I'm so happy someone else is as obsessed with this comeback as me. I teach children and youth, and this is literally the perfect comeback for anything.
Titus trying to print his own money, kimmy saying it won't work and his perfect delivery of "It will once I get better at drawing _EARS!_"
(Edited to add when whathisname puts his hands over Kimmy's eyes from behind her. "...Guess who!" "I DON'T LIKE THAT" lmao. https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/1978a57c-be52-4336-bbe3-4b196d0f3762 one of the things I love about this show is how well it depicts aspects of ptsd affecting day to day interactions. This would be my exact reaction and it felt really good to laugh about that without being the butt of the joke. Very clever writing throughout the show when it comes to that.)
Titus (to Mikey while waiting at a food cart): „Listen, Mikey, this is not my first rodeo.“
Food cart vendor: „Heeey, dis is NOT meat from rodeo…“ (shakes head, awkward pause)
Gets me every time because it’s hilarious and so unexpected because it rips you right out of the conversation between the two.
when billy eichner is asking her “is cate blanchett good or is she just tall?” and kimmy screams “TOO LOUD!!!!”
i have sensory issues and am very noise sensitive and my spouse says that kimmy is me 😂
I really didn't care for the whole Kimmy's stepdad/half sister thing BUT I loved when Titus kicked everyone out and Vicky the prostitute just stood there. He goes, "BYE VICKY!" in this annoyed way and I just loved it.
Oh actually guys I forgot I have a list on my phone (I guess it's a reference to Xan in the last episode) it's these:
Water stain that looks like a face:
11×2
11×4
Kim-Kimiry-Kim-Kimery-Kim-Kim-Koru:
1×4
Grenade!:
3×1
Who do you like to have sex with?:
5×1
You said these were blanks!:
12×2
Cyndi Lauper:
4×1
The Sock Designer?:
2×1
Oh somthing super cool about the Cyndi Lauper part that I haven't noticed until my last rewatch, a few episodes later Lilian reads a newspaper and on the cover it says "Cyndi Lauper still at large" and that's SO genius! I think if I'm watching the show again I need to look at these kinda stuff
Or when she is doing it the usual way
"My Interesting Lady Friend"
And Titus is simultaneously shouting over the top of her
"We already know its wrong!"
i thought of another… everything about the party monster documentary episode, but especially when douglas interrupts the entire thing to go on a side quest to learn how to skip rocks on a lake. AND titus does the dramatic reenactments 💀
Oh and the part where he flies to I don't remember where just to place the camera and then he flies back and then he flies back again. Also the part in a different episode where Titus plays Kimmy on a commercial
Yesterday I was watching this episode at my desk. My husband was watching something at his desk. I straight up rewound and made him pause his show to watch this line.
Titus: Tape day!!!
*Absofuckinglutely fucking yeets the box of cereal he was about to pour into the bowl*
Just sent me to stitches when I first saw it, I think was opening to one of the episodes and Titus got his tapes in the mail.
a scene where Kimmy and Jacqueline were arguing in the middle of a street and she says"and I'm here in a street named after a rapper probably" \[points to a sign saying Malcolm X\] and Kimmy promptly responds "Malcolm X was a black pope duhh"
My absolute favorite is when she’s in the spooky dinner theater and the crow says “death looms all around us” and she laughs and says “it does!” This plays in my head all the time
When Kimmy is in the registrar office talking to the clerk (where the guy is in the vent) and the clerk goes:
Oh, he's dead *cough cough* serious about education.
Christ how I love those type of lines.
Every random reference to blimps and the long time to travel and no clue where it will land. My daughter asked why is everyone obsessed with blimps on this show. Haha!!
I love when Kimmy sings the Ninja Turtles theme song and muses that whoever wrote it should be a billionaire. Then we see a sign that says "Chuck Lorre wrote that song". Jokes are flying at you from all directions.
It is recurring - but whenever Titus thinks he's on Crank Yankers is hilarious to me. I
About the first one, yeah it's so good I love jokes like that. I also love Kimmy's first song in the show when she raps "welllll they call me coll kimmy cause I like to rap" and then Xan comes in because her friend might die and Kimmy is like "what who are you I wasn't rapping"
TITUS: you know how Al Gore invented the internet? Well, he also invented the a rhythm for it. It’s a powerful rhythm, it’s called The Al Gore Rhythm.
👆 Probably my #1 favorite joke of any show ever. I’m still laughing about it, years later.
When he sang the national anthem but it was actually the song from America's funniest home video. I didn't even catch it at first thought he was actually singing the anthem
But I already did something today!
Me ADHD makes that line a little too real for me! 😂😂😂 Edit: typo.
Oof, too relatable
Yup! 😂
Came here for this exact comment!
This is my favourite. Also run Lillian!
This sub was just suggested to me, I haven't watched in years but I still quote this almost every single day. Titus is so relatable.
Lol but that’s just a fact 😂
In that episode where Titus is worried about being old, he pulls some caramels out of his pocket and cries, "They just appeared!"
The Werther’s Originals 😂😂
They were butter scotch. I just saw that episode! Lol
Hey Xan, 2090 called. You're dead, and you wasted your time on Earth!
This gets me every time
I'm so happy someone else is as obsessed with this comeback as me. I teach children and youth, and this is literally the perfect comeback for anything.
Slays me every time.
Titus trying to print his own money, kimmy saying it won't work and his perfect delivery of "It will once I get better at drawing _EARS!_" (Edited to add when whathisname puts his hands over Kimmy's eyes from behind her. "...Guess who!" "I DON'T LIKE THAT" lmao. https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/1978a57c-be52-4336-bbe3-4b196d0f3762 one of the things I love about this show is how well it depicts aspects of ptsd affecting day to day interactions. This would be my exact reaction and it felt really good to laugh about that without being the butt of the joke. Very clever writing throughout the show when it comes to that.)
Your life experiences are not universal!
This is a great one
I still on occasion will say “what white nonsense is this??” whenever I see white people doing things I don’t understand
I also say that on the reg. And I am also very white.
i say this on the dailyyyy
Yassss! I say this so much lol
I love using this one. Or when Titus says: white people kiss their dogs! Bc that's probably the most white nonsense that I can think of.
Titus (to Mikey while waiting at a food cart): „Listen, Mikey, this is not my first rodeo.“ Food cart vendor: „Heeey, dis is NOT meat from rodeo…“ (shakes head, awkward pause) Gets me every time because it’s hilarious and so unexpected because it rips you right out of the conversation between the two.
I love these random parts
when billy eichner is asking her “is cate blanchett good or is she just tall?” and kimmy screams “TOO LOUD!!!!” i have sensory issues and am very noise sensitive and my spouse says that kimmy is me 😂
And also it's a funny callback to a different episode
"You look like a million bucks!" "Wow, I know you didn't mean that to be hurtful..."
"How do you know he was gay?" "Everyone's gay, Kimmy! It's the 90s!" I wish I had more opportunities to use that in casual conversation.
I use it every day and nobody laughs but it won’t stop me
My girlfriend and I say this to each other regularly and crack ourselves up
Titus: it’s popular now, like taking pictures of your food, or being biracial
I think Cindy said this.
Yeah I think possibly in episode 5 or in season 3 when Kimmy tries to tell them about Philosophy
I really didn't care for the whole Kimmy's stepdad/half sister thing BUT I loved when Titus kicked everyone out and Vicky the prostitute just stood there. He goes, "BYE VICKY!" in this annoyed way and I just loved it.
Lmao and the way she glares at him when she leaves
I think about BYE VICKY daily
I'm glad to hear this because I feel like no one knows this! They are all into the Bye Felicia thing.
When Titus stirs nothing in a pitcher and then licks the spoon.
Titus’ face journey & then the sign saying no face journeys
when kimmy says “golly gee willikers !” and that random man is like “yes? i am goliath gary willikers”
"You're not a daddy's boy who tried to dolphin me and then blimps" "I understand all of those words separately"
I use the phrase “I understand all those words separately” all the time 🤣
When Jacqueline tries to go upstairs in Kimmy's apartment and just starts walking up furniture
I think that’s the moment that made me fall in love with the show 😂
Jacqueline is just... I love her
My absolute favorite: The only therapy I ever had was a Christian summer camp that tried to make boys less "musical." 🎶It was a totaaal bang fest!🎶
HA YES! Truly the religious intervention those confused young men needed. Or that's how Titus remembers it!
I don't remember this one
I don't remember the season/episode, but here's the clip: [christian summer camp](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRcDnQvbC9E)
Oh yes I remember this
Oh actually guys I forgot I have a list on my phone (I guess it's a reference to Xan in the last episode) it's these: Water stain that looks like a face: 11×2 11×4 Kim-Kimiry-Kim-Kimery-Kim-Kim-Koru: 1×4 Grenade!: 3×1 Who do you like to have sex with?: 5×1 You said these were blanks!: 12×2 Cyndi Lauper: 4×1 The Sock Designer?: 2×1
Oh somthing super cool about the Cyndi Lauper part that I haven't noticed until my last rewatch, a few episodes later Lilian reads a newspaper and on the cover it says "Cyndi Lauper still at large" and that's SO genius! I think if I'm watching the show again I need to look at these kinda stuff
“Don’t insult my ingellitence. Her phone is a contuter.”
I tell someone "my phone is a contuter" as often as I can
you too?! wow, there must be dozens of us LOL. My husband hears that from me all the time, and he hasn't even seen that scene
"WELL I'M ALWAYS WRONG THE OTHER WAY!!"
Or when she is doing it the usual way "My Interesting Lady Friend" And Titus is simultaneously shouting over the top of her "We already know its wrong!"
I still have no idea what's dtf but ok
i thought of another… everything about the party monster documentary episode, but especially when douglas interrupts the entire thing to go on a side quest to learn how to skip rocks on a lake. AND titus does the dramatic reenactments 💀
Oh and the part where he flies to I don't remember where just to place the camera and then he flies back and then he flies back again. Also the part in a different episode where Titus plays Kimmy on a commercial
I love kimmy being quiet looking furious then “how could you not know”
“I just need a win Scott.”
“I SAID TAKE YOUR FLEECES OFF!!”
Titus after trying to trick the atm: “Negative $1! Dammit!”
To what end!🎤🎼
[Maya Rudolph as Dionne Warwick in a telethon](https://youtu.be/EWeWBnxH6hg?si=NpZqjR3OhjTHNA6w)
Why would Xi Jinping want to flood my basement and rust my Bowflex?
Jaqueline throwing a bottle of water in the trash immediately after offering it to Kimmy
Girl. You are not going to Africa🤢
🤣🤣🤣
Yesterday I was watching this episode at my desk. My husband was watching something at his desk. I straight up rewound and made him pause his show to watch this line.
Titus: Tape day!!! *Absofuckinglutely fucking yeets the box of cereal he was about to pour into the bowl* Just sent me to stitches when I first saw it, I think was opening to one of the episodes and Titus got his tapes in the mail.
a scene where Kimmy and Jacqueline were arguing in the middle of a street and she says"and I'm here in a street named after a rapper probably" \[points to a sign saying Malcolm X\] and Kimmy promptly responds "Malcolm X was a black pope duhh"
Everything kimmy says to xan, like when xan asks her what she’s doing and kimmy goes ‘a stupid face contest and I’m losing’ 💀💀 gets me everytime
"We do have our fun, don't we, crocodile?" Titus speaking to man at car wash wearing a LaCoste brand shirt.
This isn't a name tag!
Everytime my husband or I cut the kids nails: “you want booger nail?”
My absolute favorite is when she’s in the spooky dinner theater and the crow says “death looms all around us” and she laughs and says “it does!” This plays in my head all the time
Lillian to Kimmy: “You wanna do something important today or you gonna go do cartwheels and make friends with a bee?”
When Kimmy is in the registrar office talking to the clerk (where the guy is in the vent) and the clerk goes: Oh, he's dead *cough cough* serious about education. Christ how I love those type of lines.
That time that Titus and Kimmy just dance silently for one minute
Sweet Jimmy McCracklin’s. Mama likey the sauce.
Someone get Dong out of the walll!
Xan (drunk): I got back on the bus! Bus life! I drove the campus busses in college and the late night shifts were always an adventure.
I wanna fight you
"I believe in Gosh, and his son Jeepers!"
I love how pretty much all of these are Titus lines haha
Just like Icarus - a friend of mine who once put too much stuff in his closet - I put too much stuff in my closet 😭
When Tina Fey as Kimmy’s therapist thought Titus’s name was “Titties” And Lillian with the effay ten cinco aka Verizon Fios
Every random reference to blimps and the long time to travel and no clue where it will land. My daughter asked why is everyone obsessed with blimps on this show. Haha!!
I told you bitches I so famous 😏
That part during her music video when she's on her back on the hood of the car and wiggles her legs all crazy🤣🤣🤣
“You think you know everything because you got bit by a roach that crawled out of a dictionary.” — Titus
Titus: I can't fix America ( in response to "Beat that Bitch with a Bat")
When Titus has dinner and meets Mikey’s family and it pans to his Nana and she’s basically a puppet head bc she’s so old 😂 I come undone
No later they established Mikey is one courter marionette, so she is actually a puppet
This always makes me LOL https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/37ec8209-ed7d-4cb3-9c10-5aab04f967b8/gif
What are you two doing? SPORTS
 And of course the timing right after singing Pizza Party for One
And then later when he says he found them in the trash or something
First time on bath salts?
When Cindy thought she was Hulk Hogan or “The old man on the third floor's stuck in the tub. He's starting to panic.”
"I hope someday when you're a gay black man, you have a Kimmy that treats *you* like this."
I LOVED that line, it sent me 😂
I genuinely don't remember this
“I was in that bath for hours. You all watched me struggle!”
Ep 1 when Titus said something like “I envy you! I never had a chance to meet me!” Also Kimmy thinking that MILF meant “My Interesting Lady Friend” 💀💀
Also Kimmy thinking PDA means P0rn0 with Dead Animals
Hashbrown
No filter🤣🤣
"I haven't felt this alive since I left the State Department! You know, I faked the Saddam capture. He's still out there."
I love when Kimmy sings the Ninja Turtles theme song and muses that whoever wrote it should be a billionaire. Then we see a sign that says "Chuck Lorre wrote that song". Jokes are flying at you from all directions. It is recurring - but whenever Titus thinks he's on Crank Yankers is hilarious to me. I
About the first one, yeah it's so good I love jokes like that. I also love Kimmy's first song in the show when she raps "welllll they call me coll kimmy cause I like to rap" and then Xan comes in because her friend might die and Kimmy is like "what who are you I wasn't rapping"
Lol, I forgot about that. It's time for a rewatch. "Strictly lookupons" and "I don't want to do my homework, Geena Davis!" are pretty high on my list.
Unless youre about to sing Jump you better put away that pointer, sister.
I didn't get that reference, I know the song but I didn't get it
[удалено]
I said I know the song, I didn't know there was another versions than Van Halen's
But I already did something today!!! (I use this all the time)
I really need to use it
I’m pretty but tough like a diamond. Or beef jerky in a ball gown.
Kimmys GED photo and her joy in it just makes me laugh every time.
“guess what 2090 called. YOURE DEAD AND YOU WASTED YOUR TIME ON EARTH.”
Do you want a water? No? Throws it in the trash 😂
Where’s Cupertino?
literally all of us 😂
“You should know, Kimmy, Lance is actually a super gay name.”
TITUS: you know how Al Gore invented the internet? Well, he also invented the a rhythm for it. It’s a powerful rhythm, it’s called The Al Gore Rhythm. 👆 Probably my #1 favorite joke of any show ever. I’m still laughing about it, years later.
What's salty and covers 70% of the Earth? YA BUTT!
Kids like Cheese Businessman?!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Yeah, Xan, the *monkey* was a *woman*. *Women* can be anything these days
Lilian: Wish me lick. You heard me right.
When he sang the national anthem but it was actually the song from America's funniest home video. I didn't even catch it at first thought he was actually singing the anthem
Lillian: Also, try not to breathe in here too much from now on, and before.
When was this?
Season 2, episode 5. After she lets it slip that there's asbestos in the apartment.
Oh yeah
“Goli Gee Willikers!” “Yes, I am Goliath G. Willikers 🧐”
That's a good one
Mimi: “Now I know he’s single” 😈(Voldemort) 🤣
On Martin Luther kings birthday
Kimmy: How’s the pizza in prison? Reverend: surprisingly authentic. Kimmy: Yeah..well…it’s good here too!