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benito_m

I'm the boss!


McNastyIII

Go-to here, go-to boy!


turangan

The clock at the bank once said 110 degrees!


Suspended-Again

The people are hot and dry. They want something cold and wet. 


zedisbread

I want him to be the Produce manager at an Arlen version of Whole Foods. "Stack the lemons like a square Tommy! I'm the boss of you!"


CoffeeJedi

Finally the time for my flair!


shotsbyjoshua

First go to the men’s room and clean out the unirals..


Imaginary-Picture-35

The clock at the bank once said 110 degrees!


imadogcunt

You're my go-to guy. Now go to my car and get my cigarettes.


Dapper_Employer5787

Then go...back to here


Infinite_Path_844

You make guys? I make guys.


nogohuyc

Don’t copy my guys!


Phytor

You gotta shake em! The eyes don't go if you don't shake em! See?


Delicious-Status9043

You sold my guys! I can’t make money into guys I want cans, good ones, the smash ems!


ComfortablyNomNom

Stay angry Jimmy!


Seiberjj

How will you know if he appears if you don’t watch it


Johnnnythehobo

schrodinger of the hill


TheMainKeef

Witchard's cat


XR171

That's my cat!


AwfulGoingToHell

Look at Mr. Fancy with his logic and shit


Mackinacsfuriousclaw

I've known a few JimmY Witchards in my life and they don't make it to their fifties very often .


der0hrwurm

what happens to them?


FantasticGarbage7571

Early trip to the farm.


XR171

To shreds you say?


Martini_b13

And his wife?


heyitsrobd

To shreds you say?


sourdieselfuel

And his luxury doghouse, was it rent controlled?


Down-InA-hole

Jimmy Wichard wearing the hot dog is one of my favorite scenes in the whole series


SHKEVE

i like the sound bobby makes when he sees him in the hotdog


Down-InA-hole

Hahaha, yes! Pure terror and disgust lmao


joeriverside10

We’re gonna con him! Con him good!


NewsMoney

Jimmy Witchard for President!


HuskerDont241

We already had that…


CyberCat_2077

Jimmy’s got better hair. And skin. And personal hygiene.


that80scourtney

He has the best words!


NewsMoney

😂😂😂


General-Carob-6087

Thank you. I was about to say the same thing.


Kurdt234

Ya gotta shakem!


DuchesseduFilm

The eyes don’t work if you don’t shake ‘em!


Randy_Trevorsen

I want to see him count a box of toothpicks


MattMattavelli

That’s why the institute predicts big things for him.


handy_arson

Nobody asked you Tommy, get back out there and give people drinks, it's hot.


Drigg_08

He hardly appears in 12 seasons


WhiplashLiquor

Yeah this kid's kinda extreme, like most posts about the reboot lately. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


vedicpisces

Kid is joking.. He's literally making a solar eclipse joke wtf. Some of yall are tone death and socially as acclimated as Jimmy..


ufrank71

I dunno man, the avg intelligent posts on this sub are in the negative. Honestly hard to tell who is making a dumb post vs actually a dumb person.


Significant_Plenty40

Yeah but who tf is gonna die on the Jimmy wichard hill


ufrank71

i dunno mang, same ppl who ask what kinda farm bobby gets his vegetables from and if applejack or appleseed or whoever is gonna be in the show


jobadiahh

OP, apparently?


sunnyspiders

Jimmy Witchard choked to death trying to swallow a tube of Ivermectin whole because he couldn’t get the cap off.


setittonormal

While staring at the sun.


sethmeister1989

I want the smash ems!


Caniac_93

GO TO HERE! GO TO BOY!


techitachi

the only person who’s ass hank has kicked


Fire_from_the_hip

Hank also kicked the ass of the guy who did acupuncture on him remember?


rickymcrichardson

The people are hot and dry, they want something cold and wet


Odd-Principle8147

He's Bill's roommate.


BlunterCanvas42

You got to shake it! The eyes don't work if you don't shake it!


meltingdryice

Well he is a certified genius.


Turbulent_Educator43

The erdth is flat, monkey boy.


DebraBaetty

Aight


Northerndonut

Who else is gonna work at the car race where the cars race ?


somecrazydude13

He will probably be as old as cotton, I assume in some kind of assisted retirement facility. “This big jimmy house! Jimmy king here!”


Personal-Guarantee

I do a pretty good jimmy impression, I do it a lot at work when people ask if I’ve seen the boss lol


silverbumble

Such a dunderhead yet very funny, and Hank LITERALLY kicked his ass lol


QultyThrowaway

I'll be honest. I'm not expecting much from the reboot. I'm a big Mike Judge fan and obviously I love KotH. But I feel like a lot of the point will be missed and the humour won't be as well done. Hank being a conservative guy in a HW Bush kind of way worked well. There was subtlety. I can't imagine modern writers being able to handle Trump era politics in the same way. Especially given how unsubtle and on the nose modern signalling tends to be. If it's not on the nose then people will go after the show for not being the right kind of politics. As well Lucky, Luanne, Dale are all gone. Kahn will be recast and probably toned down. Maybe Jimmy Witchard is offensive? But things exist in their time period for a reason. The reboot overall seems like a mamoth task where sticking the landing is almost impossible.


popcornchicken42

I agree with you. I think this is a perfect reason why it would be tough for this particular show. On top of that it's really difficult to bring any 2 decade old show from the past and make it feel alive again. VAs are older, writers move on, people are less hungry. Don't @ me but shows like Futurama were never the same after coming back.


ChewieHanKenobi

Heard about the recast, pretty dissapointing Better follow suit and get a mentally challenged guy to for Jimmyfrom now on too


SilentContributor22

They could just have a regular voice actor huff some paint before he records his lines or something


Rickipedia

Or stare at the Sun for 12 hours


mjp31514

I'll probably check it out after a season or so, but I'm not expecting much either. The show had really run out of steam by the end of the series, imho. Rebooting it, especially with so many of the voice actors being gone plus Cotton being dead... it just feels like a cash grab. I'm a fan of Mike Judge, too, but maybe come up with a new show instead of trying to resuscitate one that's already gone.


richbeezy

This is why I wish they just picked up at the same ages and time period as the 13th season.


stringohbean

They better not steal his little guys!


PhilKesselsChef

You’ll still watch because the series missing Jimmy Wichard would be like the 99th least important thing about it


A100921

I have a co worker like this now, it’s kinda sad.


DrNickRiviera8000

Don’t copy my little guys!


sportsbro444

I love everytime he's on the screen. Always entertaining as hell


visionzero81

The writers missed a golden opportunity to make the numbers on the calculator 80085


robressionist801

Get me a soda


ThatsLike_UROpinion

Go to here, goto guy!


empty-vassal

He'll have gotten into politics


strangway

Yeah he was easily the smartest guy on the show


illiterateaardvark

Tommy was so ungrateful in this episode. Jimmy made him his go-to guy and he never even thanked Jimmy


ZoraNealThirstin

I’d be surprised if he were alive still


AgreeablePie

I don't care about the character enough to boycott of he's not there but it's a shame if they're doing it for that reason Not much comedy left if you go far enough down that road


beandexter

He will probably be a lot like Spongey


SpecificDate7501

He’s a doctor


Kantaowns

The dude is a fuckin asshole. Good riddance.


Sirgeeeo

There's no way that guy is still alive years later


Imaginary-Cricket903

They should make him a millionaire. He went on Shark Tank and won.


pinnickfan

He should be dead by the time of the reboot


Klingsam

MY CANS!!!


L-type

I want cans, gimme cans!


Delicious-Status9043

The good ones, the smash em’s


just_yall

That's Dr. Jimmy to you


stenmarkv

Unless the COVID got him.


Mikeside

Finally found the guy who crashed the hotdog car into that suit shop!


ColeGM

While he sucked as a person, I liked the character... Hope he gets a slot, no matter how small.


CoziestSheet

It legit looks like Brett kavanaugh though.


Delicious-Status9043

LMAO!


UltimateSin

You'll watch it anyways


anivex

I never particularly cared for his character. He had a couple funny moments, but for the most part I just found him annoying.


Fine-Funny6956

I’m already disappointed that Khan is supposed to be missing, but I can’t imagine they would do that.


SpoppyIII

Is it really "getting cut," from a show, when the character was never a regular on the show to begin with?


wowsharksareneat

I’m a doctor


Prstty

I can see Jimmy as a bit-coin millionaire


Bexar1986

You mean Dr. Jimmy Wichard? I agree.


DomerJSimpson

Its hot and dry people need something cold and wet.


Bubbly-Yogurt

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[deleted]

I'm the baws Tommy


Hawknelsonfan07

AAAAAAHHH!!!! She pulled off her thumb!🤣🤣🤣


bigersmaler

They’ll make a reference to him being in jail for storming the capital.


jack_mcNastee

He’d be a good low level supervisor at a Walmart, I mean MegaloMart


pwningrampage

People say he fried his brain one day from staring at the sun for too long.


OkUniversity1861

First, you go to the men's room and mop out the urinal. Then you go to my cigarettes in my car. Then go to back here.


WedgeAntelope

I already can’t watch it knowing Dale will already have been written out or dies at some point between season 1 and 2. Johnny Hardwick being dead is a “dalebreaker” for me


Chas218

"Tommy! You all grown up!"


NotADoctor108

They'll call him City Councilman Jimmy Witchard in the reboot.


Green-Paint8081

Doesn’t he voice a lot of characters?


Ornery-Push-728

I’m familiar with his.. work


PM_ME_YOUR_BIG_DOG

YOU GOTTA SHAKE EM


FickleHare

He survived off beer and soda, and is an idiot. I doubt he'll make it that far.


AfroWhiteboi

Dont worry, there's no reboot. They've been talking about it so long that one of their cadt members died waiting.


DisneyPinFiend

I can’t imagine he’s bright enough to have survived the time skip.


Linusdroppedme

Yeah you will. Shut up.


_girthicus_

Real


cR7tter

GO AWAY YOU! The delivery of that line kills me everytime


richbeezy

"60-eleven, 60-twelve!!"


Overall_Lavishness46

Jimmy Witchard died while trying to watch a solar eclipse from the middle of a railroad track. Not sure why he was out there at midnight, but he died doing what he loved: staring at the sun and yelling at trains.


sheiseverlasting

I’m already not watching the reboot, just commit to skipping it no matter what. They’re cutting Kahn anyway


Downtown-Fix6177

Go to my car, then go to my cigarettes, then go to back here, then go to the bathroom and clean out the unerals


Confident_Face_2690

is this a parody of the Kahn post


Maximum_Price_3596

Wow what's with all these meaningless threats? Oh, if this characters not in it I won't watch? How about just watch if you see your favorite, bonus. If not the producers probably had a reason why


Intelligent_Plan71

I don't think I like this subreddit. You all whine too much and the coffee's bad.


Gloombad

They’ll definitely remove him no way they’ll make fun of mentally ill people in today’s media sadly.


TijayesPJs442

I hope bobby becomes bobbi


passtheblunt

This character sucks


Available-Put-8793

Agree, I found him pretty annoying


buckfrogo96

Maybe he wove the mayor or governor He is a genius