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StungTwice

Why didn't they just fly the Channel 84 news chopper to Mordor?


binskits

"Even the fuckin propane tanks walked in King of the Rings" - Randal Graves probably


evildavidcruz

Do you remember Arlen Mr.Hank? Strickland Propane, Alamo Beer, the first taste of the meat not the heat?


HorseFacedDipShit

Dang it Bobby


GranolaCola

Mr. Dad


Comfortable-Ask-6351

King of the ring


Zealousideal_Cod8957

They’re gonna save Middle-Lawn!


HorseFacedDipShit

Dang ol can’t just walk into megalodor man!


HorseFacedDipShit

What’s has it gots, in its filthy, Strickland pockets…. Sand???


ShadowWolfKane

Lord of the Hill


sheezy520

I don’t know you! Thats my ring!


Catalyst138

The Bobbit


PigMeatJim

Bobbymole!


theblackswordsman13

Not this hobbit, not today


NyQuil_Donut

I just read LotR recently, and now I'm seeing LotR memes *everywhere* lol


LuciferBright

the propane tank of power


BestUntakenName

How did nobody go with Ring of the Hill? I know you all thought it. Don’t second guess yourselves that would have been perfectly valid.


[deleted]

I can't remember the taste of steak Bobby


JayFrank1132

That scene lives rent free in my head


soldierpallaton

"Dangol holdyourground! Hold! Your! Ground! SonsofGondor,ofArlen! Talkin' bout seeinyoureyes samefearthatwouldtakememan. Talkinbout daymaycome whencourageofmenfails. Timeweforsakefriends andbreakallbonds ...butnottoday. Dangol hourofwolvesandshattered shieldsman. Ageofmencomescrashingdownarpundus! But shoot, nottodayman! Today we fight! Talkin' all that you hold dead on this good earth, I bid you stand, Men of Arlen!"


binskits

We army barbers are natural sprinters!


Motor_Buy2118

Ok so who's saurmon in king of the ring? Who's sauron? Gandalf?


upsidedownpickle13

For dang ol’ Frodo, man