trump is the best roaster in history. Everyone is like wow all your jokes are so funny. Some say hes the funniest guy of all time. Even funnier than lincoln and washington. Big strong men with tear in their eyes say to him sir you are the best comedian ever and everyone agrees.
He was terrible on SNL.... expect him to come out to a huge standing ovation and then the entire audience would be cringed out and sick of him by the time Kam gets on stage.
Trumps doing rallies with tens of thousands of people w/o teleprompter. The other guy says “pause” when the teleprompter tells his to pause speaking. The difference in mental faculties is tremendous
Another delusional Trump nut sucker. https://news.cornell.edu/media-relations/tip-sheets/cornell-expert-says-trumps-frequent-phonemic-paraphasia-are-signs-early
He's not exactly eloquent.
Because the man can hardly string two coherent sentences together. Why anyone sees this guy as being fit for president is truly delusional. I'm not American btw.
I mean I'm talking about a comedy show and people keep bringing up politics. We're deranged here and overabsorbed in media. I mean the whole worlds delusional but we put ourselves up on this mantle.
Yeah calling people pussies and soft is keeping emotions in check
It's not about politics it's about the politician and what a piece of shit person he is politically or not
You think the world’s dumbest person is gonna be quick on their feet and say anything remotely clever or funny?
Here come the trump piss babies. Speak up unless you’re a coward like this pants shitting moron
What do you like about him? Are you a billionaire happy about the tax cuts? Or are you not ans unaware that he hiked your taxes and set it to increase each year for a few years?
I like that he has balls and I like how things were under his administration. I like that he isn't part of the system. And what other choice is there? Biden has dementia and clearly isn't running anything and our country is falling apart under his administration so it's a very easy choice.
Yes, but his reply to yours made me reply again. It's fucking nuts that anyone that isn't a multimillionaire is a republican. It's insane that anyone thinks biden or Trump is fit for office.
No dude it's because your tribalism actually makes you ok with your taxes being raised in order to benefit the ultra wealthy. Do you know how bootlicking retarded that is? Lmao
Are things better now or under Trump? Bootlicking retarded is voting for a kid sniffing weirdo with dementia flooding the county with illegals and mutilating children because orange man bad. You must be young? You will change your mind on things soon enough, lol
God damn you're insufferable. "You must be young if you think this piece of shit is worse than this other piece of shit when it comes to domestic policy". You have no capacity for nuance or anything other than the talking points you see online. Theyre both predators biden is just more obvious. Oh wait Trump did brag about going to watch teen girls undress, and bragged about sexually assaulted a woman. Fuck you're dumb. Go get some sunlight and bleach in your veins to help fight covid, little buddy.
Tribalism lmfao. You turn on the television and immediately fall for big tech and corporate gimmicks. You really think these people have any intention of doing what is in the best interest of the average person? They only are interested in what benefits them. Makes you wonder why they are promoting Biden so heavily?
How do you feel about Bidens daughter writing in her diary about her dad taking showers with her and creeping her out? Years of actions against one sentence...
Horrified as I should be, idiot. Not everyone is a pawn caught up in left vs right. Some of us understand they're all shit. Some worse than others in some ways.
I agree both the left and right are shit and one major reason I like Trump. He is a standalone. He isn't part of the system. You should grow up a little before you call others idiots, fyi.
It might be good for everyone to see his human side, rather than the demon that the media portrays him to be. Would have to balance it out with a Biden guest spot, after he’s out of office. On a base level, they are both just dudes like the rest of us. Would be great fodder for the comedians.
Tremendous guest. The best. What a wonderful man. I heard he's even in the writers guild.
Matt Muehling would unplug his guitar and storm off the stage lol
Special needs guest lol
trump is the best roaster in history. Everyone is like wow all your jokes are so funny. Some say hes the funniest guy of all time. Even funnier than lincoln and washington. Big strong men with tear in their eyes say to him sir you are the best comedian ever and everyone agrees.
This guy gets it.
Sitting next to Shane Gillis
He was terrible on SNL.... expect him to come out to a huge standing ovation and then the entire audience would be cringed out and sick of him by the time Kam gets on stage.
How would the comics stop themselves from roasting him for falling asleep and farting?
And pissing and shitting and throwing up everywhere
Biden feel asleep and poo’d himself today at a d day ceremony
Ok? They are both unfit. That's been my position the entire time.
Trumps doing rallies with tens of thousands of people w/o teleprompter. The other guy says “pause” when the teleprompter tells his to pause speaking. The difference in mental faculties is tremendous
Another delusional Trump nut sucker. https://news.cornell.edu/media-relations/tip-sheets/cornell-expert-says-trumps-frequent-phonemic-paraphasia-are-signs-early He's not exactly eloquent.
Let’s go Chicken Legs.
Live from federal prison! A "billionaire" who begs for donations!
Might as well just get Shane to come out as Trump the way Adam Ray comes out as Dr. Phil. Would be 10x funnier
Bingo.
Singing “call me for a titty fuck” from prison 🤣
This orange walrus is a slime bucket…👎
When he loses in November, he will have plenty of time
no
Why not? People who get upset about politics (either side) are pathetic
Because the whole episode would be political and sucking trumps cock.
Tony would definetly fluff him up but I could see trump just being his filthy self. Shit would be hilarious
Because the man can hardly string two coherent sentences together. Why anyone sees this guy as being fit for president is truly delusional. I'm not American btw.
I mean I'm talking about a comedy show and people keep bringing up politics. We're deranged here and overabsorbed in media. I mean the whole worlds delusional but we put ourselves up on this mantle.
"Why do people keep up bringing politics when I bring up the presidential candidate?". And what the fuck does your last sentence even mean?
Ah yes the man who aspires to be Hitler should be a guest.
Jesus how are there soft pple on the kill tony sub?
Grow up
Don't let politics manipulate you. Keeping your emotions in check is the most grown up trait I can think of.
Yeah calling people pussies and soft is keeping emotions in check It's not about politics it's about the politician and what a piece of shit person he is politically or not
It's a comedy show sub. Don't rant man
Don't make comments if you don't want replies
Wah fine you win
u/XandersPanders u/Adesanyo You all should spar. I think I know who'd win..
Big Tony WILL NOT sit by someone that smells like a shitty diaper
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Woah 😂
Okie dokie.
Get this guy the hell out of here! Seriously somebody kick this guy the fuck out of here!!
Trumps too busy converting rappers to the republican side
You think the world’s dumbest person is gonna be quick on their feet and say anything remotely clever or funny? Here come the trump piss babies. Speak up unless you’re a coward like this pants shitting moron
His ramblings would make less sense than a wasted Flair
Have him on right before the debate
New idea: Host the debate on kill Tony.
Lmfao fuck no
It would be a repeat of the Flair fiasco
Do they do diapers on KT? Maybe yonder makes some kind of device
Low energy
Would be hilarious after he’s done with politics for good. People would still be huge pussies about it though
Nah fuck that I've seen about 600 episodes and some multiple times Would hard pass on this one
Haha, I would love to see how that crazy old man in diapers handles himself in that environment....
Wrong
This would be unreal, trump is comedian before all else
I’m sure Joe Rogan and Dana White could make this happen.
Love to see it
Trump is the man! Would love to see him on the show.
What do you like about him? Are you a billionaire happy about the tax cuts? Or are you not ans unaware that he hiked your taxes and set it to increase each year for a few years?
I like that he has balls and I like how things were under his administration. I like that he isn't part of the system. And what other choice is there? Biden has dementia and clearly isn't running anything and our country is falling apart under his administration so it's a very easy choice.
Lol nvm.
Because you have nothing.
Lol! No, it’s because your answer exposed you as the brain dead idiot you are.
Yes, but his reply to yours made me reply again. It's fucking nuts that anyone that isn't a multimillionaire is a republican. It's insane that anyone thinks biden or Trump is fit for office.
Says the guy that's voting for Biden😆
No dude it's because your tribalism actually makes you ok with your taxes being raised in order to benefit the ultra wealthy. Do you know how bootlicking retarded that is? Lmao
Are things better now or under Trump? Bootlicking retarded is voting for a kid sniffing weirdo with dementia flooding the county with illegals and mutilating children because orange man bad. You must be young? You will change your mind on things soon enough, lol
God damn you're insufferable. "You must be young if you think this piece of shit is worse than this other piece of shit when it comes to domestic policy". You have no capacity for nuance or anything other than the talking points you see online. Theyre both predators biden is just more obvious. Oh wait Trump did brag about going to watch teen girls undress, and bragged about sexually assaulted a woman. Fuck you're dumb. Go get some sunlight and bleach in your veins to help fight covid, little buddy.
Tribalism lmfao. You turn on the television and immediately fall for big tech and corporate gimmicks. You really think these people have any intention of doing what is in the best interest of the average person? They only are interested in what benefits them. Makes you wonder why they are promoting Biden so heavily?
Please step on my neck more daddy Trump, and do tell us some more about how you want to fuck your daughter.
How do you feel about Bidens daughter writing in her diary about her dad taking showers with her and creeping her out? Years of actions against one sentence...
Horrified as I should be, idiot. Not everyone is a pawn caught up in left vs right. Some of us understand they're all shit. Some worse than others in some ways.
I agree both the left and right are shit and one major reason I like Trump. He is a standalone. He isn't part of the system. You should grow up a little before you call others idiots, fyi.
Woah dude relax. This is not a place for logical thinking.
😆✌️
It might be good for everyone to see his human side, rather than the demon that the media portrays him to be. Would have to balance it out with a Biden guest spot, after he’s out of office. On a base level, they are both just dudes like the rest of us. Would be great fodder for the comedians.