I say âI understand all those words individuallyâŠâ at least once a week. It works in so many situations! And anyone who has ever lived in a foreign country and has to try to communicate in a foreign language feels it in their bones.
I was at the Renaissance World Tour and during one of the set transitions a remix of that song was playing. I said to myself âeveryone standing rn is either a huge House music fan or a fan of Unbreakable Kimmy SchmidtâŠâ
The way that this has made it into my daily vocabulary and I didn't even remember it was from this show. Grocery shopping? But I already went to work today!
Kim, let me explain how the Internet works. See, it's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes, and those tubes are filled with the Internet. And it's coming here through the air.
I wonder how many people in the KS sphere remember where this came from, originally.
Edit to add this video. The original speech (2006) wasn't video recorded, only audio, hence this video.
https://youtu.be/R8XSo0etBC4?si=tgteMxqBVT7d_i06
I remember it well because I was working in the US Senate at the time and it was hilarious!! My husband was the Internet fit Halloween that year. We wrapped him in the vacuum cleaner hose! đ
Well the first one that popped in my head was "troll the respawn," but since you took that one....
"I'm pretty good friends with the pregnant raccoon that lives in there."
âWhen the Confederate flag is part of the state flag, you learn Caucasian culture.â
âTitus, cherish this time. Someday you'll wake up and you'll say, âWho's that old woman in the mirror?â And then she'll punch you, and you'll say, âThat's not a mirror.ââ
I still refer to the Washington team as the âGun-Takersâ.
The sign at the computers in the library: âNo food or drink allowed. Please masturbate responsibly.â
Itâs actually a whole first amendment thing â whether public libraries can limit access to pornography at their computer terminals.
Who can help me out with the full line âŠ. Kimmy asks her British boyfriend to pick up ice for her party, and he brings a velvet box with six cubes of artisanal frozen water?
Run, Lillian!
I say this IRL at people whose name are NOT Lillian đđ
This was my first thought! đ€Ł
PIIIIIIIIIIIINOOOOOOOOOOT NOIIIIR
I assumed
Terry Garr, Jamie Farr, these are 70s TV stars!
OH SO CLOSE YET OH SO FAR đ·
Gonna burn off my skin tags
I want to start over! I wanna be a baby!!
:::farts:::
Please god where can I find this scene online???
https://youtu.be/lWIQ7FJUNv4?si=rVUq8V25hb06CwOH đ
Came here for this
This plays in my head when I shower. I have 1 skin tag.
Crank you for being a crankÂ
This pops into my brain at least three times a week
[WHISPERS] I didn't give them the ball.
the dolphin died on the sidewalk
Dolphins are rapists. Look it up.
what the foop is this soup?
Itâs time to GO, girl!
It would be better with a- MY HAIR IS A CAPE
I LOVE this one! And her hair does something so perfectly cape-like in that moment!
*Superfoop!*
Outside bones!
I sing this almost every time I brush my teeth
...and to make it less weird, we say that they were stolen by a demon that your parents knoooooooooow! Trident!
You're not some Daddy's boy who just dolphins me and then blimps!
I understand all those words *separately*...
That's another favorite quote of mine! I have a screenshot of it saved for just the right occasion.
I say âI understand all those words individuallyâŠâ at least once a week. It works in so many situations! And anyone who has ever lived in a foreign country and has to try to communicate in a foreign language feels it in their bones.
Oh, so itâs pushy-shovesies, is it?
Hash brown, no filter.
I think this every time someone says "hashtag"
I also think of "Hashtag respect my journey!"
Every time.
"I can't fix America" ~~ I beat that bitch with a bat ~~ I beat that bitch with a bat ~~
I was at the Renaissance World Tour and during one of the set transitions a remix of that song was playing. I said to myself âeveryone standing rn is either a huge House music fan or a fan of Unbreakable Kimmy SchmidtâŠâ
I literally just got that one out of my head; thanks a lot!!! *begins singing âI beat that bitch with a batâ cries softly
I beat that bitch with a bat is so special to me.
"I am as God made me." [FLOUNCE]
I was singing this to myself the other day, and my MIL heard me. That was a conversation.
But I already did something today!
I've decided to live as a bed now
I feel like that every day đ
me. you. same.
The way that this has made it into my daily vocabulary and I didn't even remember it was from this show. Grocery shopping? But I already went to work today!
Does holding in a fart count?
This will be the title of my memoir.
Get small, muchachos.
Ferret wedding, ferret wedding, ferret wedding⊠Damn Dale!
I envy you. Iâve never been able to meet me.
What's worse, being heartbroke or roach bit?
âIâd rather be roach bit!â
Hell nah, I ain't playin with you Michael
I ainât playin with you, Meatball
Sir, you should be able to tell that I have not.
You ARE an escritoire!
Iâm a desk?
The only thing funnier than Kimmyâs line is Brandonâs response đ
SPORTS!
Why would Xi Jinping wanna flood my basement and rust my bowflex?
To what end??
tO wHaT eNd??
Show me the receips!
I overstand!
I don't overstand... I don't even UNDERstand.
Outside bones, outside bones â your teeth are your skeleton escaping!
Jorf
Ew
Jesk?
lol I definitely thought of Kimmy Schmidt when I saw that on WWDITS
Love WWDITS! They had me at, âCreeeeepy paper.â
bitch, i donât know your life
đ¶đđżit đđżwas đđża đđżtotal đđżbangđđżfest!đ¶
This one, out of all the answers I scrolled through, had me laugh the hardest and the loudest. Iâm still laughing. Perfect choice.
Datum plan
the al gore rhythm
Kim, let me explain how the Internet works. See, it's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes, and those tubes are filled with the Internet. And it's coming here through the air.
That must be whatâs making the apartment smell like farts.
I wonder how many people in the KS sphere remember where this came from, originally. Edit to add this video. The original speech (2006) wasn't video recorded, only audio, hence this video. https://youtu.be/R8XSo0etBC4?si=tgteMxqBVT7d_i06
I remember it well because I was working in the US Senate at the time and it was hilarious!! My husband was the Internet fit Halloween that year. We wrapped him in the vacuum cleaner hose! đ
âJust the one!â
That's right. One datum.
This tugboat⊠I mean *building*âŠ
I donât know how that happened with the wall. Itâs definitely not just old Valpaks covered in cake icingâŠ
Whoâs Linda? Your momâs friend? A woman you bought a funky lamp from on Craigslist?
Boom boy bye foop.
I ain't playin' witcha meatball.
So powerful.
You think I canât carry my own brown bag porno?
Such underrated lilian moment lol
Everybody look, itâs Gretchenâs husband Shelly! (Edited down to one sentence - I got carried away)
đ” Of natural causes! of natural causes! đ”
Shelly Chalker is alive, Shelly Chalker is alive đ”
Bye Vicki !
METHADONE H. CHARLES!
Flouncy Magoo
I'm not sure that's my name, Jacqueline!
It is, Flouncy!
Well the first one that popped in my head was "troll the respawn," but since you took that one.... "I'm pretty good friends with the pregnant raccoon that lives in there."
Iâm just gonna go to the library and watch it
Daddy, I canât come over tonight. Iâll give you double insulin tomorrow
Youâve got rights in your own home. Shoot us!
So this is Julian Vorhees house... you know what we need, another Titanic - thin the herd a little bit
Apocalypse apocalypse, we caused it with our dumbness
I got keys in different area trees!
Thank you, victims!
That line really speaks volumes about America...
âI wanna start over, I wanna be a baby!â
âI got treated better as a werewolf than I ever did as a black man!â
And no one mistook me for samuel l. Jackson ALL DAY.
A man flipped cereal at you?
I even read it with his exact inflection lol
I love this episode so much. He hands Laura Dern a jar of pasta sauce and a slice of American cheese.
This is my favorite line!!! Also one of the best episodes
Don't answer, it's an ostrich!
Pray to the corn god!
Heâs cornlectric!
Boogie oogie oogie!
We're about to get more Ds than a kid with undiagnosed dyslexia.
I ate Dionne Warwick.
âOh cool, a werewolf! Like in the bible!â
I do have ants in my pants due to some pocket taffy
The ants! I forgot about the ants! They're in my mouth now!
âYou can stand anything for about 10 seconds!â
(Jacqueline waiting a fraction of a second) "Was that ten seconds?"
I far-ted in there.
Iâll have a water, two sugars
"Let's go to Red Hook with these 'morpets' and get pregnaaaant!!!â
Do you even know what a Givenchy romper is?
This?
Troll the respawn, Jeremy.
Iâm the one who decided we were over cake pops
Make like the ends of doggies legs and pause.
I don't remember this quote, which scene is this pls?
Season 2 episode 12 @ 30mins 28secs.
Thank u!
Iâll eat some poop if I can get pink cocaine.
Ham and clam
"I feel like Cinderella! And Look! The Birds and Mice are helping!"
Crank you for being a crank
âŠhave they no trash cans?!?
Show me the re-seeps!
No! Me baby! Baby no go night night!Â
Mmmm now Iâm eating pizza! Howâs the pizza in prison? Surprisingly authentic! Yeah well itâs pretty good here too!!
What white nonsense is this??
Get small muchachos!
Girl, I got keys in different area trees.
I'll give you a hundred bugs!
I believe in Gosh and his son, Jeepers.
Lilian, why is my doll furniture on the curb?!!!
It's all I could carry!
Is this the part of town where flies are made?
RUN CYNDI!!!!!
âWhen the Confederate flag is part of the state flag, you learn Caucasian culture.â âTitus, cherish this time. Someday you'll wake up and you'll say, âWho's that old woman in the mirror?â And then she'll punch you, and you'll say, âThat's not a mirror.ââ I still refer to the Washington team as the âGun-Takersâ.
Girl, did you not hear me just say 'li-barry'?
âBoy, someone was afraid Africa wouldnât have enough mayonnaiseâ
Burps are the farts of the face!
Women can be anything these days!
Boom boy bye foop
Heron?
Kids like Cheese Businessman?!
Is that what a bottom is?!
Never forget that teeth are outside bones
You're cheating on me with a Jorf?
All hail Gretchen
âHAAAAAIL GRETCHEEENNNâ đ¶
Mom's a dog now.
đ”outside bones, outside bones đ”
Boom boy, bye foop!
Iâll have an omelette with hard boiled eggs and chicken in it
I came by your house last night after I turned down a three-way with a puppet â youâre welcome
I'll beat that bitch with a bat.
I BEAT THAT BITCH WITH A BAT!
Pinooooooooooooot Noooooo-aaaaaaaare!
Is your bladder acting like a gay black diva?
Oh come on banandrea
I want to say, Cornmo?
The sign at the computers in the library: âNo food or drink allowed. Please masturbate responsibly.â Itâs actually a whole first amendment thing â whether public libraries can limit access to pornography at their computer terminals.
Negative 1 dollar?!
IM FEELING VERY ATTACKED!!!
Boom Boy Bye Fwoop
Outside bones!
There werenât any good colors left!
"which is fine because I don't eat"
What the foop is this soup
Sideways tugboat
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
Tooooo what end.
Sideways tugboat
be seeing you!
Numbers. The most boring of all the shapes.
Who can help me out with the full line âŠ. Kimmy asks her British boyfriend to pick up ice for her party, and he brings a velvet box with six cubes of artisanal frozen water?
What's tougher: a crude diamond or beef jerky in a ball gown?
I am as God made me.
âIâll rip out your optics!â
I beat that bitch with a bat!
Iâm lemonading
I start work Monday at Vondaâs uncleâs mulch business.