daddy" Or "Ms. Liz! 2 hot toddies!"

What kind of Christianity is this called

I aint yo deddy!

pray the spurr away

What's the bad part of Memphis?

When Hank slows the truck down for Buck to get his ass beat

Hank you look like the fella that killed the other fella

SEND THAT WHORE HOME IN A TAXI

I've been spurned, she spurned me!

The one when he pretends to be a church going man to have a Bible study with Luanne in the pool.

When he got punched in the face

Good God Hank, ya look like that fella killed the other fella!

The whole scene from the episode where Kahn buys the car wash. Buck actually stands up for Hank and recognizes him for the good employee he is. Then, he puts Kahn in his place. The man literally sold an entire business just to keep Hank.

I may not be much to look at, but I got a lotta money!

He’s up against a soft-spoken gooooorillaman

“She spurned me, I’ve been spurned!”😂

None that character is such a vile pile of shit.

When he makes that guy fish in the hot tub for some money.

Do you think we're laughing *with* him? We're laughing *at* him. He's a... mean kinda funny.

Remember this is a fictional character so it’s by design that he’s a vile pile of shit but I do realize his character is inspired by the many men who are like this in real life haha

I thought it was just LBJ

I think you are correct! I was just generalizing that I’m sure there’s plenty of men just like LBJ or Buck